Wednesday, September 2, 2009

#554. The Joke from The Boondock Saints


Black people aren't dumb. As we have discussed, they know all about disingenuous white liberals (DWL's) and how they really view Black people.

DWL's love Black people - only as long as they don't live near them nor attend their kids schools. If they violate this code, then DWL's find it difficult o deal with Black people.

The entry on "The End of Knowing" has been a popular one here at SBPDL, as people have found it difficult to understand the movies intricate mythology and the Nordic undertones that movie portrays.

It is wrong to casually dismiss the ending and the SBPDL interpretation of the film, for DWL's would love to live in a world devoid of Black people. The only problem is that they would have no minority group to use and manipulate for power.

As we will see in a future entry, Black people do not like vigilante movies. One of those movies is the 1999 film, The Boondock Saints, a film that has gained cult status around the world:

"The Boondock Saints is a 1999 crime thriller film written and directed by Troy Duffy. The film stars Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus as Catholic Irish American fraternal twins, Conner and Murphy MacManus, who become vigilantes after killing two members of the Russian Mafia in self-defense. After a message from God, the brothers, together with their friend David Della Rocco, set out to rid their home city of Boston, Massachusetts of crime and evil; all the while being pursued by FBI Special Agent Paul Smecker (Willem Dafoe)."
The two Irish brothers are on a Holy crusade to cleanse Boston - all of their targets in the film are white, whether they be Russian, Italian or Jewish - of evil and they are accompanied by another friend who early in the film absolves Black people from being in the cross-hairs of the Saints, through a joke.

David Della Rocco plays The Funnyman, a low-level mobster who ends up being the Boondock Saint's third wheel. In the film, he is forced to tell a joke - now remember, one of the things we have established here at SBPDL is the high levels of crime that Black people have a propensity to delve into, but Hollywood (and LA Law) turn a blind eye to this reality and always make the vigilante's antagonist white guys, or mobsters - and Black people find this attempt at humor horrifying.

As stated, the joke plays upon Black people's worst fear, for it confirms the reality of their deepest darkest nightmares: that given the choice, white people would prefer to have a Coke than to living in the same country as Black people (below is the joke):

Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Now? A joke? Uh... um, uh... A joke. Yeah, alright. Um... There's these, uh, three guys, uh... a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, n-n- Yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - Poof! And, all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh- uh, nigger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African- my nigger brothers in America to be back in Africa and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the niggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go- I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I- This joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."
DWL's were exposed with this joke - and it came from a movie about cleansing America of its evil inhabitants. Hispanics and Black people were excluded from being targets in The Boondock Saints, because the joke told by "The Funnyman" magically removed them from the Saint's cross-hairs ( Black people are correct; all white people love the idea of Pre-Obama America and look at the state of major US cities under Black rule as justification for their "I'll have a Coke" attitude).

Crime, academic standards being lowered and getting upset over the loss of chicken are byproducts of living under Mein Obama rule.

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes the "I'll have a Coke" joke from The Boondock Saints, because Black people know that all white people, if they found themselves in the same situation as the jokes participants, would gladly wish for a Coke from the genie as well.


25 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll take a burger and fries with my Coke!

Anonymous said...

Best. Joke. Ever.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but I am White and I'd just like to say that I'd be happy to share my "Coke" with the Hispanic.

Anonymous said...

That's great! You can share it with "Manuel" in Mexico.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what point you are trying to make. so black people don't like jokes about black people? that's a big surprise, insightful even. And way to generalize all white people while you were at it, hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what point your trying to make, besides the fact that all people are hyprocrites. So black people don't like jokes about black people? How insightful of you. When you generalize all white people, your doing the same thing that the joke does, so way to go.

Anonymous said...

I would ask for all the other non whites to be gone, forever!

We're being invaded by over 135 nations right now!

Anonymous said...

What about the Mexicans? They're in this joke the same way black people are. Do they have any issues about it?
It seems white people are the only ones that can be racist, and they don't even say much. Every other race can critisize and make jokes about white people and no one calls them on it. Maybe I'll start a blog: "Stuff White people don't like". But then I'd be racist.

Anonymous said...

The greatest and most truthful line in any movie, of any time. Well done SBPDL.

Anonymous said...

I guess you don't understand what SBPDL is about, if you don't understand the point of this post people.

Very good post.

Anonymous said...

What a great movie...and I can' wait for the sequel, coming soon!

Anonymous said...

Well before the "Boondock Saints", that joke was told (by Harry Belafonte!) in the movie "Kansas City".

Bob Fairlane said...

Its only a thought crime....

hhaha funny joke, but I wouldn't give $1 to see the movie if I found the VHS at a charity sale.

Anonymous said...

I love the freedom of speech. It shows how intelligent people take things way to seriously. It's a joke for a reason, leave it at that.

Anonymous said...

Anyone who has specifically pointed out the generalization of white people in this joke is, is... i-is.. well let's just say, you should be the cat (if you know the movie, you know what i'm talking about)

Anonymous said...

"Black people have many interesting eccentricities, which include disliking a litany of everyday events, places, household objects and other aspects of their everyday life." ~ welcome to the human race. So do whites, latinos and eskimos. "Black people are an interesting subject matter (with) many problems in life that agitate this group of people." ~ again, welcome to the human condition. May I ask, why should the rest of the world be more concerned with what agitates a black person more than we should an hispanic, asian or white? This website is at best, benign racism.

Anonymous said...

That film sucks. and oh btw.. the joke isn't funny.

Anonymous said...

"It's funny 'cause it's true."

Anonymous said...

Ok. I am "BLack" and this site is something i don't like. Why do people believe any of this stuff. I think the joke is funny but people won't like a movie because of one joke. The creators of this site clearly have too much time on their hands. I hope people do not actually believe any of this bull crap.

Anonymous said...

The person who made this page has no right to cry about someone saying something mean about other races. What about all this DWL (Dangerous White Liberal) crap?? The most dangerous man in the country is a black liberal (barrack hussein obama)

Anonymous said...

Man, I saw this post for a while now. And I can't help but must comment on how STUPID fuckin people are. WHO GIVES A 2 BIT SHIT ABOUT JOKES, RACE, RACIST JOKES, PUT DOWNS, ETC. ETC. ITS A FUCKIN BADASS MOVIE. AND FOR ONCE, BEING I"M A BELIEVER AT HEART. ITS ABOUT FUCKIN TIME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGE OUR SAVIOR INSTEAD OF CRACKING JOKES EVERY HALF SECOND AGAINST JESUS AND CHRISTIANITY, OR SAY B.S TO A PERSON ABOUT BEING A FIRM BELIEVER IN JESUS ALTOGETHER. AND ON TOP OF IT ALL, ITS NICE TO SEE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN REAL JUSTICE AND MADE A GREAT MOVIE ON TRUE JUSTICE. EYE FOR AN EYE TOOTH FOR A TOOTH. OLD TESTAMENT WAYS WERE WAY BETTER. LIKE REALLY, WTF YOU SEE IT EVERYDAY SOME SICKO, PERV, PEDO, RAPIST MURDERER GETTING OUT OF JAIL IN LESS THEN A YEAR OR WORSE, WASTE OUR TAX DOLLARS TO BE ON DEATHROW FOR OVER 10-40YRS. FUCK THAT. ALL THE SICKOS SHOULD BE RID OF ONCE THEY"RE CAUGHT!!!! A .50cent BULLET TO THE FUCKIN BRAIN
IS A MUCH CHEAPER TAX SOLUTION! AND LASTLY, IF YOU CANT HANDLE MY WORDS, OR CANT HANDLE SOMEONE SAYING NIGER,KIKE,TOWEL HEAD,CHINQ,SPIC,LEB,WOP,PAKI,JIG,REDNECK,WHITETRASH,
FAGGET,WHORE,PUSSY,LIMP BITCH AND SO FORTH. THATS YOUR PROBLEM. ITS JUST WORDS. WE ALL NEED TO GET OVER THIS WHOLE RACE THING AND MOVE ON. SLAVERY IS OVER, OBAMA IS IN THE OFFICE, WOMAN DO WORK, FAGGETS HAVE THEIR OWN LAND CALL SAN FRANCISCO, AND IT MAKES ME PISS LAUGH IN DISGUST, WHEN ITS
PERFECTLY O.K TO MAKE FUN OF CHRISTIANS, BUT IF I
PUT DOWN ISLAM, OR PUT DOWN A FAGGET AND SAY I LUV
TO EAT PUSSY. INSTANTLY ITS OHHHHH, YOU DEGRADING
PIECE OF SHIT AND OHHH YOU CANT SAY THAT. BUT, YOU
CAN BE AN ATHIEST PIECE OF SHIT AND BLARE IT OUT
ON THE FOX CHANNEL AND SAY WHAT YOU WISH AND PUT
DOWN CHRIST. SO I MEAN WHATEVER. EVERYTHING IS
JUST WORDS NOW. FREEDOM ISNT FREE AND FREEDOM OF
SPEECH IS BULLSHIT. THIS WHOLE WORLD IS BULLSHIT, THANK YOU AND FUCK YOU. GET OVER YOURSELVES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP! TROY DUFFY I HOPE YOU KEEP
MAKING MOVIES LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NUFF SAID!

Anonymous said...

FUCK................ ASS!!!!!!
Oh by they way, to the tardo that started this whole thing. You do know that in the second one, All Saints Day. Their third soldier is a MEXICAN! DUMBASS! I GUESS THE SECOND MOVIE IS STILL RACIST. BEING THERES NO MR.T AS A FOURTH SOLDIER! I PITY THE FOO!

GET SUM NUUUTTTTSSS!!!! EEEEUUUAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR... I"M BACK SUCKA, GRRRrrrrrrr

Anonymous said...

Ok, speaking as a white person, the joke was disrespectful. But I'm pretty sure that the whole point of this was NOT to down on black people... I mean they KILL every guy in the movie that laughed at that joke. Why? Because they were bad people. IT WAS SUPPOSED to be disrespectful. Not because the director hates black people, but because it helped charactarization.
You think the people who made the movie are telling us to go out and kill criminals?

Leah said...

To the poster of this...I think you are an idiot. While having some insightful commentary and interesting points being made...I still think you are an idiot.