SWPL Whites March on DC with Jon Stewart: Where's Craig Kilborn when you need him?

Last week Stuff Black People Don't Like discussed Stuff White People Like (SWPL) whites vs. Untouchable whites.

Picture from Jon Stewart rally on October 30, 2010

The impetus behind this discussion was the march on DC that happened on Halloween Eve, the "Restore Sanity/Keep Fear Alive" rallies that attracted - based on some sources - a quarter of a million SWPL whites to hear Jon Stewart say this:

In one shtick, Stewart and his associates queried some crowd-goers to identify themselves by category, eliciting answers from attendees such as "half-Mexican, half-white," "American woman single" and "Asian-American from Taiwan."

"It's a perfect demographic sampling of the American people," Stewart cracked. "As you know, if you have too many white people at a rally, your cause is racist. If you have too many people of color, then you must be asking for something - special rights, like eating at restaurants or piggy back rides."

As many have pointed out the Stewart rally had all the diversity of the Adam Sandler film Big Daddy (a film Jon Stewart starred in), with white people congratulating fellow SWPL whites with self-deprecating signs that enabled themselves to feel completely superior to those nefarious whites who gathered to hear Glenn Beck speak but a few months before in the same city. 

Both rallies, though ideologically different, consisted of near monochromatic crowds of white people. 

In the status-game that white people play in Black Run America (BRA), the intense desire to achieve Black approval is a never-ending game that both SWPL whites and Untouchable whites tirelessly participate in, a Sisyphean task if ever there was one. 

Tea Party participants go out of their way to create the illusion of a non-racial based movement, though the heart of the rebellion is onerous taxation that disproportionate goes to pay for BRA. Constantly promoting Black people within their ranks, the Tea Party claims to be 79 percent white, a number the leaders of the movement probably find embarrassingly high. 

At the Jon Stewart Restore Sanity rally, the crowd appeared to be whiter than a NASCAR race or a National Hockey League (NHL) crowd. Black people might be the object of both SWPL whites and Untouchable whites affection in their ongoing status-seeking contest, mere pawns in a game of who can pander and acquiesce to BRA with the greatest devotion, but SWPL whites emerge as the greatest hypocrites in this tiresome scrum. 

Think back to Michael Oher, when an Untouchable white couple adopted a dexterous Black football player from Memphis, a mere by-product of SWPL whites social engineering. Untouchable whites - for the most part- care about the sorry condition that most Black people in the South find themselves in and desire nothing more than cheering for underprivileged Black athlete-students at Predominately White Institutions (PWIs) on Saturday's in the fall.

SWPL whites live in cities where few Black people dwell, crying from afar that the perpetually disadvantaged Black race is under the continuous iron heel of white oppression, when Black disadvantages spring from the continued negative choices that Black people make in virtually every city they call home.

Two white people with the lone Black guy at the Glenn Beck rally 

When one juxtaposes the Glenn Beck rally from the late summer with the Jon Stewart rally, the dichotomy of white people in 21st century America is on full display. Both groups comprise completely different world views on issues such as abortion, God, guns, immigration, homosexuality, foreign policy, etc., but both seek Black approval with a fidelity once reserved for Deities.


This is the essence of Black Run America (BRA), when competing ideological rallies - held at the exact same venue - must deflect criticism for the horrifying and unforgivable sin of being lily white in attendance. The incessant pandering to Black people ensures that Restoring Sanity will be but a pipe dream.


Jon Stewart is host of The Daily Show, a once humorous ensemble newscast that did provide us with the immortal skit White in America. Prior to this gig, Jon Stewart was best known for his role as the aptly labeled Enhancement Smoker in the stoner comedy Half-Baked.


This film is a favorite of SWPL whites, who long for the day of the legalization of the chronic weed so that they may enjoy cannabis while watching Stewart's show before inevitably flipping over to  The Cartoon Network. Marijuana only enhances the viewing of these channels, which provide the bulk of the SWPL whites television diet.


Stewart took over hosting The Daily Show when original anchor Craig Kilborn bolted for the fertile grounds of late-night network TV. Less political and more an irreverent pop culture fun, Kilborn's show is scarcely remembered now-a-days.

But it is a few days after the Restore Sanity rally that we hope in earnest that Craig Kilborn one day returns to Comedy Central and saves The Daily Show. Better yet, replace Glenn Beck on FOX News.


To paraphrase the Joker from The Dark Knight: "This country deserves a better class of white people."


Both groups are ashamed that they partake in events that attract only white people. While one group bemoans the lack of Black people in cities they call home, the other group retreats to suburbs further and further outside of major cities that Black people methodically and problematically make untenable for raising families in, once Black people assume power.


SWPL whites vs. Untouchable whites. It's a shame there is not - as of yet - a viable alternative to root for that eschews the ritualistic submission to BRA.


In a war between Jon Stewart and Glenn Beck, we at Stuff Black People Don't Like will sit back and enjoy the inanity of it all. Both warring ideologies serve an omnipotent master and BRA still dictates what is permissible in polite society.

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