Friday, January 29, 2010

Black History Month at SBPDL


The month Black people anxiously await for is nearly upon us, and February can barely contain the narration we are soon to be inundated with as Black History Month prepares for 28 days of chronicling the trials, tribulations and overcoming against all odds that Black people continue to endure on a daily basis.

We at SBPDL believe Black History Month to be a special time to reflect upon the contributions of Black people to the United States of America. However, the endless and comical quest of locating individuals worthy of admiration and remembrance is a task on par with cleaning the Augean Stables.

Peanut butter? Traffic lights? Compared to the people who built rockets that have sent man-made objects out of our solar system, conquered the atom and created the iPhone, stories of refusing to get off of a bus in Montgomery appear a tad overblown in their historical importance.

It seems Black History Month is an exercise in futility, an endless search for relevance in a sea of achievements by other people of surprisingly monochromatic color.

Outside of the Civil Rights struggle for equality and sports achievements, Black people and their historical resume in the United States appears surprisingly dubious and nearly without merit.

It is commonly pointed out that February is shortest month of the year and the 2010 edition of the month only graces us with 28 days to enjoy the serenity and ecstasy of Black history. And yet, Black people and their achievements in the United States amount to a mere footnote in history (see the history of the Nobel Prize and Black people), unless history is stripped to a continuous deconstruction of white peoples intolerance and racism that had to be overcome.

The historical tableau of Black people and their collected achievements is nearly a blank page, and when you consider the Out of Africa theory of life and the sorrowful state of Haiti – the Black-run Island devastated by the twin disasters of an earthquake and possessing only a population of Black people – Black History Month seems superfluous.

Thankfully, Stuff Black People Don’t Like is here to rectify certain inequities, and beginning on February 1st, we will dedicate each day to sprucing up Black history with the advent of the “SBPDL Guide to Fictional Black Characters”.

You see the need for fiction to augment the desolate pages of Black people and their chronologically listed contributions to the world – outside of sports – showcases the inadequacies of the historical significance of Black people.

Thus, we will fill the void and provide the top 28 fictional Black individuals from television, cinema and literature that show Black people succeeding in a contrived setting and we will plead the case that these characters from imagination should qualify as Black people worthy of gracing the pantheon of Black achievement.

We have stated that film and television have helped “mainstream” positive images of Black people to the general public, and without Dr. Huxtable and The Cosby Show (and countless other images from cinema and TV) where would Black people.

This Black History Month, we honor the true stars of Black history. Not Rosa Parks, Martin Luther King, Harriet Tubman or Barry “Mein” Obama. No, these Black people are merely creations of Disingenuous White Liberals and their importance is buttressed by the incessant rantings of Crusading White Pedagogues bent on reinforcing fabrications packaged as truths.

No, we honor the true heroes of Black history, those fictional characters that can be watched with reverence in films and television, who have the capability of filling our hearts with joy and work to disprove negative stereotypes of an entire people.

Black people have come far in America, and it is through movies and television shows that this occurred and how this situation is preserved.

Something wicked this way comes. Stuff Black People Don’t Like is excited about finally contributing true Black history to February’s festivities, through the medium of television and cinema characters that Black people brought to life.

These Black characters from movies and television are the true muses of this current epoch we live in, not the Black people peddled by politicians, corporations and teachers.

So sit back and come February 1st, be ready to learn the true stars of Black History; fictional characters from film and television.









35 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's "Black History" month already? I don't know what I find the most amusing. Listening to the idiotic statements from ignorant blacks and whites about history. The clowns that believe George Washington Carver invented peanut butter are the most amusing.

Maybe it's the phony cliched ad campaigns by companies that have nothing to do with black Americans. "PG&E salutes Black History" What a joke! Ask the hundreds of mostly white people they poisoned for decades about their ability to show compassion to any group.

Black history month is a stupid concept. The thing I find most annoying are the phony whites that pretend to take interest in this sham that ironically they perpetuate. I guess I can't watch the History Channel for at least 28 days.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

i should lynch you you stupid fucking nigger. i want holiday pay for the next month and i want to watch you burn, even though god almighty already did that. fuck you go back to the fucking jungle or put on some chains so we can auction you off. you monkeyes make me sick.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's black history month! That means White people are supposed to pretend they respect black people for a month. Time to whip out the historically inacurate lies we sell to the blacks to raise their self esteem. They need us to supply this propaganda once a year otherwise they would realize they are the missing link the scientists pretend they haven't found yet. We don't need any more riots in this multicultural utopia we live in now do we?

Dave

Anonymous said...

If more blacks are made aware of sites like this one, there would be a lot of changes in this society.

There would be no black Santas in malls in predominately white communities. Black rappers wouldn't peddle their garbage to white suburban youths. There would be even fewer interracial relationships and marriages. No black history month programs in predominately white schools, because that is just phony and hypocritical.

Since this is a capitalist country total segregation would be impossible, because most of us enjoy making money. We can limit interaction with people we don't feel "comfortable" around for what ever reason. Real or imagined.

Eliminate black history or at the very least remove any mention of it from the the corporate media and predominately white schools. Based on what's posted on this site all it does is cause more racism, not less.

This site should be required reading for all black school children, because it has taught me an awful lot about the white race. These are the thoughts and feelings behind those smiling faces.

Have any of you heard of the site "Niggermania"? If not check it out. I'm sure all of you will enjoy it just like me, but not for the same reasons.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

The Mythical image I thought of in reading this post is Will Smith in "I am Legend". The huge number of Advanced Medical Doctors/Microbiologists/Bacteriologists that are Black should be brought to the fore in this great Nation in February. It is good that older movies with Whites in them like "The Omega Man" with Charlton Heston are replaced with "Magic" negros so that Whites understand the true contributions of the darker races.

James O'Meara said...

Your contempt for "black achievement" is refreshing and very necessary. By now most people under say 30 have been thoroughly trained by the MSM/academia machine to "know" or even just assume that behind every achievement, from peanut butter to atom smashing, is a negro or negress; if unknown, that just shows that YT stole it [like rock n roll]. These are the same clods who can't find Iran on a map, or Tennessee for that matter.

Also refreshing is your contempt for "civil rights heroes". I always wondered right from the start about the logic of replacing Washington/Lincoln with MLK Day. I mean, logically, even if you believed MLK "redeemed America" [see Paul Gottfried on MLK as the new Jesus" then the men who made America possible, and then ended slavery, should be MORE important, not less; no George, no America, so no country for MLK to "save".

But then, logic and facts have nothing to do with it, do they?

Anonymous said...

anon 1/30/10 12:31pm,

The ironic thing is that the "magic Negro" Will Smith is one of the richest Hollywood actors today. He can pay the salary of a few Microbiologists. The character he played was fantasy. His wealth is real.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

I like Mr. Will Smith; he did well good for him. Hollywood wants to cast him, and pay him, so why not?

Today in a bar in PA, I had an oil guy from Arkansas tell me, "I'll never get used to N*ggers in tennis." As Serena or someone played-don't know which it was as I do not follow the sport. Don't know if it was my crazy beard or my camo hat that drew his comment, but my response was, "Well, at least in sport you know there isn't any affirmative action BS going on; you win or lose, and none hide the end score."

It's time in Amerika where you are judged on performance, not race-in all fields...but doing so would break too many rice bowls, so it won't happen.

Don't think he liked that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I like Mr. Will Smith; he did well good for him. Hollywood wants to cast him, and pay him, so why not?

Today in a bar in PA, I had an oil guy from Arkansas tell me, "I'll never get used to N*ggers in tennis." As Serena or someone played-don't know which it was as I do not follow the sport. Don't know if it was my crazy beard or my camo hat that drew his comment, but my response was, "Well, at least in sport you know there isn't any affirmative action BS going on; you win or lose, and none hide the end score."

It's time in Amerika where you are judged on performance, not race-in all fields...but doing so would break too many rice bowls, so it won't happen.

Don't think he liked that.

Anonymous said...

"His wealth is real."

Did someone suggest otherwise?

Jesse said...

You know that the iPhone is created by Chinese people right?

Phalluster said...

but the greatest rapper of all time died on march 9th

Anonymous said...

Black people invented peanut butter and traffic lights? I don't think so...

http://www33.brinkster.com/iiiii/inventions/

Anonymous said...

It's really sad and pathetic that American history has become a silly pissing contest between the races.

The truth is everything that happened was recorded. The idea of "hidden" or "unknown" facts about Black Americans is mostly perpetuated by academics that desire to establish tenure by creating a "special" field of study.

Money rules the world. It always has and always will. Race is a modern day social construction used to control the masses.

As the saying goes "Build a better mouse trap the world will beat a path to your door" No cares who built it.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Black guy, race is a genetic and scientific reality, not a social construct. Things like equality, civil rights, religion, etc. are social constructs that are used to control the masses.

Anonymous said...

"Race is a modern day social construction used to control the masses."

I respectfully disagree. The differences between the races are physiological.

Would you say that different breeds of wolves and their striking dissimilarities are a modern day social construction?

The fact is that the differences between the races are very real and are the result of thousands of years of separate evolution.

Mike

Anonymous said...

Black guy I have to agree with you 100% on your first comment. Websites like these represent the majority of all non-black people. Most people in the world who arent black think this way about all black people. Most of them view blacks as something inferior.

The white males you work with and smile at you go home to sites like these and post comments. I myself am not opposed to marrying outside of my race but I prefer black women but most certainly never marry a white person. Why? because their fathers, uncles, and brothers are frequent commentors and authors on websites like these. They all share the same mindset.

Not all whites are racist or bad people. But the majority of them view us as inferior people. White hear black history month and simply become irriated ignoring that many other ethnic groups have their own months. As we see in the tea party movements whites or atleast conservative whites are bitter (racist) angry (that a blackman is their leader) and cling to guns (extentions of their penis). They protest one of the best presidents we have ever had in exchange for wanting one of the worst presidents we have ever had. Oh btw Im not a liberal or a conservative.

I will be celebrating BLACK HISTORY MONTH with pride and honor towards my people and their MANY accomplishments. Not listening to some random troll on brinkster.com

Kenny Johnson

Anonymous said...

Hey Kenny, how bout you expound on the many fine accomplishments the black race has provided humanity? I mean besides the stastical superiority they have in committing crimes and making EVERY country they run a living hell for it's citizens, ie: Haiti, South Africa, Liberia, Sierra Leone, etc......

Phalluster said...

conservative whites who are bitter "cling to guns" as an extension of their penis, yet gilbert arenas was just exercising his constitutional right, i suppose. perhaps he is mad that his leader, david stern, is "white", well, sort of.

there is race realism, and then there is ignorant racism.

Anonymous said...

David Stern is not White. He is Jewish. Never confuse the two as being the same.

Phalluster said...

i would not, but i have a more developed perception than many gun-toting blacks

Anonymous said...

Incorrect, Jesse. The iPhone was indeed created by a white man. White accomplishment is Stuff Black People Don't Like, so of course you must make up lies like saying Asians invented it.

"The concept for combining the cellphone and the iPod actually came from an Apple IS&T systems analyst named John Casey in Sacramento, CA.

While working at Apple back in 2000, he conceptualized the two becoming one and sent an email to Apple's internal email site, suggesting combining the two; the two things everyone was toting around were an iPod and a cellphone."

John Casey:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.siliconrepublic.com/fs/img/careers/200912/130x100/jcrop.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.siliconrepublic.com/careers/%3Fmonth%3D122009&usg=__UpnBH_BNjNTjnllQjBLkoHVrDeA=&h=100&w=130&sz=4&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=sCY5W4dJfzpwDM:&tbnh=70&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djohn%2Bcasey%2Biphone%2Binventor%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1

Anonymous said...

I have found all of these comments amusing.

To bad my race has been polluted with those that have accomplished so little they need to rag on negroid man to feel better about themselves. Is that what white pride is?

What have you invented? These negroid men have more pride than you, even if that involves lies and fabrications. They are fools by birth, YOU are fools by choice. Especially, if you actually believe that race is a social construct.

Dave

Anonymous said...

Is the family also a 'social construct'?

Dave

Anonymous said...

Dave,

Lets face facts. "Black History" was designed for people too stupid and lazy to study history. What I find amusing are the morons that believe George Washington Carver invented peanut butter, Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, or that white people ever liked "Doctor" King.

Whites make up more than 51% of the poor in this country. That's over 16 million people. Don't be fooled by stats that highlight percentage of overall population versus raw numbers.

Your people are in trouble and it didn't start with Barry the half breed, and it won't end with him. Politicians, the rich and powerful have been manipulating poor whites since Washington. That is the only reason I have respect for Sarah Palin. She has this uncanny knack of energizing the poor, uneducated, disenfranchised. If you think I'm full of it check out some of those Palin rallies on You Tube.

So, if blacks are genetically geared towards crime, poverty, drugs, and everything bad. Where does that put the millions of whites that are into these very things?

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

You have an interesting take black guy. Ever been to or considered a beer summit?

Porter said...

Poor L'Roi has no use for statistics--except when he's mangling them. From Michigan's national poverty center:

"The poverty rate for all persons masks considerable variation between racial/ethnic subgroups. Poverty rates for blacks and Hispanics greatly exceed the national average. In 2008, 24.7 percent of blacks and 23.2 percent of Hispanics were poor, compared to 8.6 percent of non-Hispanic whites and 11.8 percent of Asians."
http://www.npc.umich.edu/poverty/

I will agree with one statement though: "Your people are in trouble and it didn't start with Barry the half breed" Indeed my people are in trouble and it didn't start with Barry. It started with the insane proposition of bringing black slave labor to pick f&@#ing cotton. This is like bringing rabid animals into your home to catch mice.

The problem was then exacerbated with the equally insane 1965 immigration act (thanks again Teddy, may you rest in Hell) which sealed our non-white fate forever.

And finally, the problem goes terminal with the generations of malleable "non-racist" whites who are programmed to love and worship all cultures and peoples but their own.

Whites are now mindless automatons marching to their death at the behest of the black parasites who control them. An amazing example is on display in nature...

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn7927-parasites-brainwash-grasshoppers-into-death-dive.html

Anonymous said...

Porter,

I can't believe a white guy has a problem with the 1965 Immigration act. Are you telling me that you're the one white dude in America that doesn't like Asian gals? That law has been helping nerdy white guys get laid for 45 years.

I'm curious as to why you choose the Michigan National Poverty center for your "facts". Of course the poverty stats and demographics will be different for Detroit than Western Pennsylvania. The reality is there are a lot of poor people in this nation and since the majority of the overall population is white so are the vast majority of the poor.

The institution of slavery was done for pure economics . Jim crow was no different. The funny thing is working class and poor whites suffered even greater harm that continues to this day.

The sad thing is most of you can't even see it.

-Black guy

Porter said...

L'Roi,

If only your comedy were intentional, it would be mildly amusing.

Yes, I have quite a problem with the 1965 Immigration Act. You might not comprehend this, but there's quite a bit more to life than simply "Muhdick." Not that Asian women are any more felicitous in that regard than other women anyway.

And I'm glad that you asked why I got my "facts" where I did. It was quite easy really. You see, they are the NATIONAL POVERTY CENTER. I thought it was an apt source for discussing poor people--that you would disagree surpises me no more than any other of the many incoherent ideas which gurgle forth from your mind. And by the way, those "facts" are national and not for Michigan alone.

Though I'm curious on one item you mentioned. You say that since the majority of the population is white so are a majority of the poor? Well thank God this site has you to clarify these abstruse concepts. I guess that's why it's so critical to win the black vote when campaigning in Nigeria.

Anonymous said...

Porter,

Based on the fact that the majority of all interracial relationships are white men and Asian women. I think you opinion on the benefits of the 1965 immigration act might be in the minority.

Your "facts" about black poverty makes looking at the many poor and uneducated whites so amusing. The next time I run into that "cute" white chick begging for change in the 7-11 parking lot. I'll tell her to hold her head high since she is clearly in better shape than I'll ever be.

-Black guy(L'Roi)

Porter said...

L'Roi,

You just can't get out of your own way. Depending on the source, interracial marriages constitute between three and seven percent of all marriages in the US--and that's after at least two generations of constant propaganda extolling the endless virtues of miscegenation.

That some tiny minority of white men covet asian women hardly supports your theory that my disdain for the 65 immigration act isn't shared by others. Though I'm at fault here for even addressing your diversions. I couldn't care less whether my opinion is in the majority or minority. The 65 act is simply one of the primary inflection points of the ongoing white suicide. Period.

Finally, you continue to confuse personal anecdotes with meaningful statistics. It's irrelevant that you periodically encounter a white beggar. I, along with every other sentient being, encounter black beggars at a high multiple of whites. Then of course there is the high multiple of black rape and murder and dependency and illegitimacy...etc ad nauseum.

The point is not that YOU are worse off or dumber than every white on Earth. It's that your people in aggregate are incaple of forming or even living within a civilized society--even when one is handed to you.

L'Roi, I know this might be difficult to absorb, but it's just not all about you.

Anonymous said...

Porter,

These little "facts" you spout are of no concern to me not because of their legitimacy or lack there of. They're of no concern because, despite my resemblance with the other 30 million or so other black Americans. They are not my people. I'm not a king, and neither are you.

My family and friends are "my people" and we're all doing great. My point about the poor white woman begging in the 7-11 parking lot wasn't an indictment of the the white race. It was just a point of fact. Can race stats give her shelter from the cold? Will she take solace and comfort knowing" her people" are superior to the entire black race?

The sad fact is everything done to white people has been perpetuated by whites in power that will do anything to stay in power.

Slavery and Jim crow had an interesting side effect. Both helped create generations of poor whites in the south. It suppressed wages for the working class and made the middle class almost non-existent in most southern states.

Why is that L'Roi is smart enough to realize that our 44th president Barry the half breed is no friend of black folks, but the great white dude Porter is too naive to know that the previous 43 white presidents didn't give a damn about him?

Look up The Southern Strategy, and learn one of the many fun facts of how white politicians screwed over white people.

P. T. Barnum said it best "There is a sucker born every minute"

-Black guy(L'Roi)

Porter said...

L'Roi,

I'm going to offer you a couple of tips on debating: 1) Before you can logically refute your opponent's position, they must have actually taken that position. 2) It's typically considered self-defeating to refute your own positions.

I'll work backwards, in keeping with your mental processes. 2) You call yourself black guy. You have stated several times on this site that you only associate with blacks. Now you tell us that blacks are not your people? How shocked the "black guy" commenting on here for the last several months must be to hear that.

1) You say, "but the great white dude Porter is too naive to know that the previous 43 white presidents didn't give a damn about him?" Where did you get this idea? Certainly not from me. The white presidents during my lifetime have been utterly treacherous to whites:
-Untrammelled immigration.
-Anti-white race preferences.
-Shipping my tax dollars to black hell-holes, both foreign and domestic.
-Making any white refuge a violation of some parasitic black's "civil rights."

You actually think you're telling me something about white politicians screwing over their own people?

Anonymous said...

Porter,

How does acknowledging the fact that I have no personal connection to total strangers who share nothing with me but race contradict anything I've said previously?

Now on to your other points. Untrammeled immigration has little to black Americans since the vast majority of immigrants are non-black people from Latin America, Europe, and Asia. They're here not as a result of misguided white "liberal" guilt, but as an economic necessity.

Affirmative action not only primarily benefits white women and veterans. It was promoted by Nixon as a strategy to build a wedge between the working classes. It was an integral part of the Southern Strategy. a scheme that its main goal was to manipulate white voters. It worked and politicians use it to this day, even your pal Barry the half breed.

I never celebrated Barry the half breed, because I'm not naive as to what forces control this nation. It's not Negroes, Liberals, conservatives, or the Jews. Money and nothing else. Why does his "victory upset you? I have to say pure racism, because only someone extremely naive would believe he has any real power.

Isn't interesting how under Mr. Bush the taxes were "lowered" but government grew even larger. That's because governments deal in real money. No tax receipts. I agree with your point about sending money to foreign governments. The places being black or a hell hole matters not.

I have no idea of the white "refuge" you speak of, but I never understood this concept of wanting to be somewhere you're not wanted. If some place is all white I'm least inclined to want to be there ,not more.

yours truly,
L'Roi

jenab6 said...

The endless and comical quest of finding Blacks worthy of admiration and remembrance is like cleaning the Augean stables and expecting to find diamonds in the horse shit.