Tuesday, June 22, 2010

A Clarification of Commenting Rules

I've been extremely busy as of late and haven't had the time to invest into some incredibly important entries.

A lot is going on right now in the news that warrants discussion, plus new entries have been sitting in the on-deck circle for far too long and need to finally step into the batters box here at Stuff Black People Don't Like. However, important matters have needed attention and have demanded precedence. Time truly is one's most precious resource - never, ever waste it for you won't get a second of it back.

A quick clarification of the rules for posting comments:

For newcomers, only blog posts that have the number sign (#) and a subsequent numeral count as part of the official canon of SBPDL. Also, the entries are posted in no sequential order. Searching the archives for older posts will show that many low numbers still are empty, awaiting the inevitable inclusion into SBPDL.

You are invited to post your thoughts on every entry and join whatever discussion erupts from the meanderings that are posted, but please strive to enhance the thread and do not "hijack it" with feckless writings that fail to have deliver concise points.

Free speech is exalted here, but with such autonomy some modicum of standards must exist. Refrain from racial epithets, pejoratives and comparison of Black people to creatures that are commonly found in captivity or the jungles. In SBDPL's opinion, the behavior of some Black people in the United States would cause deep consternation to the animals some compare them too, if these animals were made aware of such comparisons.

If you think the entry lacks merit, it would be constructive to know why. Anytime you post a comment that alludes to a story, study, statistic or attempts to debunk what has been written, please provide a link (sometimes, your web browser will not allow such an action. SBPDL.com works best with Firefox, and you should be able to copy and paste and link into your comment).

Look, this blog is barely a year old. Google declared war on us, as did Facebook in that time span. Yet we continue to push forward, undaunted.

And yes, I truly believe something will transpire in South Africa soon. As Yahoo! reports, the World Cup has thus far been a dismal failure and security is virtually non-existent. The only question remains: will it happen when the world is watching or after the cameras go off?:

When the first whistle blows in the opening match of the World Cup Friday, think of Abdirahman Nuur Jilley, who will be watching at a friend’s house, wearing the yellow jersey of Bafana Bafana, the national team of his adopted country.

Jilley was born in Somalia 22 years ago, but fled the war-torn country as a teenager to settle in Port Elizabeth, South Africa. Jilley calls himself a “soccer addict.” He’s thrilled to have tickets to see his two other favorite teams (Ivory Coast and Portugal) go head to head next week. But like many undocumented immigrants in South Africa, he is afraid of what will happen to him when the tournament ends on July 11.

“I feel very scared,” he said. “We’re getting threatened—told that after the World Cup is over, we’re going to attack you, loot your property, and chase you away from South Africa.”

Big changes are coming here and this has occupied what precious free time I have, but these efforts will see fruition soon.

So, you're invited to keep commenting. Also, consider sending a link to SBPDL.com to a friend; post a link on other websites to help drive traffic to SBPDL.com; or consider utilizing DIGG.com, Reddit.com, Twitter or your personal Facebook to get the message out.

Again, thanks to everyone who finds this website an enjoyable departure from the norm and for investing your time into reading what is posted. I get a lot of emails, and every effort is made to answer them all. Keep them coming (stuffblackpeople@gmail.com) and keep news stories coming as well, as it gets difficult trying to keep an Argus-eye on all that transpires in a day, let alone a week.

Stuff Black People Don't Like... sometimes, a joke can explain the machinations of the world. If not, Google and Facebook wouldn't have engaged in censorship.


Anonymous said...

I appreciate all you have done with this blog, and hope you will be able to get back to posting regularly. Thank you for all the work you have put into this, there are many of us out here that realize the importance of getting the truth out in this hell on earth PC society we now find ourselves residing in.

CWN said...

This is a good post. I have to agree. Comparing gorillas or monkeys to black people is really offensive to gorillas and monkeys. Apes don't deserve that. Besides, Apes are more intelligent. LOL.

Desiree said...

"Refrain from racial epithets, pejoratives and comparison of Black people to creatures that are commonly found in captivity or the jungles."


I hope that goes for people calling me a 'black lesbian', too. I'm not saying lesbians are jungle creatures but, seriously, them calling me a lesbian is pointless, sexist, and has absolutely no basis in reality. Oh, and also saying I want to be white.

Thank you.

By the way, you seem really into yourself here:

"Stuff Black People Don't Like... sometimes, a joke can explain the machinations of the world."


Anonymous said...

Desiree's requests seem fair. But if we're going to go there, you should also censor Desiree when she uses the words "whitey" and "cracker." Seriously, calling white people these names is pointless, racist, and has absolutely no basis in reality. Oh, and also saying that posters here fear/hate black people.

Thank you.

Desiree said...

Well, Anonymous, I don't use the word 'cracker' and I think 'whitey' is a good word to use when talking about the white collective. I don't use it meanly.

But I guess I can very well use the words 'The Man'.

Because that is what he is...'The Man'.

I don't think 'black lesbian' is on the same level, guy. And yes, I do think you guys hate/fear black people.

But, to be fair, I'll just say 'strongly, strongly dislike' and 'holds irrational emotions towards', respectively.

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Back when I was a DWL (Disingenuous White Liberal), many years ago, I used to LOVE black people. I pushed for equal rights, fought against racism, promoted diversity and equal opportunity, celebrated MLK Day and Kwanzaa, the works. Silly me. I learned the hard way that blacks absolutely did not love me back and so I changed my opinions. Because of several negative encounters with blacks in public, I am quite in fear of their aggressive nature and impulsive behavior. On more than one occasion I have been "laid into" by an angry black woman for something I said in public, or for looking at her in the wrong way. It is just easier to stay away from blacks altogether, and yes, my "white privilege" allows me to do so easily. I can pay my taxes which provide entitlement programs that keep black anger in check so they won't burn everything to the ground. I don't hate blacks, I just don't put that much energy into trying to like them. I am indifferent. I would prefer not to interact with them on a daily basis because doing so is quite unpleasant. Is indifference considered hateful or racist too? I don't think that it is irrational to avoid something that is unpleasant. It is actually smart to do so. My expectations of blacks are low, and I am hardly ever proven wrong. I also don't pet bees because I know they sting. What's the difference? God, I love this blog!

Hilarity Ensues said...

I am re-posting a series of comments I made on earlier post, one concerning how black people apparently don't like Pixar films (first I've heard of this, actually). I am doing this because the blog created urged me to comment on the newest post. I have one request: please keep the juvenile nit-picking to a minimum. I have no problem if you want to pick at the smallest elements of thought in my words, but please, at the very least, ALSO address the larger currents of awareness I am evoking. Here is the old post, in three (or four, if necessary) parts. If you have the patience, read away:

Part 1

just stumbled across this site today. I must admit that I find it shameful. I read through many of the comments and thought to myself "if I had stumbled across it a few months ago I could have..." well, I could have done nothing, I suppose! The first post I came across was about how black people don't like St Patrick's Day. I have gathered that your intention is to attempt to elucidate your opinions on racial issues through humor. It would perhaps benefit you as a human being if you acknowledged your opinions as such and did not endeavor to elevate them to the status of Truth. Through ruthless, disciplined and rigorous self-examination many hidden gems can be unearthed. It may also help you, as an individual, to attempt to use even one realistic example rather than continue to thinly veil your obvious ego issues and racism as satirical humor. With each post you make another layer of armor is welded over the core of your being. Eventually that armor, which was originally created to defend you from the things you fear in this world, will render you more vulnerable than an injured gazelle in the lions den.

I can, and probably should, write a book detailing my observations about modern perceptions, or distortions, of race and class.

To clarify: I am what is called in the US African American. I was born in Lagos, Nigeria, to parents of mixed descent. My veins contain African, Irish and Native American blood. I can trace the history of my Irish roots to the O'Cathasaigh clan. I can only faintly trace the history of my Native American roots to the Iroquois Tribe, among others. I cannot trace my African roots at all. I was raised in America, in ghettos, and had many of the typical experiences most black youth in this country are exposed to, from drugs and crime, to hate and racism, both open and veiled. Due to my lighter skin I have experienced some small amounts of difficulty issuing from those in my own communities. It took me a while to understand this, and to understand how deeply European racial consciousness has embedded itself throughout the world. By and large, however, the vast and overwhelming majority of racism and discrimination and hate that I have experienced came from white people. This has not led me to hate white people. It has led me to examine the roots of these issues. Your superficial treatment of the subject is merely one in a large number of factors contributing to the furthering of what I see as one of the basest and oldest forms of ignorance we humans have become accustomed to expressing. I believe you are not doing much of a disservice to people of African descent. I believe the race (i.e. current skin tone) that you are disrespecting and disgracing more than any other is your own, whatever that may be. I am sure you will disagree with me. My intention is not to convert you to my way of viewing things (in truth, my views shift too much for me to wish to bother converting anyone anyhow!) I simply wish to express, as you do, my opinion. I am also sure that a few vicious comments haphazardly composed (if that is the word) by some virulent and angry white racists who are firm in their dogmatic and unexamined belief patterns will be directed at me. It is of no concern to me. Monkeys are beautiful creatures, bananas taste excellent (I prefer them when they are less ripened), watermelon is sweet and being that I am a lifelong vegetarian I have never even tasted fried chicken.

Hilarity Ensues said...

I have committed crimes and I have used drugs. I was kicked out of high-school in the 9th grade and never returned, instead preferring first a life in the streets (as that was all I thought I was fit for due to constant media bombardment and police harassment reinforcing this notion, which is a notion implanted in the minds of the majority of black youths in this and other countries with a startling and disconcerting regularity by this same media that white racists perceive as portraying the black race as 'cool' and in a positive light, oh the hilarity). Only after coming to my own conclusions through my own experience did I discard those hostile and alien influences. These things do not affect me. My father left my family when I was very young and thus I was raised fatherless. He was a hustler and he was raised with his own set of life experience that nothing any racist has to say can diminish. It took me a while to understand why he left. I acted out in typical fashion as a youth and my actions have provided me with my own invaluable set of life experiences to draw from. So shoot your stereotypical insults at me, or better still, save your energy. It won't affect me.

I hardly wish to comment on such ridiculous statements as the one made by 'babie be racist' about all black women being obese. This is pure ignorance of the highest order. I hardly wish to comment on such sheltered drivel as that uttered by 'Sheila'. For every so-called positive depiction of a black man or woman on television there are at least a thousand negative depictions that have occurred throughout the history of mass media. Her ignorant and reactionary ideology is commonplace and symptomatic of a culture on its death bed, the death-knell of doomed society, as is the entirety of this blog, in my humble opinion.

You seem to forget that, globally, white people are a minority. You seem to forget that, be your place of residence the US, South America, South Africa, Australia, etc, your white ancestors were the first illegal immigrants and invaders. Your white ancestors were the first to turn countries into wastelands and subjugate the native peoples therein with the use of what is contradictorily and counter-intuitively termed 'superior' weaponry. How can weaponry ever be seen as superior when most people just want to live in peace? When something does nothing but destroy life, when it's sole purpose is the more efficient termination of life, it is against life and is thus inferior, in my view.

All races have a history of mindless and wanton destruction, as far as I am aware. This posturing that black people are somehow more destructive than those responsible for the annihilation of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and the creation of nuclear arms, for WWII in general, and countless atrocities in Vietnam and Russia, Bosnia, Serbia, what to speak of Africa and America, both in the past and in the present, is patently absurd. So absurd that it is hilarious. Your eagerness to ignore that nothing exists in a vacuum and that the causes of society's ills lie gasping at the feet of all those involved in it, black, white, brown, yellow or otherwise, is equally absurd and hilarious. Your lack of willingness to confront the fact that those races who are most oppressed tend to have the least regard for the society that oppresses them is also hilarious. From the Irish to the Africans, it is the same story. The level of disrespect many of us might have for the lands and areas we live in, while extremely ignorant, is entirely understandable, or would be if you were able to even begin to openly and honestly examine the larger social context. I would argue that the degree of poverty evident in any area is merely a reflection of the degree of oppression, spiritual, moral and physical, that the inhabitants have endured.

Hilarity Ensues said...

It is not an excuse, because I love this planet, but I guarantee that the garbage left on the street in a black area does nearly zero damage in comparison with the garbage left in the oceans by BP, the forests and jungles leveled by predominantly white European economic expansion, the landfills piled with plastic and other damaging chemicals and by-products created by white owned and operated companies, the waste of the western 'civilized' world that has mounted over the past few decades. And this from places where whites are still the majority. Even in the places where you aren't, as a race, the majority (since we're speaking in such far-reaching and indiscriminately general terms here at this blog anyway) you will find that an alarming majority of waste sites contain garbage plastered with chiefly western logos and slogans, or that was created and conceived of by western corporations, who often use the people in those populations like slaves still to this day.

If I wanted to I could continue to further indict white people, specifically white men, and the offal and run-off from their so-called highly evolved minds as the number one cause of pollution and death on earth. But that is not my intention. I have no wish to slide into the mirror opposite of your mentality. What a horrible fate that would be. I am more interested in truth than spin, more interested in peace than war and more interested in unity than perpetual separation. You might argue that it is my mixed blood but I know far too many people of purely African descent, and even of purely European descent, who share similar feelings and opinions. And let me insure you that though my skin is light the racists in America have never treated me as anything other than just another nig**r (don't know if I can post that word on this site, which is somewhat ironic). Somehow I have managed not to fall into the trap called Divide and Conquer that is laid for all of us "common" folk by the machinations of members of the so-called "highest" echelons of society. It is a pity that you would rather grovel at their feet for acceptance, approval and the occasional bone tossed after they say to you "good dog, that's a good boy!," than form bonds with your fellow man and woman towards a future where the species entire prospers, flourishes and glories in the mysterious wonder that is existence. Good job. Fortunately I have my sense of humor intact. This site truly is hilarious, but not because you intended it to be so! If you have read this far, congratulations! I am amazed! And now, let us hear from the peanut gallery...

Porter said...

I see Desiree invited another member of her troop. So here's my question: What was Dian Fossey really like in person?

And to Hilarity who says "And let me insure you..." Never! I am perfectly happy with my current indemnity provider.

Anonymous said...

Hey "Hilarity Ensues", NO ONE CARES. It's nothing personal, it's just that Black People cause so many macro-problems in the USA, that subtle nuances like you elaborate at length about are meaningless, like discussing the shape of a cloud as a hurricane bears down.

Blacks themselves are the greatest cause of racism in America. Why do you think racist attitude persist the most is areas of the greatest racial diversity. Diversity is not a strength, in fact, it will be the death of us all both blacks and whites.

Miss Ann said...

Why would ANYONE want to read all that babble/crap/whining TWICE?

Anonymous said...

Oh here we go again, another undergrad regurgitates their two semesters of post modernity classes. Paraphrasing bell hooks, Howard Zinn, or some other text book liberal, inserting your sob story of underprivileged youth and whining about the environment is so freakin cliche I'm disappointed that you didn't throw in a kritik of capitalism.

However, it doesn't seem that you've made it to an ancient history or world civilizations upper division class because you see the struggle of the black man or the 500 year hegemony by western nations as historically unique. I suggest starting with reading up on the ancient Egyptians who dominated cultures along the Nile for 3,500 years, using slaves to build masterpieces of architecture. When you finish that maybe you can read about what Rome did to the Franks, Lombards, Visiogoths, and Germanic tribes for over a thousand years. You should also read up on how Genghis Khan and the Mongolian hoard laid waste to civilizations the east coast of China through central Europe.

I hope that by doing so you will realize that this victimization mentality is sure fire way to remain the recurring underclass for another 500 years. Do you want to know how the Franks and the Gauls eventually kicked Romes ass and evolved into France and Germany? They adopted the ways of the Roman.

Hilarity Ensues said...

Well, there is my response. I should spend very little time worrying about anything any of you people have to say! I will do that. I asked you not nitpick and you single out, what, one of maybe three grammatical errors? Well, let me assure you, a certain genius is on display here today! I don't know Desiree. But no one cares anyway, right? And to you who said NO ONE CARES. You lack subtlety, and that explains the ham-fisted nature of your views. You are also backwards. Blacks, being the minority, cannot possibly be the greatest cause for racism in America. We didn't get off the slave ships and start preaching about how the white man is three fifths of a human being, did we? No. All of that, the whole slave thing, the lynchings and the hate and the fear and jealousy and anger? THAT is the cause, was the cause and will be the cause until you wake up to it. Your world view is infantile. "Diversity is not a strength..." Please. That's incredibly foolish. Diversity is responsible for all of our greatest social and technological advancements. Whatever. Miss Ann. Shut up.
I'm done.

Have fun getting bred out of the gene pool. Shame.

Hilarity Ensues said...

Besides, 'Miss' Ann, I doubt you even read it once. Honestly. Go get some mace so you can brandish it in my face next time I walk by you on the street. Keep living in fear.

Desiree (one and only HBIC) said...


Um...you cleared Porter and he referred to black people such as myself and Hilarity as animals. If you are going to even bother typing out this post, you should at least attempt to stick to your word.

I mean, really. Porter most likely will be the one to suffer most under said new rule, seeing that he invalidates every good point made by black people as them merely 'chimping out'. But I guess favor is bestowed upon those you agree? Sad to be so hypocritical...

Hilarity Ensues:

Everything you said was true. They will defame and mock you because they do not like the truth.

"Blacks themselves are the greatest cause of racism in America. Why do you think racist attitude persist the most is areas of the greatest racial diversity."

LMBAO! Are you serious with that statement? That needs a source. where is your source, Anonymous? Here's it on a real tip: of course racism and discrimination is most evident in 'diverse' areas because racism and discrimination can only occur amongst more than one race.

Jeez...you are not very smart, are you? I mean if you are of the opinion that the mere presence of a PoC increases racism, I guess in your twisted logic your theory (?) will hold true.

But again...it's twisted logic. That type of logic should be abandoned. Moron. Still LMBAO.

Same with Miss Ann (funny screen name; she clearly enjoys being on that gilded pedestal LOL). Scared of the Truth of other people's experiences outside of her own; afraid to acknowledge the humanity of others. Absolutely pathetic...

Anonymous said...

Desiree, just one question: do you think "darkie" is a good word for describing black people as a group?

This is an example of the double standards that whites have to live with every day.

Anonymous said...

"Brevity is the soul of wit."

Translation: Keep it short, or no one will read your horse shit.

CWN said...


"I don't use the word 'cracker'"

UM, sure you do. In one of your Father's day posts.

"As for self-esteem, cracker please. I have lots of self-esteem. If I had none, I would have gone away a long time ago after some of the shit that has been said to me in pathetic reply after reply."

Anonymous said...

"Blacks themselves are the greatest cause of racism in America."

This is %100 true, blacks are the most racist, hate-filled people on the planet, look no further than the black-on-white violent crime rate.

Anonymous said...

With the ongoing and permanent collapse of the liberal media, and the strangle-hold it had on the truth concerning black behavior, particularly black on white crime. With thousands of head-in-the-sand liberals awakening daily to the real truth. The future dont look too rosey fo' black folk. By the way hilarity,concerning being bred out of the gene pool,the battle of Blood River proved that quality trumps quantity anytime. The white girls that blacks with the help of the above mentioned lib media have seduced away are indeed gone (most are not wanted back). But maybe if we could get you tax robbing parasites off our backs we would see another white baby boom,like the one victorious american working men and women experienced after WWII.A babyboom not at all like the welfare and handout fueled black/mexican babyboom that we producers have witnessed the last few decades.

Hilarity Ensues said...

"Oh here we go again, another undergrad regurgitates their two semesters of post modernity classes..." etc

You obviously didn't read everything I wrote. I was kicked out of high school in the 9th grade. I am an autodidact, like many others I know who agree that the white school system can't teach us shit. I wasn't sobbing at all, I love my history. There was no whining involved, just a very bare bones recounting of a very small portion of my past. It is a fact that the environment suffers due to white expansion. No whining involved. I'm actually eager for this whole house of cards to fall down around us all.

As far as ancient history, it's one of my favorite subjects. I know the struggle of the black man is unique, it's just one more check mark on the long list of innovations that black people are responsible for. And concerning Egypt, I'd like to remind you that there is no documentation concerning how the pyramids were built. These are still, though widely accepted, theories. Just because you believe in a thing and make a habit out of ridiculing people who do not does not make that thing true. And Egyptian slavery was of an entirely different order than the slavery practiced by Europeans with Africans. They weren't racist, they were an oligarchic plutocracy. My Hungarian and Romanian friends have filled me in on much that I was missing concerning Temüjin, who one of my budgerigars is named after, and while I was 17-19 I read up a lot on the Visigoths and Ostrogoths and I know that there is still debate concerning the whys as far as their 'integration' into Rome is concerned. It seems you think history is a closed book, when it most certainly IS NOT. The same is true of science and all other things human.

And NOTHING I said, if you read carefully and were intelligent, or at the very least free of biases that cripple critical and independent thought, could be misconstrued as whining or telling a sob story. I told you of psychological integration and didn't dwell for the slightest period on any of my experiences, negative or positive. I am not a victim of anything. I don't have a victim mentality. I do think many black people do, but it seems that you guys here are just as eager to jump on that bandwagon as well! Oh, the poor white man! LOL, anyway, I am merely amused at you folks. And no, that doesn't mean WHITE folks. Just YOU folks. And by the way, it is spelled HORDE. And I wasn't trying to be witty or humorous, there is enough of that here already, unintentionally peppered throughout these overlong posts you so wholeheartedly agree with, so your quote is not only entirely unrelated, it is also blatantly hypocritical. But that fact obviously evaded detection by your highly evolved mind. Perhaps you were too busy with other, more lofty concerns?

Hilarity Ensues said...

Desiree, why do you bother with these people? I've only posted for two days and already I'm done. You have more to offer than this. It is a drain on your mind and resources and they will never see things your way. These are the guys we might have to shoot if they get their little RAHOWA started. These are the guys that would shoot us. This is obviously a gathering of minds who are so dominated by an idea as to no longer be capable of self-criticism, at least not when it comes to the percepts of their group. They're pretty much dead already. Have you ever heard anyone of them say, in a non-slick or sarcastic manner, ANYTHING you didn't already expect them to? This means that they are brain dead, for they have faith, they have found the truth. When you think that way about anything then less and less neural connections are formed, so in quite a literal sense these people are brain-dead when it comes to this issue. In fact, they're like vampires. They're feeding on you (and me, briefly)! They're UNDEAD because they only time any new activity forms in these regions of their brains it is from an external source! Stop feeding the entities! I've seen all I needed to see here. Carry on corpses. I will feed you no more.

Hilarity Ensues said...

Anonymous. You're doomed. Have some dignity.

Anonymous said...

-hilarity ensues

nobody reads anything you write, are you aware of that? I can't read more than a few sentences without my eyes glazing over.

Hilarity Ensues said...

"nobody reads anything you write, are you aware of that?"

Quite. Keep your minds closed then. Enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Hilarity ensues whenever someone accuses me of being jealous of black people. Seriously! I'm STILL laughing!

You dropped out in ninth grade eh? Shame. Should have stayed in school. It's the reason your people are so crime-ridden and poor. You know that right? Or is the fact you lacked the discipline to finish grade school also whitey's fault?

Diversity is only an asset the addition of more components raises the mean worth of that group. A group made of physicists from diverse experiences would be strengthened by its diverse composition. Likewise, adding a few petty thieves and a thug or two to the group would increase the diversity but lower the average worth or productivity.

Thus, diversity is neither inherently a strength nor a weakness. Its potential value is merely a function of its parts.

Hilarity Ensues said...

Well, something slightly meaty...that was the context in which I meant that diversity is a strength. However, it's so unfortunate that your bias is so pronounced. And I was KICKED out in the 9th grade, due solely to allegations that had no basis in reality, which stemmed from the fact that I was not a christian. A white gym teacher hated me and I was able, by sheer coincidence, to prove her wrong years later. I was satisfied. I could have pursued legal action but I wasn't that concerned, and usually find lawsuits and things of that nature distasteful and against humanity.

My people (which would also include Native Americans and the Irish) are 'so crime-ridden and poor' because we have had to deal for centuries with the result of deliberate destruction of our native cultures by and for hegemonical systems. This still continues to this day, regardless of whether the president is half-black or 'white guilt' has influenced your people to give us menial jobs to carry out between arrests. As far as the drug side of that crime is concerned, look up George Bush seniors involvement, look up the CIA's involvement.

America would not be where it is today (or even 100 years ago) were it not for slaves and servants of various races, African, Native American, Latino, Irish, Italian, Japanese, Chinese etc. So it is obvious that in the case of America diversity=strength.

What would be even more successful than your example would be a multidisciplinary think tank, composed of physicists, biologists, mathematicians, geologists, anthropologists and various other scholars and professionals from diverse and superficially unrelated backgrounds. Consider that for a while. If all races combined their strengths towards diminishing their weaknesses...unimaginable things could occur. Both the victimized mentality of blacks and the superior mentality of whites is hindering this possibility. Funnily enough, whites like yourself are starting to feel ever more victimized and blacks superior. It has to stop somewhere before we annihilate each other. One of you guys earlier said something silly about black people regretting overplaying our hand...well, the world is large and I severely doubt that in this modern era of nearly instantaneous data transmission that all of the nations in the world would turn a blind eye or deaf ear to any atrocity occurring in America. In this case also, diversity is strength.

And I laugh as well when anyone accuses me of being jealous of whites.

This shit need to stop people.

Hilarity Ensues said...

Oh, and concerning discipline. You know nothing about me anon. Like I said, I was kicked out. After that I worked and did my thing, making money and traveling. I am disciplined in martial arts and some forms of yoga. I was born into discipline. I think this is what bothers you guys the most, and why you won't generally engage me in meaningful debate: We are coming into our own. there are more and more black babies born to intelligent and capable black families who are waking up from their drug and violence induced coma. I think this bothers you so much that you refuse to look at the evidence.

This shit NEEDS to stop people! lol...

Anonymous said...

So you were a young PITA but it was all the fault of "evil wyte raycisses".


Is there a black man on planet earth who can take personal responsibility for anything? I think if I ever see that I'll just fall over dead.

Anonymous said...

Hilarity Ensues:

Exactly how many times did George Bush shoot heroin into your veins? Stop blaming others and take some responsibility for yourself, man!

"If all races combined their strengths towards diminishing their weaknesses...unimaginable things could occur."

This by itself is a pretty racist statement. How can you talk about a race having strengths or weaknesses? People deserve to be judged and valued as individuals.

Hilarity Ensues said...

No, I was a young non-christian involved with a young girl and my gym teacher thought I had plans to ritualistically sacrifice her because apparently non-christian means devil worshiper/murderer. After being taken into the guidance counselors office and laughing in their faces when she told me, in tears, that I needed to "accept Christ into my heart" I was told I couldn't come back on school grounds without a police escort. This was a public school. I've laughed about it ever since. I'm not blaming anyone, pull your head out of your ass. I'm not whining. I said I love it, it has made me stronger and besides, it's pure comedy that you simply can't write. I ran into the gym teacher with her lesbian girlfriend a few years later, and being that I now lived with the same girl she thought I was going to kill, and was now on my arm as we walked down the street together, she didn't have a whole lot to say. Neither did I though, really.


Please. Say something that doesn't make you look retarded. Mentally healthy people shouldn't mimic mentally disabled people. It's rude.

Anon@7:51 said...

Hilarity Ensues-

As a wise, intelligent man once said:

"The argument skills you've displayed are dismal and pretty much non-existent. You haven't even come close to entering into any form of debate. Just insults and sarcasm."

Hilarity Continues said...


What can i say, you get what you give! I have never shot heroin into my veins, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that if two sources are involved in an action or event, then two sources are responsible for what transpires as a result of their actions.

You implied that I was merely a young pain in the ass and was now blaming "evil wyte raycisses" (if it isn't obvious to you by now that I can spell and make use of correct grammar then I'm totally justified in what I said about your apparent mental retardation). I wasn't and never have. If anything I would have to thank that gym teacher and the school admins for handling the situation they way they did. I have had an amazing amount of life experience as a result, done and seen things I wouldn't have been able to if I were confined in a tiny room being brain-washed, and have improved my education as a result. I'm also more materially successful than I would have been had I continued on the track I was on at that time and have met the love of my life as a result! That school environment was an unhealthy one, filled with horribly outdated textbooks, where teachers just rained negativity down onto the heads of the children and metal detectors and on-campus police officers with guns made us feel like we were in prison (which obviously contributed to the level of violence exhibited rather than inhibiting it, as well as more creative ways to sneak contraband into the school, etc).

I have an idea, before you try to use my words against me why don't you first try to prove them wrong? Because using my words against me, punctuated by your silly sarcasm, just help to prove what I said in the first place.


Abe Stinkin' said...

I understand differential equations, adjacency matrices of finite graphs and the theory of relativity. I don't, however understand negro logic, on any level.

As a litigation attorney, I am highly trained in advanced logic and experienced in all forms of persuasive argumentation. I know the difference between a disjunctive and a hypothetical syllogism. I know how to properly blue book cite a source. I am capable of seeing all sides of an argument and know the practical advantages of disingenuously engaging in sophistry when the facts are against me and it will aid my cause, say, when I am defending Tayshawn for yet another violent crime that even Ray Charles could see he committed. The difference is, my sophistry makes logical sense at least superficially so it is difficult to break it down into the self serving tautology that it really is. I could sell ice water in Alaska and make a living. But, I just don't get it here. I can't decipher simian attempts at argumentation. Afrocentrists are half assed Marxists but they didn't learn much from Marx or Engels regarding effective argumentation techniques. Without such techniques, effective propaganda is not possible. For me, these simian attempts at argumentation are like putting the wrong code in a computer; my computer is crashing here. I guess I am the stupid one because all of my statistical arguments are based on simple, empirically provable applications of Modus Ponens rather than the latest unintelligible black blame shift.

All the facts and numbers are in. The Malcom X wannabees lose every argument that they start, but still narcissistically believe that they have engineered a dominating victory that would make Shaka Zulu proud. Not one of the afrocentrist "arguments" I have seen here would survive a three line truth table. I guess thats what a 70-85 i.q. means in practical terms. Their kind are completely indefensible by every statistical measure social science and modern medicine can employ. On the whole blacks seem to do nothing but destroy everything everywhere they go. This blog is sadly no exception. Moronic affirmative action blacks have turned what was always an enjoyable website into a walk through Compton at 2:00 a.m. Intelligent discourse, argument and analysis is no longer possible here because the racist black trolls spam this site like kamikazee bombers with twisted, unintelligible thoughts which form a vortex from which no reason or logic can escape. A black hole is thus formed. Pun fully intended.

Lets just remname this Stuff Desiree Don't Like or Stuff Hillary Don't Like and forget about it. SBPDL, its not your fault, you were only trying to honor free speech. Marxist afrocentrists HATE free speech for obvious reasons and their moronic posts on your site are nothing but an attempt to silence free speech. Political Correctness and Affirmative Action have destroyed free speech everywhere. Blacks have an entire society reordered to discriminate in their favor, and we aren't even allowed to vent on a website. We are not allowed to be upset or utter a single negative phrase regarding the fact that 12% of the population is responsible for 3/4 of all violent crime, 3/4 of all STDs and over half of social welfare spending. We are supposed to suck it up all day at work, anywhere we have to deal with them at their gubmint jobs, in the absurdly biased dreamworld of the libtard media and to top it off our drives home from our urban employment are less safe than a walk through Beirut. Not to mention the white genocide glorified in the hip hop garbage that pollutes our ears seemingly everywhere we go.

40 troll comments on one thread, the same nonsensical esteemed up negro gibberish ad nausem. I might as well sign up for a black studies course and let them throw poop at me. Unbelieveable. I need to barf.

Anonymous said...

Yes Abe, let it all out. Let out that you're a litigation attorney. That translates to FULL OF HOT AIR! You're an expert at diverting attention. Some quotes:

"Every crime is born of necessity. If you want less crime, you must change the conditions. Poverty makes crime. Want, rags, crusts, misfortune - all these awake the wild beast in man, and finally he takes, and takes contrary to law, and becomes a criminal. And what do you do with him? You punish him. Why not punish a man for having consumption? The time will come when you will see that that is just as logical. What do you do with the criminal? You send him to the penitentiary. Is he made better? Worse. The first thing you do is to try to trample out his manhood, by putting an indignity upon him. You mark him. You put him in stripes. At night you put him in darkness. His feeling for revenge grows. You make a wild beast of him, and he comes out of that place branded in body and soul, and then you won't let him reform if he wants to."
-Robert Ingersoll

"Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens."
-African Proverb

"You're an attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal and distort everything, and slander everybody."
-Jean Giraudoux

"Only lawyers and painters can turn white to black."
-Japanese Proverb

“Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal.”
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

"The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime."
-Max Stirner

"We all know here that the law is the most powerful of schools for the imagination. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth."
-Jean Giraudoux

"Judges are but men, and are swayed like other men by vehement prejudices. This is corruption in reality, give it whatever other name you please. "
-David Dudley Field

"Order derived through submission and maintained by terror is not much of a safe guaranty; yet that is the only "order" that governments have ever maintained. True social harmony grows naturally out of solidarity of interests. In a society where those who always work never have anything, while those who never work enjoy everything, solidarity of interests is non-existent; hence social harmony is but a myth.... Thus the entire arsenal of governments - laws, police, soldiers, the courts, legislatures, prisons - is strenuously engaged in "harmonizing" the most antagonistic elements in society."
-Emma Goldman

“The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.”
-Ayn Rand

“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”
-Robert frost

“Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the lawyer has superior opportunity of being a good man. There will still be business enough.”
-Abraham Lincoln

“Nothing is more destructive of respect for the government and the law of the land than passing laws which cannot be enforced.”
-Albert Einstein

"A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns."
-Mario Puzo

"He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides."
-Charles Lamb

"The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency."
-Henry David Thoreau

"A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running."
-Lucille Kellen

Anonymous said...

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"Whenever a bitter foe attack thee Sheathe thy sword, they wrath restrain; Or else will magistrates and lawyers Divide thy wealth, thy purse retain."

"It is an honorable calling that you have chosen. Some of you will soon be defending poor, helpless insurance companies who are constantly being sued by greedy, vicious widows and orphans trying to collect on their policies. Others will work tirelessly to protect frightened, beleaguered oil companies from being attacked by depraved consumer groups." [commencement address, Tulane University School of Law]
Art Buchwald

"A man who never graduated from school might steal from a freight car. But a man who attends college and graduates as a lawyer might steal the whole railroad."
-Theodore Roosevelt

"In tribal times, there were the medicine men. In the Middle Ages, there were the priests. Today, there are the lawyers. For every age, a group of bright boys, learned in their trades and jealous of their learning, who blend technical competence with plain and fancy hocus-pocus to make themselves masters of their fellow men. For every age, a pseudo-intellectual autocracy, guarding the tricks of the trade from the uninitiated, and running, after its own pattern, the civilization of its day."
-Fred Rodell

"Fools and obstinate men make rich lawyers."
-Spanish Proverb

"Were we to act but in cases where no contrary opinion of a lawyer can be had, we should never act."
-Thomas Jefferson

"It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true."
-Gerald F. Lieberman

"Many laws as certainly make bad men, as bad men make many laws."
-Walter Savage Landor

"People who love sausage and people who believe in justice should never watch either of them being made."
-Otto Bismark

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
-Norm Crosby

"If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place."
-Lord Halifax

"The more laws the more offenders."
-Thomas Fuller

"The jury, passing on the prisoner's life,
May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
Guiltier than him they try."
-William Shakespeare

"When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation." -Vanya Cohen

"Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through." -Jonathan Swift

"Poverty is the mother of crime."
-Marcus Aurelius

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread."
-Anatole France

"The vices of the rich and great are mistaken for error; and those of the poor and lowly, for crimes."
-Lady Marguerite Blessington

"Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate."
-Bertrand Russell

"The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws."

"The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be."

"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
-Howard Scott

"As one reads history, not in the expurgated editions written for schoolboys and passmen, but in the original authorities of each time, one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted; and a community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurrence of crime."
-Oscar Wilde

Anonymous said...

I see why you're so angry now. You are a Little Man, just like Reich said...

Anonymous said...

"A lawyer is a gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself."
-Lord Brougham

"The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced."
-Frank Zappa

"Thieves for their robbery have authority
When judges steal themselves."
-William Shakespeare

"I am further of opinion that it would be better for us to have [no laws] at all than to have them in so prodigious numbers as we have."
-Michel de Montaigne

"The law is an adroit mixture of customs that are beneficial to society, and could be followed even if no law existed, and others that are of advantage to a ruling minority, but harmful to the masses of men, and can be enforced on them only by terror."
-Peter Kropotkin

"Laws: We know what they are, and what they are worth! They are spider webs for the rich and mighty, steel chains for the poor and weak, fishing nets in the hands of the government."
-Pierre Joseph Proudhon

"It is well-nigh obvious that those who are in favor of the death penalty have more affinities with murderers than those who oppose it."
-Remy de Gourmont

"It is hard to say whether doctors of law or divinity have made the greater advances in the lucrative business of mystery."
-Edmund Burke

"Crimes were committed to punish crimes, and crimes were committed to prevent crimes. The world has been filled with prisons and dungeons, with chains and whips, with crosses and gibbets, with thumbscrews and racks, with hangmen and heads-men - and yet these frightful means and instrumentalities have committed far more crimes than they have prevented.... Ignorance, filth, and poverty are the missionaries of crime. As long as dishonorable success outranks honest effort - as long as society bows and cringes before the great thieves, there will be little ones enough to fill the jails."
-Robert Ingersoll

"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
-William Shakespeare

Abe Stinkin' said...

Hillary, you are proficient in martial arts. Sure, some karate or kung fu Din Mak hocus pocus maybe, and thats a maybe. It is not likely you have a high belt rank or tournament titles, even in those shit fields. Maybe you can do a fucking kata in the mirror. I am figuring you for a tai chi fag. Either way, I am not picturing you as a legit martial artist, meaning a grappler with takedowns and a ground game and thai boxing. Karate is a joke. Having spent 25 years in martial arts, (folkstyle, freestyle and greco roman wrestling are the most lethal martial arts) I know the discipline that it takes and I doubt a high school drop out blame shifting druggie jazzhead has it. My judo instructors would have never tolerated me dropping out and would have thrown me in with a 17 year old brown or purple belt before they kicked my ass out the door.

Why don't you take some fucking judo and some BJJ? I doubt you could handle the adversity of having to work subs off your back while you get crossfaced and key locked till your tendons snap. That takes character, and you don't have any. I attended college on a wrestling scholarship. Division I Heavyweight. Full ride. I grew up in a trailer park, dirt poor. Poorer than you I bet. Sure, you could get to my throat Ron van Clief. Give me a break. My double coming at you at 17 mph, good luck. Even if you were able to guillotine me I would just slam you down on your neck, turn my face into your chest, flip my legs over and go to side control. I'm out and its over. Elbow city. I'm the Mayor there. Like I would actually give my strategy away though.

Like I said in the other post, you can fly down to my gym. I'll pay your expenses. Just sign the legal waiver and we'll get in the ring. We have a full sized boxing ring and a cage, your preference, though I would obviously prefer the cage. Totally legal, and exactly what you need.

From your posts, it is apparent that you know your music. You are not Puff Daddy. You didn't get Gypsy minor modes off of a Wiki search, no doubt. My advice would be to stick to that.

Again, tell Stymie and Alfalfa I said what's up.

Abe Stinkin' said...

All those quotes about lawyers. All true, can't deny it. Lying, villanous scum, every one. Lowlifes. Pond scum. Myself included, maybe more so than average. I really don't like them and I don't ever hang out with any. Nor do I hang out with rich people in general because they are all assholes.

The only way I could ever defend a criminal client is through sheer sophistry. A divorce case? A corporation? Please. Good luck winning an argument with one though. You can't curl yourself in more directions than a snake. We created the most effective blame shifts. Afro studies blame shifting is a joke by comparison. That is one reason it grates so much on my ears. Good sophistry is a subtle art that afro studies has yet to grasp. Until that happens, your propaganda will be stuck at the 3rd grade level.

A good lawyer can lay out till 4 am, fuck a woman he just met, come home, with whiskey breath, a powerdery nose and lipstick on his collar and convince his wife that he was just working late. He will probably be allowed to cop a feel and maybe even get a bj for his kind efforts.

As far as the Shakespeare quote, everybody gets that wrong. Actually having taken a literature course, I know that he was actually alluding to the fact that a despot must first kill all the lawyers before being able to seize power from a free society. Shakespeare was positing that lawyers are the first line of protection for the citizens of a free democratic society. Shakespeare was naive in that he had a high opinion of lawyers. Very common mistake, especially with illiterate philistines.

My favorite lawyer joke:

Do you know the difference between a prostitute and a lawyer?

Yes, the prostitute will quit fucking your after you're dead.

Most of us are not bothered by these jokes. I see them as merely simple truths. Everybody hates them till they need one though. It is then that you want a liar, a cheat, a sophist and a crooked son of a bitch like me on your side. At that moment, it is us that you pray to.