tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post2009230754784156037..comments2024-01-26T00:52:04.340-08:00Comments on SBPDL: Black History Month Heroes: John Dolittle from "Dr. Dolittle"Stuff Black People Don't Likehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07923871032509110194noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-59978380590543684582012-06-25T21:04:37.320-07:002012-06-25T21:04:37.320-07:00YOU are the reason it is common for minorities to ...YOU are the reason it is common for minorities to continue deviant behaviors, because you don't give credit to those who break the mold.Andiethewhitegirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-80273886913700479122011-02-10T18:46:11.005-08:002011-02-10T18:46:11.005-08:00I'm glad you were entertained by my post Desir...I'm glad you were entertained by my post Desiree...and as for the last anonymous poster...has it ever occurred to you that the flesh of an ape was consumed thus leading to the blood of said ape being consumed...thus leading to the ultimate passage of the virus into a human being? See how white people are. I'm assuming that you are a Caucasian comrade who like your fellow Caucasian comrades can't help but think about a human being boinking a non-human animal. You constantly reveal your zoophytic fantasies by accusing blacks of having sex with apes and that being the cause for HIV in humans, just because that concept probably turns you on. Would you like to have seen such behavior going on? (note...I'm not stating that it's not possible...there are people from all overrr the world who pork (no pun intended) animals...however...just as we must acknowledge blacks commit much of violent crime in the U.S. we must also acknowledge that whites see dogs as much more than man's best friend. They are a white man's best friend.... with BENEFITS. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-23235726352512362492011-02-10T17:08:46.826-08:002011-02-10T17:08:46.826-08:00"Black people hate animals and white people l..."Black people hate animals and white people love them to the point of engaging in inter-species coitus with them."<br /><br />Like this?<br /><br />http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/06/where-did-aids-come-from-sordid-tale-of.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-17690635790769766362011-02-10T06:53:30.507-08:002011-02-10T06:53:30.507-08:00" I will never, ever forget Dr. McKinney, his..." I will never, ever forget Dr. McKinney, his intelligence, kindness, sensitivity. and his deep, deep love and respect for all animals"<br /><br />Another white person's story of "My best friend is black and he is so fucking intelligent!".<br /><br />Dr. McKinney is just an exception to the rule.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-77793155089844388522011-02-09T21:49:16.255-08:002011-02-09T21:49:16.255-08:00Anon at 7:24PM:
ROTFLMFBAO!
That was the funnies...Anon at 7:24PM:<br /><br />ROTFLMFBAO!<br /><br />That was the funniest shit EVER. I wouldn't say black people hate animals--I'm black and love them--but white people love them a little too much.<br /><br />A cursory glance at whitewatch.info would tell the skeptic all he needs to know about the issue of whites and their love of lesser species.<br /><br /><i>A black man would be on Maury denying with all his might that he is NOT the father of little Sea Biscuitiqua, while a white man would be enjoying yet another fun filled family vacation on the Island of Dr. Moreau with his wife Buttons and their little troop. :-)</i><br /><br />Ain't that some real talk! The internet is a dark place...<br /><br />X-DDesireehttp://desireespeakssolisten.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-67551813420920756352011-02-09T20:26:29.694-08:002011-02-09T20:26:29.694-08:00"Black people hate animals and white people l..."Black people hate animals and white people love them ..." <br /><br />What?!?! That made no sense at all. About as much sense as the ironing board and God story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-89726198652726971202011-02-09T19:24:18.785-08:002011-02-09T19:24:18.785-08:00Black people hate animals and white people love th...Black people hate animals and white people love them to the point of engaging in inter-species coitus with them. It should be noted however, that most whites marry their furry, scaly, or feathered lovers,(as whites are very family oriented) therefore not adding to the population of bastard freak chimera children. A black man would be on Maury denying with all his might that he is NOT the father of little Sea Biscuitiqua, while a white man would be enjoying yet another fun filled family vacation on the Island of Dr. Moreau with his wife Buttons and their little troop. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-2935102398684918842011-02-09T17:04:34.331-08:002011-02-09T17:04:34.331-08:00One of the best veterinarians I have ever known wa...One of the best veterinarians I have ever known was a Black man in Oakland, California. He treated two of my dogs and, since he was a "mobile vet" he came to the house and put my beloved dog who was almost 15 years old to sleep and in such a sensitive way. I have long since moved away from Oakland but I will never, ever forget Dr. McKinney, his intelligence, kindness, sensitivity. and his deep, deep love and respect for all animalsJean C.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-87104347244306221812011-02-09T15:13:10.421-08:002011-02-09T15:13:10.421-08:00^Oh. Well in that case all the crimes blacks commi...^Oh. Well in that case all the crimes blacks commit against whites are worth it. Afterall, a wrinkle free shirt and a "shoe lasting machine" are much more important. I don't know how Europeans managed without them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-14943718193107974582011-02-09T14:59:40.057-08:002011-02-09T14:59:40.057-08:00Thank God for the Ironing Board (and the Super Soa...Thank God for the Ironing Board (and the Super Soaker)!<br /><br />Question for you: why is that one continent called Africa so dark from space, when lights on other continents can be seen from space? <br /><br />http://174.121.237.17/~gprophet/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/earth_lights_from_space.jpgStuff Black People Don't Likehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07923871032509110194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-7157727763589360312011-02-09T14:37:34.621-08:002011-02-09T14:37:34.621-08:00Bowfinger was Murphy's last true swan song. Jo...Bowfinger was Murphy's last true swan song. John Landis (American Werewolf in London, Animal House) said that when Murphy was making "Trading Places" Eddie Murphy couldn't have been a sweeter or more humble man. That same Eddie Murphy, he said, was a complete asshole by the time they made "Coming to America," a few years later. Who would have ever thought Charlie Murphy would go on to become the more popular Murphy brother. There still might be hope for old Frank Stallone.Hirschnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-306067344012534512011-02-09T14:31:41.611-08:002011-02-09T14:31:41.611-08:00Those who corrected me on the actor in the origina...Those who corrected me on the actor in the original "Dr. Dolittle" are of course correct. I wrote this one last night after seeing the Vick - Dallas "key to city" story. <br /><br />I always wondered why people though Tuskegee was such a great school and just wanted to do some quick research on Black people and vets. Who would have thought that yet ANOTHER vocation is in such for such a horrible future because of a lack of diversity!<br /><br />I would argue that the Eddie Murphy character in "The Nutty Professor" is one of the ultimate Fictional Black Heroes. He made a string of movies in the 1990s playing these type of characters, but thankfully with "Pluto Nash" his career virtually tanked.Stuff Black People Don't Likehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07923871032509110194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-82963980050037774792011-02-09T14:26:18.359-08:002011-02-09T14:26:18.359-08:00Wow. White people invented automobiles, jet aircr...Wow. White people invented automobiles, jet aircraft, rockets, and computers...<br /><br />BUT...<br /><br />We'd all be wrinkled and shoeless if not for negroes!!<br /><br />Great Post!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-46512448403146463672011-02-09T14:23:55.682-08:002011-02-09T14:23:55.682-08:00"Jan E. Matzelinger, a Black man"
His l..."Jan E. Matzelinger, a Black man"<br /><br />His last name is "Matzeliger".<br /><br />His father is white.<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Ernst_MatzeligerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-52261715280279263222011-02-09T14:18:51.741-08:002011-02-09T14:18:51.741-08:00"You see Sarah Boone, a Black woman, invented..."You see Sarah Boone, a Black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a Black man invented the shoe lasting machine."<br /><br />BWAAAA HAAAA HAAA HAA AHAAAA ... oh, man, hang on ... i gotta catch my breff. ARE YOU FRIGGIN' SERIOUS?!? Do you idiot negro people really think little Theo would never have owned a shoe last because Sambo the Clever wasn't around to invent it? Holy Cow ... <br /><br />I work with a negro and she mentioned Micheal Vick once. I asked her, "don't you mean QB Dog Killer?" She scrunched up her negro nose and said, "ah don't much like dogs anyhow." Well I don't much like negros, but that doesn't mean I can kill them for being substandard (anymore -- goddamned 1960's). <br /><br />So that the Office of the Mayor-elect gave QB Dog Killer the "key to Dallas" is no surprise. These chimps are spoiling for a throw down and their continued nincompoopery is starting to grate my last nerve. <br /><br />The EngineerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-46992405910845198542011-02-09T14:16:33.594-08:002011-02-09T14:16:33.594-08:00"What if there were no Black people in the wo..."What if there were no Black people in the world?"<br /><br />Less murder, less rape, less violent crime, less AIDS, less illegitimacy, less welfare, less unemployment, etc etc etc.<br /><br />BTW Dishonest Crusader, Sarah Boone did not invent the ironing board.<br />Of the several hundred US patents on ironing boards granted prior to Sarah Boone's, the first three went to William Vandenburg in 1858 (patents #19390, #19883, #20231). The first American female patentee of an ironing board is probably Sarah Mort of Dayton, Ohio, who received patent #57170 in 1866. In 1869, Henry Soggs of Columbus, Pennsylvania earned US patent #90966 for an ironing board resembling the modern type, with folding legs, adjustable height, and a cover. Another nice example of a modern-looking board was designed by J.H. Mallory in 1871, patent #120296.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-91438791965736026472011-02-09T14:15:52.470-08:002011-02-09T14:15:52.470-08:00An ironing board and a shoe lasting machine are yo...An ironing board and a shoe lasting machine are your idea of a ground breaking invention. Yep, what would YT do without negroes.<br /><br />Probably once he managed to use an un-negro-acclaimed ironing board ironed shirt - or worse yet went out in a wrinkled shirt and found a shoe without shoe lasting - he went out onto the street without worries of being molested, raped, murdered or robbed. Remember that black character on the Jetson's - no - doesn't the future look wonderfulAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-11256963390864441092011-02-09T12:34:15.733-08:002011-02-09T12:34:15.733-08:00This is a story of a little boy named Theo, who wo...This is a story of a little boy named Theo, who woke up one morning and asked God, "What if there were no Black people in the world?"<br />Well, God, thought about that for a moment and then said, "Son, follow me around today and let's just see what it would be like if there were no Black people in the world. Get dressed and we will get started."<br />Theo ran to his room to put on his clothes and shoes. But there were no shoes, and his clothes were all wrinkled. He looked for the iron, but when he reached for the ironing board, it was no longer there. You see Sarah Boone, a Black woman, invented the ironing board and Jan E. Matzelinger, a Black man invented the shoe lasting machine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-71342008832673880352011-02-09T09:57:32.503-08:002011-02-09T09:57:32.503-08:00The original film version of Dr. Doolittle starred...The original film version of Dr. Doolittle starred Rex Harrison; you may be thinking Murphy's remake of the Jerry Lewis classic "The Nutty Professor."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-22609914217041972822011-02-09T07:19:50.724-08:002011-02-09T07:19:50.724-08:00SBPDL, this video needs to be immediately placed i...SBPDL, this video needs to be immediately placed into this thread! It is a video taken in Dallas by a reporter who happened to have adopted one of Vick's abused pit bulls. For anyone who thinks Vick is a changed man, this video pretty much dispels that notion.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_Ra0J-V7ZM&feature=player_embeddedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-12221237130210610492011-02-09T06:42:40.552-08:002011-02-09T06:42:40.552-08:00Here's a classic "black people don't ...Here's a classic "black people don't like dogs" story that happened in Clayton County, Georgia back in December. A Negro foot patrol cop gave a verbal order to a barking Golden Retriever (that was in it's own yard), and when the dog didn't comply, the low IQ negro cop shot and killed the beloved family pet a week before Christmas. Of course it didn't occur to his dumb ass to use pepper spray, mace or a taser if he really felt threatened by a Golden Retriever, a.k.a. the gentlest breed of dog on earth! Of course, the following article doesn't dare mention that the officer is black. And, btw, the sheriff there has exonerated the stupid bastard.<br /><br />http://www.ajc.com/news/clayton/cop-shoots-kills-family-782080.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-47903067908904209852011-02-09T06:00:25.269-08:002011-02-09T06:00:25.269-08:00Here are the statistics on 2009 Vet school applica...Here are the statistics on 2009 Vet school applicants. Out of 6208, only 135 were designated as Black.<br /><br />http://www.naahp.org/PDFs/HealthProfPDFs/AAVMC.pdf<br /><br />Keep doing these posts on vocations with low Black participation. It's hilarious to read hysterical quotes from those employed in the field who decry the lack of Blacks involved in vet medicine. <br /><br />How have animals been treated without Black hands? It's a mystery!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-36159871108311997702011-02-09T05:50:43.832-08:002011-02-09T05:50:43.832-08:00Man who tried to whack his pregnant girlfriend is ...Man who tried to whack his pregnant girlfriend is named, but pics are omitted.<br /><br />http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/state/man-faces-more-charges-in-attack-on-girlfriend-1242631.html<br /><br />Google search confirms that he is black.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-42907982865460831372011-02-09T05:46:38.251-08:002011-02-09T05:46:38.251-08:00Girlfriends stabs baby-daddy in the face with fork...Girlfriends stabs baby-daddy in the face with fork, no names or pics.<br /><br />Strange...<br /><br />http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/crime/glades-blotter-girlfriend-stabs-man-in-face-with-1242735.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-63847227594001703812011-02-09T05:44:28.354-08:002011-02-09T05:44:28.354-08:00Child molester is named, but his pic is omitted.
...Child molester is named, but his pic is omitted.<br /><br />http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/cops-man-molested-child-at-wifes-unlicensed-daycare-1242664.html<br /><br />Google search shows that he is black.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com