Stuff Black People Don't Like has taken a two-day break from posting, as the mind behind SBPDL is traveling in the western portion of the United States.
Amazingly, the web traffic for SBPDL is growing at a shocking pace, even in our absence. The planned changes to the site are in the beta stages, but will be coming soon as the first podcast for SBPDL will be arriving prior to the kickoff of the 2009 college football season (in fact, next week will be dedicated to college football and the many aspects of that great game that Black people don't like).
Two new posts will be made tonight. As this entry is published, the writer of this site is looking out at the beautiful city of Salt Lake City from an airport restaurant.
The reality of Salt Lake City is that it is maybe the most beautiful city on earth and more so, Black people don't like it, for it is devoid of their presence and is not a failing city, like Clayton County, Birmingham, Alabama or Detroit.
In fact, the Nightly News Casts here lack the horrible stories of murder and mayhem, but instead are about the glory of the residents of Salt Lake City.
SBPDL includes Salt Lake City - as an honorary entry - because the city operates perfectly without the glories of diversity, even in the Age of Obama.
This website will serve to educate the general public on Black people and the Stuff That Black People Don't Like. Black people have many interesting eccentricities, which include disliking a litany of everyday events, places, household objects and other aspects of their everyday life. Black people are an interesting subject matter and this website will chronicle the many problems in life that agitate this group of people. To suggest material, please contact sbpdl1@gmail.com
8 comments:
Sounds like my kind of city. When I am ready to move, I will keep it in mind. Any city I live in MUST be a SBPDL city. A city that is a city BPL (black people like) is probably a hell hole, or on the way to becoming one. Love your site - visit every day.
speaking of Utah, mormonism is another thing that blacks don't like considering how the mormon church has historically viewed them (and how the fundamentalist mormons still view them): tinyurl.com/2bu5ak
Your website grows because it is funny, and sad it it's own truthful way. Always fun to read.
I do have a question. You refer to "Mein Obama" Mein is the German word for "My". Wouldn't Fuhrer, Messiah or Comrade fit more appropriately?
I must concur that SLC is a wonderful place, despite the complete lack of 'diversity'. Take a drive down to the SW corner (Arches/Moab) and prepare to be amazed! Truly God's country..
Ah, the Mein Obama question again. SBPDL has reached a point that we never thought possible: where people are wondering what the phrases mean because they are used so frequently in each post.
Mein Obama is a play on how Black people view their leader: Obama got 96 percent of the Black vote and enjoys 97 percent Black approval right now, even as the country lurches toward a depression.
Hence, Mein Obama, for how Black people view him.
Anon @ 12:29PM
If SLC is a wonderful place, it is BECAUSE of the lack of diversity, not 'despite' it.
SBPDL at 12:36P
Q: What does this 96% black voting for the obamanation say about blacks? A: They vote for someone BECAUSE of his race. Q: Why do Whites not display the same racist voting habits? A: I wish I knew!
"Ah, the Mein Obama question again. SBPDL has reached a point that we never thought possible: where people are wondering what the phrases mean because they are used so frequently in each post.
Mein Obama is a play on how Black people view their leader: Obama got 96 percent of the Black vote and enjoys 97 percent Black approval right now, even as the country lurches toward a depression.
Hence, Mein Obama, for how Black people view him."
I hope you know that that doesn't make any sense. I think I see what you're trying to convey, black people's feeling of ownership and oneness with Obama, hence "My Obama." Is that right? Still, I'd stop with the Mein usage, it really doesn't make sense.
"Mein Obama" makes perfect sense. It's just a play on words. Remember that Hitler's manifesto was titled "Mein Kampf" (My Struggle). A similar percentage (98%) of Germans voted for Hitler when he was elected. People with enlightened minds have a responsibility to avoid "Mein Obama" worship because all politicians need to be constantly reminded that they work for us (not vise versa).
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