Friday, February 19, 2010

#841. Epic Beard Man

In the graphic novel Wanted, we are treated to the exploits of "one of the most insignificant assholes in the 21st century" Wesley Gibson. He is a pathetic creature, lowly and a Hypochondriac with no prospects for future happiness. Like the nameless character in Fight Club, he is part of a "generation of men raised by women."

The pivotal scene of Wanted has Gibson sitting in his tiny cubicle trying to work while he incurs the wrath of his African-American boss. The scene - available here - has Gibson being berated by his Black boss and him being utterly embarrassed for his refusal to stand up to her:
I’m not sure what to make of this scene. He points out that she’s African-American in the narration, and in the next sentence says “I’m embarrassed by the situation.” Embarrassed that he’s being yelled? Or that he’s being yelled at by his “African-American boss” as he says, or that he has an “African-American boss” at all?

I don’t know. But including the words “African-American” to the narration at all encourages one of the latter readings. The art clearly indicates that the woman he’s talking about is African-American, so why redundantly mention her race if he was only embarrassed by the fact that he was taking shit from his boss?
Pre-Obama America is dead, and those left amidst the cavernous ruins wander aimlessly and with little purpose. Those born in the waning days of that former nation, prior to finalization of Black Run America (BRA) and its complete consolidation of power, are just as insignificant as Gibson.

Born with the burden of white skin, these relics of the racist history of the United States have no purpose and are of increasingly little use or value to the new system in place. They represent the last vestiges of Pre-Obama America and are targeted for systematic elimination through the game TBW - This is a Black World - and the government hardly lifts a finger to stop the endless persecution.

Revenge for the injustices of Jim Crow and the economic displacement that Black people felt in a bygone era, white people are receiving a handful of Karma served with gleeful pleasure by Disingenuous White Liberals and Black people everywhere.

Like Wesley's boss in Wanted, Black people promoted over whites for the mere reason they have an overabundance of melanin take special pleasure in bossing around their now displaced colleagues.

If these beleaguered white people dare voice displeasure at their Black overseers, then they will be branded a racist for daring to question the competence of their boss and face immediate firing.

Interestingly, across the nation the largest cities are inhabited by a cohesive core leadership of Black mayors intent on managing their increasingly violent and deteriorating municipalities. Those Black people who dare try and mimic the actions of the white people they triumphantly displaced are deemed to be steering from the tribe and Acting White.

Black-on-Black crime is indeed rising, but Black-on-white crime is hardly noticed, despite its increasingly ubiquity. A media Black-out on these crimes in enforced, at the same time local nightly news casts are awash in a Black-out of different kind.

The prevalence of Black crime has forced even Jesse Jackson to admit he would feel safer meeting a group of white people in a darkened alley, instead of members of his own race.

Those who can see the reality of life in BRA have absolutely no voice and no outlet for their increasing frustration. Like Wesley Gibson in Wanted, they are to remain insignificant and marginalized for the duration of their worthless lives.

Enter Epic Beard Man. We have shown you video of a Black person assaulting a white woman on a Seattle bus. We have discussed circumstances in Akron, Ohio that showcase the power of BRA to cover-up unfortunate details of Black people engaging in ill-advised behavior. St. Louis had a similar bus event.

Now, something odd has transpired. In Oakland, a mere mortal named Thomas Bruso has found himself at the center of strange viral conflagration in regards to an altercation that took place on a bus between a Black person and himself:
The latest altercation involving Thomas Bruso began when a younger man on the bus began yelling at Bruso, who calls himself "Tom Slick," "Vietnam Tom" and "Epic Beard Man."

Bruso was taken to the John George Psychiatric Pavilion for an evaluation after he struck the male passenger several times with his fist and continued to rant about the incident, Alameda County Sheriff"s spokesman Sgt. J.D. Nelson said.

A video of the brawl captured by a college student, Iyanna Washington, showed the two men speaking to each from across the aisle near the center or rear of the bus. Within minutes, an argument broke out and quickly escalated. Bruso incensed the man by asking, "How much you charge me for a spit shine?" according to witness accounts.

The younger man then ordered the 6-foot-1, 280-pound Bruso away from him, to the front of the bus.

Bruso angrily stalked to the front, followed by the younger man who continued to yell at Bruso. The exchange continued with the goading of other passengers until finally the younger man struck him. Bruso stood up and returned the blows, beating the man until he fell to the floor with a bloody nose.
Strange though, this story leaves out some information that paints a much clearer picture of what transpired on that simple bus trip. The Epic Beard Man was hassled by a Black guy for being white, albeit a veteran of Pre-Obama America. The 67-year-old white guy was just minding his own business when the Black dude decided to interject his two-sense (below is the transcript of the altercation):

Black man: …AC Transit
White man: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine?
Black man: what?
White man: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…You said you…
Black man: Did you get what I said just now?
White man: Yes
Black man: Why’d a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
White man: You offered!
Black man: I didn’t offer you shit.
White man: What’d you just say when you walked by me?
Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
White man: You don’t have to!
Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine –
White man: [interrupting] – It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
Black man: Look dude…
White man: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice!
Black man: [pointing toward front of bus] Take your ass back up there and get the fuck out my face right now.
White man: Why you being so hostile, man?
Black man: ‘Cause. I’m pissed off.
White man: Well its better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Black man: Take your ass up there right now
White man: [standing to go to the front] You ain’t scarin’ this white boy. I’m 67 years old. You ain’t scarin’ me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: [now, also standing] I’m 50.
White man: You ain’t scared of me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: I’ll put my foot up your ass.
Older white man: No you won’t! No you won’t
White man: You won’t do nothin’ to me! [then something unintelligible]
Black man: Say it again! [then something unintelligible as woman who was filming talks over him]
Iyanna Washington: Say it again! Say it again, Pinky
Someone off camera whom many allege is Iyanna Washington: Beat his white ass! Whoop his ass!
Another passenger: Leave him alone!
Iyanna Washington: It ain’t worth it, blood, it ain’t worth it.
Black man: I’d put my foot up your ass.
White man: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them.
Black man: What?!
Another passenger: Stop it!
White man: Don’t fuck with me! He hit me! He fuckin’ hit me!
White man: He fuckin’ hit me first! He hit me in the face! [unintelligible] – self defense!
Iyanna: Open that shit! laughs
Iyanna: We can press charges, blood. I got in on videotape. He’s leakin’.
Black man: That motherfucker hit me. No no no no no.
Another passenger: Did he break your teeth?
Black man: No. Bring an ambulance.
The video of the event is posted below. Notice how another Black passenger was the individual filming this altercation. This Black female instructs her Black brother to "kick his pinky ass" for the mere sport of TBW (She even steals Epic Beard Man's bag after he leaves the bus in Rocky-style victory over the defeated Clubber Lang).

The world is a simple place. Violence solves everything. Why was the scene in The Dark Knight where the Black prisoner decides to be the hero so... funny? Why do white people live far away from major cities and spend countless hours commuting to and from work, wasting precious moments with their families and amassing and incurring a debt of opportunity costs lost they can never get back.

Epic Beard Man is a just white guy, a veteran from Pre-Obama America who has nothing in common with the generation of Wesley Gibson's who sit in corporate America and take shit from their bosses daily. But Epic Beard Man is exactly like them. He is cursed with white skin, the ultimate sign of rebellion against BRA. Worse, he is a true hold-over from Pre-Obama America.

Rosa Parks showed how to peacefully bring down a corrupt and flawed system. Epic Beard Man shows how to take it back.

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes Epic Beard Man, for this crazed white guy who is now more famous than the "don't tase me, bro" guy, has shown more backbone in how to deal with general thuggery than any other instance we can conceive.

In the internet age, Youtube has created a sensation and worse, the brutal video of a nearly septuagenarian man beating down a Black dude has shown once again that violence is the only answer.

In an age where white people are without a voice and deprived of heroes, Epic Beard Man has filled a void with a terrifying simplicity. All it takes is to stand up and never back down.

You might be interested to find out what happens to Gibson in Wanted. He stops being insignificant pretty quickly.

Video of the confrontation can be seen here (warning: graphic. It shows a white guy kicking a Black dudes butt)


mosher said...

You'll be laughing when you see this version of Tyrone vs Epic Beard Man

Seems the video has lots of views from Australia. I wonder why

Porter said...

It's been a long time since I've seen a white man actually stand up to a black thug. I don't care if he's 67 years old and crazier than a shitbird, he has my vote for anything.

Note the black she-beasts trying to encourage the would-be gangbanger. Can you imagine the animal frenzy if a bus full of white women exhorted a young white man to beat an elderly black and it was all caught on video?

Step 1) Nationwide riots

Step 2)Obama and Holder declare martial law in the city and every person in the video goes to federal prison. Tonight.

Step 3) Additional "Hate Crime" laws and "civil rights" enforcement. These designed exclusively for the benefit of blacks naturally.

Alas, we "racist" whites are left with the crumbs of a country built by our own fathers while cheering on a very unlikely hero.

And Tyrone is left calling the am-ba-lance.

Anonymous said...

"We can press charges, blood. I got it on videotape."

A clear verbal example of a dark, delusional, weirdly sociopathic and severely damaged culture who chillingly view the American legal system simply as a protracted "4 Leaf Luck" scratch off lottery ticket.

A short-term wealth strategy compounded with a penchant for agitation is a deep fried recipe for failure.

Let us find all find the Epic Beard within ourselves and keep our eyes on our own prize.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Porter. The doudle standard is appalling. If the roles had been reversed, it would be on every network and the race hustlers, jackson and sharpton, would be getting a nauseating amount of airtime. As for that nignog cunt Washington, she is a liar and a thief.

DaveC said...

Epic Beard Man for President - no, for King!

Silent Running said...

Bruso is the Anti-DWL. From this point forward, his is the standard that must be met.

Anonymous said...

Is not the she-boon interviewed above the same low-IQ ghetto POS who stole the war veteran's bag?

Is it not she who says "Go troo dat shit" in the original video?

Or am I mistaken?

My comments on the original youtube page appear under the alias "tescouilles." (I was amazed at the HUGE number of commenters on this video).

Thank you, SBPDL, for bringing your site online (A), and (B), for calling attention to this wrenching youtube video.

Keep up the excellent work, SBPDL.

Anonymous said...

Washington took the bag. As always black people think that everything a white person possesses can be theirs. It's the mindset of black people everywhere. Whites vs Blacks. "beat the pinky"
Blacks love to take from "pinky" any and all forms of taking is considered "reparations"
Blacks think you owe me.
I don't owe you a damn thing. Martin Luther King said judge a man by the content of his character. Blacks by far are failing just that.
"beat pinky" "Tax pinky" "Take from pinky" Don't get married single mothers so you can get your welfare on. "free medicare from pinky"
"Free Food stamps from pinky"
As far as I am concerned we are doing a disservice by enabling you. Be enabling you you are disabling yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Funny that SBPDL should mention the'Don't Taze Me Bro' video. There is another video of Epic Beard Guy causing a disturbance at a baseball game, and the Cops end up tazing him. EBG definitely has some unresolved PTSD going on
Lesson learned: 1) Don't F--- with ticking timebombs, they could detonate at any moment.
2) Ms. Washington may not have known Black Bus Rider Guy, but either she, or someone behind the camera egg'd on BBRG. Also, she was stick'n with her 'Blood' when time to prosecute Epic Beard Guy comes. Something tells me Epic Beard Guy can handle himself behind bars, if he ends up there.
Live Free Or Die

Anonymous said...


Are you actually implying that there would be nationwide riots over a fight between a bunch of poor idiots on a city bus?

I hate to sound like an elitist, but I've only rode public transportation twice in my life.

All racial "issues" aside the Epic beard man was in the right. Notice in the video he even got up and moved. He only struck back in self defense. So, the racial make-up of the fighters make no difference to those of us that have common sense.

I realize that despite this wonderful site a lot of you still don't understand us Negroes. The black chicks that egged that idiot on were being sarcastic. They would have done the same thing if the Epic beard guy was black.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Heck,there are city wide riots over lost and won basketball games. The prospect of nationwide riots over a black guy and a white guy fighting on a bus isn't completely out of bounds,although it isn't something I'd expect.

Odd thing though-I never heard of a riot over downhill skiing or biathlon,or a swimming tournament. Why do you think that might be?

Anonymous said...

Do you speak for all black people? or just for your self?

Change the name of your blog to "Stuff I dont like because i'm racist"

Its sounds to me like you approve of him attacking EBM for an alleged racial slur but you don't approve of EBM defending himself.

With this double standard it is no suprise EBM has such support if you speak for all black men. But hey I know you only speak for yourself so thats ok.

Anonymous said...

I was almost surprised to find this site on the web. The "Stuff white people like" blog is witty, ironic inoffensive. This blog, I assumed, was supposed to ironically portray unintelligent bigots for the sake of a good, hearty laugh from the 7 or so people who stumble upon this and

Nope, sadly this is some computer class bit from the sad, depressed teenage racist taking a quick break from Stormfront to solicit cheap laughs from poor, pork rind trailer trash who somehow think black people are a nuisance while simultaneously drinking Miller lite beside his 1980 Chevelle, blasting Ted Nugent and jealously eying some upwardly-mobile black person driving through.

Really, if there were actually well-written posts on this site it could possibly be offensive. Sadly, when the "white-hating" media makes a far better case, you know, with actual support for their arguments, and this poster makes 6th grade opinion pieces, its no wonder the "white-hating" media actually receives popular support.

Portraying black people as some giant, scheming homogeneous group is inherently illogical, but I can't hold that against you because you are obviously retarded.

Instead of getting a handful of shoddy internet videos of dumb people who happen to be black, gather some actually evidence a little more substantive than "lollzz blak peeple talk loud in move theeteers"'

epic fail

Anonymous said...

"Portraying black people as some giant, scheming homogenous group"...sure, illogical.

Just undeniable. Such is the world we live in. There is a busload of them in the video. You, uppidy niggers, that have only taken the bus twice in your lives of course have class to shield you from your brethren, yet, I have taken the bus all my life, without any trouble - with white passengers. Cityes were build by whites -for whites. Niggers did not compute in them in the days the arrangement was established. Same with places of work, the family, the social fabric.

It was not built for you, or with you in mind, and it is clearer then the sun, that these institutions fail, whenever or wherever you enter them.

You are locusts.

Who needs this?

Porter said...


No, I'm not implying that at all. I'm stating my speculation plainly. The fight wasn't just "a bunch of poor idiots on a bus." It was a black thug incited to racial violence against an elderly opponent by a troop of white-hating black females. Surely you understand the inevitable results if the races were reversed and the media ran the footage on a continual loop, as it would have.

Why, I even imagine in such a scenario that Mr. epic fail above and the legions of programmed automatons just like him would go so far as to scream "racist!" You know, somewhat as he just did.

Though I doubt nationwide riots would occur immediately. Most likely we would see localized burning and looting spearheaded by appearances from the rhyming reverends and their mobile battalion of bused-in professional protestors.

This to be ritualistically followed by somber public statements of contrition from various white officials and sententious demands for group compensation from various black ones.

Next would be the prompt prosecution of every white person within earshot of the bus for violation of sundry "hate crime" and "civil rights" statutes.

Then there would be the generous seven-figure check written from the public fisc to our latest aggrieved black hero.

Followed by new legislation, passed without a whisper of dissent, to make some other manifestation of (exclusively) white "hate" a prosecutable offense.

Finally we would have the riots. Though only if the steps prescribed above were not followed to the letter.

I hope that clears up my position.

Anonymous said...

Do you understand the original meaning of the word: tolerance?

Without consulting the dictionary, it gives the maximum ammount of difference from the standard in order for the part to be able to function in the machine, so the machine would not break down.

You niggers are beyond that measure - thus the machine is unoperable.

You niggers, are beyond tolerance. Remeber that next time someone brings up the concept of diversity, interchangeability - essentially putting an alternator where a fuel pump should be.

What are they thinking?

Silent Running said...

So, the racial make-up of the fighters make no difference to those of us that have common sense.

Spoken like a man utterly out of touch with racial realities. Blacks prey on whites daily. That they also prey on each other does not lessen this fact.

I realize that despite this wonderful site a lot of you still don't understand us Negroes.

We understand that you are morally bankrupt and violent far out of proportion to your numbers. Any further understanding is academic. If we were killing, robbing, and raping your people on a similar scale, I doubt you would care to understand all of our little foibles and values.

But I see that you are no different from most Negroes in that you require something from the white man: you wish for us to understand you, to listen to your reasoning. On some unspoken level, you seek validation. You will be denied.

charlie sierra said...

Well "epic fail" above, you signed your viewpoint correctly. YOU are the epic fail. Check the violent crime statistics(facts are neutral it seems until they don't prop up your skewed world-view) or take a stroll through an "urban" area yourself and get back to us on that. There's plenty of evidence but anytime someone refers to it you idiots just call it "racist" and keep your pathetic minds completely shut to the truth that Blacks as a group cannot assimilate into a superior culture. Deluded fool.

Phalluster said...

what a remarkable comment from anon @6:41pm

"Nope, sadly this is some computer class bit from the sad, depressed teenage racist taking a quick break from Stormfront to solicit cheap laughs from poor, pork rind trailer trash who somehow think black people are a nuisance while simultaneously drinking Miller lite beside his 1980 Chevelle, blasting Ted Nugent and jealously eying some upwardly-mobile black person driving through."

we all know that acting white is something that black people don't like. in fact, it's grounds for ridicule and even beatings.

the author of this comment may be black, but is more likely a disingenuous white liberal. as we can see, even DWL's dislike acting white.

the computer class reference was my favorite part. obviously, that is a setting well-fit for a racist, as no blacks would be mixed up with computers.

on second thought, my favorite part was the "upwardly-mobile black person" who inspires racism. what do you suppose the author of this comment imagines as the job of this black person? surely not computer-related. perhaps the black person is a rapper, a polar opposite of ted nugent.

when the choicest insult to "bigots" is shaming their poverty... we are surely in a Black Run America.

Phalluster said...

i first saw the epic beard man video on world star hip hop. it's a very black website, so i was surprised at the near-unanimous approval in the anonymous comments there.

upon reflection, it occurred to me that the young black men there respect dominance above all else. theirs is a culture of violence, after all.

once refined, black opinion shifts to a racial focus, and epic beard man is reviled. an external locus of control in the minds of blacks allows chris matthews, keith olbermann, and rachel maddow to convince them that they have it so rough at the hands of whitey. thomas sowell, paul shirley, and the honorable pastor manning can be safely ignored.

many blacks (and to be fair, other races also) like this video because of an enviable authority on display. once the racial element is digested, i'd say blacks dislike this video at about the rate of obama's approval, 92%.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of a typical day riding home on the late school bus in junior high. The late bus took home after school detention kids and the athletes, which made it 85% black. I was the asian kid who stayed after school for extra curricular activities like math club and to work on science projects. This kind of shit happened just about every day, except that 2 or 3 other nig nogs would jump in to "get they licks in."

Porter said...

Well L'Roi I submitted a fairly lengthy response to your question. Apparently it was lost into the ether or else didn't make the quality cut.

Elaine said...

The irony of "Asian" anon calling blacks nig nogs. Pathetic, just like this entire blog and the majority of the people making comments. They're so cowardly that they hide behind their anonymity.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Some of the comments on here have unnecessary terms that many find offensive.

However, I play pickup basketball with many Black people and here words peppered throughout their speech make some of the "offensive" terms used in the comments look tame by comparison.

Elaine, I'm sorry you find the blog pathetic. And no, to the poster who claimed a mere 7 people visit the site... I'm afraid that the number is lurching ever higher each day (2,000 unique visitors on average).

You might not like SBPDL, thats fine. But anonymity has its positives.

Anonymous said...

"I was almost surprised to find this site on the web. The "Stuff white people like" blog is witty, ironic inoffensive."

Which is precisely what makes it so attractive to you. It (SWPL) simply exists in a nice fake lucid world where hand-wringing PC is the RULE.


And then you have this blog, which is also witty, well composed, ironic, AND OFFENSIVE!!! (at least to those who deserve to be laughed at.)
Obviously some (or many) just can't seem to handle a good dose of well written prose BASED ON WELL SITED FACTS. GET IT?

Didn't think so. You'd best get on back to your preferred naval-gazing-hand-wringing literature on your more PC sites. After all, truth can be a little hard to digest for the weak willed.

Silent Running said...

They're so cowardly that they hide behind their anonymity.

When speaking the truth can destroy one's livelihood, anonymity is the only game in town. That is going to change someday, hopefully sooner rather than later. Until then, you would have us raise our heads just high enough to be lopped off by the various enforcers of orthodoxy that permeate society, so I'm happy to disappoint you.

Anonymous said...

Multiculturalism has never worked. It won't in the ussa either. Brace yourselves. EBM has.

Alas Babylon said...

I'm sure that Elaine would hold her tongue if she stumbled into a blog with a bunch of nogs chatting about killing rasis crackers and gang banging white hoes. White men have been throttled for so long that when we actually say what we think, people are fucking shocked. Well the time is coming for a lot more shocks. White men have had their mouths shut but their minds didn't stop working. I see incredible divides between the races and sexes. White men are demonized for their successes because the only way the liberal culture destroyers can explain it, is by portraying white men as evil racists who play dirty, instead of simply accepting the fact that white men are genetically better equipped to play this game called Western Civilization than anyone else. We fucking built Western Civilization. So go ahead and knock it down ladies and non-whites, because once the walls we built come down, you'll be coming back to us to save your asses and we will remember who did what. Without white men, the lights go out. Enjoy the darkness.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I was almost surprised to find this site on the web. The "Stuff white people like" blog is witty, ironic inoffensive. This blog, I assumed, was supposed to ironically portray unintelligent bigots for the sake of a good, hearty laugh from the 7 or so people who stumble upon this and blah blah blah"

In other words, you're sitting in your section 8 crack house, eating a bucket of KFC, and you're pissed off because people are laughing at people like you. That explains all your anger, Deshawn.