Showing posts with label cotton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cotton. Show all posts

Thursday, April 7, 2011

White Bed Sheets in Utah, Rims Outlawed in Cincinnati: Just Another Day in BRA

White bed sheets could be used for nefarious purposes. Just ask Alta High School
Remember the two white University of Missouri students who got expelled and almost charged with a Hate Crime for dropping errant cotton balls in front of the Black Student Union last year? A crime that shows that all white sheets and white pillow cases must be banned immediately was committed in Utah, a situation that has even drawn the attention of Eric "My people" Holder's Department of Justice:
COTTONWOOD HEIGHTS, Utah (ABC 4 News) - The US Department of Justice has taken an interest in alleged racism at Alta High School.

Tuesday evening, Rosa Salamanca, a representative of the DOJ met with the Canyons School Board in a work session conducted at Brighton High School.

Salamanca said she was there not to judge, but to offer help.

The visit was sparked by an incident that happened at Alta on March 17th. During a school spirit rally, a junior reportedly put on a white hood similar to the ones worn by members of the KKK.

The Canyons District’s Office of Civil Rights and Accommodations launched an investigation. According to a letter sent by Canyons Superintendent David Doty and Board President Tracy Cowdell, that investigation “uncovered evidence of other very serious incidents that warrant immediate and thorough attention.”

Salamanca explained Tuesday night that the department has a community outreach called “The Spirit Program” that offers everything from formal mediation to informal conciliation.

Salamanca also spoke of solutions that go beyond the immediate problems and involve bringing together faculty and student leaders to help change the culture of a school making it more welcoming and inclusive.

The board directed its administration to continue to work with the DOJ, but took no other action.
Quick, it's time to raise the Homeland Security threat level over this heinous infraction!

Remember, this is a nation where a prank announcement at Wal-Mart notifying all Black patrons that "they must leave the store" became a national news story. Wearing a white pillow case on your head and running around is an obvious indication of political affiliation with the KKK and is worthy of a DOJ investigation.

Black Panthers disenfranchising voters is not.

If you have white pillow cases or use white sheets on your bed, we recommend you burn this or give them to the Good Will or the Salvation Army. Of course, such generosity could be construed  as having once been a member of the KKK, so you should just burn incriminating bedding amenities.


In an unrelated story, horrible rates of Black-on-Black crime in Cincinnati that have gotten worse since 2002 show no signs of abating. Embattled police, in an attempt to stop these horrible rates of criminality, have decided to wage war on the obvious source - Black people:
Cincinnati residents who enjoy a higher view of the road thanks to oversized wheels are having their vehicles impounded by the Cincinnati police who only return them after an inspection, saying rims are suddenly a safety issue.

Why the law enforcers of WKRP-land decided chrome spinners were menacing the populace more than a decade after they became popular isn't known; city officials have yet to explain the reasoning behind the move. Owners say the crackdown came without warning, and that if a vehicle doesn't pass a city inspection, the owner must pay an impound fee, a fine and hire a tow truck to haul it out of the city lot.

It's here where one has to mention Cincinnati's history of ill will between police and black residents, a relationship that's reportedly healing after 2001 riots. Know what could sustain those improvements? Explaining decisions rather than making unannounced shifts in enforcement that leave people without transportation. Anything else is just spinning.

Banning rims is a move that could stop high rates of Black crime. Check out this story from Houston, where Black criminality was said to be primarily caused by a desire to acquire someone else rims:
Shiny, unmistakable and a little strange, the custom wire wheels of choice on some of Houston's toughest streets are the star attraction of whatever they're beneath, be it Benz or Bentley, certified slab or laughable junker.

No doubt they demand attention. They are the stuff of local legend and lore, of lust and commerce at its most American, and most dangerous. Poking out 6 inches or more from the hub like a chrome tepee frame, they sing a siren's song, and young men hear it droning.

For more than two decades these unconventional rims, going by nicknames like swangers, elbows and pokes, have been coveted as none other by the car enthusiasts in Houston's poor black neighborhoods.
Those who live there, who ride there, who pay attention to what rolls down the streets, are fully aware of their allure. They also know well the mayhem that sometimes comes from possessing something so desirable.
“They have created an adverse culture of killing,” said community activist Quanell X.
“I don't care if my kids are 30; they ain't gonna have these on their car,” said music producer Anthony Scott, a record company owner who produced the Block Boyz's YouTube project modestly titled Official Riding Swangas Video.
In another breath, however, he does not deny the appeal. “You hate all the violence that is done because of them, but inside you still want 'em, you know?”
If Houston's rappers are quick to praise the rims, they are just as eager to cite the risk, if one bothers to listen. Then again, the acknowledged, danger may add to the appeal, lessening the intrusion of imitators and wannabes. If you roll on swangers, you roll ready. Self-defense is a required add-on to the purchase price of $2,000 or more.
“The police will never admit it, but if they want to catch young black men with guns, they'll stop a car with elbows and Vogues because they know the young men will have guns,” Quanell X said.
It's mostly a Texas thing, the pursuit of the poke, but the story of rim-inspired violence has been written and rewritten in most major cities around the country. Up north, “spinners” had their appeal, admired for their continuing movement when the car stops. In greater Miami, the rimjackers have killed for Vogues atop “Trus,” a different sort of wire wheel. In southern California, it's Dayton wire wheels, slang translation “danas,” made famous by Snoop Dogg. Elbows might get you laughed at in Los Angeles. It takes danas to get you shot.
To many rimjackers, the wheels are nothing more than a fungible commodity, a high-demand item that can be quickly turned into cash. To others, they are the prize in and of themselves, representing a quick ticket to acceptance.

That Black people invest unbelievable sums of money into a good that can be easily stolen is an obvious indicator that Black people don't like saving money for the future. Attempting to show off ones "bling" is a great way to invite thievery upon ones self.

Banning rims on cars in Cincinnati will be construed as racist, though it could save many Black lives who would otherwise waste them trying to procure somebody's property.

It's funny: Black Run America (BRA) actively demonizes white people for partaking in the most innocent offenses including the dropping of cotton balls; asking all Black people to leave Wal-Mart; and donning a white pillow case as a joke.

These crimes are so grave the DOJ must investigate. When the police force of Cincinnati bans rims in a bid to slow the horrible rates of Black-on-Black crime, racism is the first word heard from the Black community.

The madness of 21st century American life under the rule of Black Run America is hard to understand sometimes. One can only imagine what insane situation will occur next that will require an immediate DOJ inquiry to ensure that any form of white racism is immediately squelched and that the person at fault for violating the rules of BRA is made to publicly pay for his or her transgressions.

Any sign of white racism, no matter how trivial, is cause for a national news story and a DOJ investigation. Any attempt to stop high rates of Black crime will be seen as implementing racist polices, so the plan might save countless Black lives.

Word to the wise: Don't buy anymore white sheets or white pillow cases. Stop using white cotton balls. And stay far away from Cincinnati.










Thursday, March 4, 2010

#456. Misplaced Cotton Balls



There walk among us individuals who appear normal, but deep down they have a psychologically crippling phobia that causes mental paralysis at the mere sight of a common, household necessity. There agreeable visage is merely a veneer that hides a hideously debilitating phobia that instigates fits of hygienically unsafe applications of ointments and medicines.

That phobia is Bambakophobia, or a fear of cotton balls.

Cotton balls are the instruments of sound health that deliver medicine safely to irritated portions of skin. Remember when you were the unfortunate beneficiary of bug bites? The best and quickest form of relief was through Calamine lotion, applied generously with the loving aid of a cotton ball.

Sadly, some segments of the population of the United States suffer from Bambakophobia and the unsanitary hygiene practiced by these people helps spread diseases that would otherwise be nonexistent.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, but if a cotton ball is the arbiter of sound health or a sickly disposition then those suffering from Bambakophobia will gladly choose a non-pious existence in squalid conditions.

Cotton balls scare people, for this resilient cleaning agent is a psychologically-crippling instrument of atavistic unpleasantness that has the unintended consequence of recalling historically unsettling truths to emerge.

Disingenuous White Liberals (DWLs) look upon cotton balls and cry for the image of slavery and persecution these balls of softness represent, as the whiteness of the cotton ball coalesces with their inherent white guilt to blanket them completely in Bambakophobia.

Black people don’t mind cotton balls, except when the advantageous application of racial guilt can be applied to DWLs, causing a perfect storm of resentment that can be used to garner favorable results for the aggrieved party and further the reality of Black Run America.

Case in point, the recent scandal brewing at the University of Missouri over the displacement of cotton balls improperly distributed in front of the Black Student Union building:

University of Missouri police are investigating after someone scattered cotton balls outside the Gaines/Oldham Black Culture Center on the Columbia campus.
Students and staff discovered the cotton balls littering the grass and sidewalk outside the building Friday.

Witnesses told campus police that two people were seen running from the area sometime before 2 a.m. Friday."I am a bi-racial child. I can assure you that my Caucasian mother is just as outraged about this as my African-American father," one student said.

The cotton balls are seen as a racial slur -- the cotton harkens back to the days of slavery, when slaves were forced to pick cotton. Students said it's an act of psychological violence.

When did cotton balls become a racial epithet? Bambakophobia apparently has many forms and the unwarranted solicitation of cotton balls in front of Black Student Unions in Black Run America is merely grounds for a witch hunt to occur in hopes of find the cotton-dropping assailants before even softer damage can be inflicted.

Luckily, those poor souls intolerant of those suffering Bambakophobia were caught and charged with a hate crime for their unsavory act of misguided cotton usage:

Police at the University of Missouri say two students were arrested for allegedly placing cotton balls around the school's Gaines/Oldham Black Cultural Center.

The Kansas City (Mo.) Star said Wednesday freshman Sean D. Fitzgerald, 19, and senior Zachary E. Tucker, 21, were arrested on charges of second-degree tampering for last week's incident.

Because authorities suspect the placement of the cotton balls on the center's lawn, walkway and bushes was racially motivated, the charges against the students were raised to Class D felony status.

Last Friday's incident took place during Black History Month and prompted concerns about potentially intensified racial tensions at the university, the Star said.

Fitzgerald and Tucker are free on $4,500 bond each and are due to appear at a March 29 hearing.

University of Missouri Chancellor Brady Deaton said both students will be temporarily suspended for the incident in Columbia, Mo.

Bambakophobia is no joke. It is a disease that leaves the diseased incapable of grappling with the complexities of cotton balls. Black people use this ailment to exploit DWLs and other white people for the historic grievances they feel entitled to manipulate continuously in hopes garnering more favors, funding and set-asides.

Cotton balls are no laughing matter. They represent evil in a soft, delicate ball of fiber manufactured with the hope of stopping disease, yet these cotton balls merely perpetuate the sick, demented malady of white privilege.

Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes misplaced cotton balls, for though Black people use them frequently for hygiene purposes the discovery of these small white fibers can be used prodigiously to further guilt the malleable majority population into further submission in Black Run America.

Click here for the full story on the University of Missouri and the Great Cotton Ball Hysteria of 2010.

Remember, Bambakophobia is no laughing matter.