Monday, March 1, 2010

#232. Compton Cookouts

In Black Run America (BRA), a not-so-secret desire by white kids is to emulate their Black overlords in dress, mannerisms, vernacular and style.

White kids in BRA have an intense desire to Act Black and find scant opposition from members of their own race when they mimic the nuisances and idiosyncrasies of Black people, whereas when Black people dare to Act White they betray their people and are forever excommunicated with no indulgences available to pay for this shameful sin.

Through the medium of popular culture, BRA has gained a footing in the whitest of whitopia's and Black culture now permeates in suburban schools devoid of Black people yet full of white people attempting to ape the mores their favorite sports stars, gangsta rappers and film heroes.

Constantly bombarded with images of Black people excelling at the most insignificant and inane activities leaves white kids psychological denuded and incapable of rationalizing a world where sports were devoid of the flash of Chad Ocho Cinco or any of the National Basketball Association (NBA) stars.

In a world turned upside down by the efforts of Disingenuous White Liberals (DWLs) to label anything with more than one white participant inherently racist, all white people are forced to walk atop egg shells and guard their speech lest they be suspected of harboring views that are contrary to the ruling orthodoxy of BRA.

Thus another reason white people have given up and resorted to displaying tendencies that were once reserved for the ghetto-dwelling inhabitants of Pre-Obama America. White people borrow liberally from Black people, ditching belts for the more fashionable display of boxer shorts. Pants on the ground is a shared characteristic of both Black and white people now.

Although the use of the term "Nigga" is prohibited by white people, enforcing measures to stop them from saying this word is futile and greatly unnecessary. Any people who have the ability to force white people to lock their car doors when they appear are obviously in complete control of the nation.

One film was instrumental in endearing Black culture to white people, most of which have rarely interacted with Black people in real life save for the aborted trip to the mall that once was frequented by white people.

That movie? Friday staring Ice Cube and Chris Tucker:
The film is a look at one particular day (Friday) in the life of two friends, Craig Jones ( Ice Cube) and Smokey ( Chris Tucker), in urban Los Angeles. Straight-laced Craig has recently been fired from his job while attempting to collect his wages (he was allegedly caught on camera stealing boxes), although he claims innocence. Exacerbating his dilemma, his parents (John Witherspoon and Anna Maria Horsford) are threatening to evict him from the family home unless he quickly finds new employment.

Meanwhile, Craig has been eyeing comely, pretty neighbor Debbie (Nia Long), but his insanely jealous, ghetto-fabulous girlfriend Joi (Paula Jai Parker) is a formidable obstacle (ironically, an unidentified man was seen in Joi's bed in the beginning of the film, while she was arguing with Craig on the phone).
This 1995 film has a trance like effect on white people and though life in the ghetto (the film takes place in Compton) isn't as warm, fuzzy and fun as the film Friday might depict, the odd appeal of a world inhabited with the constant irritation of impending death by a hail of gunfire is a curiously exciting prospect that grips white kids and doesn't let go.

We have discussed the strange phenomenon of peaceful Block Parties at SBPDL, an infrequent occurrence in the Black community despite the high frequency of Block Parties held within the Black community.

What happens when white kids try and hold a Block Party in the theme of a Compton Cookout amongst themselves? Well, sometimes imitation isn't the most sincere form of flattery but the flat out most racist and bigoted form:
SAN DIEGO -- Officials at UC San Diego are condemning a ghetto-themed party organized by fraternity students to mock Black History Month.

A Facebook posting advertising Monday's 'Compton Cookout' invited people to a condominium complex off-campus.

The invitation urged all participants to wear chains, rapper-style urban clothing by makers such as FUBU and speak very loudly.

Female participants were encouraged to be "ghetto chicks" with gold teeth, cheap clothes and "short, nappy hair."

The invitation said the party would serve watermelon, chicken, malt liquor, cheap beer and a purple sugar-water concoction called "dat Purple Drank."

The party was organized by members of several UCSD fraternities, according to an e-mail from Gary Ratcliff, assistant vice chancellor for student life.

UCSD Chancellor Marye Anne Fox called the party, "offensive" and a "blatant disregard of our campus values."

"We reject acts of discrimination ... and we will confront and appropriately respond to such acts," Fox said.
We have discussed Fraternity Halloween Parties and the shameful pattern of dressing up in Black face or worse costumes that offend Black people in Black Run America (BRA) and were shocked to learn Jiggaboo Jones was behind the San Diego Compton Cookout, for he is a Black person!

These type of events - the harmless dressing up and imitating Black people - showcase the raw power of BRA at its most dominant hegemony over the minds and wills of all people who reside in America, for Black people use the events to demand more extreme measures to be codified into law:

The demands of the Black Student Union to address the issue of poor campus climate are stated below and are to be effective immediately.

We demand a Permanent Task Force to fund more outreach efforts and create more opportunities for hiring African-American Faculty.

We demand the University fully fund the traditional and non-traditional events of the Black Student Union in our efforts to create a better climate for ourselves.

Match Funds with Student Promoted Access Center for Education and Service (SPACES) budget including the Student Initiated Access Program and Services (SIAPS) and Academic Success Program (ASP) budgets.

Black Student Union Statement February 2010

We demand that every time the freshmen class enrollment is cut the University matches the student fees that they would have been paying to SPACES permanently to SPACES.

We demand that Chancellor Fox uses more energy and resources to providing research based scholarships for African-American students as apart of a retention component from the Chancellor’s Diversity Office.

Demand the University to increase the African-American populations in all areas of the campus including, Students (undergraduates and graduates), PhD Candidates, Faculty, Staff and Administration.

We demand the University directly fully fund Faculty-Student Mentor Programs.

We demand the University staff the vacant Program Coordinator position of the African-American Studies Minor

We demand the Chancellor’s office make the African-American Studies Minor and the Chicano Latina/o Arts and Humanities Minor a priority for the University.

We demand the University to charge a Task Force to create the plan for an African-American Resource Center on Campus in two years to provide a safe space for the African-American community.

We demand that Chancellor Fox create an Office for Diversity Affairs from her administration instead of a part-time position with a title.

We demand the Chancellor fully funds the Chief Diversity Office.

We demand a change of Admissions Policy from a Comprehensive to a Holistic Review beginning for the Fall 2011 applicant pool.

We demand campus climate becomes the Chancellor’s number one priority, especially in this time of crisis.

We demand Chancellor Fox and the University have mutual respect of the “Principles of Community” and create a precedent of prioritizing students of color and leading by example. When demand that there be repercussions when the “Principles of Community” are blatantly being violated.

We demand the Chancellor’s Office charges the Campus Climate Commission that will work primarily on improving the campus climate and providing a safer and more welcoming space and experience for the students of underrepresented communities and the entire student body.

We demand a permanent quarterly and annual campus climate report from this Campus Climate Commission. This Campus Climate Commission must report directly to SAAC.

Black Student Union Statement February 2010

We demand the University create a space in the central part of campus safe for African-American students on campus.

We demand the Chancellor, Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs, and Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Chief Diversity Office meet with the chair and vice chair of the Black Student Union at least once every academic quarter.

We demand the University provide financial education and counseling, teaching students from low-income, underprivileged communities how to manage their money being independent college students.

We demand that the University sends out a campus-wide email presenting the Black Student Union’s Do UC us? Campaign Report on Yield of African-American students immediately.

We demand the University live up to it’s “Principles of Community” and show leadership and integrity by giving up the remains of the Kumeeay tribe and respect the native land on which we are housed.

We demand three permanent designated spaces for African-American inspired art to reflect the struggle and progress for students of color on this campus.

We demand that Chancellor Fox fully funds this Art space. We demand that the moral “Chicano Legacy” become a permanent art piece on this campus. We demand that Native American, Latino and Asian-Pacific Islander cultural art is reflected publicly on this campus.

We demand Chancellor Fox and the Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, and the Academic Senate mandate a diversity sensitivity requirement for every undergraduate student to take an African-American studies, Ethnic Studies, and Gender Studies before they graduate from UC San Diego.

We demand the programs and departments such as OASIS, Campus Community Centers, Ethnic Studies, Critical Gender Studies, CLAH, and African American Studies Minor amongst others continue to have solid funding for the work they do in retaining African American students and educating the campus as a whole.

We demand the University implements, maintains and fully funds BSU’s Student Initiated Yield Programs.

Stipend for Student Volunteers- students deserves compensation for the hard work they do that the University should be doing.

We demand that the Chancellor’s Office offers more campus-wide support for the African-American students on this campus, as well as the other historically underrepresented and under-served communities on this campus.

Black Student Union Statement February 2010

We demand the University provide the African-American community with a temporary location for a safe space on campus while the African-American Resource Center is being planned and constructed.

We demand the University provide free tutors for the African-American students who seek academic support. This can be structured similar to that of the Athletic Department’s services to Athletes.

We demand a response!

We demand a response too at SBPDL!!! Compton Cookouts have occurred throughout the land, thanks to white people and their love of the movie Friday and the joy they garner from partaking in pantomiming Black people at events they hold in their honor.

Black Run America is a simple concept. The furor over Compton Cookouts showcase this ability to shame white people into the corner with the dunce cap of racist is but a small sampling of what life is like in BRA.

Yet, we remind those in BRA that those who can see only grow in ranks when events like this happen.

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes Compton Cookouts as the attempts by white kids to entertain fantasies of acting Black go to far when they dare dress in the same accoutrements of Black people and eat soul food and listen to rap music.

That type of activity is never present at a Black party!


Phalluster said...

How categorically "curious" that the name and race of the girl suspended for hanging the noose that fueled the demonstration have been withheld. Lawrence Auster already commented on this absurdity.

Facebook removed the follow-up "Compton Cookout" events because of complaints of racism, though invitees had been encouraged to dress and dine in the manner of any race they wanted.

On an important tangent, I would totally bang that mixed-race girl in the picture from the linked LA Times article. Unfortunately, the DWL in front of her totally kills my boner.

Phalluster said...

After watching the youtube "UCSD State of Emergency" videos, I am infuriated. These fascists disgust me. There is nothing more to do but follow my power-lifting routine and prepare for the inevitable assaults against my person to reform my perceived thought crimes. Diversity has no merit.

Ahh, I just heard student tell whatever black figurehead the school trotted out to prevent race riots that himself and all the students gathered were missing classes and midterms. Perhaps this explains the absence of blacks from computer classes.

Too ripe not to share!

Anonymous said...

man, dats some bullshit. i dont know why u be drinking dat purple drank out there on the west coast. In the D we be all about red drank. We say red drank for Gs, purple drank fo bitches!

Mike Adkison said...

Racism is real, and to hate someone because of their race, religion, skin color, national origin, etc. is deplorable. On the other hand, much racial strife is perpetuated in the media. They have created strife where no strife exists. Everyone has prejudice, and there are many types of prejudice and discimination, race being only one of them. Those preaching tolerance and against bigotry happen to be the most intolerant and bigoted people there are. Racial strife is a weapon the power elite use to control the people. They can have a majority population sniveling and groveling, walking on their knees till they bleed asking for forgiveness for things they haven't done and feelings they don't have. They always talk about lynchings, saying that those hung were entirely innocent; when in truth many have commited horrible crimes and have slipped through the cracks of our corrupt justice system. By the way, white people were hung, vigilante, frontier justice style too. As for blacks being whipped in the south; they whipped whites who misbehaved too. The south lacked the infrastructure of the north and hence had less jails in which to detain or punish criminals. All this whining about this unimportant, non issue is nothing but more propagenda. If they can keep the races off balance and fighting amongst each other, they can be left in peace to laugh at the fools they have robbed, counting their loot in the shadows and back rooms. Just like saying if you criticize Obama you're a racist. Please! If you criticize the government you are aiding the terrorists. Those tactics just wont work on the much more savvy and street wise population that we have today.

Porter said...

I'm having a pleasant daydream about a troop of gibbering blacks in the dean's office droning on... "we demand, we demand, we demand, we demand" he struggles to keep his eyelids open. Finally, without a word, he wearily lifts a finger to a button which pops open a trap door in the floor. After depositing the former occupants into the abyss, the door snaps shut to the fading echos of "we demand."

He then looks back up with some slight renewal of vitality to buzz his secretary..."So Jane what's my 4:30?"

Anonymous said...

This websites exposes the intelligence of blacks (or lack their of). But it also exposes how whites are fucking stupid. Both races should leave my country.

Anonymous said...

As I have said before race related dilemmas in the USA are an errand to nowhere. May as well get a good laugh. Whites may was well practice being N****** since we are all going to be as poor as them thanks to the gloabalists.
The inheritors of our civilization, the East Asians, don't give a rip about ethnic relations at all. They're interested in their own ethnicity being the one on top, and they plan on making sure it happens that way.
See y'all on the landfill pickin' out dinner.

Anonymous said...


I haven't decided which is more pathetic. The phony hypocritical white "liberals" on the UCSD staff going against their own nature by pretending to be offended. The white students that are protesting with their black "friends".

The fact that there are blacks that believe they will ever be accepted by the the white race is the most pathetic.

So, keep up the good work. More sites like this one and more cookouts, because maybe this will help some of my "white people loving Negroes" wake up to the truth.

I don't find this "party" offensive in the least. As I stated many times before I appreciate and respect honest white people. White "liberals" are annoying and they make me uncomfortable. Maybe it's because I know they're lying.

That "party" proves that diversity is just a liberal fantasy that has never been applied in practice, because the last party I've been to in Compton,Ca. there wasn't a white person in site.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

My cousin attended UCLA and she had the best idea. She just attended school. She didn't associate with anyone except family and real friends, all of them black. The only few exceptions being other ethnic minorities.

She didn't live on campus, but instead got an apartment with friends. Besides books, tuition, and related fees. She didn't give UCLA a dime of money.

She was a black college student SBPDL would love. The college experience for her was class and the library and nothing else.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Based on the overall tone of this post , you guys should support blacks attending black colleges and universities.

The were created largely by whites in "Pre- Obama" America . That should count for something, if not everything.

-Black guy

Mike Adkison said...

Anonymous @ 3:37: What makes this your country? Were your ancestors squatting in the dirt when my ancestors arrived here from Europe? Let me guess; your either Mexican, possibly a wetback, or your grandfather was Tonto. You're a fool if you think white people are stupid. Europeans were building complex machines and writing symphonies, while your ancestors were using stone tools, running barefoot through the woods and feasting on acorns. They didn't even know what a wheel was! That's stone age. Who's people are stupid? And post your name. What are you ashamed of?

Anonymous said...

I'm not black, but if I was I don't think a "symbol" (which is just a rope) left by a random troll in the library could rile me up.

If I was a college student of any race I'd be focused on my studies and little (if anything) else.

Are there racists in the world? Of course. But they come in all colors.

As for the "Compton Cookout" I think that was just thought up as an event to sell DVDs. I could see how that might rile me up if I was black, but hardly enough to march in the streets.

I'd march if black students were getting shot at and killed. But a bunch of white frat guys in paint drinking beer? No way.

Montana said...

(1) UCSD: A group of dumb white frat guys hold an event called a “Compton Cookout.” This pisses people off as it used Black History Month as a reason to mock black people with racist stereotypes. Also involved is some idiot who tries to use this opportunity for shameless self-promotion, who also happens to be black. To say the least, the guy is basically a wannabe Flavor Flav.

(2) UCSD: Another dumb white frat guy gets mad that blacks are offended of being relegated to a bigoted stereotype. He tries to hold another racist event.

(3) UCSD: Meanwhile, a terrible student media publication (which, after viewing their website consists of all white staff, nudity, staff wrestling each other, and well, not much else), pushes their limits calling black students “ungrateful n——” – not just that word, but also that apparently the black students owed them something. They have a reputation of being trashy, and at this point, administration and faculty rush to condemn racism by students of the campus and various protests begin. Funding is also cut from all student media at UCSD, creating an extra bitter controversy.

(4) UCSD: On Friday of that week, a noose is found in the library. Everything gets worked in a frenzy and – something I’ll address later – a large amount of white commenter’s on the internet begin claiming that is was probably a black student who planted it in order to gain more sympathy. In addition, there are rumors of a threatening note sent to the Guardian and a second noose, there was no second noose, and the threat seems to be just a rumor.

(5) UCSD: Protests basically happen at all schools in support of the students. There are various sit-ins, and teach-ins, and what have you. School administrators become pushed to be more active in fixing what’s going on.

I have not seen this noose person, but most of you blame her and conveniently forget wear this all originated.

Instead of an apology there has been steady escalation and now the noose. So, what exactly will the excuses be for this cowardly act that brings up memories of the confederate KKK of the South in their attempts to keep slavery and the non-whites in fear? Is it that are uneducated, is it that their parents planted these seeds of hate, is it that they are live in fear because our President in the white house is not 100% white. In my opinion this is what the small portions of the republican party of “birthers, baggers and blowhards” have brought you. These kids are good at “Follow the Leader” of their dullard leaders, they listen to Beck, Hedgecock, Hannity, O’Reilly, Rush and Savage and the rest of the Blowhards, they are young and dumb. Are you surprise at what they do when you know what they think? The world is complicated and most republicans (Hamiliton, Lincoln, Roosevelt) believe that we should use government a little to increase social mobility, now its about dancing around the claim of government is the problem. The sainted Reagan passed the biggest tax increase in American history and as a result federal employment increased, but facts are lost when mired in mysticism and superstition. Although most republicans are trying to distant themselves from this fringe they have a long way to go.

Anonymous said...


The real joke is a school sponsored club presenting demands to school administrators.

white people allow these stupid clubs to exist on predominately white campuses not out of political correctness or guilt. They do it to keep an eye on black students.

Like the old saying"keep your friends close and your enemies closer" The sad part is naive blacks are still falling for it.

-Black guy

Porter said...


I agree it's a joke. Sadly it's a joke on the white students and taxpayers who will have to accommodate the inevitable acquiescence to that lunatic bill of particulars.

Want to see a spineless cephalopod living comfortably outside the water? Look no further than a liberal white school administrator facing a mile-long list of insane black demands.

Out of sheer amusement they should have included a demand that the school also strike the letter "Z" from the English language. It would have been no more preposterous than what they sent and it would have been hilarious to watch the school take it seriously.

The bottom line is that blacks will endlessly keep pushing. And one day they will get the shock of their lives when an enormous push comes back.

Anonymous said...


Black people have been in this country for over 391 years. We've only had full civil rights as citizens for 42 years.

So, tell me why would we be shocked by the white man's true nature? The only difference between the 1950's and today is most of you have become experts in lying.

Don't let your token black neighbors and "friends" fool you. Most of us see you for what you really are.

Also you may find this hard to believe ,but I'm a taxpayer also. Why should I have to pay for white college students in state schools? Give that a little thought.

-Black guy(L'Roi)

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Black Guy,

I'm reading a hilarious book entitled "The only Black Kid in Class"... a how-to guide for Black students entering PWI (predominately white institutions).

Did you attend a PWI?

Black Student Unions DO have a lot of power at PWIs. I went to one, and my university sponsored an event entitled "The Future of the Race"...

This was not for white people, but an event featuring prominent Black educators, philosophers and professional agitators.

At the San Diego school, DWLs are bending over backwards to meet the demands of Black students and the BSU.

Same with any college (Missouri) that has a racial incident.

Nevertheless, what is the solution Black guy? Racial strife will always be with us.

What is the solution?

We already bankrupted the nation trying to alleviate past discrimination in terms of housing loans, so what next?

Porter said...


You ask why I think you would be shocked at our true nature? It's quite apparent and I've mentioned it already. Because blacks stupidly continue to push us to a place that neither people are going to find very pleasant, particularly yours.

Here's what blacks can do to improve this deteriorating situation:

1) Stop raping white women and murdering white men. If you must rape and murder, as seems utterly endemic to your race, then do so to others of your kind.

2) Stop demanding that whites care for and coddle you like the helpless hopeless invalids you are. You feed, house, and provide healthcare to your own people and we'll take care of ours. Of course this means a black life expectancy of about 32 years--but I find I am able to contemplate that with calm composure.

To your point about paying for white college students. I am honestly sorry that you must. And I say that with no sarcasm. I wish that both of our resources could go exclusively to those with whom we feel some kindred connection. That's why all multi-cult nations are ultimately doomed. There is no social fabric.

And finally, you needn't worry about my being fooled by black "friends." I have no use for such things and don't pretend otherwise.

Anonymous said...


I'm proud to say that I never attended a PWI.
I recommend no black person attends a PWI, and if it can't be avoided they should be a commuter student. It is also prudent not to participate in any activities not related to your field of study.

Black people are born into a black club. There is no reason to join the white sponsored and controlled Black Student Union.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...


I live in a nation full of crazed lunatics. So, a few insane whites using the election of Barry the half breed as the straw that broke the camels back would not shock or scare me in the least bit.

As for your other points:

1. I don't associate with whites outside of business situations, and since I never found white women attractive I've never had a sexual encounter one. That also includes rape.

I've never been arrested or charged with a crime. So, I guess that means I never killed anyone.

2. I pay my own bills. My family is covered by Blue Cross. I don't believe some random white man is paying for any of this, but I will check the name on the mail just to be sure.

Thank you for being honest about the Black "friend" thing. I wish more whites would do the same.

Yours truly,

Anonymous said...

Everybody CHILL!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! You guys own computers just to talk shit and hate?! I got news for any racist losers with light or dark skin. I'm a white guy with REAL black friends. That's right bigots! I had black friends over my house and had sleepovers with black friends all throughout childhood. I don't live in the sad black/white world you pions on here do! Not all white people are the same. Not all black people are the same. It's much easier to be a lazy ass bitch and sit back and look at someones flesh or lastname to figure them out than to actually get to the individual. This message board is like a body building show with all of the flexing. Except instead of flexing muscles, you people are all flexing ignorance. I smoke weed with my black friends everyday. We laugh and have a good time. We're gonna still be homies when we're old and grey. Hopefully you people spend more time about learning divine things instead of shit talking and culture comparissons.

Anonymous said...

At Anon, July 11, 2011 12:38 PM

Hey, White Boy show some courage, come in an debate on the current thread! We love your kind brotha!