Fortune ranks Wal-Mart as the top corporation in America. We at SBPDL don’t disagree.
Wal-Mart is the true indicator of life in the United States, as the internet sensation Peopleofwalmart.com dares to showcase for the entire world to see the banal reality of prole life in 21st America.
Travel to any city in America and you will find the same cookie-cutter box store that Wal-Mart builds (without worry about the aesthetic value the building will lack) and oddly, almost identical clientele in each store. Lowest common denominator… regression to the mean?
Oh yes, Wal-Mart strives to not only give you everyday low prices, but to provide an escape from television and the endless parade of beautiful people to give you a glimpse of the reality of prole America, filling the void of sideshow, carnival creepiness that so few people get to see at county fairs now-a-days.
The 1930s classic Freaks is but a short drive away, as Wal-Mart invites you to become “one of us” by merely walking through the automatic doors and breathing the delicate of rampant consumerism in, all while a member of the greatest generation greets you at the door.
Black Friday (the orgiastic celebration of unbridled capitalism where the unloading of goods undesired except at radically discounted prices occurs the day after Thanksgiving) offers one of the finest examples of life in 21st America and how Wal-Mart casually encourages behavior rarely seen in primates.
In 2008, Black people trampled a poor Black greeter in the threshold of Wal-Mart’s bountiful supply of marked down oddities on the aptly named Black Friday:
The Black Friday stampede plunged the Valley Stream outlet into chaos, knocking several employees to the ground and sending others scurrying atop vending machines to avoid the horde.
When the madness ended, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour was dead and four shoppers, including a woman eight months pregnant, were injured.
A hapless white greeter was punched by an individual tormented by the sorrowful disgrace of being designated Black – that disgusting social construct – at a Wal-Mart.
Worse, Black Friday seems to have come early for a Wal-Mart in New Jersey, as recently word of Black customers shopping leaked out to management in the store and a form of racial profiling was instituted to protect the safety of those shopping peacefully:
Wal-Mart Stores Inc. officials are reviewing security tapes to try to determine who used a store's public-address system to tell "all black people" to leave.
Shortly before 7 p.m. Sunday at the Washington Township store, a male voice calmly announced: "Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now."
Witnesses say customers and store employees looked stunned. Management later apologized.
Company spokeswoman Ashley Hardie says the incident was "unacceptable." The retailer is looking to prevent it from happening in the future.
Washington Township police and the Gloucester County Prosecutor's Office also are investigating.
Oddly, it is unknown if Black people cooperated with the request overheard on the PA. If further evidence for the reality of Black Run America (BRA) was needed to justify its existence, this story should provide abundant evidence for the hegemony of Black people in America and nullify any idle chatter that such a state isn’t in place.
Consider, a conference dedicated to the discussion of ideas pertaining to white people was shut down due to terroristic threats, and no news media in the United States picked up on the story. Consequently, the light-hearted, puckish suggestion that Black people should vacate Wal-Mart is greeted by the news media with the same enthusiasm a shopper receives upon entering said Wal-Mart.
The media is treating this as a big story. The desire for white people to gather and discuss ideas that many would deem hate facts, yet being denied that Constitutional right because of terroristic threats is cause for media silence.
Black Run America in a nutshell: Wal-Mart patrons of a certain pigmentation being offended at the slightest provocation, and receiving media coverage and a full police investigation, while white people hoping to have an adult conversation about race instead are treated as malcontents and pariahs, getting neither media attention or a police investigation when terrorists threaten bodily harm and shut down a peaceful conference.
Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes being told to leave Wal-Mart, as the harmless prank of commandeering the PA system is treated as cause for martial law and a full-scale police investigation to find the culprit and lock them away lest they perpetuate the harming of the delicate eardrums of frightened Black patrons of Wal-Mart.
This is of course much worse and far worthier of precious police resources than investigating who or whom called for the murder or the potential bombing of hotels if they dared accommodate a gathering of white people engaged in Eric Holder’s conversation about race.
A nation of cowards?… no, just life in Black Run America.