Monday, June 8, 2009

#33. The movie 300


Black people are afraid of the movie 300. Yes, Black people went to see the 2007 Zack Snyder film, loosely based upon the heroic stand of 300 Spartans at Thermopylae, but Black people left the film with an uneasy feeling.

Breaking one of the cardinal rules of cinema, 300 depicted White people as the protagonists and as the supreme embodiment of heroism. Black people were quick to ascertain the depictions of White people as good and non-white people as bad.

Seeing the heavily muscled Gerard Butler
depict King Leonidas, and bravely leading 299 other virile White men against a horde of non-whites, left a distressing taste in Black people's collective mouths.

Black people do not like to think about history too much, because Black people don't exactly have an excitingly stellar history, save for athletic feats in the United States and a crushing inability to maintain civilization anywhere.


Secondly, when they see Xerxes - who in fact was a White guy in reality - depicted as a seven-foot tall androgynous homosexual, they worry that White people will see a similarity between Barack Hussein Obama and the imaginary ruler of Persia from 300.

Anytime in a movie, White people are not portrayed as anything but homophobic, racist, hilly-billy, incestuous red necks, Black people get worried.

In the case of 300 Black people have found the ultimate movie that is included in Stuff Black People Don't Like.

Because in the end, when White people start to see the movie depiction of Xerxes in the guise of the current President Obama, Black people truly fear they will see the movies depiction of White people, in real life.

21 comments:

jafuel1 said...

Keep up the exposing of Black people, maybe someday the rest o the country will realize what they are really dealing with (it is not a good thing).

Anonymous said...

That movie was so bad ass!Please Please keep it going!

Anonymous said...

WOW you really got your history facts wrong Xerxes was not white ha ha ha and he did conquere those lands just like how my people have you americans paying for high gas prices we allways win HA HA HA

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

It might be hard to imagine, given the propaganda that most people digest daily, that Ancient Persians looked like the current day Iranians.

But remember, Iran literally means Aryan. The Persians were Aryans. Xerxes, like his father Darius, was white.

Anonymous said...

I almost threw up laughing at alot of the stuff on this site. Much of it is right on target. As an aside I have heard blacks comment that white people smell like wet dogs and it is my belief they often smell like Hardees chili dogs.

Timothy said...

I dont give a rats flying ass about xerxes or his "white persians". They are not european, and I reject them. Leonidas saved white europe from the asiatics...including the whiter looking ones.

Anonymous said...

Wow it is so funny that all who agree with this nonsense probably never been around actual black people to know this racist crap is pure garbage.

Anonymous said...

I have been around actual black people and can tell you they are the most racist of all cultures I've experienced. I have traveled or lived in 40 US states and 8 countries. This in no way is pure garbage. In fact these are well written posts that tell a truth that needs to be told. No problem has ever been solved by ignoring it. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

White people do, in fact, smell like wet dogs. Other than that the article is pretty much fiction.

Anonymous said...

obama's lower left side of his face was in " da " movie. the scene where xerxes speaks to king leo...... it's brief ..........d@ lips gave it away.........smokers trait......but den again im black ............( 3Ye's WId3 ShuT )

Anonymous said...

It's refreshing to see examples of powerful white men. The white hating media likes to portray white men in commercials as fat stupid wussies. Blacks are fearful of seeing strong white men. That's one reason I pump iron, to keep the jackals(black thugs) off me. By the way everyone knows blacks smell nasty. Washing their hair once a month stinks and the body odor from black guys in the YMCA locker room is chokingly bad.

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's amazing to see how white people try to rewrite history. Let me guess....you all think the egyptians were white too. Guess Again, they were black and before the term Egypt came about...it was called Kemet. Now we all know that white people, I mean Caucasian (from the Caucus Mountains) were dirty savages. Let's tell the truth now. In all actuality, I love the Movie 300 and it's part of my collection and most of the other black people I know. Get a clue, really

Anonymous said...

The Egyptians are Africans but they are not considered black Africans. Egypt had many rulers and there was a period when black pharaohs ruled. Also, Cleopatra wasn't black, she was the last of the Ptolemaic Dynasty, a dynasty founded by one of Alexander the Great's generals, Ptolemy, and hence she was of Greek descent.

Anonymous said...

Goodness Gracious, this site is hilarious! And why is that? Paradoxy.

Have you ever witnessed the writings of a neanderthal with [what he thinks is] an extensive vocabulary? Its amazing how many smarlty ways the "I am a giant pork-monkey" train of thought is parotted.

Anonymous said...

Well, from reading this article, black people must not watch any movies along with the writer of this post. Almost every American movie potrays whites as protagonists.
And white people smell like wet dogs because they wash their hair everyday and let it air dry.

BRITTANY SCHULLE said...

EVERYONE WHO IS SAYIN NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT AFRICAN AMERICANS ON HERE ARE DUMB. BEING THAT IT SEEMS THAT I AM THE ONLY AFRICAN AMERICAN GETTIN ON THIS DUMB ASS WEBSITE AND DEFENDING MY OWN PEOPLE. THEY PPL THAT SAY WE ARE NEGATIVE I CAN BET MONEY THAT YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND YOU HAVE IT BACKWARDS. WHITE MEN HATE TO SEE AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN SUCCEED. THINK ABOUT IT. THATS WHY THEY ALWAYS TRY TO MAKE US SEEM LIKE WE ARE NOT EDUCATED, CRIMINALS AND JUST OVER ALL UNUSEFUL IN AMERICA. wHITE PPL COME UP TO ME ALL THE TIME TRYING TO BE NICE AND SAYING THINGS THAT THEY THINK I WANT TO HEAR. THEY OWE IT TO US AND THEY KNOW IT. I HATE HOW SOME WHITE PPL THINK THAT "BLACKS" (AS SOME OF YOU IGNORANT PPL SAY) THINK WE NEED TO GO BACK TO AFRICA. WELL YOU DUMB ASS PPL BROUGHT US HERE. SO LIVE WITH IT....ANYONE WHO MAKES A WEBSITE LIKE THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SCARED AND THEY HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND A COMPUTER. BUT I BET MONEY THEY ARE THE ONES THAT ARE BEING NICE TO US (AFRICAN AMERICANS) ALL THE TIME. THEY DONT WANT TO GET THEY ASS BEAT. HA HA THIS IS SO FUNNY. I WOULD (KILL) TO MEET YOU PEOPLE. NICE TALKING TO YOU GUYS AND REMEMBER....WE ARE ALL EQUAL. && YOUR PRES. BLACK (LMFAO) WE AS BLACKS HAVE ALREADY WON OUR FIGHT. BUT I DONT HAVE TO THANK THE WHITE PPL THAT HELPED UP....WELL I GUESS ANY SMART PERSON WOULD SEEING THAT BUSH IS NO SMARTER THEN A BUSH!

Anonymous said...

Brittany turn your caps lock off dumbass.

And to the comment about blacks not being able to maintain civilisation there were quite a few empires in Africas history (such as the ghana empire) and countries like Ghana and Nigeria are still doing well, so I think this article is a tad inaccurate.

Anonymous said...

Brittany, your comment represents everything this site stands for. Primarly your contradicting statements, which you try to fit into your ridiculous excuse for a post. First, you begin by yelling in "caps", which is a common trait amongst uneducated blacks in our counrty. Simply being loud and thinking this will make you sound smart or make a piont, when in reailty you're supporting your ignorance. Secondly, white men don't make blacks seem uneducated or portray them as criminals. They do that all on their own. I'm not saying there aren't any bad white people. Black people just embody ignorance and negativity and seem to be proud of it. Many blacks are completely supportive of fellow bad black people. It is almost seen as a right of passage in most black communities. While on the other hand, white people seem shun or look down upon the degenerates amongst society. Third, white people come up to you and be nice to you because thats how normal people act, your just not used to this because you probably grew up in a house that didn't teach you these simple social traits. And lastly, you resort to saying , "They dont want to get they ass beat." Which is horrible english on too many differnt levels. You also choose violence as major reason that white people aren't mean to black people, which in some cases may be completely true. Only supporting how ridiculous people like you are. I hope you continue to post stuff on this site so I can continue to make you look as stupid as you are. By the way. I grew up in a diverse neighborhood. In college I elected to have a black roomate my sophmore year and he remains a friend. I left college and considered myself a non-racist person. I recently moved to north philadelphia to live with my girlfriend while she finishes up school. In less then six months I have completely changed my perspective, and can't wait to leave this hell hole black people call home. There are educated, civalized black people(far and few between) your just not one of them.

Anonymous said...

Hmm. your website could have been funny, but instead it just comes off as angry. Your observations awre the mere rantings of an angry soul. It lacks the wry humor of Stuff White People Like.

Anonymous said...

This entire website is completely ridiculous. I don't understand how you people can say these things and sleep soundly at night. It really doesn't matter what color, ethnicity, or nationality I am, so forget about asking. ANY race that chooses to use such hateful and hurtful words to attack another person, simply to make them feel more inferior has a very special spot in hell waiting for them. I wish a long, lonely, and miserable life to every person who argues that your race is what makes you a better person. Please accept people for who they are, not what they look like. And remember that as hard as you are judging me and any other person you interact with, they are judging you right back. Peace & love guys!

Adrian said...

Hmm well the all caps posters are just poo flingers, as others have already stated. Evolve, learn to use a dictionary, thesaurus and do some actual research. I have to muffle a chuckle when I see or hear someone say, "We have won in our struggle". Really?