#37. White Criminals Posing as Black People

In the early 1990 classic Point Break, four surfer friends don masks in the guise of former United States Presidents and rob banks to help fund their hedonistic lifestyle of surfing, partying and living.

We at SBPDL are convinced that this is what motivated Conrad Zdzierak in his bank robbing exploits. Well, it was either Point Break or the high rates of Black crime that are blasted on the Local Nightly News and splashed across the front pages of newspapers in many cities (Birmingham most recently).

You see, Zdzierak is a white guy who ingeniously purchased a realistic mask of a Black face and wore it as he robbed banks. Thus, the police believed a Black male was robbing banks while the real-culprit was a white male safely ensconced clandestinely in a mask. And they say race is only skin deep:

Acting on a tip, officers from several departments served a search warrant at the Extended Stay America Hotel at 320 Glensprings Drive in Springdale Wednesday afternoon where they arrested Zdzierak.

Officers discovered a red dye pack from a bank had exploded inside a vehicle that belongs to Zdzierak.

Police then tried to enter Zdzierak's room, but were encountered by a dog that bit one of the officers, prompting one of them to fire their gun.

Once inside, officers discovered evidence, including a Hollywood-style mask linking Zdzierak to six robberies.

"The suspect seen in the surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be an African American male. The suspect was actually a male, white, who was wearing an elaborate disguise," said Lieutenant Michael Mathis with the Springdale Police Department.

Springdale police says they have never seen such an elaborate mask.

Police say Zdzierak committed five of the robberies last Friday, April 9.

Investigators say Zdzierak would hand a note to an employee indicating he had a gun and demanded cash.

Black people know that most white people lived in a fantasy land where only criminals are Black. Sadly, crime statistics do point to a disproportionate amount of crime being committed by Black people, so this assumption by white people isn’t that far from the truth.

This is the underlying message of the Zdzierak story: white people understand the crime patterns in America. Regardless of what city you are in, if Black people are present then the crime rate will be higher among that population demographic than any other. Capitalizing on this, Zdzierak concealed his true identity as a mild-mannered white guy and created the persona of a hardened Black criminal that would be difficult to catch and identify since so much crime is committed by Black people.

Worse, when members of the Black community were questioned about these bank robberies and no news was readily available as to whom the culprit was – Black people couldn’t identify the faux-Black person in the surveillance photos since the white dude was wearing a Black mask – the idea of Black people refraining from snitching on their Black brother was prevalent among the racist police force.

The ‘Black Face Robber’ was obviously following the lead set by Al Jolson and other Hollywood stars that have used makeup to turn their white skin dark for the amusement of others. In the case of Zdzierak, he just took the next logical step: put on an expensive rubber Black mask and pull a Point Break.

This story reminds us of Susan Smith, the evil white woman who dared peg the murder of her three children on a fictitious Black man. The media and everyone believed her story of a sadistic Black man murdering her children due to the propensity of Black males to engage in this type of behavior at a rate far exceeding any other racial group.

Other examples of the "Black man did it lie" include the following:

Recently, a woman in Maryland blamed the death of her husband on a Black man. It was determined she paid a hit-man to off her husband. Another woman claimed a Black man stole her baby, but it was later ascertained she killed her own offspring.

These incidences prove the high rates of incarceration of Black people (males) are unlawful, fallacious and wrong. Obviously, Black people are never committing any of the crimes. They are being set up by white people to take the fall for crimes they commit.

Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes criminals posing as Black people, for the high rates of actual crime committed by Black people lead police to believe that an actual Black person is behind the crime. Even though it might be a white person behind the veil of a Black face, the police will always utilize the scientific method in determining the culprit.

The problem though about the "Black man did it lie" is simply this: people have to believe the lie for it to be a problem. The high rates of Black criminality make the lie seem veracious when it is told, for the high rates of Black criminality in this nation is no lie, but a sad reminder of life in Black Run America (BRA).

A white person crying wolf about a Black crime is - regrettably - believable.

Statistics are damning to Black people accused of crimes, for trends don’t lie. However, your eyes can and white people have no moral objection to disassociating themselves from a crime by dressing up as a Black person.