Saturday, May 21, 2011

There Can Be Only One

Don't lose your head: Wynika was ready for "The Gathering"
News of the impending end of the world has us in an apocalyptic mood. The fact that Macho Man Randy Savage was taken a day early (dying tragically of a heart attack) almost had us convinced the story of the world ending was true.

This story, courtesy of Louisville, has us convinced that not only is the world ending, but the "Quickening" is upon as well:
Police say a woman involved in an argument at a Louisville Pizza Hut raised the stakes considerably when she tried to pull a sword.


It happened Thursday night, shortly after 9 p.m. at the Pizza Hut on 7th St. Rd., near Dixie Hwy.

According to an arrest report, police were called to the restaurant after they received reports that 29-year-old Wynika Mason was "causing trouble." When they got there, she allegedly began yelling at the officers.

An employee told the officers that, shortly before they arrived, Mason began yelling at him and told him that she had a sword on her person. The employee said that Mason, "began to raise it out of the sheath" when her brother seized it from her and put it in their vehicle outside.

Police say Mason told them that she did indeed have a sword and it was still in the vehicle. Officers recovered the sword, according to the arrest report.

Officers say customers and employees were both inside the Pizza Hut when the events occurred, and that the employees, "felt threatened by her behavior."

Mason was charged with disorderly conduct and menacing.
The gathering of the immortals is upon us. Judging by Wynika's need to protect herself by driving around with a sword, it's obvious the end of the world is near. After all, there can be only one. Here's her Facebook page, where you can see she admits to having serious emotional issues.

In all seriousness, this is just a funny story. Mason might be only person in Louisville that brings a knife to a gun fight. 

Quick question for anyone reading this: Tomorrow celebrates the end of year two at SBPDL, and the start of year three. Kind of a dumb way to say it's our second anniversary. 
We've come a long way since the first post on May 22, 2009 (Running out of Fried Chicken) and have an idea for an awesome video. Anyone reading have strong capabilities with video editing software? Shoot me over an E-mail if you do at SBPDL1@gmail.com

We can talk about compensation, but the idea for a video we have is something that is going to be a lot of fun and won't take a long time to make at all.





12 comments:

FoxSnooze.com said...

No mention in the media of the person's race.

That makes me wonder about racial profiling:

If a little black child has been kidnapped, do the police use racial profiling? Or do they simply note the child has a dark complexion?

BTW - The photo of the black female with the sword look a bit like Little Richard.

Anonymous said...

"Judging by Wynika's need to protect herself by driving around with a sword, it's obvious the end of the world is near."

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.

--Mencken Butler Yeats--

Dissident said...

Be sure to carry a "Louisville Slugger" when in Louisville, you just never know when you may cross
Wynika's path?

She does look like one mean hombre'!

Anonymous said...

FoxSnooze.com said... "BTW - The photo of the black female with the sword look a bit like Little Richard."

Wha bop a loo ahp a-wop bam boom! I thought the *exact* *same* thing! And now I can't get that damned "Tooty Fruity" song out of my head.

--Mencken--

Brother Anonymous said...

Tutti Frutti: the official soundtrack of the Pizza Hut sword attack.

FoxSnooze.com said...

More from Louisville . . .

The "James Byrd" media forgot to tell us about these racial hate crimes:

• A horde of black teens swarmed a cancer patient as he waited outside a Dollar General Store.
[link]
[victim's photo after attack]

• Police in Shively, KY (near Louisville) are investigating a home invasion and shooting.
Investigators said two black males and one black female entered an apartment and took items before shooting the resident in the leg.
[LINK]

• Louisville Metro Police say that last Friday, December 7th, a black female walked into the National City Bank at 1:43 p.m. The woman gave a note to a teller indicating she was armed and demanded cash.
[LINK]

• Black murders two little White girls 4 and 5 years old - flees from scene
[LINK]

• Whit Louisville officer fired for killing black teenager

Mattingly was indicted March 5 by a grand jury on charges of murder and wanton endangerment.

Mattingly, who is white, told investigators he believed Newby, 19, was carrying a concealed weapon as the two struggled over the officer’s service handgun. Police described the incident as an undercover drug buy gone awry.
[LINK]

FoxSnooze.com said...

LOUISVILLE -- White Mentally Handicapped Man Beaten Unconscious By Black Flash Mob

[LINK]

Hirsch said...

Something to think about. The US is roughly 17th in overall education. If you disaggregate negroes from the total and count only whites, we would be about 5th, behind Belgium. If however, you remove whites from the equation and count only African Americans, the United States would drop to about the 50th place, behind Indonesia. Go USA!!! Go BRA!!!

Anonymous said...

Why are black women so GOD DAMN UGLY WTF!

Anonymous said...

Whites are more heavily armed: http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/crime/woman-threatens-dairy-queen-employees-with-a-grenade-05202011

Opinionation said...

Why are black women so GOD DAMN UGLY WTF!

You are showing you ignorance in delineating. Miss Wynika is an individual black woman, not a representative of any other black women, maybe except her family.

There are many beautiful women of all colors (yes, that includes black women, and not just your Tyras, Beyonces, etc.) and I find it sad that other men cannot appreciate the veritable feast of lovely women available in all of these different hues like I do. Insanity. Being white and socialized in a white-dominated, white-run country in the West, you find whites more attractive. This is not exactly Earth-shattering and black women typically do not like white men. A white man's opinion, and a bigoted one's at that, on black women's appearance, especially when he is attracted to his own due to mirrorphilia, is of infinitesimal importance to black women.

It's sort of like declaring, "Chinese sounds fucking stupid!" This matters not to the 1.7 billion Chinese and is expected when one's ear is trained only to the English language.

As for Wynika, specifically, I think she'd make a decently attractive black man. That's no good for her with vagina, womb, and breasts attached but she has slight, albeit masculine, features and nice dark skin.

She'd make a good-looking black man. Apologies, Wynika, but it is true...

Anonymous said...

Diarrhea, aren't you banned?