Tuesday, June 9, 2009
#93. Bringing Your Kids to Shoplift
Black people, as has been established, love to purchase goods when they can get anywhere from 50 percent to 100 percent off the retail price.
Consequently, Black people do not enjoy having to bring their children along for the 100 percent off discount shopping excursion.
In lovely Marietta, Georgia, 23-year-old mother of two Lashaundra Chantee Cooper was arrested for failing to pay for $24.75 worth of clothing items at the local Wal-Mart.
While she was searching for items 100 percent off, her two children - 1-year-old and 3-year-old - were left in Cooper's unlocked car in the parking lot, with the keys in the ignition.
She was subsequently charged with shoplifting AND child cruelty.
Stuff Black People Don't Like would like to encourage all readers to look for unsupervised Black children in parking lots across the United States, for chances are their progenitor is engaged in the 100 percent Black discount shopping technique.
A video of this story is available here.