Friday, May 7, 2010

#37. White Criminals Posing as Black People

In the early 1990 classic Point Break, four surfer friends don masks in the guise of former United States Presidents and rob banks to help fund their hedonistic lifestyle of surfing, partying and living.

We at SBPDL are convinced that this is what motivated Conrad Zdzierak in his bank robbing exploits. Well, it was either Point Break or the high rates of Black crime that are blasted on the Local Nightly News and splashed across the front pages of newspapers in many cities (Birmingham most recently).

You see, Zdzierak is a white guy who ingeniously purchased a realistic mask of a Black face and wore it as he robbed banks. Thus, the police believed a Black male was robbing banks while the real-culprit was a white male safely ensconced clandestinely in a mask. And they say race is only skin deep:

Acting on a tip, officers from several departments served a search warrant at the Extended Stay America Hotel at 320 Glensprings Drive in Springdale Wednesday afternoon where they arrested Zdzierak.

Officers discovered a red dye pack from a bank had exploded inside a vehicle that belongs to Zdzierak.

Police then tried to enter Zdzierak's room, but were encountered by a dog that bit one of the officers, prompting one of them to fire their gun.

Once inside, officers discovered evidence, including a Hollywood-style mask linking Zdzierak to six robberies.

"The suspect seen in the surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be an African American male. The suspect was actually a male, white, who was wearing an elaborate disguise," said Lieutenant Michael Mathis with the Springdale Police Department.

Springdale police says they have never seen such an elaborate mask.

Police say Zdzierak committed five of the robberies last Friday, April 9.

Investigators say Zdzierak would hand a note to an employee indicating he had a gun and demanded cash.

Black people know that most white people lived in a fantasy land where only criminals are Black. Sadly, crime statistics do point to a disproportionate amount of crime being committed by Black people, so this assumption by white people isn’t that far from the truth.

This is the underlying message of the Zdzierak story: white people understand the crime patterns in America. Regardless of what city you are in, if Black people are present then the crime rate will be higher among that population demographic than any other. Capitalizing on this, Zdzierak concealed his true identity as a mild-mannered white guy and created the persona of a hardened Black criminal that would be difficult to catch and identify since so much crime is committed by Black people.

Worse, when members of the Black community were questioned about these bank robberies and no news was readily available as to whom the culprit was – Black people couldn’t identify the faux-Black person in the surveillance photos since the white dude was wearing a Black mask – the idea of Black people refraining from snitching on their Black brother was prevalent among the racist police force.

The ‘Black Face Robber’ was obviously following the lead set by Al Jolson and other Hollywood stars that have used makeup to turn their white skin dark for the amusement of others. In the case of Zdzierak, he just took the next logical step: put on an expensive rubber Black mask and pull a Point Break.

This story reminds us of Susan Smith, the evil white woman who dared peg the murder of her three children on a fictitious Black man. The media and everyone believed her story of a sadistic Black man murdering her children due to the propensity of Black males to engage in this type of behavior at a rate far exceeding any other racial group.

Other examples of the "Black man did it lie" include the following:

Recently, a woman in Maryland blamed the death of her husband on a Black man. It was determined she paid a hit-man to off her husband. Another woman claimed a Black man stole her baby, but it was later ascertained she killed her own offspring.

These incidences prove the high rates of incarceration of Black people (males) are unlawful, fallacious and wrong. Obviously, Black people are never committing any of the crimes. They are being set up by white people to take the fall for crimes they commit.

Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes criminals posing as Black people, for the high rates of actual crime committed by Black people lead police to believe that an actual Black person is behind the crime. Even though it might be a white person behind the veil of a Black face, the police will always utilize the scientific method in determining the culprit.

The problem though about the "Black man did it lie" is simply this: people have to believe the lie for it to be a problem. The high rates of Black criminality make the lie seem veracious when it is told, for the high rates of Black criminality in this nation is no lie, but a sad reminder of life in Black Run America (BRA).

A white person crying wolf about a Black crime is - regrettably - believable.

Statistics are damning to Black people accused of crimes, for trends don’t lie. However, your eyes can and white people have no moral objection to disassociating themselves from a crime by dressing up as a Black person.


Steve said...

I dont think this has anything to do with racism. It has everything to do with a crook using a brilliant disguise. Since he got burned on a tip Im sure one of his pals or someone overheard him bragging turned him in. "No honour among thieves"
Trouble with bank robbers is after they get a certain amount of success they get addicted to the thrill rather than the gain.
Ill bet this guys technique will become a point of study at law enforcement academies through out the country.
Facial recognition software wouldn't work the disguise was so good.

A lucky break for law enforcement and a great teachable moment.

Anonymous said...

Very creative! LMAO!

CWN said...

Hey, it looks like blacks are good for something after all.

Anonymous said...

The only thing off the top of my head that would make me wonder about the high crime rates by blacks would be the series of ads by Broadview Security formerly known as Brinks. To see any of the tv ads would nearly make you believe that only white males sporting a five o'clock shadow would ever attempt to break in to someones home. I found it amusing after about the fourth ad that none of the ads ever depicted a black criminal breaking into a house. To see these commercials would lead you to believe that you only need fear an unshaven, shifty looking whilte male. The trouble with this is, we all know the real story.

Anonymous said...

See blacks don't commit crime. Its just whitey with a black mask.

Anonymous said...


Wow, I saw the same story of Whitey pretending to be a black man on White Watch (completely different reaction on that side of the pond, let me tell you!). I have to admit: that is damned clever! He's smart! :-D Banking (pardon the pun) on Diablo Blanco's assumptions about blacks; bloody brilliant; works *every* time! (fear mongers, anyone??)

But, really, regardless if you think black people commits crimes more than whites blazay blah, it is still RACIST AS HELL to immediately believe some crazy white woman that a black man went on and killed her children. Please.

See, that's the thing with white people: they think we are *obsessed* with everything they do. LOL, I'm POSITIVE (and this blog provides *wonderful evidence* to my point) that it's WHITEY who's obsessed.

Thus, it was so ridiculous to believe Susan Smith and any other nut like her.

Seriously, I can 'get' (half-assed, though) a person assumuning a thief is black--hey, that's the shit the media always wants to show--but anything else outside of theft or property crimes that has to do with a so-called 'white victim', hell no! Check that mickey-fickey's story out to see if they are lying (as per their nature) on the black man.

CWN said...


Actually the media goes out of its way to protect blacks. Because the media is liberal and biased. Infact, the media is useless.

I think it is pretty smart tho, to put on an ape mask and rob a bank. Because blacks do commit more violent crimes than the rest. This just shows the ingenuity of the white man, using the blacks own proclivity towards crime as a benefit. Turn a negative into a positive.

It is not whether a black is obsessed with whitey, blacks are just jealious of whitey and his accomplishments. They want to control whitey and take over. But what they do not get, is that if they did take over, then America would turn into a third world sess pool. Similar to south africa. Because, as a general rule, blacks cannot govern.

Anonymous said...

goddamn desiree, what you really need is to just get fucked. someone with as much hatred and vitriol as you obviously isn't getting laid enough. my two cents, peace!

Anonymous said...

Desiree, you are walking proof of black low IQ.

Anonymous said...

A comment I found on this matter was just too funny to ignore:

"In a related story, a black man attempted robbery of a Northeastern Bank while wearing a 'white man mask.' Before he could display his note and brandish a gun, he was met by the branch manager and given a small business start-up loan at an interest rate not available to the local minorities."

Yeah, that wasn't mine. Mine would be much simpler and sound more like this:

"If you're gonna act like a nigger, you might as well dress like a nigger"

Again, what do I know...


Anonymous said...

Wow, Dave *finally* throwing out the N-word! I was waiting for some self-absorbed, privileged, so-called 'educated' white man on this blog to use it. You guys never fail to completely disappoint anyone (yes, me!) trying to give you the benefit of the doubt (being, you are just misguided)... By the way, you are *aware* that whites rob banks, too, right? And they aren't acting like 'niggers'. You are really, really so blind.

Ha, I don't need to get laid. That's a pretty sexist comment, not to mention stupid ass hell; what I'm trying to do is NOT screw--if I wanted it, it would be all *too easy* to get it. So, a woman who has something on her mind and isn't afraid to say it 'Needs to get fucked?' 'A penis will calm her down!' SMH. Once again, that is just more proof that men think their penises are all-powerful entities and the only way to deal with women is to use that ungodly thing. Reality check: most men aren't that great. Welcome to my Patriarchial Nightmare, folks!

As for low black IQ, please. A cursory glance at my own blog will provide ample evidence to my intelligence...

How are blacks jealous of whites? Are you serious? Yeah, maybe I have encountered some but they were all uncle tom/house negro types. Never ones who are proud to be black because we all know jealousy of whitey is rooted in hatred of one's own race. But by and large, black people DO NOT GIVE A SHIT about white people and their lives. Period. IT IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND! Once again, evidenced by this site. I mean, talk about serious inadequacy issues! LOL!

And correction, boo-boo, the media protects whites, not blacks. All they ever want to do is show some white girl who got killed (eg. Natelee Holloway, that mess with the Runaway Bride [talk about eating crow! LOL!], and now some P.Y.T. from Univ of VA, Yeardley Something!), all the while never showing any black victims. I don't know what planet you live on but I guess in your mind one white criminal shown on TV equals Black Run America. But, come on CWN (what does that stand for anyway? My sister says 'Cracker Without iNches'. She's wrong for that...that's not nice...), try not to be completely disingenuous and retarded. You know *damn well* blacks are not protected by the media. Are you fucking kidding me? ROTFLMFAO!!

Four Score said...

In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

What this means is that every day in the United States, over one hundred white women are raped or sexually assaulted by a black man.

I doubt we're going to see a CNN Special Report on the epidemic of black on white rape and rapists on TV dramas will continue to be cast as whites males. Its all part of that ongoing protection of whites by the media.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Hey guys,

Keep the conversation civil. To paraphrase the great Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho": "Cool it with the racial epithets."

Porter said...

Great mention there. American Psycho is one of my favorite novels. In certain parts, I laughed to the point of crying.

Some 20 years later as I watch the white western world committing suicide, I cry to the point of laughing.

Anonymous said...

Well the big black lesbian started it

Anonymous said...

we still need a blacks don't like "to be critizised" article. Every time someone says anything in regards to blacks, they get offended.

Phalluster said...

"Get a goddamn job, Al. You got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping you. You gotta get your act together. I'll help you. {...} I'm sorry. It's just that -- I don't know. I don't have anything in common with you. {...}
You know what a fucking loser you are? {stabs Al to death}"

- the great Patrick Bateman

Porter said...

More classic Bateman...

"Where is the goddamn water soluble spermicidal lubricant?" I scream. "Water! Soluble! Spermacidal! Lubricant!" I'm shouting this while using some of her Clinique cover-up over a blemish, then combing my hair back....

"Wait" she gasps.

"What?" I moan. Puzzled but almost there.

"Luis is a despicable twit." She gasps, trying to push me out of her.

"Yes" I say, leaning on top of her tonguing her ear. "Luis is a despicable twit. I hate him too." And now spurred on by her disgust for her wimp boyfriend, I start moving faster, my climax approaching.

"No, you idiot" she groans "I said, IS IT A RECEPTACLE TIP? Get off me."

Anonymous said...

Desiree, you are living proof of low black IQ.

"You know *damn well* blacks are not protected by the media."

Desiree, please compare the media's treatment of James Byrd or the Duke Lacrosse the Wichita Massacre or the Knoxville Horror...then stop making such astoundingly idiotic statements.

Thank You.

Anonymous said...

'big black lesbian'? X-D Okay, whatever, dude! Since when did being against sexism mean you were a lesbian? Oh jeez, that's right, I'm talking to men: any challenge to male rule equals being a lesbian with penis envy, right? predictable, so pathetic. I'm straight, by the way, and sex with men is not what I'm trying to do at this point, beyond the simple reason that semen is a biohazard for the female reproductive system. And sex with women (if you could call what they do 'sex' *shrugs*) is NOT what this girl even thinks of, so keep your fantasies to yourself...

@Four Score:
Get the fuck over the fascination with white women being raped by black men! It's sick and twisted. You come on here trying to make some generalization about America's fair, tender daughters being violated by Big Black Buck. Talk about fear-mongering! I'm fucking tired of white people using blacks' natural inclination to being 'sexual' as a way to scare everyone. I'm sorry if you are so sexually repressed; see, I am a very sexual person but I don't have a prurient sickness that makes it nearly impossible to refrain from sexual activity or to think about it. Many whites have this problem, case in point: Catholic priests. When you see a promiscuous white girl, it's usually because she's been abused or something; when you see the same in a black girl, it's natural freakiness. You people are sexually backward!

I'm not saying white women can't be raped by black men. But I wouldn't be surprised if many of those cases were completely ludicrous, being situations in which the woman felt guilty about indulging in her fetish and tried to get herself mentally clean by crying rape. It happened generations ago so it wouldn't surprise me if it happened now as well.

Just because whites are being cast as rapists of white women doesn't illegitimize the reality of a racist, white-dominated media. Are you kidding me? For TV, it is simple that whites (who make up the majority of our country) like to see themselves on the screen, so its understandable that the rapist will be played by a white actor. But let's get real: most white women are raped by white men, not black men. Trying to compare black-on-white rape 'statistics' to white-on-black stats is just a ridiculous way to stoke animosities for blacks in the minds of whites. Also, such comparisons obscure reality: black men and white women mingle much more than white men and black women. You act as if it is some Big Black Man encroaching into suburbia for white flesh, sneaks into a window, and defiles her for his own psycho-sexual kicks! That's far from the case! If the rape occurs, it's probably akin to white-on-white rape: the stupid, pea-brained man can't take no for an answer! Shit, it's not that hard to compute...

CWN said...


Yes, the black savages are jealous of their white over lords. And why wouldn't they be? Blacks cannot measure up to whitey. No matter how many handouts, and double standards are given to them. Double standards and handouts given to them by whites, I might add. All rights given to the black man have been given to the black man by whitey. And blacks cannot stand this.

And as far as protecting whites in the media. I guess you are talking about the same media that attacked the innocent Duke lacrosse players, who were victimized by a black, lying, thug. The same media who was angry that the recent car bomb in New York was not the work of a white tea party member. The same media that worships Obama. Half the crime you don't even hear about, because it would enrage white people, and the media knows this.

By the way, I thought that perhaps CWN stood for Cracker Whipping Niggers. (But that is not nice either.) So, in reality CWN are my initials.

CWN said...

Yeah Patrick bateman. Going around killing and fucking everyone. But yet doesn't want to have the racial epithets.

Knowingly or not that would actually make him a liberal. Because you can be a murderer, rapist, or child molester, but you better not be a racist. To a liberal , a racist, a white racist, is the worst thing that you can be. All the other stuff is ok.

Anonymous said...

"the reality of a racist, white-dominated media."

Desiree, are you retarded?

Why has the mainstream media completely ignored the Wichita Massacre and the Knoxville Horror and 99% of all black-on-white violent crime?

Macon County Line said...

I agree with Desiree. Blacks and whites have no business living in the same nation.

Africa for Africans. Asia for Asians. White countries for Everyone.
Everybody says there is this race problem. Everybody says this race problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries. The Netherlands and Belgium are more crowded than Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this race problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them. Everybody says the final solution to this race problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites. What if I said there was this race problem and this race problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries? How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a race problem. I am talking about the final solution to the black problem? And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this? But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews. They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white. Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

Anonymous said...

So, Desiree, my precious Nubian genius with the 128 IQ, if that blue-eyed history teacher hadn't rejected you, would you still hate whitey? Would you still write dirty fan-fiction about Michael Jackson? When is your book about MJ coming out? Have you forgiven your pappy for being half white? Why are you so ashamed of that?

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

I have already said my peace on Michael Jackson.


Jackson was a weird guy. A very weird guy. I have said to much more about Michael Jackson.