Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Again? Black People Told to Leave Whole Foods

Call this the Stuff Black People Don’t Like open challenge. We told you about the Wal-Mart story that shocked the nation: a minor commandeering the public address system and requesting – politely – that “All Black people leave the store.”

Soon, this story captivated the country for the sheer temerity of a person to pose such an abhorrent and detestable request to Black people was a clear indicator that something was rotten in Denmark, er, New Jersey.

Well, guess what? It has happened again:

For the second time in less than a month, a New Jersey teenager has been arrested for allegedly making a racist announcement over a store's public address system.

The latest incident happened over the weekend at the Whole Foods Market on River Road in Edgewater, according to the Bergen Record.

A 14-year-old girl reportedly grabbed the microphone at the store's courtesy desk and said, "All blacks leave the store."

A store employee immediately called the police, according to the Record, and the girl and a 14-year-old boy who was with her were taken into custody moments later.

The girl is reportedly charged with bias intimidation and harassment.

There's no word of any charges against the boy. Their names have not been released because they're juveniles.

"Whole Foods Market has a zero-tolerance policy regarding all matters of prejudice and continues to work with local law enforcement on this issue," said Whole Foods spokesman Michael Sinatra, in an interview with the Record.

Just last month, a 16-year-old boy was arrested after a similar incident at a Wal-Mart in Turnersville, New Jersey. In that case, the boy allegedly went on the store's intercom and announced, "Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people, leave the store now."

He is also charged with bias intimidation and harassment. Police are reportedly treating the Whole Foods incident as a "copycat situation."

Edgewater Police Detective Lt. William Skidmore told the Record the girl and her friend have been released to their parents.

He also said there was no indication the teens were under the influence of drugs or alcohol.”

Bias intimidation? Is that not what happened in Kansas City this past weekend, when 1000 Black people engaged in a ‘Flash Mob’ and made a simple trip to an outdoor mall impossible?

Edgewater is a nice city, boasting a high-percentage of America’s favorite model minority – Asians – and a statistically insignificant Black population:

As of the 2000 census[5], there were 7,677 people, 3,836 households, and 1,971 families residing in the borough. The population density was 9,060.6 people per square mile (3,487.2/km2). There were 4,277 housing units at an average density of 5,047.8/sq mi (1,942.8/km2).

As of the 2000 census, the racial makeup of the borough was 67.12% White, 10.45% Hispanic or Latino of any race, 3.52% African American, 0.21% Native American, 23.12% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 2.94% from other races, and 3.05% from two or more races. 11.83% of Edgewater's residents identified themselves as being of Korean ancestry, which was the ninth highest in the United States and seventh highest of any municipality in New Jersey, for all places with 1,000 or more residents identifying their ancestry.[16] 3.22% of residents identified themselves as being of Japanese ancestry, which was the third highest of any municipality in New Jersey, behind Fort Lee (6.09%) and Demarest (3.72%).

The simple telling of a joke is now grounds for a criminal record, with the charge of ‘Bias Intimidation’ a fitting tribute to the power of Black Run America (BRA).

‘Bias Intimidation’ as a category of criminal offense seems to be an effort to break the monopoly of real crimes committed that Black people find themselves currently maintaining and an all out effort to bring diversity to the court rooms.

However, the real question has to be asked: We know that Black people love Wal-Mart, but who in the world has ever seen a Black person shopping at Whole Foods, a store thought to be the sanctuary of Disingenuous White Liberals?

Remember McDonald’s is 365 Black for a reason. Passing on seconds is an idea Black people find inappropriate when dining, thus the need to shop for healthy provisions and organically grown vegetables and fruit is a thought dreadful to Black people anyway.

Whole Foods CEO John Mackey – a huge fan of Ayn Rand – recently published a piece in The Wall Street Journal bemoaning universal healthcare (Black people don’t like paying for it):

“With a projected $1.8 trillion deficit for 2009, several trillions more in deficits projected over the next decade, and with both Medicare and Social Security entitlement spending about to ratchet up several notches over the next 15 years as Baby Boomers become eligible for both, we are rapidly running out of other people's money. These deficits are simply not sustainable. They are either going to result in unprecedented new taxes and inflation, or they will bankrupt us…

Unfortunately many of our health-care problems are self-inflicted: two-thirds of Americans are now overweight and one-third are obese. Most of the diseases that kill us and account for about 70% of all health-care spending—heart disease, cancer, stroke, diabetes and obesity—are mostly preventable through proper diet, exercise, not smoking, minimal alcohol consumption and other healthy lifestyle choices.

Recent scientific and medical evidence shows that a diet consisting of foods that are plant-based, nutrient dense and low-fat will help prevent and often reverse most degenerative diseases that kill us and are expensive to treat. We should be able to live largely disease-free lives until we are well into our 90s and even past 100 years of age.”

Like most Libertarians, Mackey doesn’t understand that if his beloved policy of freedom and accountability were put in place, the majority of Black people – who rely on government jobs, handouts and programs to live – would be in serious trouble, without prospects for succeeding in the Brave New Libertarian World.

SBPDL has to ask: How many Black people were even in the Whole Foods when the evil incident of ‘Bias Intimidation’ occurred?One or two maybe? Did they leave?

And now, for the open challenge from Stuff Black People Don’t Like. The first person to go to a store and demand “All White People Please Leave” will receive a copy of a book from SBDPL.

You must bring a video recorder with you and record the event, making sure we can hear the demand once it is played over the PA system. Post the video to Youtube.com, and we will help it go viral.

We wager no ‘Bias Intimidation’ will be filed against you.

Who will take the SBPDL Challenge?


hirsch said...

Well, SBPDL might have just broken the law by encouraging readers to order "white people to leave the store. I won't report the incident, as I am a fan of this site. But a couple of things.

The Right takes issue with Obama for attempting to pass Universal Healthcare and his willingness to use "other peoples money." No one has an issue with the Bush administration starting a war (which, the former VP Cheney knew in 1994 would not work)which costs both other peoples' money and lives. There are real-time cost of war counters available online which show that the War costs in excess of $1000 per minute, much more.

Sorry to get on my soapbox, here. But before you accuse me of being a DWL, know that I spent a year in Iraq and four years in the Army. I voted for Mein Obama in the hopes that he would end the war conclusively. He has failed on that front, but the fact that he is attempting to pass Universal healthcare shows that he is at least making the attempt to be the FDR to Bush's Herbert Hoover.

Other peoples' money is going to be coopted and allocated by the government regardless. Rather it go to healthcare than warfare and (in the case of Haliburton or KBR, a subsidiary of Haliburton, to the erecting of Pizza Huts and Subways and Baskin Robbins in foreign and hostile land.

In summation, Obama's pretty bad but he'll never nudge Bush from his very secure place in history as the, to quote Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons, "worst ever."


Anonymous said...

The funniest part about this is that it keeps happening in the Northeast. That same Northeast that is so much more progressive and non-racist than the mean, hateful South where everybody is a dumb redneck who just hate black people because they're black.

I guess people all over the U.S. can find common ground in that we want "all blacks to leave..."

Anonymous said...


Oh, come on now! This is just getting stupid. I have to be the only black person in this country that has a sense of humor and doesn't have a stick jammed in his Rectum.

You have no complaints from me on this one. Let the anger and the vitriol flow on this one. We brought this one ourselves.

I hope Reverend INC.(Jesse Jackson/Al Sharpton) doesn't call for a boycott, because I'm already jeopardizing my black card for even shopping in whole foods.

-Black guy

Phalluster said...

re: snitching

if you call a crimestoppers hotline to report a murderer's whereabouts, the black who answers the phone might just contact him directly to tell him to relocate


CWN said...

Bias intimidation from a 14 year old white girl?

Since when have blacks been intimidated by 14 year old white girls? Don't they rape them?

Ofcourse, notice how the supposed libertarian run company even jumps on the band wagon at the first hint of "racism".

"Whole Foods Market has a zero-tolerance policy regarding all matters of prejudice and continues to work with local law enforcement on this issue," said Whole Foods spokesman Michael Sinatra, in an interview with the Record.

Blah Blah Blah.

Anonymous said...

Stick in a rectum? Is that a reference to Abner Louima? That sexual assault by police officers on a black man was bias intimidation at the very least. (More like attempted murder.) A kid taking over a mic in a store is not. That's just stupid.

(A friendly acquaintance of mine once commandeered an intercom phone at a Home Depot and loudly farted into it. Life went on otherwise as normal afterwards, even though the whole store was *violated* by having to endure this prank. No one filed a lawsuit.)

If I heard a white person say "Will all WHITE people please leave the store" I would think that I'd better, as I'd assume that the guy was about to start a shooting spree and didn't want to hurt his own kind. There's precedent for that; a number of years ago a guy walked into a college classroom and told all of the males to leave, then shot up all of the females. Therefore, I'd take the hint and pick up my groceries somewhere else that day.

Black folks should all leave Whole Foods anyway. I'd hope they'd have better street sense than to spend $12 for a bell pepper. Rich blacks didn't get rich by being impractical, and poor blacks should know food stamp money won't go far at such a place. Leave that kind of wasteful spending to the hippie-dippie brand of guilty/rich whites. These are the folks that'll support fair-trade coffee but won't pay their illegal alien housekeepers & gardeners living wages.

(Sidenote: Ever notice that most of the people who shop at this "health food" store look weak and sickly and in need of a bath?)

If blacks boycott all of the stores where people tell them they aren't welcome... well, aren't they giving the whites what they not-so-secretly want?

"Will all black people please leave the store?"
"RACISM! We're not shopping here anymore!"
"sigh of relief from customers"
"sigh of relief from employees"
"sigh of relief from shopkeepers"
"sigh of relief from law enforcement"
"sigh of relief from insurance companies"

Anonymous said...

Does Whole Foods even accept food stamps?

Anonymous said...

Ummm how come blacks always come off as the victims? And making a big deal out of EVERY little thing, when they themselves are even worse offenders of racism nowadays? Of course the public doesn't realize this because it never makes news. When blacks are the perpetrators of bias crimes against others (whites or minorities), even when it's violent, esp. against Asians, nothing, nada. Statistically, Asians are one of the worst victims of black racism that involve beatings and muggings day in, day out, yet it's always hushed up or given every other excuse under the sun (if mentioned at all). Forget even about all the Asians slurs and taunts, that's almost come to the point of instutional acceptance. But whoa, a 14yr. girl should do something so awful as to play a stupid prank...OH NO!

Sorry if this came across a rant, but just sick of blacks and their attitudes and sense of entitlement.

Oh and that girl was indeed silly. If she was going to go to all that trouble to be charged, why waste her breath at a WholeFoods? The only blacks there may have been the one or two employee. :/

Anonymous said...

I would like to see this sort of thing happen at every store that has microphones accessible to the public. Law enforcement would not be able to keep up. Are they going to arrest and crucify everyone?

"I am Spartacus."
"I am Spartacus."
"I am Spartacus."

I'm disappointed that no one has taken SBPDL's challenge. I don't own a videocamera. If I did, I wonder if I'd have the gears.

Probably not. I'd rather sit here in happy-safe computer land and quietly equip myself with "boots, bullets & beans" for the days to come. Not sure how long it'll be until I'll have to turn on my laser sight and say "Will all black people please leave my house?" Bad idea right now to be spending money on a defense attorney to help me avoid the consequences of making an ass of myself at a big box store and getting arrested.

However, it would be *fun* to stir up shit by doing that, and then I'd have one more story to tell in the future when the neighborhood kids say "Tell us again what you did during The Time Of The Rope!"