Wednesday, March 12, 2014

A Shooting ( A Murder). A Vigil in Response. Another Shooting during this Memorial. All on Martin Luther King Blvd. in Trenton...

Trenton Makes. The World Takes. 

Or some some bridge in New Jersey states.

The Lower Trenton Toll Bridge to be exact.
Something like that...

Well, this past weekend, Trenton was home to the type of expected, garden variety black-in-origin violence we've come to know will automatically be buried. [1 dead, 5 injured in shooting at club on MLK Jr. Boulevard in Trenton, News 12 New Jersey, 3-8-14]:
Police say an early morning shooting at a converted after-hours club in Trenton left one person dead and five others injured.

The incident took place on the 900 block of Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard just before 5 a.m. Saturday at an illegal speakeasy-type of club.
Police say a total of four people were shot after an argument broke out. The names of the victims have not been released, but the Mercer County Prosecutor's Office says the man who died was 43 years old. A 30-year-old man is in critical condition and another man and woman are stable. Two women trying to run from the building suffered burns when grease spilled from a deep fryer.  
  That one man's dream has ushered in a never-ending nightmare across all of America is the type of post-script Wes Craven and Clive Barker could have only hoped for in their "horror" movies.

Shootings and crime on Martin Luther King Jr. Blvds, Drives, Streets and Avenues are a despondent reminder that no matter the good intentions behind legislation, nature will always find a way to return.

Always.

Genes, unlike politicians, don't lie.

But it's what happened only hours later that makes this story a true representation of the old adage "Trenton Makes. The world takes."

A shooting in the black community is immediately a cause for a memorial.
Danger Will Robinson! Danger!

A vigil.

And such a celebration of life and remembrance is a gathering of impending death.  [Police: Two Trenton men shot at homicide scene outside after-hours night club, NJ.com, 3-9-14]:
One city man is critically wounded and another was injured today when shots were fired toward an impromptu memorial at the illegal, after-hours night club on Martin Luther King Boulevard where another city man died and others were seriously injured early Saturday morning, officials said.

A 44-year-old Trenton man is in extremely critical condition tonight after being shot in the head around 4 p.m. while sitting inside an SUV parked outside 919 Martin Luther King Blvd., Saturday’s homicide scene, said Casey DeBlasio, a spokeswoman for the Mercer County Prosecutor’s Office.
“Multiple rounds were fired into the SUV," DeBlasio said. "The SUV was struck multiple times."
The unidentified man was taken to Capital Health Regional Medical Center in Trenton by the driver of the vehicle, she said.
Another man, identified as a 21-year-old city resident, was shot in the hand while standing in a group of about 20 mourners gathered near the memorial site, Police Lt. Steve Varn said. That victim was transported by ambulance to Capital Health in Trenton, treated and released, DeBlasio said.
We live in a country where Martin Luther King's "dream" came true.

It's a story like this, of life in 2014 Trenton, that truly illustrates the poignancy of this point.

But what if MLK's "dream" had never become the blueprint of this country's future?

Such a thought is easily the most scandalous one an individual can have in America during the "enlightened" age of Obama and the continually progressive age we... progress toward.

Right?

The toleration of the continued indignity of being white is the hallmark of a good citizen believes, in a country where Martin Luther's King "dream" has become the compass pointing toward a future utopia, or so say the eternally anointed.

But a shooting on a street bearing his name, and then a retaliatory shooting on the same street at a vigil held for the prior shooting is a story you'll never, ever see told on a national level.

It's barely news for the citizens of Trenton, for that matter those living in New Jersey.

Trenton Makes. The World Takes.

No.

We believed in equality. The Rest of the World Takes.

The toll for the implementation of MLK's "dream?"

Civilization.

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50 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad these warning signs in the 'hood!

Sea Pig

TheAntidote said...

Well, I wish I had a plummy English accent such as Peers Morgan has. Then I would explain that all this savage mayhem is the result of 'America's gun culture'. Perhaps I could bring along smart cookie Rachel Jentil to say "dey ol' skoo, wee new skoo."
It was madness to bring Negroes to this continent. they are a curse; a plague; a blight. God have mercy on us.

Mr.Ken said...

This is fu*king hilarious.."Two women trying to run from the building suffered burns when grease spilled from a deep fryer." hahaha that is great. This is at a vigil, right? What were they serving?...*promise wings*? #2...I have heard of critical,stable even guarded condition, but "extremely critical" condition? Is that some negro inspired way of saying that his mostly bone head is separated from the rest of his neck?

Anonymous said...

This is the best (worst) story about Trenton you could post? Have you been following the sad story of Mayor Tony Mack? I live in Hamilton Township, which is considered a suburb, or part of the greater Trenton area. It's where most of the smart whites fled to, and now it seems like I'm living on the frontier, as the disease spreads and spreads...

Anonymous said...

Only months ago a young child was shot at a vigil in a park in Chiraq at 11pm! Great idea, let's get more people out at night to the park like a circus with cheap teddy bears and our airbrush t-shirts from the one hour t-shirt w our dead cuzzins 8th grade grad pic and graffiti style font of the name he "go by". Just because someone was shot there earlier ....

Anonymous said...

Ex New Yorker here....Always a pleasure reading these stories. My favorite are the RAP CONCERT shootings. Some years ago in NY 40 people died at a rap show when some local tribal gunslingers started popping rounds inside a theater. Most of the people died from being trampled to death as the crowd was running to escape the shooters. A strip mall in Arizona had a rap contest at a local club. Only twenty people were shot. I am waiting for streets to be named after Obama so the body count can get even bigger.

Philadelphia Mike said...

The definition of White Privilege:

Work hard, sacrifice, love your family, prepare for the future, nurture your children, cleanliness, scientific achievement, self discipline.

I've worked hard to get where I am...and I'm proud to be who I am.

It's all in the genes.

Silence = Death

Break the White Silence

Philadelphia Mike

Anonymous said...

Here's a funny rap concert story. young Jeezy has 2 Canadian shows. Shooting at the first one in Toronto then shooting at the 2nd one in London ON. I'm not sure he showed to either show just got someone to shoot up the place so he didn't have to perform and couldn't be held accountable for the no show

Anonymous said...

HOT BUSINESS FLASH!!!!!!

Open a candle and flower shop in any hood for loads of business!!!!

Major1 said...

It is an undeniable pleasure reading these stories. Sometimes you simply have to enjoy the little things in life.
Like the unintentional humor contained in this marvelous post.
The setting? Trenton. Post-apocalyptic black urban shithole. An "illegal, after-hours speakeasy". MLK Blvd. of course. (We won't mention Dr. Marty's "content of their character" speech. Too easy.)
Four people shot at 5am. Something tells me none of them had to be at work at 8am.
Two women decide to GTFO and knock over a deep fryer.
An A-list Hollywood screenwriter couldn't come up with something better.
Predictably, to mourn the shocking and unexpected loss of precious black life, a vigil is hastily convened.
And, the day shift thugs shoot the place up.
Priceless.
Illegal speakeasies, drive-by shootings, bogus memorials, and hot grease. Murder and deep fryers.
Black America.

Anonymous said...

90210

http://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-dad-doesnt-deny-tossing-toddler-creek-145122384.html

Philadelphia Mike said...

When I grew up, there was no "White Privilege" for us.

Half of the family 3 generations before me were immigrants from Italy and Sicily, the other half were from France and Switzerland. No one in the generation that arrived here spoke English. They had to learn it when they got here. No one was handed an affirmative action job. No one was given food stamps, housing, etc.

In fact, the Italian/Sicilian relatives often spoke of their particular dilemma of barely being considered White back then. But they rose up to the challenges and made success stories of their lives.

The family now is also Scotch, Irish, English and Norwegian...a true European blend.

And now, because of all of our sacrifice and hard work, we are being attacked from all sides...by rabid blacks and crazed DWL's.

Do you ever feel like that guy in the Bob Seger song, "Against the Wind"?

This is what the Ministry of Truth has done to us.

Only We Can Awaken the Sleeping White Dragon

Philadelphia Mike

Anonymous said...

nanny state

http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/2-old-suspended-daycare-over-cheese-sandwich-203900195.html

Jay Santos said...

Trenton Makes. The World Takes.

It was once true, a real manufacturing center for lots of day to day items. That was more than 60 years ago now, when Poles, Irish, Italian, Hungarian and other Americans of European extraction would show up on the job everyday and… work. Once they finished working they would return home or maybe stop for a beer. But they would raise families, attend a church on the weekend and despite the astonishing availability of guns, they would not shoot one another. They would not shoot, rob and rape one another because they were not savages, only several generations removed from the jungles of Africa.

But then what I just described was and is true for Baltimore, Camden, Birmingham, Detroit, Oakland and so many other other American cities.

People made the decisions that led to what we are experiencing today. Those people are men and women who were entrusted with political power and decision making these past 50 years. A more concentrated group of incompetent, corrupt and evil human beings you will never meet. And they continue, wearing more expensive suits today and having become more malicious than their forbearers in the 60's and 70's could have ever imagined.

Anonymous said...

Poverty and da ebul waycism caused it. Trenton needs to open a midnight basketball program ASAP. A big thank you to cities with martin looter kommie streets so people know to avoid the groid.

Anonymous said...

Personally, I don't care if negroes start eating each other. Or kidnapping each other's children to sacrifice to the spirits in the finest muti tradition (as they do in Africa) because they'll "become rich" as a result.
Not to put too fine a point on it but to hell with negroes and their savage, bestial, violent, ignorant, backwards and parasitical race.
If they weren't infesting America, I'd give them no more thought than I do to some primitive villagers raping, robbing, looting, killing and practicing muti in some African shithole back in da muddaland. Which, by the way, is where they all truly belong and are more suited to as it's their natural level.
Yes, negroes. As a race, you truly and completely suck and are a curse upon civilization wherever you nest.

Gnome Sane said...

O/T:
"Lawyer: Dad doesn't deny tossing toddler in creek"

http://news.yahoo.com/lawyer-dad-doesnt-deny-tossing-toddler-creek-145122384.html

"The lawyer for a man charged with killing his 2-year-old daughter by tossing her into a creek while still strapped into her car seat said Wednesday the real question for the jury is not whether he did it but whether he was thinking clearly that night."

"Arthur Morgan III of Eatontown is accused of weighing down the seat with a tire-changing jack so it would sink. He is charged with killing his daughter, Tierra Morgan-Glover, in what prosecutors claim was a premeditated, jealous rage because the girl's mother would not get back together with him."

I. Shit. You. Not.

Anonymous said...

I've traveled through every one of the lower 48, and it seems that all major cities in this country have a "Martin Luther King, Jr. Boulevard." Somehow, some way, roads named thusly ALWAYS mark the crumbling, crime-infested center of any city's dilapidated third-world reservation. A streetsign with MLK's name on it essentially translates to "Get Robbed, Raped and Murdered Boulevard."

Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream. Don't blow a tire on a street named after him if you aren't well-armed and prepared to defend your life, or you'll find yourself living a Madison-style nightmare.

The PDK Herald/Crier Project said...

If only we non-liberal whites were 20 or 25 years down the road of secession and declaring independence for our new White Homeland at this time.

For this is the time when Obama and many other "Americans" are clamoring and saber rattling Putin to let those people go, the disgruntled people, those people who want their freedom from Russia. We could seize our opportunity, by declaring ourselves disgruntled and in want of our freedom, exactly as our Russian counterparts have, and secede by declaring independence.

Obama and the others would be caught in the social chess trap of hypocrisy upon the world stage.

Perhaps someday, this will be how it all plays out, who knows.

But a new birth of freedom, liberating non-liberal whites from the alliance of white liberals and their loser minority allies is a sun trying to rise.

With the NW quarter of America in our hold and charge, the right moment will spark a peaceful separation of we from liberal tyranny and their baggage of negros, Hispanic white/browns, Islamics and all other losers habitating upon planet Earth.

May Godspeed this, our genuinely lofty endeavor.

For our beloved, coming white posterity.

From the Sanctuary. I'm PDK: Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Most Blacks know that relative to Whites and of course Asians they are deficit in impulse control. But the dictates of Cultural Marxism with its multiculturalism and moral relativism not to mention the CMM (Cultural Marxist Media) prevent them from honestly admitting it and making meaningful steps to mitigate self-sabotage

Jeff Foxworthy has been white America's top comedian for over 2 decades with a routine that apologetically asks two digit IQ whites to admit to, even embrace their inner "Redneck" heredity, and then still avoid wrecking their own lives by following the behavioral norms of the right half of the bell curve.

Likewise, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle for a brief time tried to be Black America's equivalent to Foxworthy and the rest of the Blue Collar Comedy troupe.

Blacks know that decades of anti-violence vigils and other rituals organized by their community's Cultural Marxism promotion leadership have done nothing for them. 50, 60 years ago most blacks were comfortable a society that told them they would be far better off attempting to emulate the behavior of right side of America's bell curve. However, Cultural Marxism with unrelentingly subversive agenda has made that impossible.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

@Anonymous in Hamilton County. you did not "flee" from Trenton. it is now called the Safety
Relocation Initiative or SRI. used to place people of substance and morals in a surrounding enviornment with like induviduals of the same race.

Kill-me-ton, delaware had a similar incident when the bros had to pedal in and blast off a magazine full when there were 3 city po-po standing by. said bro just pedaled off into the hood, nobody seen nuffin'. it wasn't on mlkjr. blvd. ours is completely devoid of anything. just a useless street to get into da hood.

D-FENS said...

"I am waiting for streets to be named after Obama so the body count can get even bigger."

Haven't some public skoolz already been named after Obongo?

Anonymous said...

PK,
Check out this story out of Minneapolis where a negro punched an 8 year old in the face then took his iPad. It's getting very hard for black folk to keep saying white people do it too when all the surveillance videos show otherwise.

http://www.wkyc.com/video/3329223152001/1/Caught-on-camera-Man-punches-boy-steals-iPad


Also worth noting is this article from CNN about millenials being more liberal.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/11/opinion/frum-millennials-survey/

However, the article points out some encouraging statistics.

Consider these key points:
Here's a generation detached from religious institutions and only weakly attached to the country: Only 49% of millennials describe themselves as patriotic, compared with 64% of the next older cohort and 75% of baby boomers. Millennials are alienated. What will happen if they feel disappointed as well?

One prediction about their future is already coming true: The millennial generation will be a generation characterized by high levels of inter-ethnic political conflict.
Among the young as among the old, political preferences are cleaved by race and ethnicity. One obvious example: Non-white millennials approve of President Obama's job performance by a 2-1 ratio. White millennials disapprove by almost the same margin.


By a margin of 52% to 39%, white millennials prefer a smaller government that offers fewer services to a bigger government that offers more. Non-white millennials say the opposite by a margin of 71% to 21%. These numbers show a racial gap about the same as among the older cohorts.

PK and others. The time is right to get the message to these people. Despite being more liberal they are very receptive right now in that they won't be contaminated by religious egalitarianism and their views about Obama and differences in how they view government are show they ain't drinking the kool aid.

Start gearing the message to them. Let's get out and leave informative and truthful statistics (printed on business cards, flyers, etc) in the places they gather. Like the video above, when people start noticing that it's always black folk doing this then more eyes will open.

NORDIC CAUCASOID said...

GREATWHITES,

Chris Christy could help a lot of whites out in New Jersey by signing a concealed carry permit law in that state?
So this begs the question if Mr. Christy would pull off the upset in the 2016 election would he be all in on a nationwide gun grab too?

GODSPEED/SEGREGATION NATION!!!

Anonymous said...

And the problem wouldn't be so bad if we had less of THIS:

http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-abandoned-boys-20140311,0,1443960.story

Not only is this "mother" pumping out 8 future parasite thugs, she is creating several jobs for unemployable black women though the various "parenting" programs, foster programs, placement programs, CPS, etc. run by the government.

Black women don't give a shit about black children. They just need money to get their hair did, buy crack, and go to da club.

Can you imagine how many dollars in confiscated resources this "fambily" -->one single, highly fertile black woman, her 7 vagrant male sperm donors, and her 8 illegitimate children, have sucked??

Now multiply that by millions for 10 more generations. These are biological weapons.

Something's gotta give.

Anonymous said...

OT: Dat's rayciss.

http://voxday.blogspot.de/2014/03/anti-racism-is-code-word.html

"If you haven't figured out that "raciss" is merely a rhetorical weapon and minorities have no more interest in equality than feminists do, you are very, very slow on the uptake.

Once Europeans are no longer the majority in a given country, they'll very soon learn how little interest all the various competing minorities who accused them of racism have in "colorblindness", "racial equality", "affirmative action", "proportional representation" and all the other useful little rhetorical fictions that have been successfully used to prevent Europeans from pursuing any group interests."

Earl Turner said...

Even at a memorial for their own where blacks with guns are to blame, they just can't overcome their DNA.

And while on the subject, note that I said blacks with guns. That is shortened to just guns by their handlers because it is easier for them to assign some sort of "bad juju" to an object created by the white man.

Anonymous said...

OT: When the EBT Cards stops working...

10 banker suicides so far...

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-13/another-trader-commits-suicide

Are things about to tank?

Anonymous said...

Here is some good news for a change.

http://irishsavant.blogspot.com/2014/03/aer-lingus-take-bow.html

kiev said...

drive by teddy bear drop

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised nobody suffered deep fryer grease burns during the incident at the memorial vigil.

Anonymous said...

OT - Shiela Jackson Lee speaks on the floor of congress and states that America has been under constitutional rule for over 400 years? WTF. The constitution has only been around since 1787! Three black " leaders" have seriously and genuinely made statements that are so stupid you can't even believe what you just heard.

Barack Obama - Called our Naval heroes " Corpse Men"

Hank Johnson believes" Guam wil Flip Over by expanding a military Base.

And Sheila Jackson thinks that the pilgrims arrived with the Constitution of The United States of America already drafted and signed.

I just don't know what to say anymore.... My fellow citizens elect these idiots. All hope may be lost. And I'm an optimist by nature.

Anonymous said...

Paul Kersey,

Are folks in the wider Conservative Media reading SBPDL???

Daily Caller has article on the Madison WI home invasion, rape of pregnant woman.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/03/13/horror-pregnant-woman-gang-raped-in-vicious-wisconsin-home-invasion/

Anonymous said...

Holy crap. I'm watching Fox News and the local police spokesman described the intoxicated driver that mowed down a crowd in Austin TX at a music festival as a " Black Male. I ain't lyin . Heard it with my own two eyes. Check the temperature in hell folks ... Maybe there is hope for us after all.

Anonymous said...

"White Privilege" is code for Black Failure. Post that everywhere.

Anonymous said...

"In fact, the Italian/Sicilian relatives often spoke of their particular dilemma of barely being considered White back then"

As a 64 y/o fart born & raised in the heart of Hoosierland I can attest that Italians were a real puzzlement to white americans back in the day.

Were they white? They have to be white, heck their the ol'Romans?

Verdict did indeed seem to be barely white and the barely part was mostly because everybody loved eat'n'em a big plate of 'sghetti'n'meatballs with that there fine red gravy all over it :) (But Garlic, not so much - Midwesterners used to have a real aversion to the "stinking rose".

Another factor in the ol'Italian's favor was that they were by far mostly a very gregarious people & pleasant & fun to be around. Good ol'boys with a funny accent.

Lastly, folks figured they had'ta be white being such religious Catholics.
Papism was considered a threat equal to BlackTum by the KKK (which was powerful back then) but even the KKK realized that Papists were white folk so Italians were included (but just barely)

/H hypie out H\

Anonymous said...

Love the site Paul

TheAntidote, please don't judge the English by our idiots like Piers Moron, and we'll try not to judge you by yours :)

Anonymous said...

@ D-FENS a 100 year old school in the glorious people's republik of New Jersey was renamed the sobama school in 2010 and was closed a year later due to low enrollment:

http://www.app.com/article/20110317/NJNEWS/110317060/State-monitor-orders-Asbury-s-Barack-Obama-School-closed?nclick_check=1

Anonymous said...

About the toddler in the river -

Black bucks kill their bitches' kids all the time. G00gle Richard McTear; threw his girlfriend's baby out of a car window on I-275.

Chimps also kill their rivals kids; not comparing blacks to chimps or anything, just saying ...

Anonymous said...

Off topic: Remember the little kid shot to death in his stroller in Brunswick, GA? The mother of the feral creep who did it has been sentenced to ten years in prison for disposing of the gun, lying to the police and trying to cover up the crime. Of course, she claims she "didn't do nuffin."
A thought: If tombstones in cemetaries contained a brief description of one's life and accomplishments, the tombstones in negro cemetaries would mostly have "I didn't do nuffin!" carved beneath the worthless groid's name. I doubt that "I gabe birff to sebben bastard thugs wid 6 diffrunt baby daddies," would be listed as an accomplishment. "Sucked the government teat fo' forty years and whined about raycism" would be a good one. I shudder to think what could be on the tombstones of the males~ "Aspiring rapper who nebber did nuffin and wuz shot to deff at age 16" or "Nebber had a job but made sho sum polices and prison guards had one."
Future generations could take tours of the negro cemetaries to see the tombstones and read the inscriptions at Dysfunction Acres Memorial Garden. Each tombstone could also contain the dollar amount each worthless groid cost the taxpayer during it's meaningless sojourn on earth. And each time another worthless groid was planted, the electronic sign at the entrace could be updated with a new total dollar figure of how much money got wasted on the groids in Dysfunction Acres.
Here lies Dontabious Tyreese Latrell. He died with his whine on. Cost to tax payers: 1 million four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Anonymous said...

Most likely deep fried feeeish, and you know some fish grabbin and wig snatchin started with the fish, causing greasenins ta burn the wimmins.

Anonymous said...

Its Filet O Fish

Anonymous said...

There were a couple of comments above about Black History Monf in the Army. Let me add that as a reservist in a 99% white unit a list was passed around that we had to sign saying that we had taken class on black history even though it was not given. The open disgruntlement and disgust of the white soldiers was a beautiful thing to behold.
Keep your kids out of the military. Especially your daughters. If they must go in make sure it's combat arms and they go to a National Guard unit in a white area. We will need the arms and training when the time comes.

Eric Blair

Jay Santos said...

Anonymous said...
Off topic: Remember the little kid shot to death in his stroller in Brunswick, GA? The mother of the feral creep who did it has been sentenced to ten years in prison for disposing of the gun, lying to the police and trying to cover up the crime. Of course, she claims she "didn't do nuffin."
A thought: If tombstones in cemetaries contained a brief description of one's life and accomplishments, the tombstones in negro cemetaries would mostly have "I didn't do nuffin!" carved beneath the worthless groid's name. I doubt that "I gabe birff to sebben bastard thugs wid 6 diffrunt baby daddies," would be listed as an accomplishment. "Sucked the government teat fo' forty years and whined about raycism" would be a good one. I shudder to think what could be on the tombstones of the males~ "Aspiring rapper who nebber did nuffin and wuz shot to deff at age 16" or "Nebber had a job but made sho sum polices and prison guards had one."
Future generations could take tours of the negro cemetaries to see the tombstones and read the inscriptions at Dysfunction Acres Memorial Garden. Each tombstone could also contain the dollar amount each worthless groid cost the taxpayer during it's meaningless sojourn on earth. And each time another worthless groid was planted, the electronic sign at the entrace could be updated with a new total dollar figure of how much money got wasted on the groids in Dysfunction Acres.
Here lies Dontabious Tyreese Latrell. He died with his whine on. Cost to tax payers: 1 million four hundred and fifty thousand dollars.


I really like this concept. I especially like the phrase, "the dollar amount each worthless groid cost the taxpayer during it's meaningless sojourn on earth. " Nice work!

Anonymous said...

90210

Antonio West

re.
Off topic: Remember the little kid shot to death in his stroller in Brunswick, GA?

Mr. Rational said...

I thought the kid shot in his stroller in Georgia was Antonio Angel Santiago, but there could easily be more than one.

Anonymous said...

One hour t-shirt too! Sometimes the family has the victims memorial tee on while being interviewed on tv

kulturkampf said...

Only good thing about the military these days is that naive whites from places like Montana and Maine end up with their first diversity experience! It didn't take the smarter ones among us more than a few hours to realize something is fishy about this whole "diversity is our strength " attitude. Let them go active duty and serve with them cheek to jowl for a few years and while they might not outright say it they might be cheering for the South next time therural Yankee sees a civil war movie.

Anonymous said...

Those tombstones will be paid for by our tax dollars, of course.

They'll get pretty expensive with the epitaphs listed and the etched picture of de yoof before reaching his full Travoniontavius potential!