Saturday, June 20, 2009

#208. Running Out of Chicken Wings

Latarian Milton, the seven-year-old from hell that makes the Problem Child look like one of the Brady Bunch kids, is back to show the world yet another example of Stuff Black People Don't Like.

Milton is the same child that was discussed in #198.
Waiting until 16th Birthday for Drivers License. He stole his grandmothers car and took it on a joyride, injuring many and telling the reporter that he did it, because:
"I like to do bad things."
Milton is back in the news now, this time for hitting his grandmother for not buying him chicken wings at the local Wal-Mart. Just like, running out of Fried Chicken and Grilled Chicken, Black people do not like running out of chicken wings. Especially Milton, who really hates being deprived of anything, whether it be the keys to his grandmothers rental car, or chicken wings at Wal-Mart.

His grandmother said, of the incident:
"He just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart, and everyone in there was upset. In my stomach, in my legs--wherever he could reach me, that's where he hit me."
Milton, like all Black people, do not like to be deprived of food (remember the woman who called 911 when she did not get her McNuggets). Black people need the nourishment of chicken, whether it be grilled, fried or in wing form. They will beat their own grandmother if deprived of that food.

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