|Why are these white people rioting over Apple products again?|
Why is it that they have to resort to violence and rioting every time - those spoiled SWPL whites - and have riot police called onto the scene in a last ditch effort to restore calm and peace to a crowd of mindless Steve Jobs fanatics?
Why are Apple Stores ground zero for scenes of anarchy and societal breakdown?
Wait. They aren't. Whenever a new Apple product is released, a massive line of calm and courteous SWPL whites is to be found, each individual patiently waiting to purchase an upgrade to their obsolete phone, computer, mp3 player, or computer.
As we learned in a story on the Christmas Nike Shoe Riots over at Vdare.com, it will always be Black people rioting over shoes. The days before the NBA All-Star game in Orlando, the release of yet another limited edition Nike shoe produced a predictable scene of Black people rioting yet again:
|Black people rioting over Nike Shoes again? Didn't this happen at Christmas?|
But the same can't be said of white people trying to calmly purchase an Apple product upon its release.
Scoop Jackson wrote about Black people's fascination with Nike shoes for ESPN, stating:
When does a trend turn into a culture? When does the supply really meet the demand? When does having 300 pairs of Air Force 1's become too much?
Limos for your feet? Sounds about right. Let's read another take on the riot over Nike shoes:The game is not a game anymore. It's become a business, our business. Kicks, the end all to our be all. Show 'em our motto: SHOES ARE LIMOS FOR YOUR FEET. We obey this like thirst. We thirst for more shoes every day. From Eastbay to eBay, the globe gets spanned for that one-of- a-kind pair or that one-of 500 pair that won't cross the water for six months. It's all the same. And the shoe companies know it; that's why they continuously supply the demand. Millions spent on athletes to rep, more millions spent on marketing and advertising. Billions are recouped.
Something has to be done about this Apple Store riots that SWPLs keep participating in! What a misapplication of police resources it is to send scores of officers restore calm to an area where white people went nuts - again - over Apple products.
Wait. That didn't happen. We're still talking about "the Blacks" and the delirious state that new Nike shoes puts them in.
Though you'd probably be sued for inciting a riot and hailed away to face the Disingenuous White Liberal (DWL) court system, promoting a Nike shoe sale in an "urban" area would be the start of a riot.
White people and a new product at an Apple Store? One of the most agreeable and pleasant crowds you'll ever stand in line and wait patiently with.
Nike shoes and Black people? Well, what was that reason Dr. King's daughter couldn't go to Funtown again?