Monday, July 19, 2010

An Ultimate Return: SBPDL is Back

Ladies and gentlemen, a much needed break from caring about world news has just come to completion. SBPDL returns today with new posts after the first sustained hiatus since this website was started.

A week-long sojourn has culminated with a renewed vigor to present to the world Stuff Black People Don't Like (if you look through the archives, you'll notice that for nearly 15 months SBPDL has been posting everyday).

So, apologies to all who came to SBPDL.com the past few days and found no new entries. Dealing with airports that lack wireless service, air travel that doesn't afford proper time to devout to writing and a much-needed testosterone boost of cigars, hardcore weight lifting, surfing, fine wine, icing and fantastic movies (District B13 is an incredible film that I recommend to anyone wishing to see what will happen in Paris soon), presented a perfect excuse to re-charge the batteries occurred.

I do have one question for everyone: if we ever win the "War on Terror" what happens to the TSA employees who take such joy in bossing around people as they try and fly the friendly skies?

Prior to 9/11, flying wasn't that difficult. Security lines were fun to go through and you didn't have to take of your shoes and perform a mock strip-tease for hundreds of strangers and the TSA staff.

Now, those romantic movie moments of the past are gone as trying to avert a girlfriend from making the wrong mistake and flying to London and out of your life is the true casualty of increased airport security. You'd have to buy a ticket and then race through security (only to be forced to undergo abusive treatment from TSA employees) with just enough time to see the plane taxi from the terminal and the girl of your dreams vanishing forever.

Why a film hasn't utilized this point yet is beyond the admittedly limited cerebral powers that we possess here at SBPDL (then again, 2010 has been hands down the worst year for new films in our memory).

A quick observation though: TSA employees must be 70 percent Black. Can anyone locate figures on this for me? I've been working on a long post that deals exclusively with the so-called "War on Terror" and would be interested in knowing the exact demographic makeup of the TSA.

Anyways, SBPDL will be posting a new entry later today. Who knows, we might even try to post two...

Also, thanks for understanding the commenting rules (just approved a lot of back-logged comments). Order is much more enjoyable then continued chaos.

This has nothing to do with SBPDL, but the scene below from one of my favorite films is a sad reminder of all that has been lost since the advent of the "War on Terror" and the TSA's decision to declare all air travelers as potential terrorists that must be scrutinized with the extreme prejudice - 3 ounces or less for toiletry items and no bottled water! - usually reserved for people visiting prisoners.

So, SBPDL returns with the countdown firmly in place for the unveiling of the new website which Google will no longer support (transferring more than 400 posts has been time consuming and editing them a much greater task).



22 comments:

CWN said...

"I do have one question for everyone: if we ever win the "War on Terror" what happens to the TSA employees who take such joy in bossing around people as they try and fly the friendly skies?"

Maybe they can take their heroic selves and join the black panthers. Protecting the voting centers from intrusive whites who want to vote. I don't think that Obama or Eric Holder will mind that much. Does the black panther party advertise on pizza boxes?

Supposedly tho, blacks only make up about 20 percent of TSA, and whites 59 percent.

It is nice to know that you can go to the airport to have all of your constitutional rights violated for free, and you can get a free rectal exam also. No polyps? Groovy! Altho the Full body scanner that they have started using might give you some cancer. Who doesn't love radiation? Fallout 3 was a fun game after all.


http://www.lewrockwell.com/akers/akers129.html


TSA demographics below
www.tsa.gov/assets/ppt/tsa_workforce_demographics.ppt -

You have to download it as a file. You can also google TSA demographics.

Anonymous said...

"A quick observation though: TSA employees must be 70 percent Black. Can anyone locate figures on this for me?"

You might try adversity.net for that type of info, but I don't think the site is currently being updated.

Anonymous said...

Islam is truly a horrific, backward cult that makes no apoligies for it’s hypocritical treatment of other religions in Moslem dominated areas. It is no suprise that the US media or pro-Moslem “discrimiation watchdog” groups have little to say about rampant muslim discrimination.
Why do they even emigrate to western countries at all? If they have it so bad in western nations, then they should not even be there in the first place! The western ways of life and Islam will never integrate together harmoniously, no matter how much the liberal elitists want to believe and try to enforce.
Fuck Mooselimbs

Anonymous said...

A muslim is someone who goes to live in other peoples countries but refuses to integrate with or tolerate their way of life. At the same time they demand we tolerate them and make all the changes to accomodate their stoneage way of life. Not all muslims are terrorists, but most terrorists are muslims. Great Britain - Love it or leave it.

Anonymous said...

Pat Condell hit the ball out of the park in his Appeasing Islam video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9dXGJ2rYdA

Islam (Shortened from the original: "I slam my wife into the ground and kick her teeth in for not covering her ankles") is the religion of butthurt Mideastern who have absolutely no fucking idea of how to fit into the 21st century. Islam literally means "submission to the will of God", which means God can raep you in every orifice at a whim. Islam was created by the Arab "prophet" Muhammad (born April 20, 571), yet another guy who heard voices in his head.

Steve said...

Its absolutely necessary to take a break. Glad your back and glad the site has been cleaned up.

Anonymous said...

This site is so funny. It's everything that I say to my friends and family but can't say to black people because they would hurt me...

Or

I could say that this site is an unoriginal, wal-mart quality knock-off of the stuffwhitepeoplelike.com, minus the tounge and cheek, made in America, lightheartedness that the above site has. Let's not forget the added maliciousness and hatred found by this site, spewed from the bowels of hell, and probably made in China.

Oh, yeah Stuff White People Like is a book written on white life by I white guy; an authority on Caucasion living. This site is obviously written by a white supremacist to feed other white supremacist that are lamenting the hairline crack of truth in the windshield of superiority.

Y'all might wanna consider finding a REAL solution to OUR country's problems; besides sending us all back to our corresponding places, re-instituting slavery, committing homicide, or some other cockamamey solution that won't ever happen.

Face it, we ain't going nowhere nor are going to be able to kill us all. At the rate that we are reproducing (brown and black) we will outnumber whites XX to 1 before you know it. Notice the XX's are double digits.

What you, as racists, have not figured out is if you don't get off your pure white high horse, YOU will be the ones in trouble. If we're as truly bad as you say we are, you're the ones in trouble. We will adapt to crazy and survive, as we always have. You, on the other hand...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

Have fun chewing on this little piece of truth. Baazinga!

Notice the, "Ooh, she told you face," behind the sentence. :O

Anonymous said...

IMO, you guys jumped the shark last week. You had comments flooding in from both sides and you shut it all down to make a Patrick Swazee joke.

Now everyone knows there is a good chance that our messages won't be approved and in that case what's the point of even typing them?

Ya blew it, capiche?

White Flight said...

If America becomes majority non-white, it will defacto become a second and then third world country. Without whites to maintain western civ, the show is over. Whites are being genocided from their own homelands and are waking up to it. The 50 year brainwashing is over and whites are finally waking up to the fact that RACE IS REAL. That's what truly disturbs those who attack SBDL. Africa is a crap-heap because its filled with Africans. Mexico is a disaster because its filled with Mexicans. Non-whites and elitist white traitors have targeted whites for extinction. It surely scares the crud out of non-whites to see whites coming out of their self-loathing coma. The free-ride on the coat-tails of white efforts, is coming to an end. Its just the beginning. Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, White countries for everyone. This is genocide.

CWN said...

"Y'all might wanna consider finding a REAL solution to OUR country's problems; besides sending us all back to our corresponding places, re-instituting slavery, committing homicide, or some other cockamamey solution that won't ever happen."

I love this, more black vicitmization fantasies. I have yet to see any article on here about starting up slavery, or killing blacks. But, since when have blacks cared about the truth? I do love the part about whites needing to find solutions to black problems tho.

"Face it, we ain't going nowhere nor are going to be able to kill us all. At the rate that we are reproducing (brown and black) we will outnumber whites XX to 1 before you know it. Notice the XX's are double digits."

More victimization fantasies. These fantasies are so heavily brainwashed into blacks. But, ofcourse the reason they will be out numbering whites is because of illegal immigration ( the browns), and out of wedlock births ( 70 percent for blacks). Something to be proud of ofcourse. Law breaking and immoral sexuality.

Take that whitey!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous at 7/20 1:53 AM said:

"Y'all might wanna consider finding a REAL solution to OUR country's problems; besides sending us all back to our corresponding places, re-instituting slavery, committing homicide, or some other cockamamey solution"

SBPDL has never proposed any of those "solutions" to race problems; in fact, I haven't seen any solutions ever presented at all - just observations (right or wrong) by one white individual who sees common behavior patterns among Blacks. Of course, no generalizations are true for ALL members of a group, but true for many of the group in question.

The only solution is for the observed behaviors to STOP. Then there can be peaceable relations between groups.

Anonymous said...

CWN, for you to be a part of the "supreme white race", you seem to be not-so-bright.

What is the good of "observations" if there are no solutions? Just for snorts and giggles, huh? Just to make you feel better about your mediocre existence, saying mean things that--beyond the computer--you can't stop. You have NO CONTROL and you and your "supreme" buddies have to come somewhere to cry like a bunch of little punks. Why not here?

When you said, "I do love the part about whites needing to find solutions to black problems tho." When did I say finding the solutions to "black problems"? I specifically said the COUNTRY'S problems. I know it's hard to read under the rock you've been living, but come out from under it, the light is better in the real world.

...what you don't understand--nor your "supreme" kind--is that "we, the people" are interlinked. If there's a "black" problem, it will soon be your problem too. If we are breaking the law (brown) or having children indiscriminantly (black), guess who's paying for it? Everybody doing the right thing--from black to white.

So unless you like large chunks of your paycheck to be "prison raped" by taxes or you enjoy the thought of being a crime victim, then it behooves US AS A COUNTRY to come up with a solution.

Oh yeah, if you don't like it then YOU need to go back to where you came from. But wait, we're there too. I've traveled to Euorpe (I speak more than one language) and black people are there too...darn. Shhh. Lemme tell you a lil' secret, put this under your hat...we're everywhere.

I'm not playing the victim because it took the help of greedy black captors to pull us out from the savannahs and rainforest to the coast to be on the wrong end of one of the biggest human trafficking rings in human history. The journey alone inland would have killed the white explorers dead, let us not mention malaria or other sub tropical sicknesses.

Some (not all) of our white forefathers were too lazy to do the jobs themselves, so we were brought here against our will to pick cotton, tobacco, rice, and sugar cane in the Carribean. I call them OUR white forefathers too because some of the lecherous old farts could keep their hands off the little slave girls.

Now we're all in the pickle together.

So help find a REAL solution or SHUT UP AND GET OVER IT. :O

Anonymous said...

CWN,

What a low statement this is, "But, since when have blacks cared about the truth?" This is another example of white supremists who believe that blacks care about nothing important. When in reality we do.

Blacks really don't care about the truth? I could say that about any other race besides blacks, including whites. Also, any good human being cares about the truth. Race has nothing to do with who cares about it and who doesn't. As far as I know, you don't care about the truth.

Martin Luther King, Jr believed the way colored folks were being treated by whites was wrong. Turns out that was the truth and he and other important colored folks, or blacks as most of us like to call them cared about this truth that whites were being descriminative and racist towards colored folks.

Yet you managed to forget this interesting set of history...

*Sigh*

*Rolls eyes*

Keep believing the worn-out, and un-original "whites are everything right and care about everything right. While Blacks are the disease tainting our world." I know the truth and a lot of us blacks know the truth. It's just that racist white suprmists like you and other racist idiots don't see that and don't take the time. You base your "statistics" on few individuals.

Go ahead and show me your "statistics" to back up the facts showing this data. And I bet you those facts are from whites too.

Anonymous said...

I have the perfect song for all you racists people on this site who belittle and discredit blacks.

Hate on me by Jill Scott. SBPDL, I know you probably won't post this, but it's still worth a try. This song speaks the truth about how us blacks really care about the racial slurs and derogatory comments you say about us. We are proud individuals and nothing can break us. Slavery, segregation, and discrimination couldn't do it. Face it. Nothing will ever stop us because we have endurance and determination.

Unlike most of you guys, we take every hit you throw at us and throw it back 100 times harder.

"If I could give you the words, on a silver platter, would it even matter? You'd still be miserable!"

*Laugh*

Go to www.youtube.com and search hate on me by Jill
Scott to listen to the song

Anonymous said...

I love this site. I put in 2 replies, knowing that the author of this page had no reply to them. Instead of refuting them, he censored them. Proves my point every time.

"Supremacists" can't handle the REAL truth that they say that "blacks" can't handle. Black PEOPLE, cause we are people, are just as smart as the "Supreme" white race. When evil can answer, it supresses it.

In slavery, blacks were smart, whites supressed. Proof: we survived. In Jim Crow, blacks were smart, whites supressed. Proof: we overcame. Now, we kill ourselves.

My only question is, WTF happened?

We moved on up and put our guard down. Y'all haven't changed, problem is...neither have we. :O

James O'Meara said...

For my money, the best evocation of "pre-911" air travel is the scene towards the end of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, where Gonzo drives their rented Cadillac convertible across 8 lanes of traffic, through a fence, and right up to the tail of the plane just before the door is closed. His Samoan attorney, of course, has a bulging suitcase full of drugs and guns.

I remember reading this in Rolling Stone back in 1971, and I like to think TG filmed it so literally [unlike the rest of the movie] as a bit of nostalgia for the days when White men, or at least Dr.s of Journalism, could roam free.

Ironically, it would be good to use today's security measures to keep people like the "Samoan" [actually Oscar Acosta, a proto-Obama "community organizer"] out of the country, but in Post-Obama America, the policy is the opposite: hire Acosta's race-mates to hassle the Dr.s of Journalism.

Anonymous said...

"I could say that this site is an unoriginal, wal-mart quality knock-off of the stuffwhitepeoplelike.com"

Yet you keep coming back...

Anonymous said...

"I have the perfect song for all you racists people on this site who belittle and discredit blacks."

Blacks discredit themselves.

Anonymous said...

"I love this site. I put in 2 replies, knowing that the author of this page had no reply to them."

No one has a duty to reply to you, stop whining, it's pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if you're going to cover the case of Shirley Sherrod, and indeed why you haven't done so yet...oh, wait. Nevermind. It kind of undermines your whole B.R.A. argument, doesn't it? I would be interested, faintly, to see what kind of spin you can manage to put on that one though. Oh, I know, attack the White House and NAACP for not reviewing the evidence before demanding a resignation! That oughta...oh, wait. No, not that big of a deal, they came crawling back anyway.... Hmmm. Maybe you can get some info on the farmer and his family and skew it to...oh, nope, never mind, they're in total support of her. Hmm. What CAN you do to spin it so that the curious case of Shirley Sherrod fits into your little world view?

miked said...

"In slavery, blacks were smart, whites supressed. Proof: we survived. In Jim Crow, blacks were smart, whites supressed. Proof: we overcame. Now, we kill ourselves. "

Flesh eating bacteria also survives against many odds. What happens when all the flesh is consumed and we give the little pathogens glocks? Will they turn on one another or seek new corpses to dine on? Tune in at 6:00 to find out!

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if you're going to cover the case of Shirley Sherrod"

I hope not, I don't give a shit about her.