Tuesday, May 15, 2012

It’s only funny, because it’s true... Daniel Tosh and Black Jokes

The latest Paul Kersey at VDARE: How Come Comedian Daniel Tosh Survives The “Anti-Racist” Flashmobs?:

Daniel Tosh: The infamous Black History Month episode
Tosh.O funny.
Followers of the extraordinary career of comedian Daniel Tosh since he started his Comedy Central TV show Tosh.0, know just how funny. Tosh, a gangly white 36-year-old Floridian, is easily the hottest comedian in America right now.  
His Tosh.0 replaced The Daily Show and The Colbert Report as the highest rated non-cartoon program on Comedy Central in 2010 and hasn’t looked back since. [New Comedy Central star outdraws Stewart, Colbert, By James Hibberd, Reuters, July 12, 2010]The reason is simple: Tosh invites his viewers, watching safely on their own televisions, to enjoy jokes so verboten that they cannot be repeated in public without bringing on the flashmobs and the diversity commissars.

Racial jokes strike a chord for a reason. Were the jokes Tosh.0 not based in some truth, they wouldn’t be funny, he wouldn’t be attracting millions of viewers, people wouldn’t be flocking to his live shows, and his net worth wouldn’t be nearing eight digits. They would merely be seen as mean and silly.

And laughing at these jokes is a subtle form of protest. Through the medium of comedy, Daniel Tosh has shown that there are tens of million of people who are skeptical of the Politically Correct culture now being imposed upon America.

For now, watching Tosh.0 is a therapeutic salve for this totalitarian culture’s increasingly onerous demands. Who knows how long he’ll survive.
But it’s only comedy, right?

Read the rest here, comment on it here.


Here's a some more on Tosh and fellow comedians like Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle.



But looking at the videos of savagery that Black people willingly upload to WSHH (many of these videos include young Black males randomly attacking elderly Black people; packs of Black people attacking non-Blacks; and local news network broadcasts of strange behavior that can only be described as unmistakably Black pathologies), the viewer slowly begins to realize there is something fundamentally different between those engaging in barbaric behavior on WSHH and themselves.

Perhaps this is what Black comedian Chris Rock was alluding to in his infamous standup bit “niggas vs. Black people” (that was utilized to such hilarious perfection in the pilot episode of the immensely popular TV show The Office, when Steve Carrell’s character had the audacity to do the bit himself, drawing a visit from a diversity counselor) in that even Black people know that something is wrong with a significant portion of their population.

Rock has stopped performing that bit, because “"By the way, I've never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will. 'Cause some people that were racist thought they had license to say nigger. So, I'm done with that routine.”

Problem Mr. Rock: your bit was only funny – and the bumbling Michael Scott from The Office performed the bit – because it’s true. If there wasn’t veracity in it, it would be considered malicious.

This was why David Chappelle stopped doing his popular Comedy Central show, The Chappelle Show: the audience failed to understand that Chappelle was lampooning racism, not condoning it or trying to perpetuate stereotypes.

Again, Chappelle skits were only funny because of the truth contained in them. Take for instance the story of the – in the words of Chris Rock – “Black Heaven” birthday party at the White House recently for Mein Obama himself. It reads like a skit that Chappelle would have done on his show when it aired on Comedy Central:
Chris Rock apparently doesn’t care whether he’s invited to President Obama’s next birthday party. The comedian used Obama’s 50th birthday bash as material for a surprise stand-up appearance at the Comedy Store club in Los Angeles this weekend. Saying he felt like “he died and went black heaven,” Rock shared a few details about the August birthday party, which was closed to the media. The informal barbecue at the White House was paid for by the Obamas, according to the Washington Post, and featured a celebrity-heavy guest list including Jay-Z, Tom Hanks and Whoopi Goldberg. While Rock called the party an “unbelievable experience,” he said the informal dress code made him feel like the late rapper “Jam Master Jay” at the White House. Rock also talked about standing with rapper-producer Jay-Z in the audience and watching singer-songwriter Stevie Wonder and pianist-composer Herbie Hancock perform together. “Me and Jay-Z looked at each other like, ‘Oh, hell no, we’re never going to do shows here,’” Rock said in the video of his club appearance. “The president is never going to go, ‘Yes, ‘Big Pimpin,’ how did you like that?’” Rock said, referring to a Jay-Z song. … “That’s never going to happen. Let’s just be glad we’re invited.”Rock went on to say that after Hancock and Wonder left the stage, the DJ slowly switched the tunes from the R&B group Kool & the Gang to funk innovator George Clinton and that the music got “blacker and blacker.” The most surreal portion of the night, Rock said, was the moment Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” started playing. At that point, Rock recalled that first daughters Malia, 13, and Sasha Obama, 10,”came out of nowhere … and started doing the dougie” dance. “Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,” Rock, who turned 47 himself last month, said, laughing. (Chris Rock Riffs on Obama’s 50th Birthday Party, Gillian Mohney, ABC News, March 7, 2012)

When you watch your average video posted to WSHH, a crazy image of what this “Black Heaven” party at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue that Rock described pops into your mind. It’s the kind of image that confirms the very stereotypes Rock and Chappelle played upon to make millions.

It wouldn’t be funny, either, if it wasn’t true.

Tosh has made millions of dollars highlighting these videos – mind you, that Black people willingly upload to WSHH – on Tosh.0, which recently debuted its fourth season to massive numbers: 
No translators needed to understand these numbers. On the night he announced the Tosh Tour Twenty Twelve, Daniel Tosh returned to COMEDY CENTRAL for the 4th Season Premiere of “Tosh.0” and recorded the series’ biggest premiere among young men, dominating the night across all of television. Immediately following “Tosh,” new sketch series “Key & Peele” provided the all-comedy channel with its biggest series launch since 2009.
 “Tosh.0” drew 3.1 million total viewers to its season premiere, along with a 2.3 adult 18-49 rating, 4.1 men 18-34 rating and a 4.6 men 18-24 rating. A huge hit with young men, “Tosh.0” was the #1 series in Prime on Tuesday night across all of television with men 18-34 and men 18-24, scoring the best rating among men 18-24 for any of the series’ season premieres.

It's only funny, because it's true. If not, we'd just find it offensive.

59 comments:

IT'S TIME said...

Watermelon part--very funny.

Last contest....could have done without seeing that one.

Not classy.

Anonymous said...

Here's a gem

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/15/President-Obama-White-House-biographies

HandoStomper said...

Daniel Tosh is gay (that's how he gets away with it ).

Anonymous said...

"...and another thing 'bout White Peopo. Evertime I goes into Mac-Donald's, some cracker be studying the menu...."

Cut to black audience rolling out of their seats in hysterics...

Zenster said...

Racial jokes strike a chord for a reason. Were the jokes Tosh.0 not based in some truth, they wouldn’t be funny, he wouldn’t be attracting millions of viewers, people wouldn’t be flocking to his live shows, and his net worth wouldn’t be nearing eight digits. They would merely be seen as mean and silly.

As Olivia Manning, author of the Balkan Trilogy, once noted, "The problem with stereotypes is that there's usually some truth to them."

America's own Bard, Mark Twain, said it rather well.

“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in heaven.”

Either you laugh about it or cry. We're all born crying but some of us learn to stop.

In the spirit of this thread:

Q: Why are aspirin white?

A: Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Ray Scissom said...

He definitely gets away with quite a bit, but I wouldn't call him funny. I'm a big fan of Louis C.K. who is actually funny while pushing the envelope with his jokes. I know Louis has a bit of white guilt and does some dumb DWL shit once in a while, but he still makes me laugh until I can't breathe.

http://youtu.be/TG4f9zR5yzY

http://youtu.be/zuLrBLxbLxw

FSR said...

Halfway off-topic:

Very long & detailed article

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/sun-investigates/bs-md-ci-violence-downtown-police-20120420,0,1011275,full.story#

St. Patrick's Day violence exceeded initial reports, police dispatch tapes show
Records describe teens fighting all over downtown and the Inner Harbor

short excerpt:

"After the downtown cleared, a violent attack on a Virginia tourist — who was punched unconscious, robbed and stripped naked outside the Calvert Street courthouse — went unreported and unnoticed. It wasn't until weeks later, when a video appeared on the Internet, that police were able to identify the victim and make four arrests."

==============================

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/blog/bal-readers-react-to-st-patricks-day-violence-20120514,0,4736297.story

Readers react to St. Patrick's Day violence

By Peter Hermann

7:23 a.m. EDT, May 14, 2012

Sunday's story on violence at St. Patrick's Day attracted many reactions. Most people writing me emails and in comments at the bottom story said the city had become scary. It's further proof of the uphill battle the city has trying to show improving crime numbers when one incident such as this can undermine the stats.

Many readers, as they do time and again, pressed for why the racial makeup of the crowd was not reported. Simply put, we don't include race unless there is a racial issue to the story. There was not, in this case. I know that answer won't satisfy the critics."

>>>> Written like a true Perfidious White Journalist!

peterike said...

Asking "Is it Racist?" is racist.

Anonymous said...

Daniel Tosh kills me, he's one of the funniest guys on TV...reminds me of Talk Soup back in its hey day with Greg Kinnear. He tells it like it is.

Johnny See said...

Ya know, if more black people were cool like Optimo was when he was being interviewed by Tosh... I mean really, genuinely cool, we wouldn't need this website. but hey, too many are sooo NOT cool.
I have to say that I really dont like rap music generally, but the video Tosh helped make was pretty darn good. I'd be gipper too.

So CAL Snowman said...

Tosh .0 is hilarious, I will agree with you there. The first time I saw his show I was quite literally shocked at what he was saying (not so much at his content but that said content was allowed to air). However it should come as no surprise that Tosh .0 is allowed to say what he does. Comedy Central is almost exclusively owned, controlled and operated by "our friends who shall not be named." I mean this is the same network that aired Clayton Bigsby - Black White Supremacist. As the article states :

"His Tosh.0 replaced The Daily Show and The Colbert Report as the highest rated non-cartoon program on Comedy Central in 2010 and hasn’t looked back since."

Why would "our friends who shall not be named" pull the plug on millions of dollars and potentially hundreds of hours of zombie time? Besides the CABLE audience is quite a bit smaller than the NETWORK TV audience as seen here : Nielsen Ratings for week of May 7. As you can see the highest rated CABLE show was the Lakers/Nuggets game 7 @ 6.5 million viewers, while the highest rated NETWORK show was NCIS @ 18.2 million viewers. If Tosh .0 was on NETWORK TV (ABC,NBC,etc.) you would definitely see a lot of blow back. The fact that he is hidden on Comedy Central and backed by "those who shall not be named" ensures that he is virtually bulletproof.

BTW - NEVER let it be said that "those who shall not be named" do not do stuff just for the lulz. I mean if they consider US little more than cattle, what do you think THEY think of Black people?

Anonymous said...

Warning - dangerous movie. I split my sides.

Whiskey said...

So Cal Snowman: so you're talking about gays then? Michael Ovitz agrees.

MuayTyson said...

OT but just read this at Yahoo.

http://news.yahoo.com/abc-news-exclusive-zimmerman-medical-report-shows-broken-204911351--abc-news-topstories.html

Family doctor reported Zimmerman's injuries.

So CAL Snowman said...

@ Whiskey - I suspect some of them might possibly be gay . . . ?

YIH said...

I'm not going to say anything bad about Congressman West. He's not my Congressman, he's not my district.
Here is what I do know about him, he a member of ''The Congressional Black Caucus'' for no reason other than he is black.
The former head of ''The Congressional Black Caucus'' said this:
''Waters described the riots as a rebellion, saying "If you call it a riot it sounds like it was just a bunch of crazy people who went out and did bad things for no reason. I maintain it was somewhat understandable, if not acceptable."[10]''
Is this what Alan West stands for? Because he's black?
And what about this? Rep. Allen West on Trayvon Martin: ‘This is an outrage’
‘This is an outrage’? Really?
It's a good thing he's not in my Congressional District. Because if he was, I would not vote for him. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

Three young White women spread-eagled in front of three Black men, and the Black men are gagging!
Not Funny!
How many White women are being brutally raped by Black men every day?

Zenster said...

Whiskey: So Cal Snowman: so you're talking about gays then? Michael Ovitz agrees.

Please, Whiskey, don't sound like your own best customer. You, and everyone else who thinks that White women have not a f&%king clue deserve better than that.

Anonymous said...

"The [ambulance] just passed a large group of kids assaulting the male with one child on the ground."

Anyone else catch this, did the black mob attack a white male with his child? If so what is their condition now?
This would be explosive if it went viral with interviews of the victim.

Anonymous said...

The trouble is he isn't sincere in the least about exposing blacks' dysfunction. He probably likes them and wants to identify with them as much as any guilty white guy. The behavior he makes jokes about is the same stuff that will often make blacks laugh.

They need to be told really hard truths whether funny or not. The humor should be pointing out how much they're tearing society down.

Real social commentary, not cheap jokes.

Anonymous said...

"... a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,” Rock, who turned 47 himself last month, said, laughing."

Oh right, according to Mr. Rock, American "slaves" designed and constructed the white house ... for shits and giggles ... typical negro logic.

If I could go back in time, I would convince Hitler to conquer Africa. Nobody would have stopped him; he would have succeeded.

Alright, that does it. I'm going to invent a time machine, go back in time and convince Hitler to go after Africa.

The Senior Engineer

Ray Scissom said...

Black people can't help but be funny. I was watching an episode of "First Week In" on the media center and one of the criminals (a negro named Connie) was accused of disrespecting a female guard. His answer...

"I don't be disrespectin women. My momma's a woman."

How the white guards managed to keep a straight face I'll never understand.

tsnamm said...

“Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,”

Yep niggers built or invented everything...that's why all the black run countries and cities are so advanced and orderly...oh wait...imagine the White House being disgraced with this shit..ugh..they'll need to fumigate once they're out...

Anonymous said...

"In the spirit of this thread:

Q: Why are aspirin white?

A: Well, you want them to work, don't you?"

For posterity, I offer a much more mean spirited version of this joke:

Q: Why don't blacks like aspirin?

A: It's white, it works, and you have to pick through cotton to get to it.

Memphis Teaching Fellow said...

"Three young White women spread-eagled in front of three Black men, and the Black men are gagging!
Not Funny!
How many White women are being brutally raped by Black men every day?"

I don't understand what the problem is. It wasn't as funny as the first video, but I'm much more comfortable watching black men gag at the sight of white women's private parts than watching white women be raped. Makes me less nervous...

YT said...

I'll see your joke, Zenster, and raise you this:

Q: What's the difference between black people and dog poop?

A: Eventually the dog poop will turn white and stop stinking.

Anonymous said...

"If I could go back in time, I would convince Hitler to conquer Africa. Nobody would have stopped him; he would have succeeded.

"Alright, that does it. I'm going to invent a time machine, go back in time and convince Hitler to go after Africa.

Well now, King Leopold II DID try to rid Africa of on the order 6-10 million of Blacks Africans in the 1880s, so it wasn't for the lack of trying.

http://www.amazon.com/King-Leopolds-Ghost-Heroism-Colonial/dp/0618001905

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Leopold%27s_Ghost

Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" is a portrayal of this period. "Apocalypse Now!" is based on Conrad's novella.

Skippy said...

If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.

George Bernard Shaw (sometimes erroneously attributed to Oscar Wilde)

Anonymous said...

53gr says:
Some decent comedy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN9hy4YNIv0&feature=fvwp&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNsJBBESeUU&feature=related

Anonymous said...

Chris Rock?

Could he lay off attacking cmerawomen because I don't get that gag.

Anonymous said...

“Think about this [expletive] moment, a bunch of black people doing the [expletive] dougie in a house slaves made,”

Right, slaves made the White House; very normal for a group of blacks to spontaneously congregate to build a palladian style mansion.
Almost every major city in Africa has one or two examples of this type building built by the natives in their creative free time between between digging for tubers and snaring anteaters.

Anonymous said...

ot, but a "trayvonabe": The gunman, who is described as a young black man in a black hooded jacket and black shirt, allegedly got out of an SUV, opened fire, then got back in, police said. The vehicle was last seen going east on Market Street in Southeast San Diego.

http://www.10news.com/newsarchive/31054106/detail.html

.45Jack said...

Do not underestimate the power of humor to help wreck havoc on BRA. Mocking those with authority can be more effective than an all out frontal assault.

And Tosh is helping, no matter what his true feelings are. Although I suspect he is actually on our side. After each video of Is It Racist? I picture him wanting to shake his head and snarkingly say, "Niggers..."

My favorite Is It Racist? is the one where a black thug with his pants around his thighs is chimping about throwing money on a pool table and declaring how rich he is. Tosh then shows himself laying out on a pool table his stocks, his insurance policies, and, most importantly, his college diploma. Stinging!

YIH said...

I'M DOING IT.
CAPS LOCK ENGAGED.
YES I AM PISSED.
ZIMMERMAN FACING THE DEATH PENALTY!!!
WHAT
THE
FUCK
??????

Paul M said...

So, the muff eating: Was it because the women were white? Or because black guys not doing cunnilingus is a thing?

(not an american here, so I'm not 100% familiar with the stereotypes)

Zenster said...

Johnny See: Ya know, if more black people were cool like Optimo was when he was being interviewed by Tosh... I mean really, genuinely cool, we wouldn't need this website. but hey, too many are sooo NOT cool.

The teensy itty bitty widdle irony being that Blacks are supposed to epitomize "cool". The fact being that the closest most Blacks get to being "cool" is when they smoke them.

For far too long Blacks have been riding on the coat tails of political correctness' unshakable blind faith that it is possible to pick up a turd by its clean end.

It is a primary obligation for Those Who Can See to recognize and understand that the task of uplifting Blacks is equally impossible. In fact, Blacks are proof positive that the perfectibility of mankind will only and can only be on a voluntary basis.

This goes to the very core of Liberal doctrine and its fascination with Social Engineering all of which is predicated upon it somehow being possible to legislate morality. For those who might argue that Republicans are somewhat famous for this particularly odious notion, it can only be pointed out how most of America's political right is the product of Ivy League universities that are thoroughly contaminated by Cultural Marxism.

This "intentional product confusion" between political parties pretty much explains why America is so upgefucked at present.

IT'S TIME said...

Another decent person killed by a brutha in the atl:

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/taekwondo-world-champion-killed-drive-theater-shoo/nN65c/

Zenster said...

HandoStomper: Daniel Tosh is gay (that's how he gets away with it ).

So, it's like a peregrine falcon snacking on spotted owl chicks that were just fed a salt marsh harvest mouse; there's no room for any criticism.

Mr. Rational said...

Zimmerman is being railroaded as a direct attack on the right of Americans to defend themselves from "diverse" thugs.

This proves that the entire Civil Rights Division of the Department of Justice needs to have ZERO budget for the next two years.  Fire all the racist Blacks who have never seen a White they didn't hate.  Then hire J. Christian Adams to head up the newly-staffed agency.

As an alternative, the new Attorney General should assign the CRD to exclusively prosecute hate crimes and VRA violations against "persons of color".  Make the racist minorities go after their own, or quit.

Zenster said...

YIH: ZIMMERMAN FACING THE DEATH PENALTY!!!

Only in (Black-Run) America.

Others here have already noted this in a roundabout manner but I'll go ahead and state it plainly.

Self defense is now a hate crime.

There, I said it and I'm glad I did.

For no other reason, what would normally be ridiculous beyond measure is, instead, quite possible due only to Mein Obama and Eric "my people" Holder being in office.

In a sane world, Zimmerman facing the death penalty would be outright laughable.

Anonymous said...

"in a house slaves made"

lolwut?

this is what kills me the most about black people and their over-inflated sense of historical worth: as slaves they performed menial tasks--cleaning, picking cotton, maybe cooking if their master didn't care too much about good food--they didn't build a damn thing!

Even to this day blacks hardly build anything. Masonary and carpentry are skilled trades that require a work ethic--and in the case of building something the scale of the whitehouse, good planning and the ability to follow a blueprint. Needless to say, that means the vast majority of blacks do not meet those most basic qualifications.

It's funny to think what the White House would look like had slaves actually built it (Rock is a comedian after all; maybe it's possible he meant it as a joke?)

Firepower said...

I also thought Tosh was some sort of "groundbreaker" but QUICKLY realized he is not.

The skits are given a pass because they ask A QUESTION: "Is it racist?"

This gives the audience the power to decide if its answer is "racist."

Without The Question - the skits fail.

So, the answer is always "no," because what good, decent, white person wants to dare judge themselves racist - especially after being government-media trained to avoid being branded as one no matter what.

Face it, watermelon-eating contests are funny no matter what race competes. Blacks mainly associate only with other blacks - especially at large outdoor events with alcohol... Who else would dare be there - Paris Hilton?

Thus, the watermelon-eating contest and its variants are used because it is a real occurrence. How can it be "racist" if blacks are the ones recording an actual event they see as innocuous. Blacks are present. They are speaking Ebonics. They are eating watermelon and getting loose in a celebratory, picnic atmosphere. They are filming. Such videos have a humorous element - that is why they're ALL ON YOUTUBE.

So, the answer to "is it racist" is ALWAYS "NO." That decision leaves the audience free to chuckle, unburdened by suspicions they are actually seeing TNB. The problem arises when actual TNB is rendered funny because it's been humorized - defusing the image as what it really is: The dangerous manifestation of an animalistic population.

If it were otherwise, Spike Lee's own movies depicting black ghetto behavior could be interpreted as REALLY racist - and he's been doing his routine for decades. Same with rap videos. So, you'll not see Tosh examining WSHH clips any time soon. Could Mel Gibson resurrect HIS career with a viral video show about whether black antics are "racist?"

Finally, like another poster wrote above, I also suspect Tosh is a homosexual - so he gets the Ultimate FREE no-questions-asked PC Pass.

Much like a female Lisa Lampanelli got, and whose previous "innovations" we ALL appear to have quickly forgotten.

There is NO revelation or progress in a homosexual TV host making millions from blacks filming what other blacks actually say and do.

R Neville said...

To Paul M;
Here in the States, it is common lore that black males do not perform cunnilingus.
I had an enigmatic black drill sergeant that did, and would berate the black recruits in my unit.
It went something like this; "Boy-you would stick your-------but--------". Good times.

Zenster said...

Firepower: The problem arises when actual TNB is rendered funny because it's been humorized - defusing the image as what it really is: The dangerous manifestation of an animalistic population.

Damn good point. While ridicule is a potent weapon, making Blacks out to be clowns instead of the savage killers that they too often are is not an optimum strategy. If, indeed, Tosh is gay he, more than most people, should be keenly aware of this.

Anonymous said...

I can't watch Tosh.0 ..... The negro-mocking is funny, but the other gay shit is just too over-the-top.

Anonymous said...

Daniel Tosh is not gay. He plays gay on the show to...get this...make jokes about gays, especially referring (jokingly) to their promiscuity and their (alleged)love of (his) man ass.

His girlfriend, at least at the time of his last tour was this Whiskey unapproved troll.

Melanie said...

I don't see why TNB needs to have any more attention brought to it than it already gets, unless it's done with sincere undiluted derision, which cannot happen in BRA. Otherwise it's somehow seen as just another "celebration" of their "culture" {puke}

Also, my reply to the absurdity of negros professing to have "built" any part of America is that they deserve exactly the same credit that the mules and other pack animals which were utilised get. Negros claiming to have "built" anything in western civilisation is one of the most disingenuous statements ever made in revisionist negro history. It's maddening to hear negros take credit for "building" America when it was white males, and white males alone who did all the brainwork and engineering. The negro comtribution was on par with that of the pack animals, no more. I know they have no shame, but they're also obviously too stupid to recognise that everyone who hears them is not as stupid as they are. Or more likely, they're just so used to getting a pass for any blatant lie they want to tell.

I thank God that no matter how bad life could ever get (though I have everything to be grateful for now), I can always count the blessing that I wasn't born a negro.

Anonymous said...

I don't think the actions of blacks, nor their effects, are the least bit funny. This shit is like watching a cancer afflicted relative being mocked. I'm quite certain he is only allowed to perform this type act because it's designed to moderate perception of the impact of the actions of these animals on human populations. Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and others have used this tactic for decades. The fact that he is white only serves to ease the sting of the anal rape and further legitimize the ongoing atrocities of BRA. 'See. It's not as serious as you paranoid racists would have us all believe. It's funny. Lighten up.'

Anonymous said...

I don't think the actions of blacks, nor their effects, are the least bit funny. This shit is like watching a cancer afflicted relative being mocked. I'm quite certain he is only allowed to perform this type act because it's designed to reduce the impact of the actions of these animals on human populations. Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and others have used this tactic for decades. The fact that he is white only serves to ease the sting of the anal rape and further legitimize the ongoing atrocities of BRA. 'See. It's not as serious as you paranoid racists would have us all believe. It's funny. Lighten up.'

Denise said...

Tosh is NOT gay. He jokes about that like he jokes about Nigras.

The singlew most disturbing element in this entire post is the Chris Rock recollection of O'Negro's birthday bash - the orangutan daughters doing the Dougie. Do you guys know how FOUL that image is? EEWWWWWWWW. I've been disturbed by that image, since I read [it]. The Dougie is DISGUSTING. Ugly obscene African tribal thrusting! They are defiling EVERYTHING. I want to burn that out of my brain!

Anonymous said...

My favorite Tosh clip, black pool party.

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/uncensored---video-breakdown---black-pool-party

Zenster said...

Melanie: Negros claiming to have "built" anything in western civilisation is one of the most disingenuous statements ever made in revisionist negro history.

Prepare to projectile vomit.

White House under fire for adding Obama policy plugs to past presidents' bios

The Obama White House is drawing ridicule for appending the official online biographies of nearly every president over the last century in order to link President Obama's accomplishments to the former commanders in chief. [emphasis added]

The Obama team went into the pages of U.S. presidents dating back to Calvin Coolidge to add friendly looking "Did you know?" fact boxes to the end of their bios. Those additions were used to plug a host of Obama administration initiatives, ranging from the health care overhaul to the so-called "Buffett Rule" to his green-energy policies.

For instance, the following line was added to the official bio of the late President Ronald Reagan: "In a June 28, 1985, speech, Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multimillionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule."


This stupendously insecure sack of underachieving sh!t cannot help but mutilate the biographies of past American presidents in order to glorify his own nonexistent attainments.

Remember, he is the no-account pantywaist Communist radical wanker that was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize weeks before this chair-warmer ever even took office.

Mr. Rational said...

This stupendously insecure sack of underachieving sh!t cannot help but mutilate the biographies of past American presidents in order to glorify his own nonexistent attainments.

Aw, c'mon Zenster, you know he really deserves a second term based on his accomplishments.

I'd suggest ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

Anonymous said...

Soetoro deserves to be portayed on his own American currency. Something worthy of his image. What would be the American equivalent of a half peso?

Zenster said...

Mr. Rational: I'd suggest ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

You left out, "Five and ten at Woolworth."

Zenster said...

Anon (5/18, 2012 7:03 PM): Sotero deserves to be portayed on his own American currency. Something worthy of his image. What would be the American equivalent of a half peso?

In reality, small denomination coins are reserved for the greatest leaders. as they are seen and used most frequently. Mein Obama should be on a $50,000 bill to remind us of how costly was his stay in office and how totally useless he turned out to be.

Discard said...

Zenster: The $100,000 bill (only for transactions between banks) had Woodrow Wilson on it. BHO ought be on the Zim$7,000,000,000 bill. That's seven billion Zimbabwe dollars.
I'd bet a quarter that he's on some kind of African money. Every bit as meaningful as the Nobel Peace Prize that he hadn't the dignity to decline.

Anonymous said...

Full circle. 7 billion Zimbabwe dollars = 1/2 peso.

Anonymous said...

Paranoid ass racist white people need to relax the shit was perpetuating a sterotype and it was actually kind of funny....if blacks were so ignorant and violent as the media tells it there would have been a real race war by now and white people would be in big trouble since the minority population is growing so fast and the white population is declining.......white people created "niggers" after black people snapped after all the bullshit they been threw and still go thru.....and yea benjamin banneker helped design washington d.c. And slaves did built the white house these are facts according to white historians......ignorant ass non-educated ass racist people.....you rape kill beat lynch castrate steal from and abuse somebody for centuries and then you expect them to be just function in society and act like nothing happened....now u have to live with the monster yo racist ass created and your terrified.....knock it off enjoy your lives your still safe in white america having a black face in the white house is not helping black people