Monday, June 10, 2013

TMZ's 'Cutest Accessory' Unleashed in Richmond, Virginia

So the good folks over at TMZ have put together a devastating 'mock' commercial, completely spoofing those white female celebrities who find the adopting of black babies are proper cleansing of their unearned white privilege: 
Yes, black babies do grow up to turn American cities into a third world country. Richmond is on its way to proving that maxim correct

Yesterday, notorious gossip site TMZ revealed a joke commercial it said it “wasn’t sure” it would be received well. Called “Black Baby”, it makes fun of white celebrities adopting black children as “the cutest accessory” that also rids them of any white guilt they may have.
What do you think? Funny or just plain wrong?
'The cutest accessory' might be a stretch. How about: 'at the moment, the most politically expedient accessory' for a Disingenuous White Liberal hoping to score favors with the same type of individuals pushing the usage certain images in Cheerio's cereal advertisements (it's called conditioning). 

But why go to Africa for that nubian accessory? Richmond, Virginia is a city with a plethora of black children (of all ages!) in need of some parental guidance that only a well-paid nanny or personal assistant can provide [Study: 60 percent of Richmond families are single parent, CBS 6 Richmond, 6-10-13]:

As Father’s Day approaches, children are reminded to appreciate their dads and the impact on their lives.

Today dads around the city were honored a week in advance of Father’s Day. Celebrate Fatherhood 2013 was held this afternoon at the Collegiate School Aquatics Center. While these dads and their children enjoyed the moon bounce and competed in contests, an alarming amount of children in the area won’t have fathers around to celebrate the holiday.

First Things First, an organization dedicated to keeping dads involved in kids’ lives, reports that 60 percent of all families in the city of Richmond are single-parent households. Within the African-American demographic, that number spikes up to 86 percent, a number that surpasses the national average.
“It’s not just Richmond and it’s not always just African-Americans,” Sean Powell, who helps run father boot camps in the community, said. “Whether they leave the house or not, it’s always important for them [fathers] to be there for that child.

Henrico Police Chief Doug Middleton said he has noticed a correlation to crime as well.
“I do know that a large of number of young folks we interact with do not have a father in their home and I think it’s on all of us to recognize a responsibility to help those children,” Chief Middleton said.
A correlation to crime and black people (fatherless or with a father)? 


No.


Couldn't be.

 Out of 210,000 people, Richmond is 50 percent black and 39 percent white


In 2009, 34 percent of black people living in Richmond were on EBT/Food Stamps compared to only 2 percent of whites. 


For those wondering, the former capital city of the Confederacy is in the running for being Detroit-ed. It's one of the murder capitals of America now [
Richmond, Va., reins in murders as police cultivate culture of trust, Philly.com, 4-15-2007]:
Not too long ago, Richmond, Va., the capital of the Confederacy, was better known as a murder capital. 
Pound for pound, a city of just under 200,000 souls was as deadly as the heavyweights in homicides. 
Richmond has gone a long way toward shedding that designation thanks to a confluence of factors, including an activist mayor, a new law enforcement team, a rapidly gentrifying downtown, and, perhaps most significant, citizen involvement. 
Call it the anti-"no snitchin' " campaign: a vastly increased willingness among residents to provide information about crimes and suspects, an attitude that some say is beginning to change in Philadelphia 

After being away from Richmond for 20 years, advertising executive Lauren Tucker moved back to her hometown nearly four years ago. Shortly after her return, a man was shot and killed in the alley behind her house. 
"Some of the stuff I saw my first year back was like the wild, wild West, with running gun battles," she said. 
As more middle-class residents moved downtown, renovating buildings and establishing businesses, there was a sense of wanting to protect their investments. 
"They are committed," Tucker said. "They say they will confront these issues because they want peace and stability."
 Peace and stability?

There's a simple way to attain peace and stability. 

The answer can found in the form of a question: Why is Iceland Free of Violent Crime? A: Why is New Orleans Replete with Violent Crime?

'The cutest accessory' has a tendency to grow up and be a biological weapon that no UN Weapons  Inspector will dare survey, though they have done far more damage than hypothetical WMDs hiding in Iraq or Iran will ever do.

Cities like Richmond, Birmingham, Philadelphia, New Orleans, Jackson (MS), Detroit, Rochester, Milwaukee, and Baltimore are in ruins, incapable of being rebuilt, made viable again, until the population that destabilized them is removed. 

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes, it is on Drudge [thank God for Drudge]..
http://wtvr.com/2013/06/10/60-percent-of-richmond-families-single-parent/

joshrandall said...

This post is a good place to debut my parody song,"Shitavious The 8th". We could use a bit of humor,I hope this rouses a giggle from your breast! (Sung to the tune of Hermans Hermits "Henry The 8th"): I'm Shitavious the 8th I am/Shitavious the 8th I am I am/ Momma be stayin in the projeck next do/She had a baby seven times befo/And every one was Shitavious(Shitavious!)/Never was a Willie or a Sam(Or a Sam!)/I'm her 8th lil boy named Shitavious/Shitavious the 8th I am!/Second verse,same as first,nomesayne?/ Im Shitavious the 8th I am/Shitavious the 8th I am I am/I'm the 8th baby that my momma done had/Each of us got our own seperate dad/ But everyone was Shitavious(Shitavious!)/Never was a Willie or a Sam(Or a Sam)/Im her 8th lil boy call Shiatvious/Shitavious the 8th I am I am/Shitavious the 8th I am!!

Anonymous said...

Within the African-American demographic, that number spikes up to 86 percent, a number that surpasses the national average.

How do the schools handle Father's Day or Mother's Day when the majority of students are from single parent households? Or when you have a situation where a woman will have children with multiple men, and vice versa?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. 86% of niglets in Richmond are bastards and don't know who their fathers are.
I have an idea. Round up all the black men, put them in a huge stadium surrounded by tens of thousands of niglets. Then, unleash the niglets to go after them. If 5 niglets catch one full grown nigga, he becomes legally responsible for them and is sent off to a work camp where his ass is worked off 7 days a week and the money earned goes to the "fambly" of niglets in the place of welfare, ebt and section 8until the niglets turn 21.
This would make them have to support their niglets while also scaring the hell out of the niglets who would then nevah wants to go to dat work camp.
The only way nigga's will ever be responsible is through force and the only way they'll ever obey any rules is when the consequences are so awful, the mere idea sends them into hysterics. Working 7 days a week, living in a bunkhouse, no weed, no fo'tays and no booty from Baboonisha da crack ho would drive them nuts.

Anonymous said...

Ex New Yorker here.....Speaking of video, I hope someone can send me some info on a tape or disc I have been looking for. The title is THE AL SHARPEN EXORCISE VIDEO. Any info will be of help. If not the video, maybe a clue on getting a nice AL SHARPEN tee shirt. Remember the size must be extra, extra, extra, extra, extra large.

panjoomby said...

lies can work together:
Lie # 1: IQ can be changed
Lie # 2: school can make you smarter (paying attention in class raises your IQ!)
then we say: EBT/welfare benefits are only for those who can raise their IQ to 100!
then we let them try hard & let the hilarity ensue. wait - it already has. except for the benefits only for the triple digit folks part.

panjoomby said...

PS - that TMZ video is worth watching - they did a good job!
http://mommynoire.com/31515/is-tmzs-black-baby-video-funny/#

panjoomby said...

@joshrandall - that's the best dang version of Henry the VIIIth I've ever heard! Herman/Peter Noone & the Hermits would be proud.

rjp said...

"Black Baby" should come with a strap, one end could be tied to it's penis and the other around it's neck, then they could carry it like a third purse.

I say third purse because it is currently common for status conscious women in cities to carry two purses.

But honestly, why do these women have to go to Africa to get their authentic "Black Baby", isn't an American turdler good enough for them? Not got enough flies?

What's the show on NBC with the retarded negro who plays a retarded negro?

One of these women adopting is going to to get a rude wake up call when Shitavious ass rapes her mother to death for not giving him enough crack money or her jewels, or for not wanting to "sux muh dikk bitch".

I am really surprised TMZ released this. It's true, but isn't the media not allowed to report the truth?

Lorraine said...

Okay, do what would happen if the black fathers were more present? Wasn't there a thread awhile back on how black crime has always been an issue in Philadelphia? Wasn't the black crime rate in Philadelphia in the late 1800's equal to today's rate? Philly is bad now because there are just MORE blacks and I do not think it would make a crap of difference if the dads were around.

Gnomesayin?

White Mom in VA

Jay Santos said...

In Obama's third and permanent term we'll all be required to have our very own black baby.

MuayTyson said...

So what is to be done? I love the site but solutions are the only thing that matters.

Anonymous said...

As an aside, the moderator on that news story did quite a job deleting comments until they gave up and just closed comments all together. It was fun posting as much as I could. I, along with others, made some DWL website lackey earn their paycheck today.

Kathy M said...

I know this White girl who goes on and on about how cute black babies are. Look at that photo above and tell me you could pick him out in a cage full of young chimps. No way. He would blend right in.

BTW, I wonder if Sandra Bullock is trying to breast feed her little Ugandan bundle of African joy?

Anonymous said...

"This post is a good place to debut my parody song"

Well-intended, but seriously unfunny.

Anonymous said...

I doubt the outcome for negro children would improve if the fathers were involved in their lives. I would not be surprised if they had a NEGATIVE effect on the outcome.

WilliamFoster said...

I find it very distasteful that upper class Whites must perform a public faux guilt by adopting children of color. In order to buttress their public persona, they remove a child of color from their loving family and culture. This is equivalent to child abuse as it denies the child of color his true identity. We must never forget that we are fighting classism as well as racism. And when cultural mores compel African American women to shake their booties for the profits of the entertainment titans, we are witnessing "assism."

Harrison Limprist, PhD.

Reverend Bacon said...

The 60% number is stupid to even supply. It's like saying that the average American has one testicle and one breast. It's true but meaningless. Here's some basic math:

86% of blacks
60% overall
50% of Richmond is black

Thus,

.5 x .86 + (1-.5) x X = .6

...

X=34%

So 34% of non-blacks and 86% of blacks are in single-parent households. Yes, this pre-supposes that the households have the same number, on average. But in the absence of any other data, it's a close approximation. And it is completely disingenuous to make the claim that it's not a black problem- 86% black and 34% non-black. Be serious.

Anonymous said...

"Lie # 1: IQ can be changed " - it can be changed, if you bash someones skull in their IQ goes down. Raising it is the hard part.

Anonymous said...

I don't mind saying contrary to some opinions but black babies are not cute. Hell they all look alike boy or girl. Never in my life have I ever have seen a cute black baby. Not once, not ever.

For whites adopting black babies shame on you. Those kids no matter how ugly or destitute they are need to be raised by their own kind. Everytime a white adopts a black baby you just make the blacks more racist against whites. And I don't blame them. I feel much remorse for those whites kids Mikey Jackson adpoted. Those white children don't belong in that black family. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.



Anonymous said...

True story...a white family from South Africa moved in behind me several years ago. I thought this might be interesting to learn first hand the genocide in South Africa. They had 2 white children AND low and behold 3 black children also. My first thought was they must have adopted these blacks from the homeland. Great, African jigs in my neighborhood. But alas as I learned soon, these wonderful white South Africans adopted these 3 from their last home Jonesboro,Arkansas. Both of them were teachers in the local school district. They moved in a year, their Black kids were causing trouble in the schools.

Why are white liberals so stupid ?

Anonymous said...

White guilt? I don't have that affliction and don't owe shit for something that happened more than 150 years ago.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

True story...a white family from South Africa moved in behind me several years ago. I thought this might be interesting to learn first hand the genocide in South Africa. They had 2 white children AND low and behold 3 black children also. My first thought was they must have adopted these blacks from the homeland. Great, African jigs in my neighborhood. But alas as I learned soon, these wonderful white South Africans adopted these 3 from their last home Jonesboro,Arkansas. Both of them were teachers in the local school district. They moved in a year, their Black kids were causing trouble in the schools.

Why are white liberals so stupid ?

June 10, 2013 at 7:32 PM"

LOL! My hometown is about 15 miles south of Jonesboro and we always said that all the Blacks in Jonesboro are either retarded, in prison or both!

Anonymous said...

Ex New Yorker you can find those in Hymie town at Freddie's Fashion Mart. Cashier Twana Brawley will help you with your order. The good Revrum will even sign it if you slip him a lil' somethin' somethin.

Anonymous said...

While mailing a letter earlier I noticed the stamp depicted an American flag with the words equality and forever under the flag. I laughed out loud. Freedom failed. Regime change won't be coming from within it will be when the world comes for some payback over drones, economic hitmen, spying and various other offenses. Just read some articles about no such agency spy centers in U.K. and another article stated Germany was the most spied on country. Only the braindead true believers in the Kwanstain, Amerikwa (hat tip Tex Arcane) believe BRA is some force for good.

Anonymous said...

TMZ's 'Cutest Accessory'...

Liberals have made 'Purse Monkeys' a Fashion statement. They are all the "black rage", especially when some of them grow up and slit their white mother's throats.

Anonymous said...

@rjp: ""Black Baby" should come with a strap, one end could be tied to it's penis and the other around it's neck, then they could carry it like a third purse."

Funny you should mention that. I've always referred to celeb-african-adoptees as "purse niggers", a play on their "purse dogs".

@MuayTyson: "So what is to be done? I love the site but solutions are the only thing that matters."

Punitive import tariffs on foreign adoptees, inversely scaled to 1964's immigration quotas.

Anonymous said...


Why are white liberals so stupid ?
Stupid [low IQ] is not the right term.

Indoctrinated, from early on.
Christians and mormons do missionary work...reaching out, we all eqils and all dat.
Media.
Schools.
At home.

look at the election [2x] of obama and the saint trayvon 'thing'.

jcc2c said...

In the spirit of the holiday; what's the definition of 'mass confusion?'. Father's day down in the hood.

Anonymous said...

Carolina Cicero speaks:

Technically speaking, as I am among those who work and yep, pay taxes, I already have several deadbeats on my payroll.

Another one I do not want nor need, and were it my way, I'd start me a whopping layoff about now.

Ex Atlantan said...

Some real good nigga justice here:

2 Chainz Robbed At Gunpoint, Police Confirm

NORDIC CAUCASOID said...

I've said this before I hope that kardashian that is dead now who helped get freedom for that neck slicing ngr mr.o.j. simpson is rolling in his grave. that gypsy fucker took blood money to help put that ngr back on the fucking street. now his gypsy pig ngr loving daughter now has a o.j. kinda offspring in that ngr cum guzzling stomach. which brings me to this question are gypsy's white in their race or not? think about how much ngr dna that whore swallowed and had injected into her body! and the funny thing is white America who supports this pig doesn't give two fucks about that fact. it sickens me beyond belief. in the up-coming revolution this pig will not be accepted in our new white America. she and lib-rats will not be welcomed. they can live with their white guilt and their ngr pets somewhere else. p.s. barry is watching/listening! GODSPEED/SEGREGATION NOW!!!

Bemused stare said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

True story...a white family from South Africa moved in behind me several years ago. I thought this might be interesting to learn first hand the genocide in South Africa. They had 2 white children AND low and behold 3 black children also. My first thought was they must have adopted these blacks from the homeland. Great, African jigs in my neighborhood. But alas as I learned soon, these wonderful white South Africans adopted these 3 from their last home Jonesboro,Arkansas. Both of them were teachers in the local school district. They moved in a year, their Black kids were causing trouble in the schools.

Why are white liberals so stupid ?


Not stupid, evil. They left SA when the results of their actions kicked in, now they are working on your country.

Anonymous said...

Chelsea Clinton is planning on purchasing a liberal fashion accessory soon and, of course, it has nothing to do with Hillary's presidential run in 2016.

Relatedly, a big issue at the Demonrat national convention will be how to stimulate black enthusiasm given Hillary's whiteness.
So here's a preview of her acceptance speech.

Through the smoke and colored lights emerges a blonde female ewok in an oversized hoodie and sunglasses. It slowly pimp walks to the microphone, pulls back the hood and says "Yo mother fuckers, wassup yo!"
Hillary then begins her speech by saying " Tonight I defecate my speech to the membry of slain civil rights hero trabon martin. A young main who gave life so dat the rrrampent racism against our sweet innocent young mains could exposed for the whole world to see.
When I think of trabon, I see my grandson. He in the audience. Where he be? Chelsea, hold up my grandson".

Chelsea holds up an extremely stupid looking toddler and points to it while mouthing " he's black, see he's black. The black delegates start tearing up.

Hillary then continues. "My grandson ain't the first negro in my family. You may be familiar with my husband Bill, the first black president. Haa Haa Haa. People ax me, how black Bill be? Ladies, listen up. When big Bill be pancacking me slip sliding his thang inside me I say, this ain't no nigga gnomesayin ahaa haa haa gnomesayin?"
Hillary repeats this a few more times and finally the black delegates are in a Slayer Goes To Church video like frenzy.

DWL news anchor Brian Williams tells the TV viewers that this is vibrancy and color, whereas the Republicans are cold and analytical. He points to the stage and tells us that Michelle and Valerie have joined Hillary and are dancing. Williams walks over to Al Sharpton and asks what kind of cool dance is that? Al Sharpton says "That be the rump-a-dump".
Brian Williams then tells his cameraman to focus in on Michelle and Valeria Jarrett's butts and says "people take a look. That's American pride and American spirit. Watch out China! You've got
big brains but we've got big black butts."

It's going to be a comedy of black-ass-kissery.






Anonymous said...

I have the great fortune and privilege to have Fox5 Atlanta on antenna TV. This morning, a story about a white dude who dove into shallow water to save a little black girl and broke his neck, is now paralized. Nobody jumped in for him when he was floating face down for 3 minutes before anyone realized something was wrong.

When they interviewed the mother. I thought she was going to laugh that the white boy messed himself up helping her child. She had no words for him. Just about cracked a smile. I swear

In his hast to be the great white hero, he dove into shallow water he has no idea about. Shallow, wading, water. I'm mixed about this one, damn!

Anonymous said...

Okay.. funniest part of "Black Baby"? The nigglet in the box full of packing peanuts... just put "Return to Africa" on the box, punch some air holes (or not), toss in some waddymellon, fried chikkinz and grape drank and you're good to go.

Pretentious liberal pieces of crap, walking around with those ugly nigglets hanging on them like spider monkeys... NEVER have I seen a "cute" nigglet. They all look like they just fell out of a tree...

Anonymous said...

Lol @ "Shitavious the 8th." That was excellent and so accurate as well! Of course, it be rayciss to sing dat song cause it gonna make Shitavious feels bad 'bout hisself and it puts down da black coonmunity instead of praising dem.
As for the fathers of niglets being in the home goes, I agree with other posters~ it would have a horrible effect. Consider the type of fathers they would be in the first place. It would just accelerate the criminality of the niglets. Besides, as in the "Shitavious the 8th" song, how the hell you going to have 8 different baby daddies living in the same section 8 apartment with 8 niglets and a ho?
The libtards would be screamin' fo' mo' tax money so dey could have a huge apartment with 17 bedrooms, 3 living rooms and 6 baths. Think of the expense!

Anonymous said...

Not all whites who adopt black children are liberals - some are very devout or sincere conservative Christians who are trying to enlighten or help people from benighted cultures. Not arguing the wisdom of this approach, just thought I'd throw that out there, as I have some very conservative Christian associates who have done this.

Anonymous said...

So we are expected to commit national suicide because some marshmallow soft do gooders want to feel the rainbow and less than 20% of the poplutation will have a fit and burn down a city if their manufactured halfbreed messiah is put in his place. The incompetent Kenyan is in way over his head and is putting us all in serious danger. Checkmate moves are going on left and right while dancing with the rats proceeds as normal. Russia has the biggest ICBM ever built appropriately named Satan. There is speculation that a battery of these are already parked in Cuba. Shillary's reset button was laughed at and thrown in the trash. China probably just bitch slapped the audacity of hype with the Snowden leaker to remind a puppet that he is not or ever will be the decider.
As it gets more obvious that the emperor has no clothes even to the kool-aid drinkers the race card will get played like a 52 card deck. Sorry Benjamin we couldn't keep it and freedom failed.

Dfens said...

"Regime change won't be coming from within it will be when the world comes for some payback over drones, economic hitmen, spying and various other offenses."

Thinking along these lines, perhaps an explanation for the accelerated incorporation of women, gays, lesbians and others into the US military is to dilute the influence of White males who would pose the most significant threat of a military coup. Women, gays and lesbians would certainly be more loyal to what we know as BRA since they owe their position to it.

Dfens said...

"Russia has the biggest ICBM ever built appropriately named Satan. There is speculation that a battery of these are already parked in Cuba."

I really doubt that the Russians would deploy such a missile in Cuba. The missiles deployed in Cuba were of limited range (which is why they had to be deployed close to their target). The trajectories the SATAN class of missiles would have to take would negate any advantage of forward deployment. Besides, if Russia has any hostilities towards us their best strategy is to wait for us to trip over our own d!ck.

We all need to be very careful about falling for neocon memes. Russia does not play ball with the New World Order crowd and has been hostile to Zionist interests. The bottom line is to think for yourself. Ask yourself, "Who benefits?"

Jim said...

Re: Comment at 10:22 PM.

I have lost a ton of money trying to sell Father's Day cards in the hood over the years. My future economic plan is to sell Easter Cards in Dearborn, MI.

If that does not work out for me, I may just try to find a job. Tough to live on EBT.

Anonymous said...

Mother's day cards in the hood would be interesting~ "Awright Bitch! Who be da dog dat run away?"
A good "Father's" Day card would be a niglet standing in the midst of a thousand black "men" looking confused as hell and the caption could be, "Which one be my Daddy?"
Nah! Better just to call them Reality Cards. Imagine the number of blacks who would shoot each other over being dissed by receiving such a card? Even sent anonymously, it would cause a major chimpout.

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite site on the entire internet. Some of these comments are pure gold. A minor lift considering the awfulness we are living through.

Anonymous said...

@Anon 7:50: "Mother's day cards in the hood would be interesting"

I swear to you, I saw the following graffiti here around Mother's day in Da 'Hood: "Even bad Menn Love They Mamas." Written in chalk on a bridge.

I bet Mamas be proud, yo.

label whores said...

Those south africans were missing the mother land, hence them adopting 3 blacks, the irony will be when the blacks turn on their white "siblings" jusrtice and irony

Hollywood stars don't fake designer lables, it has to be a black baby from africa, for true authenticity, american born black babies aren't the genuine article, its like a fake louis vuitton hand bag.

In south africa having a designer black baby accessory is all the rage, but the real creme de la creme adopt one with aids, no DWL wants an accessory for ever, aids black babies die as their accessory points are dwindeling , then the DWL's get all excited cause the can go black baby shopping again.

For max points it has to be african black, cause those in the know don't fake it, and if it has aids, its platinum status.

You know whites are effed up, when they feel compelled to harm themselves to save someone, let alone a black, what this white guy did is exactly the same as adopting a black baby accessory.

Whites are so delluded and brainwahed

Marc B said...

The blacks on TMZ aren't bothered by the Black Baby segment, but it makes the more uptight White liberals on the show squeamish. Blacks think it's hilarious when these barren White women adopt black babies, and they also marvel at how ridiculous it looks to everybody else.

rjp said...

2 Chainz, whose real name is Tauheed Epps.

Tauheed?

Countenance posted a link the other day about a Willie Epps that got fired from his job as a police chief and re-hired as a police major.

I wanted to see what a Willie Epps looked like so I did a Bing image search.

Half of the image results displayed were mugshots. I got the idea that the surname "Epps" means criminal.

Anonymous said...

"I bet Momma's be proud, yo."
Of course they are! Donterkavion could rape six women, murder two children, rob ten stores and kill the owners and he would still be a "good boy who wuz turnin' his life around." If he gets killed in the process of engaging in his TNB, it "be a loss to da worl' as he wuz gonna be a (insert delusional accomplishment here)."

Anonymous said...

Since the first one didn't appear, let me try rendering that song in Ebonics again:

I be Shitavious the 8th I be
Shitavious the 8th I be I be
Mama's projek be right nex do'
She had babies seben times befo'
And every one was Shitavious (Shitavious!)
Dey all named just the same as me
I'm her 8th kid call' Shitavious
Shitavious the 8th I be!

Second verse, let's make it worse!

I be Shitavious the 8th I be
Shitavious the 8th I be I be
I'm the 8th baby that my momma done had
None of us ever knew our different dads
But every one was Shitavious (Shitavious!)
Dey all named just the same as me
I'm her 8th kid call' Shitavious
Shitavious the 8th I be!

This verse the third, I look like a turd!

I be Shitavious the 8th I be
Shitavious the 8th I be I be
We're all Shitavious and that's no shame
They tell us apart by our last names
And every one is Shitavious (Shitavious!)
Dey all named just the same as me
I'm her 8th kid call' Shitavious
Shitavious the 8th I be!

(no way am I putting my handle on this)

Anonymous said...

Is there any way we could convince these libtarded celebrities to start adopting genuine African pygmies? Now that would be entertainment! Instead of a toy dog to carry around (as they used to do), they could carry around a toy niglet the size of a chihuahua.
The first celebrity to do so will create a furor as the other celebs who already have full size niglets seek ways to dump them and replace them with a toy niglet.

rjp said...

From Career Builder:

Compliance Officer- Diversity
Chicago Transit Authority Chicago, IL
5/22/2013

JOB DESCRIPTION

This position is responsible for carrying out the contract compliance function in conformance with applicable federal and state laws relating to DBE/EEO participation.

Reviews and analyzes DBE contract bid submittals to determine DBE compliance; makes appropriate recommendations based on applicable DBE regulations and contract requirements. Determines DBE contract specific goals for federally funded projects. Evaluates procurement materials to determine compliance with DBE goals. ....
http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/Jobs/JobDetails.aspx?je=myrec&job_did=JHS7P46M56NJJQ5DBF2&showNewJDP=yes&sc_cmp2=JS_FullDescription&ipath=JEJEAXA

DBE = Disadvantaged Business Enterprise (DBE) Program

Just the search results for "DBE" will make a white male want to puke.

Compliance Officer for Diversity for the CTA?

The CTA is 82%% "diverse".

From WND:

Minorities are 82 percent of the total CTA workforce, with blacks comprising 65 percent. The city of Chicago itself is roughly one-third white, one-third Hispanic and one-third black.

josh said...

Were these "white" South Africans of a certain ethic group/race/religion that is once in a great while just a tad hostile to white people? Many of them have left SA---ya think????--cuz its going down the tubes. What they have wrought is a bit dangerous for them,and knowing that they are Gods representatives on Earth(sort of Gods Congressmen!)I am so glad theyre leaving for the safety of America. I am so proud that they have chosen MY country to live in! TRUE STORY: There was an article in the local paper re a big time big shot who is the President of a large hosital complex here in Chicago. Big. The story started out with how this guy is so fit,get this--he is the boss and he "runs" to work,to stay fit! Wow! He was born in SA. Early on he beagn to see that apartheid was...wait for it...wrong. He worked against it. Apartheid is over,whee! But the big shot medical dude is in Chicago. Why would he leave when his dream has come true?? (Confused...) As I read the article,all joking aside,I thought,would this guy have the luxury of walking out his door in the morning and just jogging to work,in SA?? Methinks nay!!

Sam said...

If you want a good laugh watch the movie "Don't be a Menace in South Central....", and the title goes on and on. A guy I worked with years ago told me about it, and he said he laughed so hard he almost wet his pants. When I watched it I understood. It is one putdown after another. Be advised, the language gets real rough at times, as well as some nudity. It appears to be a spoof on the Spike Lee movie "Menace To Society", which I also watched. I have described it as "black comedy". I guess all us YT's wuz supposed to feel guilty when we watched this, but I thought it was comical. One thing I thought amazing is how all the groids in "Don't be a Menace in South Central..." agreed to act the parts they did. In one scene, Ashtray, one of the stars of the movie, hits on some girl. She looks late teens to early 20's, and has 4 or 5 kids. She says to her brood something like,"Now children, what did I teach you to say when you meet a nice man?", and all the kids in unison say to Ashtray "Are you my daddy?" Your gut will hurt from laughing.

Anonymous said...

In south africa having a designer black baby accessory is all the rage, but the real creme de la creme adopt one with aids, no DWL wants an accessory for ever, aids black babies die as their accessory points are dwindeling , then the DWL's get all excited cause the can go black baby shopping again.

That is a really dark thing to say. Especially because there is a lot of truth to it.

Anonymous said...

They start "Father's" Day a week early so the sperm donors can spend some time with each of their "families".

We know that black men have children with multiple women, and black women have children by multiple men. I've never seen a statistic saying how common this is, but trying to get these "men" to live with their families is going to present some difficulties.

The most likely result of putting a black male in the violent prime of his life into a home with a woman and children is abused/dead children and an abused/dead woman. Such a male is not a positive role model, and the children are better off without him, as are we all.

This semi-polygamous lifestyle might have a little to do with the violent tendencies of blacks. As in Muslim countries, where a man who takes four wives deprives three other males of a wife, there could be a lot of sexually frustrated males who will never find a mate, and take out their anger wherever the opportunity arises.

What are the solutions? There are none short of a dictatorship that thinks our way. That's about as likely as the Titanic sailing into New York harbor tomorrow morning. Coup? I've wished for the military to set things right, but now that we know about the NSA total surveillance state, I realize that will never happen. The NSA spies on Congress, our military men, and people who we would consider patriotic Americans. While it's true we have no idea how many terrorist attacks they may have stopped before they occurred, they notably missed quite a number of jihadists and nut cases just in recent times. Either we are under severe attack and the security state is preventing 90%+ of these attacks, or they are spying on anyone who might be a threat to NSA and CIA operations while ignoring the real dangers, and in fact have prevented few or even NO attacks. The possibility that they are also true believers in BRA cannot be ruled out.

Anonymous said...

OT and odd story but,

I live in an approximately 90% white area even after including the cities of our metro area, so seeing a black person in the suburbs literally has people stopping and staring.
Today in my local drug store one 20 something black male walks in and he gets the usual looks, about 20 minutes later he comes up to me and my friend ( Why us? Always us?!) and asks me where I'm from, I say 'Here, I'm from here' and then he says 'No no I mean what are you?' so I say 'Well I'm obviously white' while my friend decides to run down the list of the myriad of my European heritages and I just had to bite my tongue when he said 'Well God bless Ireland, Italy etc etc....' and I wanted to tell him so badly then he should get all his african cousins out of those places! Or something to that effect at least.

I've observed plenty of TNB in my life but I have no idea why when I do have to actually interact with black people, even over the phone, most times, not all, but most they're nice to me and I never put more effort in than being civil. Just a strange observation of mine, maybe they feel the negro fatigue vibes and are just scared I'm one of those 'crazy white people' about to snap lol

Anonymous said...

"If you want a good laugh watch the movie "Don't be a Menace in South Central....","

One of the funniest movies I've ever seen!

If it had been made by whites, it would have called the most racist movie in history.

Dfens said...

"Hollywood stars don't fake designer lables, it has to be a black baby from africa, for true authenticity, american born black babies aren't the genuine article, its like a fake louis vuitton hand bag."

Another reason is that our Merkin born, bred and raised negroes have relatives that are smart enough to come out of the woodwork and try to sponge off wealthy celebrities or challenge adoptions.

Anonymous said...

Shitavious the 8th

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Anonymous said...

woa nelly



'How do the schools handle Father's Day or Mother's Day when the majority of students are from single parent households'
In euro/canada? they no longer have mom and dad..
they have parent a n parent b
gays and fatherless 'families'
inclusiveness ya see

Anonymous said...

I have run into the same conservative do gooders and their favorite pets are Asian kids. Chinese and the likes.

Mutant Swarm said...

Anonymous said...

"...In his haste to be the great white hero, he dove into shallow water he has no idea about. Shallow, wading, water. I'm mixed about this one, damn!

June 11, 2013 at 4:39 AM"
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I've been told that in prison, the attitude among the prisoners is "if it ain't happening to me, it ain't happening."

In the world outside prison, perhaps the attitude should be "if it ain't happening to a White person, it ain't happening."

Anonymous said...

As with any event geared toward blacks there eere uniformed police wandering around in the background

Anonymous said...

Hate whitey, the same as every other day. The answer is always to blame whitey.

Fatherlessness doesn't cause criminals, criminals make bad fathers and pass on poor DNA to offspring.

Anonymous said...

VA is realistic tho. Nclb passing scores are WAY lower for blacks than for whites or Asians

Anonymous said...

What makes a difference is having a biologically non criminally inclined father.

Genetics is so much more weighty than environment. Ordinary people can't even grasp that aggregate hereditable attributes are what CREATE culture. Culture doesn't arise sua sponte or via some Culture Fairy; it is created and expressed by people as a reflection of their own innate attributes.

Stupid, thuggish people have cultures typified by violence and idiocy, never of math and civilization. Smart, peaceful people create cultures LIKE THEMSELVES. Even right and wrong as reflected in law has a genetic bent.

For example, in Africa it is more likely a woman will be raped than graduate high school. What this means is that Africans value sexual gratification, even if forcible, more than educating women. It's as simple as that...it is their nature expressing itself via action.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't go over well when someone puts numbers onto the chasm between whites and blacks.

It makes people go wtf and start thinking we all might not be the same. And Hitler thought that, so if you do too, then you are Hitler

Anonymous said...

I went to RSA and nobody there seemed to be like that, not that I encountered anyhow.

Anonymous said...

At least those kids can do math

Anonymous said...

Won't matter when the master race mobilizes