Laughter... a most Potent Ally

It is said brevity is the soul of wit. Black people do not like jokes at their expense, for daring to poke at Black people is a mortal sin and one that will soon be illegal in the United States of America as administered by Mein Obama.

Black malfeasance must not be acknowledged, instead disregarded as a momentary lapse in judgment by what a surviving member will ultimately state, “But he was such a good boy and we never knew he had problems,” or, “he was trying to change.”

For Black people are angelic and devoid of anything remotely resembling document-able, verifiable and testable pathologies that appear wherever they reside, regardless of the state, county, city or even country.

Black Run America (BRA) is a term that describes the prevailing attitudes and mindset that dominates and dictates the course of acceptable dialogue in this nation. We have lived under the tenets and rules of BRA for sometime (BRA does not literally mean a government run by Black people, but it means a government, educational system, workforce, entertainment industry, etc. that has the desire for uplifting Black people as its number one aim, goal and desire, all at the expense of other people) and we have shown how powerful this governing mindset can be, as in the case of the Soul Food menu at NBC during Black History Month.

Under no circumstance can white people ever find it acceptable to buy into patently untrue Black stereotypes and locate humor at the expense of Black people. The continual anointing of Black people must forever occur to guarantee the safety and effectiveness of BRA, as the slightest deviation from the creed, the very doctrine and foundation of modern America life could destroy the whole system.

Government is dominated by Black people, their over-representation posing major problems to Tea Party members who want to curtail government power and roll back the size of the ever-expanding leviathan.

Thus, it is obvious Tea Party members are racist. The desire to terminate hundreds of thousands of Black people from the payrolls of local, state and the Federal government is the endgame of Tea Party enthusiasts, yet they steadfastly refuse to acknowledge this simple fact.

America could be retaken tomorrow. If those who can see understood the farcical world they truly inhabit – trying to convince untold millions of the vast differences in IQ that exist, the horrifying crime rates that fluctuate so disproportionately between racial groups and the sorry state of majority Black cities – and instead understand the powerful weapon that is laughter, all would change.

Crime is a reality that any person unfortunate to live in a ghetto can tell you is an unfortunate reality of everyday life. Any Disingenuous White Liberal acting as a modern-day pioneer and attempting to gentrify previously Black areas of a city knows the inherent risk in their action, though they steadfastly refuse anything bad could happen to them (long have they believed in the Noble Savage myth and refused to concede just how harsh the frontier was before whites subdued a hostile Indian population).

The same situation is what all would-be individuals participating in gentrification encounter. The white people who believed in Manifest Destiny had a common goal and purpose, those gentrifying blighted areas of majority cities do so to be trendy, cool and chic.

The healing power of laughter is infectious and capable of incredible feats. Imagine the next time you see Black people wearing their pants on the ground, with a belt noticeably absent, you didn’t lock your car, but instead laughed.

Projecting fear is a weakness in nature. White people – whenever they prepare to denigrate Black people in speech – look around the room prior to mouthing “Black people” or “African-American” in an almost inaudible manner, for fear a Black person might actually hear them say such ungracious platitudes.

Next time you see a group of white people together at a party, bar or restaurant table and they all come closer together to muffle whatever is being said and then all look around nervously to double-check no Black person was in earshot of the offensive statement, you will know the veracity of what is stated here.

White people fear Black people and spend vast fortunes moving to Whitopia’s in order to escape their presence.

This fear translates to doubt and an acceptance of BRA. Major cities becoming irrevocably lost due to this terror, this all consuming tread and trepidation that penetrates ever white mind imposing the iron clad rule of no poking fun at Black people, at all times.

Well, like the emperor with no clothes, BRA must be laughed upon at every opportunity. Every goofy Black-owned, tricked out car; every ridiculous Black person wearing overly conspicuous suits; every episode of The Boondocks where Black people are the butt of every joke, but in a manner of sophistication and erudition that sneaks past the censors; every time you see a story confirming any stereotype you read, especially chicken, then you must laugh.

Break the power that keeps BRA afloat, and laugh. Why do you think Dave Chappelle no longer has a show?

Simple – he inadvertently gave away the keys to the kingdom and exposed the mendacity of BRA’s supremacy.

Statistics don’t lie, though many brush them aside without a passing glance. Crime, STD rates, IQ differences and test results (SAT, ACT, MCAT, GMAT, LSAT, etc.) can be dismissed using some form of cultural bias or insensitive remark.They remain true, though they have been effectively neutered because BRA's influence means they will not be tolerated in polite discussion.

But laughter… laughter is powerful, liberating.

Laughter is the way to exonerate yourself and bring about an emancipation you never thought possible.

Free yourself and laugh.

A final thought: why is it that the movie The Boondock Saints is so popular with young white males? Could it be a joke heard in the movie that few find offensive and untrue?

Brevity is the soul of wit. And it is through laughter that a revolution begins. It is the only form of defiance left.