Sunday, June 26, 2011

Have it Your Way: Black Family Takes Burger King's Moniker Literally

The story of a Black family robbing Burger King together is no whopper
We needed a laugh. The story of Carter Strange and the eight Black people who beat him to within an inch of his life - where only his hair made him recognizable to his mother - put us in a mood that no amount of weight lifting or running could hope to ameliorate.

This story is something out of South Africa or Zimbabwe, not a nation where we enjoy post-racial harmony courtesy of one Mein Obama. Of course, Unamusement Park has shown that Chicago is one police shooting away of a youth Mahogany Mob member from a riot that Twitter and other forms of social media will cause to go viral.

Indeed the level of violence and mob attacks has only risen since Mein Obama captured 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - as Jim Goad pointed out - and we believe this summer is only getting started.

So courtesy of James Edwards (happy 31st), we bring a story that made us laugh in a way we haven't since the hilarious Black bikini brawler of Panama City video first appeared on-line.

Burger King tells us all to "have it your way" and a Black family attempted to engage in a Bonnie 'n' Clyde style robbery that anyone would call of "whopper" of a tale if this video evidence didn't exist:
Three relatives are charged in robbing the Burger King on Austin Peay. -One of them is an employee at the Burger King. -Their family members believe the employee was framed.

(Memphis 6/22/11) Three relatives were charged in a robbery of the Burger King near Raleigh Springs Mall Monday night.

One of them, 23-year-old Ashley Fitz, is an employee at the store.

In an affidavit, police said the other two involved named Ashley Fitz as an accomplice, who helped plan and execute the robbery. But her family does not believe that.

"She wouldn't even steal a piece a candy! What is she going to go rob a place for, where she works at?" said Bettie Fitz, Ashley's mother.

Family members describe Ashley as a hard-working person who volunteered for extra shifts. They believe her uncle, Tony Fitz, was the mastermind who framed Ashley.

Police said Tony Fitz walked into the Burger King Monday night and handed a note to Ashley, who was working then.

Ashley Fitz then handed the note to a co-worker, who instructed Ashley to comply with Tony's demands.

Police said Ashley gave Tony about $1,400 from the cash registers and safe.

Ashley's sister, Cartina Fitz-Childers, allegedly drove the getaway car.

"It makes me angry how Cartina would do her little baby sister like that," said Loraine Fitz, their aunt.

Family members are shocked Ashley would be charged in this crime too, but are not at all surprised at Tony Fitz getting in trouble.

"He's been going to jail for 16 years," said Loraine Fitz.

With Ashley and Cartina both in jail, their mother now has to care for their combined seven children.

Their mother, Bettie, is waiting for real answers on what happened Monday night. She also said she's extremely angry at Tony.

"I want to kill him, but I know it's against the law. You know. I'd be in jail myself," she said.

All three suspects are charged with robbery. Cartina Fitz-Childers is also charged with driving with a suspended license, speeding, and violation of financial law.

One has to guess that crime does run in the family. As austerity measures begin to hit and EBT/food stamp nation begins to cut back, one can only expect to see more people trying to have it their way by robbing Burger King's, McDonald's and other fast food joints for a couple hundred bucks. Of course fast food joints are pushing for people to be able use food stamps in their restaurants, so we'll just have to wait and see.

More than likely it will be a family affair. 

By the way, tell James Edwards you want Paul Kersey back on his show. With Hollywood in Blackface out, and two more books scheduled to be published in the next two months (a sequel to HiB and one on college football and race) it's safe to say it's past time for a return trip to Edwards show.

Or, if you know of other radio shows you think we should try and get on, let us know or let them know.



Anonymous said...

What a non-story.

Anonymous said...

The media is sweeping this under the rug apparently but LARGE black mobs are attacking people in Peoria, like 70, 80 blacks assaulting and intimidating white residents. Please have a look!!

Anonymous said...

completely off topic, but apparently some collegiate athletic programs other than BYU have some standards of decent conduct.

Now if only the SEC would adopt a honor code...

Anonymous said...

Lmao i shouldn't focus on this because it's actually stupid, but "cartina" in italian means literally "little paper" and it's used for joint rolling paper lol... i don't know why blacks use italian names, but not only the fail like i mentioned, i feel like it's not right, i know that names like Vanessa, Laura, Marissa etc. are common names in America now (even if almost everyone spell them wrong or simply in a different way), but used by blacks it's almost insulting lol.

Discard said...

This is why it's important to shun trash of any color. Many of these people are too brainless to figure out how to rob a stranger, so they commit crimes against people they are acquainted with. Some will actually rob a store they patronize regularly, or a friend of a friend. Any contact with these dregs is an invitation to closer contact.

Sheila said...

Re the black mobs in Peoria, I'm copying a comment left over at Vanishing American:

· 1 hour ago
I'm posting this here in case it gets taken down....

This eye-witness account is from Paul Wilkinson, president of the Altamont Park Neighborhood Association:

Tonight, around 11 p.m., a group of at least 60-70 African American youth marched down one of the side streets (W. Thrush) to the 4 lane main drag (Sheridan). They were yelling threats to white residents. Things such as we need to kill alll the white people around here. They were physically intimidating anyone calling for help from the police. They were surrounding cars. Cars on the main drag had to slam on their brakes to either avoid the youth blocking not only all four lanes, but a large section of the side street as well. fights were breaking out among them. They were rushing residents who looked out their doors, going on to porches, yelling threats to people calling the police for help.

Cars were doing U turns on the streets just to avoid the mob, mostly male. One youth stated his grandfather was white and several assaulted him on the spot. One police officer answered the call.
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cabbageroll · 1 hour ago
The youth split into two large groups, one heading north, the other south. They were also yelling racial threats to the police officer but he was outnumbered. Another police car did not show up until after the youth finally dispersed and the patty wagon (van) also eventually showed up.

Residents are very shaken, both black and white alike. This is the fifth large mob action in about a month with smaller groups of 10-12 are out threatening children and adults a few evenings a week or later into the night. The times vary, even occuring during the day. In talking to the police officer, they are short staffed. Residents were advised to simply keep inside and to lock their doors. In other words buckle down, it’s not even safe to sit on your porch or go into your yards.

Steve said...

Are you awake yet America??? Drudge is full of reports coming in of flash mobs of NIGGERS!! They are not youth or teens or young people they are NIGGERS. That damn elephant in the middle of the room you so carefully avoid talking about is a NIGGER!! Wake up!!

Sheila said...

Here's another flash mob story:

Anonymous said...

Hate to break it to you Anonymous @ 12:44, but the expelled player was a Cracker.

Discard said...

Anon at 4:03 PM: Whites are generally held to higher standards than Blacks.

Anonymous said...

Hate to nitpick, since I think we could all use a laugh like the one this story provides.

But....are you sure you mean "Black Family Takes Burger King's Moniker Literally"?

Since the joke is that these morons took the "Have It Your Way" advertising slogan a bit too seriously, rather than the actual name of Burger King itself, perhaps "...Takes Burger King's Motto..." might have fit the bill a little more? said...

I'm frequently frustrated when White people are accused of racism when opposing black racism.

Such is the case in Indianapolis.

A radio host blogged about a proposed mass transit. One commented that White people are often the victims of black crime on buses.

That unleashed an avalanche of guilt-ridden White folks denouncing (and ridiculing) the guy as a racist.

If you care to weigh in on the conversation, the link is here ►

Anonymous said...

Hate to break it to you Anonymous @ 4:03, but Anonymous @ 12:44 was not trying to point out the race of the expelled player. The poster was pointing out that unlike schools in the SEC that allow all types of thuggish TNB from its players, this school from a white state has standards of conduct because it is WHITE.

You are not going to hear a bunch of pussy-assed whining and excuse making because this individual, who happens to be a cracker, decided to do something unlawful and jeopardize his academic and athletic career.

44 Magnum said...

This is not a non-story, this is Paul carefully outlining a special propensity of negros to have criminal families, not in the organized, mafia sense, more like in the sense of a pack of criminal animals breeds more criminal animals.

For example, Seattle is prosecuting the "family" (litter-mates) of Maurice Clemmons, a negro who shot 4 police officers in cold blood here in the NorthWest. The entire family tried to cover for Maurice as well as supplying him with money, bus tickets and cover stories.

For an example of DWL augmenting negro dysfunction, Christopher J. Monfort shot two police officers in their cars in cold blood. The DWL had been telling him that there were too many negros in prison and he should make an issue out of "Jury Nullification".

This is just a delightful family going about their business in BRA, doing what any negro family does when not Polar Bear Hunting or Throwing baseballs at Whites in preparation of robbery.

Maple syrup said...

At 44 Magnum:

"For example, Seattle is prosecuting the "family" (litter-mates) of Maurice Clemmons, a negro who shot 4 police officers in cold blood here in the NorthWest. The entire family tried to cover for Maurice as well as supplying him with money, bus tickets and cover stories."

Wow, that's an incredible initiative on the part of the city of Seattle, if it sets a precedent then maybe all these complaisant family members & relatives will think twice about aiding & abetting their thuggish " litter-mates" ( btw love the expression )!