Thursday, March 1, 2012

White People Engage in Apple Store Riots... Again

Why are these white people rioting over Apple products again?
What is it about white people (especially those Stuff White People Like - SWPL - whites) and Apple Stores? Why is it that when a new Apple product is released, hundreds to thousands of white people (plus the occasional Asian and Indian) huddle close together in anticipation of procuring a next generation iPad, iPhone, or iPod.

Why is it that they have to resort to violence and rioting every time - those spoiled SWPL whites - and have riot police called onto the scene in a last ditch effort to restore calm and peace to a crowd of mindless Steve Jobs fanatics?

Why are Apple Stores ground zero for scenes of anarchy and societal breakdown?

Wait. They aren't. Whenever a new Apple product is released, a massive line of calm and courteous SWPL whites is to be found, each individual patiently waiting to purchase an upgrade to their obsolete phone, computer, mp3 player, or computer.

As we learned in a story on the Christmas Nike Shoe Riots over at Vdare.com, it will always be Black people rioting over shoes. The days before the NBA All-Star game in Orlando, the release of yet another limited edition Nike shoe produced a predictable scene of Black people rioting yet again:
The launch of an expensive new basketball shoe — timed to Orlando's hosting of the NBA All-Star Game — triggered a melee Thursday night at Florida Mall that was quelled by deputies in riot gear.
The wild scene erupted about 9:45 p.m. as hundreds of people packed the mall's parking lot, hoping to buy the new shoe at midnight. As the crowd grew, a large contingent of Orange County deputy sheriffs arrived, braced for problems.
Two people were arrested on tresspassing charges Thursday at Florida Mall. A third person — a woman — was arrested this morning for fighting outside Foot Locker.
Witnesses told the Orlando Sentinel that the crowd was asked to wait across the street when the mall closed at 9 p.m., but one person made a mad dash toward the Foot Locker where the shoes were to go on sale, and hundreds followed.
"I saw hundreds of people running toward me. I thought I was going to get trampled," said Amanda Charles, 20, who was among a group of a half-dozen friends who drove from Jacksonville to try to buy the glow-in-the-dark Nikes.
Witnesses said more deputies quickly arrived, decked out in riot gear and fortified by still more deputies on horseback, on motorcycles and in patrol cars. A helicopter with a spotlight hovered overhead.
"We were afraid of the cops and the horses," said Mario Torres, 22, of Orlando.
The deputies formed a line and used shields to push back the crowd, witnesses said. They said the deputies threatened to use pepper spray but did not.
"It was pandemonium," said Rico Gomez, 23, who flew to Orlando to New Haven with friends just to buy the new Nikes.
More than 100 law-enforcement officers from the Sheriff's Office, the Orlando Police Department and Florida Highway Patrol responded to the mall and were continuing to disperse the crowd as of midnight. People continued to mill about, and some cars remained in the lot after the free-for-all as many people were hoping the sale would go on as planned.
"All I know is I paid a couple of hundred dollars for a flight," said Sky Smith, 26, also of New Haven. "I'm not leaving without my shoes."
As people lingered, law officers ramped up efforts to eject them from mall property, parking lots and a smaller shopping center and restaurants along Sand Lake Road.
Black people rioting over Nike Shoes again? Didn't this happen at Christmas?
Why hasn't the media talked about the Apple Store riot epidemic? Oh, that's because they never happen.Whenever a new Nike shoe is released - especially if it's an Air Jordan - all hell breaks loose, courtesy of Black people.

But the same can't be said of white people trying to calmly purchase an Apple product upon its release.

Scoop Jackson wrote about Black people's fascination with Nike shoes for ESPN, stating:
When does a trend turn into a culture? When does the supply really meet the demand? When does having 300 pairs of Air Force 1's become too much?
The game is not a game anymore. It's become a business, our business. Kicks, the end all to our be all. Show 'em our motto: SHOES ARE LIMOS FOR YOUR FEET. We obey this like thirst. We thirst for more shoes every day. From Eastbay to eBay, the globe gets spanned for that one-of- a-kind pair or that one-of 500 pair that won't cross the water for six months. It's all the same. And the shoe companies know it; that's why they continuously supply the demand. Millions spent on athletes to rep, more millions spent on marketing and advertising. Billions are recouped.
Limos for your feet? Sounds about right. Let's read another take on the riot over Nike shoes:
About 1,000 shoppers gathered for the shoe release an at Orlando mall late Thursday, reports CBS affiliateWKMG. The Orange County Sheriff's Office said almost 200 deputies went to the Florida Mall around 9:45 p.m. to deal with the massive crowd, which became unruly after Foot Locker canceled the release of the limited-edition Nike Air Foamposite One "Galaxy" shoes. 
The Orlando Sentinel reports the crowd was asked to wait across the street when the mall closed. However, one person ran toward Foot Locker and others followed. Authorities formed a line and use shields to protect themselves and push back the crowd.
Store employees became concerned and called 911.
"I saw hundreds of people running toward me. I thought I was going to get trampled," said Amanda Charles, 20, who was among a group of a half-dozen friends who drove from Jacksonville to try to buy the glow-in-the-dark Nikes.
Witnesses said more police officers quickly arrived, decked out in riot gear and fortified by still more deputies on horseback, on motorcycles and in patrol cars. A helicopter with a spotlight hovered overhead.
"Due to the overwhelming turnout at the midnight shoe release, and with everyone's safety in mind, Foot Locker canceled the shoe debut," Florida Mall General Manager Lydia Gilmore said in a statement.

Something has to be done about this Apple Store riots that SWPLs keep participating in! What a misapplication of police resources it is to send scores of officers restore calm to an area where white people went nuts - again - over Apple products.

Wait. That didn't happen. We're still talking about "the Blacks" and the delirious state that new Nike shoes puts them in.

Though you'd probably be sued for inciting a riot and hailed away to face the Disingenuous White Liberal (DWL) court system, promoting a Nike shoe sale in an "urban" area would be the start of a riot.

White people and a new product at an Apple Store? One of the most agreeable and pleasant crowds you'll ever stand in line and wait patiently with.

Nike shoes and Black people? Well, what was that reason Dr. King's daughter couldn't go to Funtown again?


41 comments:

Californian said...

Nice Swiftian piece, PK.

Kaz said...

Nike, like Walmart, is probably a huge beneficiary of welfare.

Indirectly of course...

MuayTyson said...

Well, what was that reason Dr. King's daughter couldn't go to Funtown again?

A better line my not have been written. Bravo!

make it rain TRUTH said...

"Limos for your feet" ???

They're hopeless.

AnalogMan said...

One of the most agreeable and pleasant crowds you'll ever stand in line and wait patiently with.

Sounds like a gun show in Virginia.

Anonymous said...

Paul, would you do a write up on Breitbart?
Over at some other sites they sure are hating on him!

Anonymous said...

Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?

Anonymous said...

Blacks don't need limos ... they need boats. Due east. One way trip. The End.

THE END!

Anonymous said...

@Anon, March 1, 2012 10:52 PM:Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?

Because, unlike black violent crime, there isn't a bitch-ass white kid killing other kids every damned day of the week.

You see, when a bitch-ass white kid kills a bunch of other kids, it's front page news. Why? Because white on white violent crime is rare. When a bold member of the Rainbow of Diversity kills a bunch of people, it's on page 99C of the local news. Why? Because black violent crime against whites is a part of everyday life.

Why doesn't PK talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in Ohio? Because it's not bitch-ass white kids that we have to worry about every day. What we do have to worry about is a bold Afro-American brother coming up behind us in the parking garage, cornering our kids in the school restroom, or shooting us in our workplaces because "dis comp'ny be raciss."

PK's mission is to open the eyes of white people and to make them admit the ugly truth: That blacks and other races cannot live together in peace.

Random reader said...

Just a quick off-topic question:
How much do SBPDL-commentators read the blog http://abagond.wordpress.com ?
It tries hard to be the opposite to Paul Kersey.

Californian said...

Sounds like a gun show in Virginia.

Ahem.

Seriously, there seem to be a lot more acts of violence at shoe stores these decadent days than at gun shows. Does this register on the national media?

Anonymous said...

"Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?"

Because this site is Stuff Black People Don't Like.

Now go away, Desiree.

Anonymous said...

Why don't Whites riot at Apple stores? It is because civilization is "natural" to Whites, whereas savagery is to Negroes. Whites created this civilization (the art of living in cities), -blacks (along with Mexicans to a lesser degree) do not have it in their nature to adapt to high culture, and therefore in larger groups revert back to their savage tendencies.

At the same time, White preoccupation with entertainment in the form of the latest gadget removes them from the vagaries of the "real world," and through their addiction to entertainment (mass media) many have adopted an unreal view of the reality. I honestly believe that most whites, or at least many, think that on the whole Negroes behave as those presented to them on commercials, and that the TNB they do sometimes see on the news is aberrant.

Television must be shunned. It is the mind killer. There is an (I think) Dannon yogurt commercial aimed at White women. It shows a sexually strong Negro in bed with a lovely White women under white satin sheets, feeding her yogurt. The message to White women is subversive. That is, the sexually virile Negro is in reality a pussycat who will feed the Woman healthy food, and then (presumably) satisfy her "other" needs.

White men, on the other hand, are often portrayed as buffoons.

Anonymous said...

"Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?"

You really don't get it do you? The reason Kersey doesn't write about it is because White kids shooting their classmates is not a common occurrence, it's not epidemic - it is an exception not the rule. Black folk's behavior and criminality are the rule and not the exception.

Additionally, what the White kid did was inexcusable and you won't hear White people making all kinds of excuses for his actions e.g. history of slavery, institutional racism, legacy of Jim Crow, etc., the way Black people do for every thug kills someone.

Anonymous said...

"Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?"


I think he should too. Be a great compare and contrast piece.

Dan said...

Anon,

why don't you read about the "bitch ass" anomaly kid from Ohio in USA Today and every other paper in America. Black Run America that is.

I'd happy send my kid to this largely white suburban Ohio school btw. Certainly before I would send him to any black infested school in America. Shootings like this in suburban schools are not something I am worried about. They are rare. So rare that most blacks are still battering down the doors to get in them. A black population in a school ensure both violence and a disrutive class environment.

Anonymous said...

Billboard This:

If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you’re not racist, then you have to vote against him in 2012 to prove you’re not stupid

Or Maybe:

Obama Voter in 2008: Not a Racist
Obama Voter in 2012; Stupid

MrGJG said...

"Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?"

Because the name of this site is Stuff Black People Don't Like.
That story would be found in Stuff Black People Do Like.
Besides, even though you'll find some white people acting like savages, it's predominantly a black thaang.
Become familiar with the words over-represented and proportionality. That might help you understand why stories of "punk ass white kids" committing crimes explains white behavior is akin to a story about a black kid becoming an Eagle Scout representing black behavior.

MrGJG said...

"Because white on white violent crime is rare"

Just not as rare as white on black crime. That's where the real discrepancy lies and the main reason this site exists.

10mm AUTO said...

Speaking of the violence of our brown insects, in the last three days there have been three stories of Whites being set on fire by blacks.

Old and Boring: Stomping Whites

New Hotness: Dousing them with Gas

http://www.kctv5.com/story/17048649/teens-set-13-year-old-student-on-fire

Dan said...

Compare and contrast the coverage of a white kid snapping at his school. I say his, as it is most boys who snap.

Then compare it to any number of black shootings at skoo.

See what Columbine (or whatever largely white school you want) High is like today, compare it with Urban Black Decay High.

B. Herder said...

I've noticed the same thing at the Safeway I go to.. White people calmly waiting in line to buy their groceries. With their own money.
It's a travesty, I tell ya, a real travesty.

Mutant Swarm said...

Anonynous @March 2, 2012 3:30 AM said:

"...Television must be shunned. It is the mind killer. There is an (I think) Dannon yogurt commercial aimed at White women. It shows a sexually strong Negro in bed with a lovely White women under white satin sheets, feeding her yogurt. The message to White women is subversive. That is, the sexually virile Negro is in reality a pussycat who will feed the Woman healthy food, and then (presumably) satisfy her "other" needs.

"White men, on the other hand, are often portrayed as buffoons."

I just saw an ad for a mattress company (can't remember which one) where a white guy and an unmistakably black woman were throwing themselves onto the bed. She was a thin, light skinned, Halle Berry-ish black, but a black none the less. She had that quasi-dreadlocks hairstyle that gave the game away.

Phase two of the brainwashing begins.

Kylie said...

"Hey why dont you talk about the bitch ass white kid who killed other white kids in ohio?"

I'm surprised you aren't complaining about the "lynching" at the Ohio high school. One of the kids the white shooter killed was black.

And before you ask, I think they should lock up that white shooter and throw away the key. He's a bit young and apparently he really does have some serious mental problems; otherwise, I'd rather he be given the death penalty.

You see, another difference between whites and blacks is that white people don't make a habit of excusing white crime; whether it be white on white or the comparatively rare white on black crime.

MrGJG said...

Expanding on Dans comments, indeed we get wall to wall coverage on every white kid that forgot to take his Ritalin and shot-up a bunch of people.
Black people see these stories and complain anyway, because in their minds, the reason these stories get covered is because most of the victims are white.
The only crime they want reported is white on black. They watch Law and Order, a show supposedly based on real life crimes, and wonder why they never heard of those stories.

Anonymous said...

why riot for an iphone when blacks can steal them one at a time?

there is an epidemic of iphone thefts in NYC -- black kids just snatching them out of people's hands while they are walking and texting.

last week, two black kids threw an elderly chinese grandfather onto the subway tracks while stealing his phone.

Anonymous said...

"And before you ask, I think they should lock up that white shooter and throw away the key."

This is the norm among whites.

Blacks, on the other hand, constantly complain about the fact that so many violent black thugs are incarcerated.

Mr. Rational said...

Californian, the similarity isn't between gun shows in Virginia (or anywhere) and Nike stores.  The similarity is between gun shows and Apple stores.

The irony is that the DWLs at the typical Apple store look down on anyone who'd go to a gun show.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. You make Jonathan Swift proud with your stinging satire and sarcasm. Beautifully written. More importantly, you've driven a societal truth point home with a grand slam.

Anonymous said...

Ignore the transparent attempt to entice SBPDL readers over to the "opposite to Paul Kersey" blog.

The author of that website relies on a steady stream of angry unintelligent comments to provide fuel for anti-white posts. The more of us go over there, the more the author can cherry-pick comments to rebut.

If you go over to that blog, you will make his/her case for him/her, by the act of your comments fitting neatly into his/her cleverly constructed straw man arguments.

Mr. Rational said...

Ignore the transparent attempt to entice SBPDL readers over to the "opposite to Paul Kersey" blog.

We needn't bother.  If there was a well-founded argument for BRA, it would be all over the lame-stream media.  We don't need to concern ourselves with nonsense that can't even get a DWL editor or columnist to devote ink to it.

Bemused stare said...

"All I know is I paid a couple of hundred dollars for a flight," said Sky Smith, 26, also of New Haven. "I'm not leaving without my shoes."

That has to be the limit of brain dead.

Zenster said...

There is an odd congruency between those who riot over newly released sneakers and the people that queue up for Apple product debuts:

Both purchasers willingly endure a certain degree of overpricing.

And there most of the similarities end.

Here the contrasts begin:

While shoes have a utile aspect to them, the quality of these Chinese manufactured cross trainers and athletic footwear is marginal to moderate, at best.

Apple products, on the other hand, are well-constructed devices that provide their users with an unparalleled degree of functionality and personal productivity. They typically involve multipurpose applications that enhance individual quality of life in a measurable and quantifiable way.

While it might be argued how Black purchasers experience a like degree of consumer prestige for possessing their Air Jordans and Foamposites, much of any ostensible improvement in their lives is more a matter of "perceived quality" than any tangible benefit:

Consumer's opinion of a product's (or a brand's) ability to fulfill his or her expectations. It may have little or nothing to do with the actual excellence of the product, and is based on the firm's (or brand's) current public image (see corporate image), consumer's experience with the firm's other products, and the influence of the opinion leaders, consumer's peer group, and others. [emphasis added]

One of the earliest progenitors of perceived quality was Ron Popeil; founder of Ronco™ and the marketer of Ginsu Knives plus a slew of other, often, shoddily constructed and overpriced crap.

Not coincidentally, Popeil was also a pioneer of the infomercial. This is no chance happenstance. His use of the infomercial was instrumental in fabricating a marketing colossus based almost entirely upon perceived quality.

People watching late night network television often encountered Ronco™ infomercials lasting from 30 to 60 minutes. Common perception was that on-air advertising had to be extremely expensive; which it was but only during daytime and prime time slots. Popeil's dominance of late night commercials had the explicit purpose of making viewers think that his company must be a real marketing powerhouse.

In truth, if any regular, publicly held industrial enterprise like Ford, or even Apple itself, directed such a significant portion of their operating outlay towards network television advertising, the CEO and board of directors would be forcibly ousted by angry stockholders.

Popeil capitalized upon the perceived expense of his infomercials to drive popular perception that his products had to be of some quality in order to merit such costly marketing tools.

There is little to no difference between Popeil's marketing techniques and those of Nike.

Both involve items of minimal quality whose popularity is almost entirely a result of market engineering or manipulation. In the case of Ronco™ it was artificially inflated perceptions of product quality. For Nike, it is more a matter of contrived product scarcity.

A prime example of contrived product scarcity were Pokémon cards ("Gotta Catch Em All") and the Magic playing card editions. The supposedly "rare" cards were made so by the manufacturer intentionally limiting production and not due to any actual scarcity as is the case with unintentionally misprinted postage stamps or misstruck coins.

[to be continued]

Zenster said...

Of course, you rarely heard of any beatdowns over Pokémon or Magic cards but, then again, they were collected almost exclusively by Whites. It is no coincidence that Blacks, who are so susceptible to conspicuous consumption would be equally prone to riot over shoes whose production numbers clearly have been manipulated in order to create artificial scarcity.

ESPN writer Scoop Jackson's statement that, "SHOES ARE LIMOS FOR YOUR FEET", betrays the ostentatious nature of Black shoe fetishism. If you do not believe me, here is a sampling straight from the horse's ass:

And when someone doesn't understand the power – understand how grown men can spend days talking about the intricacies of the lacing system of original Air Darwins, or the line design of the Puma Romas or the color ways of k1x, or the 35-year history of the Adidas Superstar – that the sole has on our soul, we never look at these people the same. "How can you not get it?" we say to them, while we create an us-against-them mentality. "Two hundred bucks for a pair of gym shoes?" is the response most heard. Yeah, but "they're Italian leather 1's or retro Jordan IV's in black suede," is what we say to self, knowing that expressing these rationalities out loud will only complicate the matter more. So we internalize our passion.

Knowing that the power will never find those that wear Skechers.


The "intricacies of the lacing system of original Air Darwins"?

A "lacing system"?

This isn't mountaineering equipment or a Victorian corset. Clearly, Blacks have dangerous quantities of spare time on their hands. Their intramural murder statistics alone prove that.

However, the "limos" comparison says it all. As if the height of achievement is to be shuttled around in a limousine everywhere one goes, even if it is down to the corner store for a quart of milk.

This lusting after extravagance by those who are least able to afford it ― and would most benefit from almost parsimonious frugality ― conveys to saner minds just how imbalanced most Blacks are. Their on-field athletic antics can display unusual balance and dexterity yet, just as often, those exact same celebrity players demonstrate a total refusal to exhibit any shred of stability as they indulge in some of the most despicable criminal behavior.

Small wonder that, with NBA and NFL thugs as role models, Blacks should so perfectly emulate them as they riot and rampage over shoes being hawked to them by these same sports luminaries.

Zenster said...

Kaz: Nike, like Walmart, is probably a huge beneficiary of welfare.

Indirectly of course...


Ummmmm … no. In the case of WalMart, not "[i]ndirectly" at all.

To boost their profits, WalMart knowingly underpays their staff to such an extent that the company holds internal employee orientation classes that instruct workers in how to game the social benefits system so that they can obtain food stamps, free child daycare, school lunches and the like.

"Indirectly" does not even begin to describe WalMart's predatory business model and its constant leaching of welfare dollars out of the American taxpayer.

Zenster said...

Mr. Rational: The irony is that the DWLs at the typical Apple store look down on anyone who'd go to a gun show.

Is it any wonder that DWLs slobber over Barack "Bitterly clinging to Guns and Religion" Obama?

Even more ironic is how these DWLs are so militant about reducing Black incarceration rates even as they line up to purchase mugging magnets like iPhones and iPods.

Survivor said...

The MSM make a big deal when a young white man because it's all part of the BRA agenda: make white youth look no less violent than other youth.

If "youth" of other races engage in criminal activity, it's forbidden to specify their race. It's enough just to say that "youth" are involved and those of us who can see get the picture.

Anonymous said...

Around 750 gadget fans battled plummeting temperatures and hours of waiting in line outside Apple's flagship store in New York to get their hands on the new iPad, which went on sale at 8am today.

The lines outside the Fifth Avenue store were even longer than experts expected, with people huddling together in sleeping bags - and others making money off their places in the line.

Amanda Foote, who camped for nearly 48 hours, received an offer of $1,000 for her spot, behind only two other customers - but was hoping to collect even more for the coveted position.

Read more: iPad launch


queue What does this word mean? I cannot find it in my ebonics dictionary.

Anonymous said...

And you fucking white bitches brought these blacks over to this country. Why? Oh because you too fat and lazy to do your own work, or is it that your too good? So fuck white people, you need to just deal with blacks and get over it. In other words, YOU MADE YOUR BED, NOW LIE IN IT!

Anonymous said...

Everyone on here with some type of negative remark to make either it be black or white should be ashamed of themselves. Do you think you are any better than people that promote violence in the first place? How dare you people talk about other races, in the end if you really want to be honest and EDUCATIONAL, then we all know that Native Americans were the first ones to colonize the America’s. Whites came over, killed, raped, and degraded their race. Now if we talk history then what is the difference between that violence and the stuff that goes on now? RASIST PEOPLE OR EVEN BIGOTS SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER YOUR PLACE IN SOCIETY; YOU DISGUST ME AND THE REST OF PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE SENSE.

Anonymous said...

If blacks would ever pay attention in history class they would know this. Black people traded there weak for guns, rum, and food to white people. So if they thought that little of there own kind then don't blame white people for doing what they wanted after that.