Wednesday, March 17, 2010

#872. Being Told to Leave Wal-Mart

Fortune ranks Wal-Mart as the top corporation in America. We at SBPDL don’t disagree.

Wal-Mart is the true indicator of life in the United States, as the internet sensation dares to showcase for the entire world to see the banal reality of prole life in 21st America.

Travel to any city in America and you will find the same cookie-cutter box store that Wal-Mart builds (without worry about the aesthetic value the building will lack) and oddly, almost identical clientele in each store. Lowest common denominator… regression to the mean?

Oh yes, Wal-Mart strives to not only give you everyday low prices, but to provide an escape from television and the endless parade of beautiful people to give you a glimpse of the reality of prole America, filling the void of sideshow, carnival creepiness that so few people get to see at county fairs now-a-days.

The 1930s classic Freaks is but a short drive away, as Wal-Mart invites you to become “one of us” by merely walking through the automatic doors and breathing the delicate of rampant consumerism in, all while a member of the greatest generation greets you at the door.

Black Friday (the orgiastic celebration of unbridled capitalism where the unloading of goods undesired except at radically discounted prices occurs the day after Thanksgiving) offers one of the finest examples of life in 21st America and how Wal-Mart casually encourages behavior rarely seen in primates.

In 2008, Black people trampled a poor Black greeter in the threshold of Wal-Mart’s bountiful supply of marked down oddities on the aptly named Black Friday:

A Wal-Mart worker died early Friday after an "out-of-control" mob of frenzied shoppers smashed through the Long Island store's front doors and trampled him, police said.

The Black Friday stampede plunged the Valley Stream outlet into chaos, knocking several employees to the ground and sending others scurrying atop vending machines to avoid the horde.

When the madness ended, 34-year-old Jdimytai Damour was dead and four shoppers, including a woman eight months pregnant, were injured.

A hapless white greeter was punched by an individual tormented by the sorrowful disgrace of being designated Black – that disgusting social construct – at a Wal-Mart.

Worse, Black Friday seems to have come early for a Wal-Mart in New Jersey, as recently word of Black customers shopping leaked out to management in the store and a form of racial profiling was instituted to protect the safety of those shopping peacefully:

Wal-Mart Stores Inc. officials are reviewing security tapes to try to determine who used a store's public-address system to tell "all black people" to leave.

Shortly before 7 p.m. Sunday at the Washington Township store, a male voice calmly announced: "Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now."

Witnesses say customers and store employees looked stunned. Management later apologized.

Company spokeswoman Ashley Hardie says the incident was "unacceptable." The retailer is looking to prevent it from happening in the future.

Washington Township police and the Gloucester County Prosecutor's Office also are investigating.

Oddly, it is unknown if Black people cooperated with the request overheard on the PA. If further evidence for the reality of Black Run America (BRA) was needed to justify its existence, this story should provide abundant evidence for the hegemony of Black people in America and nullify any idle chatter that such a state isn’t in place.

Consider, a conference dedicated to the discussion of ideas pertaining to white people was shut down due to terroristic threats, and no news media in the United States picked up on the story. Consequently, the light-hearted, puckish suggestion that Black people should vacate Wal-Mart is greeted by the news media with the same enthusiasm a shopper receives upon entering said Wal-Mart.

The media is treating this as a big story. The desire for white people to gather and discuss ideas that many would deem hate facts, yet being denied that Constitutional right because of terroristic threats is cause for media silence.

Black Run America in a nutshell: Wal-Mart patrons of a certain pigmentation being offended at the slightest provocation, and receiving media coverage and a full police investigation, while white people hoping to have an adult conversation about race instead are treated as malcontents and pariahs, getting neither media attention or a police investigation when terrorists threaten bodily harm and shut down a peaceful conference.

Stuff Black People Don’t Like includes being told to leave Wal-Mart, as the harmless prank of commandeering the PA system is treated as cause for martial law and a full-scale police investigation to find the culprit and lock them away lest they perpetuate the harming of the delicate eardrums of frightened Black patrons of Wal-Mart.

This is of course much worse and far worthier of precious police resources than investigating who or whom called for the murder or the potential bombing of hotels if they dared accommodate a gathering of white people engaged in Eric Holder’s conversation about race.

A nation of cowards?… no, just life in Black Run America.


Phalluster said...

is the pen mightier than the sword?

black UCSD students fear for their safety when they procure an anonymous piece of cardboard with "compton lynching" penned in marker. campus-wide demonstrations ensue.

white man stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer for requesting assimilation to common-courtesy behavior. demonstrations? none. public outcry? none.

Anonymous said...

I heard that the meat thermometer incident was actually mentioned on Saturday Night Live, although I didn't get to see it. They probably ridiculed the person who was stabbed, not the subhuman with the concealable spear.

There was a posting on Amren today about a white South African girl who was savagely murdered in her home. Her hands were cut off by the assailants, apparently for use in some type of tribal magic ritual. Reading what her father had to say was completely gut wrenching. He lost his only child, murdered by savages.

-Dale Nixon

Anonymous said...

There are only two reasons for blacks to be asked to leave wal-mart. #1 wal-mart wanted to mark the black barbies down even further without reproach or any chimpouts! #2 They wanted to hold an action for said barbies..again without reproach or chimpouts! However I do believe if given the opportunity, they would purchase their own as easily as they sold their own to the original slave traders!

Anonymous said...

That black chick in the top video, looked like she gooble gobbled a little too much. Maybe she was just pregnant with another litter of kids, of which she doesn't know who the father is.

Who knows?

I do know one thing tho. Don't playa hate on a sister. Or Bash the homie. Word.


Anonymous said...

I don't have to be told to leave Wal-mart. I just don't shop there. By the looks of things it appears I'm not missing much.

Just seeing the look of confusion on the typical Wal-mart shopper after that announcement would have been classic

-black guy

Anonymous said...

What's with this whole walmart stigmata? You can see weirdos and mutants at any store....i dont get it.

B Herder said...

I'm flabbergasted that this story is actually making national headlines!
I can only assume it is, because, well it's freekin' hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, anyone who doesn't find this story hilarious is beyond hope.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

The fact that this has become national news (it was a prank - no one was hurt)shows how pathetic the United States has become.

How many murders occurred yesterday? Muggings? Crimes? And yet...

The world has ended... what the hell is a bias crime?

Project Mayhem from Fightclub shows how easily you could offend the sensibilities of the protected classes.

Just go into stores across the nation and make the same announcement. Or, go into a store and demand "All White People Leave" a Walmart.... see what kind of attention that gets.

Anonymous said...

American black males in the are twice as likely than American white males to have MAOA-L which has been linked to crime, violence and aggression in scores of studies going back over fifteen years. Black males are also 13.5 times more likely to have a rare version of the gene associated with "extreme violence and extreme aggression." Latinos and American Indians are also nearly twice as likely as whites to have the more common version of the gene. However they are only about one fourth as likely to have the extreme version compared to blacks.

New scientific techniques have brought to light exactly how the so-called "warrior gene" named MAOA-L works. New studies using MRI show how brain activity in those who have the MAOA-L gene differs from those without it.

Studies have linked the gene to increased levels of sexual violence, alcoholism, crime, and even higher levels of credit card debt. However, very little is said about it outside of scientific journals. The reason is obvious. Many articles published on the gene even state that it has serious implications concerning race and ethnicity.

Whites, usually referred to in euphemisms like "westerners," are said to be less likely to have the gene than other groups. One third of whites have MAOA-L, while groups usually only identified as "others" have instances of two thirds or higher. It has also been suggested in scientific journals that whites may be less affected by the gene than "others."