Thursday, August 27, 2009

#29. The Great Outdoors


Black people are the most interesting subject matter, not just in the United State, but on earth. Today's posting will justify that claim.

It has been hypothesized that all human life evolved out of Africa, but the lack of development in that continent throughout human history and Black people living there - until the age of European colonization - would seem to be enough proof in itself that the "Out of Africa" is a farce.

More so, Black people were for most of their existence in Africa, living as one with the wilderness on the Dark Continent. The Great Outdoors of Africa was where Black people found communion and harmony, never reaching past the incredible technological advances of the mud-hut for a home (Black people also found fermenting alcohol quite difficult).

Living for centuries in The Great Outdoors must be why Black people find them to be such a revolting vacation get-a-way in the United States.

Black people have rejected their past and the evolutionary struggle for life they endured in the wilderness and account for less than one percent of all visitors to Yosemite National Park:

"Less than 1 percent of the visitors to Yosemite are African American, a number he's eager to improve.

"It's bigger than just African Americans not visiting national parks. It's a disassociation from the natural world," said (Shelton) Johnson, who has worked in Yosemite for the past 15 of his 22 years in the Park Service. "I think it is, in part, a memory of the horrible things that were done to us in rural America."

The rejection of the natural world by the black community, he said, is a scar left over from slavery."

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

In AfroAmerica you don't look at nature - you eat it. Road kill - possum, coon, squirrel etc.

Anonymous said...

apparently theres not enough graffiti at the parks already!

Rue said...

Hmmmm...actually there are more black people who love the outdoors than you might imagine! Check out my site to see!

Rue
http://outdoorafro.com

Steve said...

Sounds like Americas National parks are a wonderful utopia away from the ravaging black horde.

Blacks dont camp for several reasons one is a total failure to appreciate beauty that doesnt come with flashing neon and glitter paint. Another reason is to survive in woods you have to actually work; set up tent, make fire, cook food maybe even fish for the food your eating. The concept of doing something for yourself other than the 100% discount is foreign to the black.

Anonymous said...

Mr Johnson be actin' White.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Rue,

I had no idea your site was even up. I have looked over your site and must say, that given the evidence, your site is the exception to the rule.

You should consult No.6 and No. 26 of SBPDL.

Your site falls into those two perfectly!

Fun site and I wish you the best of luck.

Anonymous said...

Shelton Johnson, another black living off whites and blaming everything on them.
What a surprise.

Anonymous said...

This is just sad that you believe a certain segment of people who are disadvantaged deserve to be the portrayal of all black people. This is not funny and extremely rude and obnoxious, but I'm sure you know this and laugh at anything or anyone you hardly know or wish to understand.

Anonymous said...

OMG Slavery is why coloureds do no appreciate nature. What else do we have - why coloureds are dummer than a shoe - slavery. Why Shaniqua has 20 bastards and 150 possible baby daddies - slavery. Steal murder rape - slavery

Anonymous said...

Detroit already is the wilderness thanks to the Afro community. Why would they need to go to a park they live there

Anonymous said...

Detroit in 30 years of black supremicism has gone from a once great city to an animal preserve

Anonymous said...

"This is just sad..."

I agree it is sad, that even 'advantaged' black people don't partake in the wonder lust of nature and science that other races do. Speaking of 'advantaged' blacks, I wonder when the last time Snoop Dog or Oprah or *gasp* the Obama family last went camping. In many ways I agree that there is little humor in these 'facts'. Our laughter however, at these satirical posts actually does more to bring about understanding than your closed minded politically correct mentality ever has or ever will.

Anonymous said...

A perfect example of why I prefer the great outdoor...completely devoid of FUBUs (Frequently unemployed, black underachievers.) I've walked 140 miles of trails this year and have seen zero negroes...paradise!

Anonymous said...

"black supremicism"

Pause...,,, Umm...,,, Err...,,, Umm...,,, Err...,,, OK...

Written Word?
Mathematics?
Science?

Peanut Butter!

Err...,,,

Conspiracy!
Abraham Lincoln?
Liberia?

Anonymous said...

The last time I camped in the "Great Outdoors" I actually had the privilege to view a beaver dam. What a magnificent rodent, that has the motivation to build a dam. A dam, a simple structure that could save thousands from death during a famine. Too bad nobody has had the forethought to build such a structure in the most inhospitable of areas and use it to sustain life. Speaking of which I wonder how many negros drink water from the tap in Las Vegas with no idea other than just the idea that it is "WATER" that they drink.

Anonymous said...

It looks like SBPDL has jumped the shark..no new posts since Thursday and the number gets lower and lower. To bad it had potential.

Anonymous said...

As a black person I can tell you black people live by what I call "Common sense".Usually white people don't have this or look to avoid it. A black person would ask the following questions?

1.Why would I want to sleep outside?

2.Why would I put rid myself of all communication of socity to be close to nature and risk being lost in the wilderness?

--News report*

Three hitchhikers crossed over the border to Iran...

All black people in America

"THEY ARE WHITE!"--

3.Why would I put myself in unnecessary danger of being killed by a wild animal?

--News report*

Two campers today were killed by a grizzly bear...

All black people in America

"THEY ARE WHITE!"--

Steve said...

To the above poster who offered his "insight" on why blacks dont camp. your argument is the best example of why your race never invented the wheel, a written language or a structure of greater technology than that made by a bird or beaver. The quest for knowledge and achivement, to put onces safety second in order to learn or experinece the wonders of the natural world are acheivemnts and goals made by humans! Not parasites!

Anonymous said...

In spite of the instances mentioned by anonymous at 3:20pm on 08/31/09, white people are still around a hundred times more likely to be a victim of a crime committed by a black! I think i would rather face bears and iranians any day!

Anonymous said...

"black people live by ... Common sense"

Common sense eh?

I don't visit Detriot for risk of being killed by a wild animal.

Anonymous said...

At this point in time I would be happy to be 'kidnapped' by Iranians. In fact it would be the fulfillment of a dream I have that distances my Aryan daughters from negro rape. Thanks for your time. Now, Back to the FUN.

Anonymous said...

Wow... some ignorant people on this site. Some people just don't like the outdoors as much... especially to spend an entire week or two. I appreciate great beauty and have been to places that the vast 'majority' of nature lovers will never see. That doesn't mean I necessarily want to spend a week outside camping.

Anonymous said...

Camping talents will preserve the Nordics as they have in the past. Note: we do not utilize dung beyond its fuel capacity. Nor do we allow our cattle to piss on our heads. Yeah, we might even pull out the wheel as a trump card on ignorance. The important lesson to learn is taking your place in the chain... The chain... the chain of life.

No disrespect, but I'd suggest following the smart guy that has preserved your existence for the last 'hunded' years...

Anonymous said...

"Some people just don't like the outdoors as much... especially to spend an entire week or two."


If by "some people" you mean "Black people" then you paid attention to the article! Excellent reading comprehension.