Tuesday, January 26, 2010

No Hope for Haiti

“Hope — it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.”

This quote comes from the Architect in the film The Matrix: Reloaded, and in it we at SBPDL see a tragic finality to the Haitian crisis of 2010.

For the Haitian crisis can never fully be rectified as long as Haitians remain in Haiti, no matter how much praying is done and no matter how much hope is passed along to that islands Black population.

Billions of dollars prior to the earthquake failed miserably to create a sustainable government, an enterprising population proficient enough to build infrastructure in Haiti and worse, virtually anyone capable of cultivating the land for food and sustaining the exponentially expanding population that resembled the alien situation from the film District 9.

Oddly, the same scenario now befalls Zimbabwe, a nation where Black people can no longer feed themselves on the same land where white farmers once cultivated enough provisions to label that country “The Bread Basket of Africa”. The common denominator is of course, Black people in charge of both Haiti and Zimbabwe.

How much money has been raised for Haiti through text-messaging initiatives, church offerings, and the scam that is the Yele Haiti Charity of Wyclef Jean along with money from corporations here in the United States, not to mention the $100 million pledged by Mein Obama at a time when the US deficit has reached $12 trillion?

Can it be accounted for? Can it be quantified? Can an ROI be deduced from the benevolent nature of the American people? Should aid even be given?

Don’t forget the hundreds of millions of dollars that will be spent on US military personnel via the occupation of the island to keep and maintain peace (at least six more months).

Some have deemed Haiti and the crisis engulfing that land a crime of US Imperialism. This is wrong and a goofy delusion of those Disingenuous White Liberals who continue to give money to the perpetually open coffers of Haiti in hopes that every Haitian will one day love classical music.

Haiti is a crime of nature, allowed to continue thanks to the misplaced hope of millions who cling to the delusional belief in change. By throwing millions, billions, hell trillions of dollars to sustain a population of 9 million people incapable of sustaining themselves is the height of insanity.

Luckily, a solution to the problem does exist, as Haitians must be brought to America. Nine million Haitians must be brought to America now, so that every city can experience the glory of a Little Haiti (like the one in Miami).

Of course, this misses out on important point: Haitians are Black people and Black people currently enjoy a horrible unemployment rate in America. Compound that number with an additional 9 million Black people who are virtually unemployable in any meaningful field in America, and you create communities that will quickly resemble the island nation they were just rescued from and perpetuate the vicious cycle of madness that “hope” creates.

Oddly, “Hope for Haiti Now” is new collection of songs that would bring a tear to Pandora’s eyes, and better, dollar signs to those Crusading White Pedagogues eyes:

"Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief," drew a cumulative audience of more than 83 million viewers and a gross average audience of more than 24 million viewers in the United States, according to Nielsen Media Research. The telethon has now raised more than $61 million in donations from the general public to date.

"Hope for Haiti Now" aired on Friday, January 22, 2010 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT and 7:00 p.m. CT, across networks including ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, CNN, BET, The CW, HBO, MTV, VH1, CMT, PBS, TNT, Showtime, AMC, CNBC, COMEDY CENTRAL, Bravo, E! Entertainment, MSNBC, National Geographic Channel, Oxygen, G4, CENTRIC, Current TV, Fuse, MLB Network, EPIX, Palladia, SoapNet, Style, Discovery Health, Planet Green, CNN en Espanol, HBO Latino, Logo, MTV2, MTV Tr3s, MTV Hits, VH1 Classic and VH1 Soul.”

Thankfully, white people are flocking to the aid of Haitian children by adopting them in the hope they will grow up to be the next Michael Oher (and not the next Raymond Martinez).

We at SBPDL had the audacity to point the reality of adoption and now, white people again do what few Black men wish to do: take care of Black children.

No amount of money can ameliorate Haiti. No amount of aid can save Haiti. Importing vast amounts of Haitians will only have the alchemical effect of turning America into Haiti.

Hope in the hands of Disingenuous White Liberals and Evangelizing White Emissaries (EWE) creates a world of universal misfortune. Look at the success of “We are the World” and “Do They Know Its Christmas?” from the 1980. Wait…

Nothing changed. Not one thing.

Gallup polls show not all Americans are in favor of Haitianizing the United States by bringing in more Haitians, but we at SBPDL disagree. It’s a Black world now, and all capable families should have one Haitian child to show them this obvious truth.

Hope can be a powerful entity, but it can also empower the delusional. In the case of Haiti, the source of our greatest strength continues to empower our greatest weakness. Black Americans, already experiencing record levels of unemployment, will now see that “Hope for Haiti” is an idea that will never come.

Stuff Black People Don’t Like understands one idea today: There is No Hope for Haiti... now or ever.

Don’t forget to buy the album Hope for Haiti Now, iTunes number one selling album of all-time, because it is vital that we help save a nation through our continuous gift of hope. That same nation – mind you – was labeled by the United States Department of State (as of November 23, 2009) as being completely devoid of hope:

“CRIME: There are no "safe” areas in Haiti. There is a persistent danger of violent crime, which can be subject to periodic surges sometimes not obviously explained by other events or conditions. Haiti is among the four most important countries for drug transit to the United States. Law and order in Haiti has steadily deteriorated as a result. Kidnapping, death threats, murders, drug-related shootouts, armed robberies, home break-ins and car-jacking are common in Haiti. Generally, these crimes are committed by Haitians against other Haitians, although several foreigners and U.S. citizens have been victimized.

The incidence of kidnapping in Haiti has diminished from its peak in 2006 when 60 U.S, citizens were reported kidnapped. In 2008, there were 27 reported kidnappings of U.S. citizens, and as of September 2009, one U.S. citizen had been reported kidnapped. Many U.S. citizens who were kidnapped reported being beaten and/or raped by their hostage takers. Kidnapping remains the most critical security concern. Kidnappers have frequently targeted children.”

The above quote was from the United States Department of State, issued on the 23rd of November in 2009.

There is no hope for Haiti and there never was. Sorry to burst your bubble George Clooney, for not even you and every star in Hollywood can shine bright enough this time to change nature. It didn't work for Bob Geldof and Africa, and it won't work for Haiti.


Phalluster said...

while i have avoided making any donations, i sense the day is coming when i will be forced to open my pocket and pour money into the sinkhole of haiti.

income taxes are due in a couple of months.

Anonymous said...


Don't be naive. Your tax money will never reach Haiti. It will go where it always has been going. Multi-national corporations.

Barry the half breed doesn't run this country. Bank of America, AIG, Exxon-Mobil, PG&E run it.

Don't cry,because in 2012 they'll put a white puppet in power and you guys can go back to sleep for another two hundred or so years.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

I would like congress to pass a bill allowing NASA to jetison bono into space. I would donate to that.

Anonymous said...

Why don't they promote this radical idea called birth control like they're doing in Africa?

Poverty is a systemic problem due to overpopulation. Systemic problems require systemic solutions. Sending aid money is only a temporary solution. Aggressive birth control and education are the only systemic soltion

Anonymous said...

What anonymous said at 10:24 is true. The only way to save any third world country would be to reduce the population, battle corruption, and devlope a stable systems of laws.

I feel that far to often, especially on the internet, people only look at the negatives of blacks never ever speak about the positives. Its no wonder why nearly all non blacks are racist. While most blacks arent racist and just want to live their life.

Kenny Johnson

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...


I find your comment conflicts with reality. Black people are the only collective group that still support Obama, by a nearly 9-1 margin.


Racism isn't a positive, as irrational hatred of others isn't smart. However, just an hour on this website will showcase that the facts, stories cited and an honest appraisal of HAITI will show you that racism has nothing to do with SBPDL.

People might not like what is written here, but that doesn't make it any less true.

I feel sorry for the people of Haiti and for the children as well.

Haiti has a constitution. They have laws. These provisions haven't been able to restrain that population from creating a nation that the US Department of State deemed a "criminal zone" in 2009.

A nation is an extension of the people. Plan and simple

Anonymous said...

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think simply throwing money at a problem will make it better.

Anonymous said...

To Whoever Wrote This:
Have you ever been to Haiti?
How dare you say these things???
These are human beings that you are talking about.

Anonymous said...

Wow....I can't stand the heartlessness of this blog. Why I came here? Not sure. But I will never come back.

Anonymous said...

I don't see the point of this..Instead of saying crap like haitians look like the aliens from District 9....Why not write a solution to stop or reduce crimes, poverty, corruption in Haiti..

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Actually, it states the population resembles the exponentially increasing population from District 9. Click on the link, and you'll see an article comparing the aliens in the movie District 9 to the current situation in Haiti.

Why haven't crime poverty or corruption been reduced in majority Black areas of America? Or South Africa?

Haiti is a no-go area, except for Christians who want to proselytize to a population of primarily voodoo worshipers.

SBPDL suggestion? leave Haiti alone.

Anonymous said...

People can say how heartless this person is for writing this blog, they can't take the truth. You can't keep giving money to a dope head hoping they will use that money to change. You need to teach people and guide them, not just give and hope they change on their own.

marlon said...

I am a Jamaican, and my wife and I have given money to the Haitian relief effort. But...this article makes me wonder...

The link is long because the site is down...so I had to got to google cache.

Porter said...

Anon 1:45pm wrote:

"Why not write a solution to stop or reduce crimes, poverty, corruption in Haiti.."

Ok, I'm your Huckleberry. Here's the easy solution that will radically reduce crime, poverty, and corruption in Haiti.

Remove all blacks.

There that was easy and absolutely guaranteed to solve the stated problems.

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it. You're all a bunch of fucking racists having a big, racist group hug over here.

Anonymous said...

So your solution for Haiti is to have Haitians come to the US?
I'm sorry sir, your lack of education is showing.
Stop worrying about Haiti, it will be fine its lasted this long, we don't need people like you worrying about Haiti.
Please go on about your day and cease to write about topics you have no knowledge of!
Forget we exist!

Anonymous said...

Really anon at 7:59? Everything quoted in the above piece comes from reputable sources.

THE US STATE DEPARTMENT warned Americans from going there in November 2009.

WHat makes this site racist, anon? Do facts about Haiti hurt?

And to the last anon... Haiti has lasted as long as it has due to the benevolent gifts from foreign nations.

Are you Haitian? Believe me, I wish you people didn't exist. Were it not for white people and chrisitanity, you wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

I get tired of people incapable of understanding the reality of Haiti. Is it racist now to even point out that the island is full of Black people? Can we not acknowledge this clear fact?

Anna said...

Interesting article.

I do feel for the people of Haiti. No matter what, we should always judge in the side of mercy. No matter what, it sucks having a house fall on you.

I think what bugs me is that everyone everywhere is really trying to help Haiti, we just can't all jump on a plane a bring dozers with us over there. We're doing the best we can, and yet a lot of people in Haiti are screaming at the rest of the world because we're not feeding them. Come on people, we're trying...

EPIC_TRUTH said...

I think we should abandon them to their own devices and care for themselves. That country has been on form of charity or another, then we see what recently occurred an earthquake in Chile that's magnitude was 1000 times greater. I get tired of people making excuses for the niggers, I'm half Asian and my people recently came out of great wars with the US; Japan, Korea, and Vietnam yet we rebuilt within a generation and some with no resources (Japan), what is their excuse after 200 years?

Anonymous said...

I agree totally...
Leave haiti alone and let them figure things out themselves... after another 200 years, they'll would have solved things on their own via civil wars and some population reduction. Kinda like a petri-dish. Either the good bacteria will win or the bad will... let nature take its course and let the rest of the world do its own civilized thing.

Mr. E.

Anonymous said...

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. (Luke 23:34)
or say.