tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post7893447129674368655..comments2024-01-26T00:52:04.340-08:00Comments on SBPDL: #689. Chimney SweepingStuff Black People Don't Likehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07923871032509110194noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-70504675615846822212012-09-09T09:08:01.292-07:002012-09-09T09:08:01.292-07:00I am a black chimney sweep and have owned my busin...I am a black chimney sweep and have owned my business for 20 years now, the money I earn is FANTASTIC. The field of work is great and even allows me to employ 4 white and 2 black chimney sweeps. 99% of my customers are white and my repeat business is just as high. The business and residential community I serve are great. I earn great money and pay higher than normal wages to all my sweeps. We focus on safety and customer service. I give public education classes to realtors, insurance companies and give training to other chimney sweeping companies. Homeowners do not care about my color, they care about my experience, honesty and knowledge. It is always fun when one of my sweeps has a problem and needs to call out the boss for a solution and to see the surprised look on the face of the customer. It only takes a few minutes to win them over and they see the flowing of knowledge and experience. When they want the best...they call me.<br /><br />The bigotry of this blog is here for a reason. There are many times I am ashamed for being black and there many times I am ashamed of being human. There is good and bad in each country, in each race on all levels. Education is the key. Many bigots are poorly educated just as many criminals. It is true that many black people are looking for a handout, an apology. They should focus of themselves and not in blaming the white man. I am a living example of what you get when you help yourself to education, hard work and motivation. I have had many positive role models both white and black. The black community should rally around education instead of street corners and committing acts of violence and crime...so should the whites.<br /><br />None of us should blame the other for our position in life. We all need to move forward with the determination to better ourselves. None of us are free from blame.<br /><br />Prejudice is learned and can be defined as ignorance.<br /><br />There is no place or time in our society for baggy pants, low riders, loud and degrading music, fake gold jewelry, guns and criminal behavior.<br /><br />All of us should be man enough to admit that we are men and to behave as men. We cannot be thieves or bigots. We cannot continue to make excuses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-48937904373837379732011-11-19T07:43:14.610-08:002011-11-19T07:43:14.610-08:00I'll bet he washes up shinier than a....., wel...I'll bet he washes up shinier than a....., well, piece of coal.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750571105481799707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-43458957984925919832011-11-18T22:19:49.087-08:002011-11-18T22:19:49.087-08:00Chim Chiminey Chim Chim Cheree!
Seriously people, ...Chim Chiminey Chim Chim Cheree!<br />Seriously people, this is Kwanzaa Renaldo. You see on Chirstmas Santa comes down the chimney and leaves gifts. Well, on Kwanzaa eve, Kwanzaa Renaldo comes down your chimney and takes everything. The next day when you see your empty house, you experience the magic of Kwanzaa!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-23723719583365985692011-11-18T04:56:27.427-08:002011-11-18T04:56:27.427-08:00Chimney Sweeping, of course they don't like th...Chimney Sweeping, of course they don't like that- It combines the two things black people hate more than anything else: Work and Getting Darker.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-69325897738081211942011-11-17T21:47:56.020-08:002011-11-17T21:47:56.020-08:00Votes for Women! (Step In Time!)Votes for Women! (Step In Time!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-64916372311684123662011-11-17T20:09:01.540-08:002011-11-17T20:09:01.540-08:00Anonymous at 11:35 AM, a friend of mine used to le...Anonymous at 11:35 AM, a friend of mine used to leave an old booze bottle 3/4 full of methyl alcohol sitting on his desk at his shop. He figured that no thief would be able to resist a free drunk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-35134100500473563702011-11-17T18:38:06.400-08:002011-11-17T18:38:06.400-08:00the first slaves in these parts were
injuns, ensla...the first slaves in these parts were<br />injuns, enslaved by injuns...<br />I read how in the pacific northwest the rich would kill slaves at parties...just<br />to show how rich they were....<br />arriving by canoe the slaves would lay in the sand,,,the canoe would run over them...<br />some party, ehAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-47395182347468157822011-11-17T16:13:08.810-08:002011-11-17T16:13:08.810-08:00Black Pool Party in Harlem
Tosh O.
http://tosh.co...Black Pool Party in Harlem<br />Tosh O.<br /><br />http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/uncensored---video-breakdown---black-pool-partyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-79903142746235679012011-11-17T16:10:12.345-08:002011-11-17T16:10:12.345-08:00Christmas Comes early for black people. It sounds...Christmas Comes early for black people. It sounds eerily like this black people carol:<br /><br /><br />Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, <br />everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good. <br />We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, <br />dat ObamaClause soon gonna brang us our check. <br /><br />All of da family, was layin' on da flo', <br />my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho. <br />Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all <br />when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Must be da law"! <br /><br />I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see, <br />I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me. <br />But what did I see, made me say, "Lawdy look 'a dat!" <br />Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats. <br /><br />Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white, <br />but it looks like us brotha's got a black un' tonight. <br />Faster than a poeleece car, my homeboy he came, <br />and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name. <br /><br />On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who, <br />On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. <br />Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street, <br />I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe dat sheet? <br /><br />He didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my do', <br />an I sez to myself, "Damn he done done dis befo!" <br />He had a big bag, full of presents, I speck? <br />Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold to wear roun' my neck. <br /><br />But he left me no presents, started stealin’ my shit. <br />He got my guns and my crack, and my new burgler kit. <br />Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew, <br />I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too! <br /><br />He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, <br />and wuz gone in two seconds, dat sonofabitch! <br />So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, <br />'cause dis black Santy Claws we got just ain't worf a shit! <br /><br />Credit:Sickle Cell Anemia on NM forumYTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-33939016187119029422011-11-17T16:03:39.220-08:002011-11-17T16:03:39.220-08:00I don't remember the website, but it chronicle...I don't remember the website, but it chronicles ridiculous lawsuits. One burglar was stuck in a homeowner's garage while they were on vacation. He sued and was compensated.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-39433952466848044462011-11-17T15:28:38.825-08:002011-11-17T15:28:38.825-08:00.
" Setting up what amounts to a deathtrap....<br /><br /><br /><br />" Setting up what amounts to a deathtrap has to be against code..."<br /><br />Setting up a boobytrap should be illegal because firefighters and police officers sometimes have to enter properties unannounced in emergencies, hot pursuits, etc. Not to mention inquisitive children and teenagers who've "gone exploring". Identifying your target is the first rule of Life Or Death situations.<br /><br /> <br />YES!!! In this case some scumbag got what he deserved but still it ain't worth it. <br /><br />No Boobytraps!! because true satisfaction is shooting your burglar while starin' him in the eyes as you pull the trigger.<br /><br /><br />.MICHAEL DEAN MILLERnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-40590972078852090942011-11-17T15:27:58.491-08:002011-11-17T15:27:58.491-08:00Chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheroo/Good lu...Chim chimeny chim chimeny chim chim cheroo/Good luck will rub off if oy shake 'ands wit you!!joshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-31655319457593203862011-11-17T14:08:49.875-08:002011-11-17T14:08:49.875-08:00Has the committee that hands out the Darwin Awards...Has the committee that hands out the Darwin Awards been notified? No fatality was involved here,but doesn't this rate a "Damned Good Try",or something along those lines????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-65241386554875470992011-11-17T11:35:52.737-08:002011-11-17T11:35:52.737-08:00"The decedent was black, the store owner Jord..."The decedent was black, the store owner Jordanian. There was a lot of uproar about this poor guy was tortured to death and amounted to cruel and unusual punishment. The Jordanian took a plea after a very zealous DA was going to charge him with murder (malice aforethought). "<br /><br />Setting up what amounts to a deathtrap has to be against code. Still the criminal got what he deserved, and I'd have been weary of giving the guy anything more than a slap on the wrist for it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-70347327210543841472011-11-17T09:18:22.141-08:002011-11-17T09:18:22.141-08:00He will probably try and sue the homeowners for ra...He will probably try and sue the homeowners for racial stereotyping. They should have know an oversized coon would try to squeeze down the chimney. To top it off, they trapped and humiliated him by forcing him to do blackface.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-46759490304945645722011-11-17T09:08:26.937-08:002011-11-17T09:08:26.937-08:00None of you seem to be aware of that guy's tru...None of you seem to be aware of that guy's true identity. That was Black Peter bringing all of the bad girls and boys their lumps of coal for Christmas.<br /><br />You were probably thrown off by the date. Black Peter, for obvious genetic reasons, is not nearly as efficient as Santa Clause so he has to get a 6 week head start.<br /><br />Try to pay more attention from now on.Playing Roots Backwardsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-23510670431702868472011-11-17T06:23:49.945-08:002011-11-17T06:23:49.945-08:00Renaldo could have learned from Tyrese and Jaykwon...Renaldo could have learned from Tyrese and Jaykwon here. <br /><br /><br />http://pigroll.com/img/jaykwon_and_tyrese_argue.jpg<br /><br />If only he had gone to their lab for physical testing the three budding scientists might have foreseen that Renaldo would not have made it down that chimney.W74noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-12780717908573717902011-11-17T06:05:19.700-08:002011-11-17T06:05:19.700-08:00Well SBPDL you just made a mistake. Chimney Sweepi...Well SBPDL you just made a mistake. Chimney Sweeping isn't a black tradition, it is actually a white tradition. The only time a black will do any chimney sweeping is if he wants to steal like your article suggests. How about the old joke, "What do you get when you cross a black with an Hispanic," = "Soneone to stupid to steal." Traditionally Chimney sweeps were white boys ages 5 to about 10. Even when the British governmnet was working on emancipating the blacks from slavery, they still had white boys as slaves sweeping out their chimneys. Yes, they were slaves. In fact, the first slaves in America and the colonies were white, not black. They were treated worse than black. For proof I would suggest that you obtain Michael Hoffmans book, "They were white and they were slaves." go to. http://www.revisionisthistory.org or http://www.revisionisthistorystore.blogspot.comTerrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-71088920068144526412011-11-17T05:42:40.987-08:002011-11-17T05:42:40.987-08:00"Sadly, the only solution I can see for my de..."Sadly, the only solution I can see for my descendents is expatriation."<br /><br />No. The more humane solution (if non-Whites are going to be a part of post-BRA [Black Runa Amerika] once the EBT cards hit the fan, is the restoration and implementation (due to world population overages, you understand, and to ensure everyone rising to the intellectual level of those most intelligent- i.e., Whites) is the science of Eugenics, and forced steriization of all non-Whites, after one child, or before such, if criminal records are found, imbecility is in the family, or sub-normal (IQ 70) occurs. You don't have the moral problems of abortion (killing babies) nor unwanted (rape) preganancies, but the eugenicized can at least still enjoy the conjugal act.<br /><br />- Fr. John+Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-54420593823041536292011-11-17T04:49:09.595-08:002011-11-17T04:49:09.595-08:00Not only did they leave race out of it, they mock ...Not only did they leave race out of it, they mock up the title for semblance of victimhood.<br /><br /><i>teen was charged with burglary and giving false information to a police officer.</i><br /><br />It's like the AP was forced to include that information.<br /><br />Well here's to a swift release of this fine upstanding man; it will be no coincidence that while he sits in jail, Mr. Evergreen won't be posting here.HandoStomperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00742486578795019656noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-73986699253030339112011-11-17T02:18:51.243-08:002011-11-17T02:18:51.243-08:00This reminds me of a book entitled, "They Wer...This reminds me of a book entitled, "They Were White and They Were Slaves", by Micheal A. Hoffman.<br /><br />In it, he chronicles the use of poor white children in industrial England, that were commonly used as human chimney sweeps. Many of these children died horrible and excruciating deaths due to soot inhalation and crushing from dilapidated chimneys falling in on them. <br /><br />It's an excellent book to give to all the DWL's and uppity blacks in your life, that think that only they have suffered under the burden of slavery and injustice.Dissidentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-443455591068177802011-11-16T22:58:08.869-08:002011-11-16T22:58:08.869-08:00Wasn't this in "How The Moolie Stole Chri...Wasn't this in "How The Moolie Stole Christmas" by Dr. Malik Seuss-Shabazz?SwampThizzlehttp://www.youtube.com/user/SwampThizzlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-25500690263405978712011-11-16T21:48:15.344-08:002011-11-16T21:48:15.344-08:00I would have lit a raging fire and recorded the sc...I would have lit a raging fire and recorded the screamsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-62343290960229614742011-11-16T21:31:38.914-08:002011-11-16T21:31:38.914-08:00Support from a random cracker? Will wonders never ...Support from a random cracker? Will wonders never cease? Thanks, honkey!Rev. Dr,. Swifthttp://revdrswift.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3890530692790573387.post-16360152440091548712011-11-16T21:02:33.967-08:002011-11-16T21:02:33.967-08:00"Sadly, the only solution I can see for my de..."Sadly, the only solution I can see for my descendents is expatriation."...I have friends in Tasmania...Several times I have asked them to look around for a deal on some land, maybe a house & land. Very restricted firearms laws there, and he says the 'aboriginal youth' are quickly becoming as bad or worse than our negroids here....(well, I've always liked Asian women...maybe somewhere there?)...<b>Kid Clorox</b>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com