Sunday, December 6, 2009

Tiger Woods on Mein Obama

NOTE: A winter snow storm knocked out power and forced SBPDL to enjoy the snow yesterday. Delayed posts will be coming later today!

Tiger Woods, everyone's favorite Black PGA golfer, had this to say about the historic election of Mein Obama.

Tiger Woods is a Black guy. He is a great golfer, but he doesn't represent the true aspect of the game: being a sportsmen and a gentlemen (neither does John Daly).

Take a look at this interview with MSNBC where Tiger Woods has a virtual orgasm over the election of Mein Obama:

"I think it's absolutely incredible," Woods told CNBC. "He represents America. He's multiracial. I was hoping it would happen in my lifetime. My father was hoping it would happen in his lifetime, but he didn't get to see it. I'm lucky enough to have seen a person of color in the White House."

When asked by the cable news outlet how his father Earl would have reacted to Obama's election as the 44th President of the United States, Woods didn't hesitate.

"He would have cried. Absolutely. No doubt about it."

Tiger Woods is a Black guy. White people liked Tiger Woods because he didn't represent a physical threat to them in the clubhouse. He tried desperately to be a white guy, as he acted white and was the token Black at nearly every golf course he went to in America.

Stuff Black People Don't Like has no problem pointing this out, although many Black people our shocked by Tiger's indiscretions:

"Amid all the headlines generated by Tiger Woods' troubles — the puzzling car accident, the suggestions of marital turmoil and multiple mistresses — little attention has been given to the race of the women linked with the world's greatest golfer. Except in the black community.

When three white women were said to be romantically involved with Woods in addition to his blonde, Swedish wife, blogs, airwaves and barbershops started humming, and Woods' already tenuous standing among many blacks took a beating.

On the nationally syndicated Tom Joyner radio show, Woods was the butt of jokes all week.

"Thankfully, Tiger, you didn't marry a black woman. Because if a sister caught you running around with a bunch of white hoochie-mamas," one parody suggests in song, she would have castrated him.

"The Grinch's Theme Song" didn't stop there: "The question everyone in America wants to ask you is, how many white women does one brother waaant?"

As one blogger, Robert Paul Reyes, wrote: "If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great's accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere."

For all the love Tiger showered Mein Obama with when he elected president of failing nation, he sure doesn't have the same love for his "colored" women, as Tiger has the eye; the eye of the Tiger.

This quote is important for all to understand the monolithic view that Black people have of race (and an extremely healthy one at that):

"There is a call for loyalty that is stronger in some ways than in other racial communities," said the author of the study, George Yancey, a sociology professor at the University of North Texas and author of the book "Just Don't Marry One."

The color of one's companion has long been a major measure of "blackness" — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.

"Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him," Johnson Cooper said.

Remember, SBPDL continues to be on the cutting edge of nearly every major story in America, for when you look at any news story through the prism of race, truths appear that some call hateful. We just call them facts.


Anonymous said...

Am I the only man who feels pain when I see a white women with a black?

Sagat said...

It's been said before, but I'll say it again: Tiger Woods is only a quarter Black.

Funny how when he was on top, Whites liked to say that he wasn't Black, but mixed. Now that he's making headlines for immoral behavior, he couldn't be Blacker.

And if it wasn't for his kinky hair, no one would even consider him to be Black. Check out this famous Thai fighter, Buakaw Por Pramuk:

Give Tiger straight hair and they could look like brothers.

xlr8 said...

Please permit me a little critic here.

Ok, but what TW did so bad? Why all the news coverage of this gossip?
Did he had an extra marital affair? And so?
As I said in another comment, for sure women look only at color of money.
I do not care about some disappointed whore who now screams about her so called honor being cheated.
Blaming TW is the classic envy about a rich man who can afford an harem of above average bodies.
So, a serious analysis would show the blame and the critic about TW is not for he is black, but because he angered some female.

"she (a black female) would have castrated him" you report. As mutilating a man by a woman is socially acceptable. Exactly as violence toward whites done by blacks.

This rapidly rotting society, not only is under the feet of affirmative action minorities, but also under the feet of feminists. Better never forget it.

I know about TW only what is reported in Google New captions, and it is enough.
They called them "mistresses".
Mistresses? Do they wear black leather and spank him?
Or is it just a pathetic degrading insult towards a male because he did something not pleasing some female?

And lst, just to upset some counter-commenter here, I would ask: if a man such rich choose to go only with whites females, it is only for appearance?
I mean, if black babes are so better, do you think he would renounce to all related pleasure just for being seen in public with a white babe?
Maybe, white chicks are better looking, cleaner, better smell, and delicate moving and femininity? Just wondering eh...

B. Herder said...

Hahaha! I love it!
When I get my blues band going, I'm gonna insist we call ourselves 'The White Hoochie Mamas'..

Anonymous said...

"So, a serious analysis would show the blame and the critic about TW is not for he is black, but because he angered some female."

LMAO! You forget that this is supposedly a christian nation! He violated god!!! One of my friends told me that the minister at her church here used tiger in his sermon sunday! "He's a sinner, amen!" "he has sinned against god"! LOL
You also forget(maybe its those misogynistic glasses you are wearing)that its not only sexually indiscretions that fascinate the world! John daly.......anyone???? lol! Mel gibson???? the revolving door at "promises" rehab center??? Kanye west???? The world sits on the edge of their collective seats waiting for the next fall! It makes people feel better about their lives! HA HA!
Honestly i couldnt care less who he bangs whether its a nubian sista or a coalburner! The reality is that he is who he is because of a little white ball(a little anti-white racism there lol), a hole in the ground and his ability to make the two meet! He has been getting his butt kicked lately though which may have contributed to his "transgressions"!
Lst, xlr8, you really need to change the tone of your posts! You really sound like that typical douchebag that cant get laid even by hookers! Sounds like some female pissed in your wheaties and you now blame all! Not a good way to go through life though i think its good if you dont breed! Here is something that you should never forget" if not for a female, you would not be walking this earth wasting oxygen that the rest of us could put to better use! Maybe your mom breastfed you too long or not at all but damn dude get a grip! Get some help dude! Maybe then you'll get laid! There is a woman out there for you... it just isnt pamela anderson! Lower your standards the same way most women do! Also its not all about money! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Wow white people and many other non blacks love to stay on our dicks. Thats all I see on the internet is people talking about, disecting, diagnosing, and analysing blacks and black culture. I walk into a predominately white school seeing white kids with du rags, saggy pants, backwards fitted hats, and long clothes. Many websites are totally dedicated to figuring out why blacks are dominating sports and why our music is so popular with the entire world. Out here in Florida many white women (pure women) are pushing carts in wal mart with negroid, hispanic and asian babies in them. Many white men are leaving their girlfriends for asian women.

Stuff White People Dont Like includes staying off the black mans dick. For without he would have nothing to talk about or take his insecurities and rage out on.

mon esti de calisse de tabarnak said...

Stuff Black People Base their whole lives on includes the black man's dick. For without it he would have to attempt to find himself superior based on intelligence and historical achievement.

I'm mean christ, a bear could be the shit out of me and I don't feel jealous. This is so because what makes a human human is intelligence, and not physical characteristics.

As many in the media seem to note (only for Mein Obama, however), whenever a president is mentioned next to the picture of a monkey, the similarities are too much of a hate fact to tolerate. They seem to resemble a monkey's physical characteristics, but certainly not a monkey's intelligence ... mostly.

Anonymous said...

"Stuff White People Dont Like includes staying off the black mans dick"

Well i for one am not worried about Tiger's tootsie roll.

xlr8 said...

When I wrote "just to upset..." I did not think it had effect so well.
What a pathetic bunch of insults.
I guess I had more white chicks than you black sistas. Besides, these does not count right? Otherwise you would answered my last question.

About birth, I suggest you try to use a bit of brain even in following the religion you mention because for it, only a woman conceived alone, and only her.

I see also, it is a pride of blacks having some developed anatomic detail so far from brain or heart, I see.
Unlucky for you, not everyone is like the porn movies actors.

You will never hear a white person considering himself superior to asians because of some slight statistical difference.

Anonymous said...

F*ck it - black or white, in Tiger's position most guys would be like a kid in a candy store.

Anonymous said...

in Tiger's position most guys would be like a kid in a candy store

No sorry, its called morals. Most white men would not do that and sure not have children if they knew they had that problem. and the term most men, don't you mean most black men? Wow xlr8 you sure hit a nerve with sistah anon.Don't worry she is scared you are hitting so close to the truth, because the more emasculated men see how much libertard theology is from dykie minority women, the more wake up. I can tell what race an individual is by the intelligent factual responces are (LMFAO LOL). Its funny but sistah dkye points out, the main contribution and why the black race matters is their dick. What a people!

Anonymous said...

feminism racism all the ism that are meant to stop any intelligent discussion. All meant to keep people from trusting the chaos of our liberal new world order. Take any statement a feminist liberal says such as "old dead white men" and change it to young black women and we would have a lynch mob. Same racism, same sexism and same victims different race and sex!

jeebas said...

is the tiger woods incident fuelled by his skin color? the hot scandal would have ensued even if he was white.