Friday, November 19, 2010

Conan, TBS and You: Commercials in Black Run America

We have made one claim that we stand by at this Web site: Without sports, positive examples of Black people would be impossible to find. The integration of sports gave white America numerous examples of Black heroes to emulate and look up to, opening the door to other avenues for Black people in movies, television and politics.

Movies have been discussed a lot here, with Turner Classic Movies (TCM) being a sore point for Black people. Next week, we'll look at the ultimate television shows that need to included at Stuff Black People Don’t Like (send your suggestions here) in honor of Thanksgiving.

When families gather to celebrate the holiday, the viewing of favorite movies and television shows is a favorite pastime (before the Black Friday fun!) and a way to kill time between the Thanksgiving meal and unwanted conservation with relatives you rarely converse otherwise.

Once you go Black... TBS is never coming back.
Interesting to think that the hours we waste in front of the television can help shape our opinion on matters concerning race. Watching sports, who could imagine that Black people are merely 13 percent of the United States population? Watching commercials, who could ever imagine that only 28 percent of Black babies are born to a married Black couple (a recent Nissan car and Slate Chase credit card – featuring triplets – have shown Black couples expecting a stork’s arrival soon)?

Television presents a faux-world that doesn’t exist, conflicting with reality to the point of utter absurdity:
I've been noticing over the past several years a tendency for the Media to depict racial togetherness in a manner that doesn't come close to representing reality. For example, almost every prime-time television show features romantic inter-racial relationships, most notably between its Caucasian and African-American continuing characters. While there are certainly more such situations in our current life than in former decades, is it as prevalent as depicted? As commonplace so as not to be noticed or rarely discussed?

Here is a partial list of such shows on CBS, NBC, ABC, FOX and CW, just from the last few seasons:
Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, ER, House, Boston Legal, Gossip Girl, Dirty Sexy Money, Bones, One Tree Hill, Everwood, Lost, Heroes ,The West Wing, Desperate Housewives, Chuck, Kings, Lipstick Jungle, 90210, Cold Case, Ugly Betty, Privileged, October Road and Brothers and Sisters.
In Brothers and Sisters, Sally Field's character, a middle-aged suburban widow, quickly falls for her son-in-law's campaign advisor, who is black. Likewise, her son-in-law, a moderate Republican U.S. Senator played by Rob Lowe, decides with his wife (Calista Flockhart) to aggressively pursue an expectant African-American woman to adopt her child.
Turner Broadcasting System (TBS) has turned virtually overnight from a station that used to be about Movies For Guys Who Like Movies to the Tyler Perry channel, showing TV shows that cater to a small segment of the United States population:

With the arrival of the new TBS show, 'Are We There Yet?' the black community is getting another option for network television viewing. We all know that black shows are rare these days, with few outside of the family sitcom genre even getting produced. There is much family fare on TBS now, including the shows created by Tyler Perry, 'House of Payne' and 'Meet the Browns.' But these two black sitcoms are based on what some perceive to be stereotypes of the African American family. The characters tend to be loud and animated, in scenarios in which dancing and jokes that are sometimes a little ignorant abound. We can only hope that 'Are We There Yet' will offer more balanced images of African Americans. But it is troubling that, despite our diversity of experience, the only new major black show in years is another sitcom.

TBS has basically become the Tyler Perry channel, moving completely from its roots as a Southern channel (broadcasting the Atlanta Braves, World Championship Wrestling – no longer around – and B movies) and becoming a Black channel.

This must be said: Black shows on TBS have almost no appeal to other races and according to Nielsen Ratings, little appeal to Black people.

With Conan O’Brien taking over a late-night show on that network it became obvious that his audience – which is hideously white – must become more diverse to fit in at the new Black-centric TBS:

During the last few weeks of Conan O'Brien's "Tonight Show," comedian and writer Deon Cole famously labeled Conan an honorary black man due to his mistreatment by NBC. Back with Conan on TBS, Cole once again reminded the newly minted basic cable funnyman to reach out to a more ethnically diverse audience with a commercial for the show that targets African-Americans. 

"Everybody's done one," Cole quipped on last night's show. "Colgate, McDonald's, Tide laundry detergent." 
 Our question to you is simple: what are some of the more outrageous examples of commercials that dwell in the realm of Fictional Black History Heroes? What commercials have you seen of Black people that run counter to reality, though TV and the advertising departments behind these corporation’s commercials are trying to push a cleverly packaged false-reality to an unsuspecting viewer?

We are trying to compile the ultimate list of commercials that have Black people in situations that run counter to reality. Help us out.

And tell all of your Black friends to watch Conan… his show is incredibly white after all. And what’s the deal with no Black late-night TV hosts?

Commercials in Black Run America (BRA) must placate Black people, constantly showing a world that doesn't exist and putting Black people into implausible situations that run counter to reality.

Share your favorite commercials below and try and find the corresponding video.The ultimate Black Run America (BRA) commercial list is coming, and we need your help to compile it!



70 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ggGzNV3Qw

Hirsch said...

There's a commercial, I think for Progressive auto insurance, where a white guy dressed up as 'savings' or something comes out and does a little dance for a black couple. The dynamics were so racially demeaning that it was the worst commercial I"ve seen in awhile, except for the one for hotels.com where the two white men are on their knees at the foot of a tub, blowing bubbles through straws into a hottub in order to edify their black master.

Incidentally, here's a movie that featured the actress who plays the shrill, hyper annoying "Flo" on all those commercials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFDZm3nXHAM

Does anyone remember "Twin Peaks?" That was probably the best thing to ever air on television, except for "The Simpsons," and it was lily-white. I wonder if a show like that could flourish today? Is "Mad Men," all white? I've never watched it but from promos I gather that it is.

Supercracker said...

This one enrages the shit out of me, what is this supposed to imply?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDtUsY7IiP4&feature=player_embedded

Supercracker said...

Once again, proof that White men are the nerdiest, uncoolest creatures on the planet. A strong Black man will show us how to do it properly!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4mpbw68_HA&feature=player_embedded

Anonymous said...

The Conan commercial was a spoof and nothing more than that.

I realize the mere sight of black people upsets you guys but lets not lose our sense of humor.

-Black guy

Desiree said...

Dependent upon a particular black person's milieux, many commercials featuring blacks are not unrealistic.

I find a lot of them quite in line with reality.

The biggest issue I have is casting mulattos as blacks. As a biology major, I know full well there are 2^28 ways for chromosomes to sort out during meiosis of the gametes. These chromosomes, as you know, code for genes which code for proteins which determine phenotype.

But there is no way a black woman and a black man, both with medium-to-dark skin, can have a black son and a mulatto daughter with brown and blond streaks in her hair.

That does not happen.

That is my biggest issue with commercials because they further the arbitrary colorism founded, fostered, and foisted upon blacks by whites since slave days (people of color all over the world touched by white conquest and colonialism have also been victimized by colorism).

Funny how you ask whites to help compile a list of 'inaccurate' commercials featuring blacks when most of them don't live in cities or towns with large black populations.

I know this because back in the heyday of this blog, people used to click onto my site and I could see where they were from.

How would they know what is accurate and true for blacks?

Oh, wait! They have 1. Stuff Black People Don't Like (written by a white guy)*; and 2. the media.

I stand corrected. Both are entirely accurate sources of blackness...



* a white person merely having an obsession-yes, an obsession--with black people does not equal said white (or non-black) person being an expert on them. Something to keep in mind going forward.

Anonymous said...

Been saying this for years now. Try and find a commercial which, no matter how gentle, finds the White person getting the humorous upper hand over his black counterpart. I dare you. Whites are always depicted as miserable, stupid, unattractive, weak, well, dorks. blacks? oh sooo cool and suave and heroic, etc. It's BS, but find a Whitey who agrees. Most have bought the bull hook, line, and sinker. Just look at the White/America-hating jackass in the White House...

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueDJHrobjGw

--Mencken--

Anonymous said...

Here's three new commercials that I cannot locate on YouTube:

-a United States Postal Service commercial that has a young black couple, living in a perfectly manicured neighborhood in a gorgeous sprawling rancher who reach an agreement...he'll finish doing the Christmas shopping if she'll handle the packaging and mailing of all the gifts. The white, shlubby mailman realizes that the wife has played a trick on her enthusiastic uber husband: her job will be much easier than his thanks to the USPS easy, cheap shipping yada yada yada.

-An American Express (?) commercial where a middle age black couple spontaneously decide to leave their magnificent home to fly to Hawaii--first fucking class, of course-- on Christmas Eve. On the plane they meet Chevy Chase and he performs as their personal clown in a wild recounting to a dumbfounded white neighbor.

-A new Lexus commercial where the super awesome black boyfriend/husband surprises his white girlfriend/wife with a brand new Lexus for Christmas. She's so happy to be loved so much by such a swell black man. As the commercial ends the viewer just knows that Mr. Awesome Great Black Guy is in store for a terrific blowjob. Reparations in BRA are so cool!!!

Anonymous said...

Here's one. It's the new-classic motif of stupid white person, smart black person:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9ggGzNV3Qw

Anonymous said...

why does idiocracy seem like a documentary of the Obama administration.

YOu gotta know:
TBS stands for 'The Black Station', because some racist dumb ass couldn't spell 'Da Blak Stasion'
CNN stands for da Colored News Network'

Miss Ann said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEz0swrPCNg

Totally absurd commercial.

Groids don't wear seat belts.

Groids don't sing kid's songs in the car.

Groids don't go camping.

Groids don't live cute suburban lives.

Groids never shut up. NEVER.

I worked at REI when I was in grad school and I still shop there regularily. The only groids who come through the door of REI are the groid street bums who need to defecate or urinate. Usually they did so on the toilet seats.

Anonymous said...

My kids and I walked around downtown Nashville one night this summer. Within 10 minutes of stepping out of our truck a black couple came up to us and asked,"Do you know where a Church's Chicken is at?" After telling them-we spent the rest of the night lauging our asses off.

Artur said...

Meanwhile, America's newspaper of record distorts reality
in a different, equally insidious way :

crimesofthetimes.blogspot.com

Supercracker said...

posted a couple links but does not appear to work!

Anonymous said...

Good Grief!
Just saw a Wells-Fargo Financial Advisors tv commercial featuring a married black woman planning for her (and her husband's) retirement.
I can't find the vid online, but this is the woman in the ad...
https://www.wellsfargoadvisors.com/wfa/financialpicture.htm?cid=WFA100031865

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Black Guy,

Of course the Conan skit is a joke, but it gets to the heart of what this post was about: everything must somehow appeal to Black people.

Here is a good one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGkRNm-9CrM

Black people don't play soccer and very few Black fathers attend their sons sporting contests, unless they can find a way to get money out of it (Auburn quarterback Cam Newton's father).

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Actually, with the out-of-wedlock birthrate now at 72 percent and the rate of child support paid by Black people dwindling to horrific rates, one of the few times Black father's do come around is when the son strikes it big at sports and the father wants a piece of the monetary spoils for being a sperm donor.

Anonymous said...

"The Conan commercial was a spoof"

Thank you Captain Obvious.

Desiree said...

SBPDL:

"one of the few times Black father's do come around is when the son strikes it big at sports and the father wants a piece of the monetary spoils for being a sperm donor."

Wow, you really are a dyed-in-the-wood moron!

Paco Nacho has a great hero in you.

I'm glad you've decided to take your anecdotes on blackness from Tyler Perry movies.

I should at least congratulate your use of a qualifier: "one of the few times..."

But the flaw in what you'd just posted is that the only time you see this display of coldness and greed is when someone (the black sports player) is in this situation. Seeing that most black males are not rich and famous sports stars, how can you reasonably make such an assertion that the only time black fathers come around is when someone makes it big?

Idiot! I told you...

If you are going to get psycho-sexual kicks from demeaning blacks, at least formulate sound logic.

Oh, yes, please answer the following questions, although I won't hold my breath:

1. Why do you care?
2. What is it about blacks that is directly affecting you, so much so that it gave you the impetus to write this blog?
3. Outside of an obvious desire to fear-monger and megalomaniacal fantasies of SBPDL global (?) domination, have you had any reasonably significant reason to highlight "stuff black people don't like"?
4. Do you live or have you lived around enough black people to reasonably assert that all black people, without a doubt, act in a certain way, and that 'way' is cause for derision?

Please be an honest human being and answer those questions.



Hmm... I wonder if this will pass the filters? This blog is getting less and less pro-free speech everyday.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

This blog gets A LOT of comments and I'm a very busy person. Work, travel and finishing an MBA take a lot out of a person and I have a very busy social schedule and workout schedule.

I do sincerely apologize for not updating comments regularly, it is just time consuming.

I'll answering your questions later tonight, but I stand by what I wrote. 72 percent of Black kids are born out of wedlock and Black father's rarely pay child support (I wrote an entry based on this, consult it).

Anonymous said...

Desiree

Why do you insist on coming back to this blog when no one likes you?

Please fuck off.

Anonymous said...

"1. Why do you care?"

I'll answer.

Because virtually every dysfunction that exists in the black community, including but not limited to anti-social behavior, poverty, immorality, and crime can be linked directly to the black habit of having children out-of-wedlock.

There are lots of low-income areas that do not have a high crime rate.
But there is not a single location on the entire globe that has high illegitimacy and low crime.

How many times do you need to have this explained to you, you dumb fucking whore?

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/229515/understanding-illegitimacy-robert-rector#

http://www.city-journal.org/html/8_1_a1.html

Desiree said...

Wow! It's funny because many times blacks are told to 'lighten up' about media representations of themselves and, yet, if you ask (racist) whites, they bitch and moan about their own representations, too!

I guess it's similar to the TSA post about White(y's) Rage. They care nothing about black and Latinos (take note Paco Nacho) being harassed, manhandled, and mangled by officials but some lowly TSA agent has to check all manner of 'packages' and they get upset...

Seems hypocritical.

So what if you come off as nerdy and square in an ad? Who gives a shit. Is that not better than always being made into a criminal, drug dealer, whore, loud, etc., etc.?

Jeez... one little shift in the dynamic and white people get SO UPSET. One white nerd vs. a cool black guy doesn't change the fact Whitey still runs everything! Can't anyone besides yourselves get shine? Not even in an ad?

Damn!

Barack Obama will never be re-elected at this rate. There are too many of you people left (and by 'people', I mean racist, backward whites)...



@ Hirsch:

I think for Progressive auto insurance, where a white guy dressed up as 'savings' or something comes out and does a little dance for a black couple. The dynamics were so racially demeaning that it was the worst commercial I"ve seen in awhile, except for the one for hotels.com where the two white men are on their knees at the foot of a tub, blowing bubbles through straws into a hottub in order to edify their black master.

You finding either one of those commercials 'demeaning' reflects very badly on you. Think about it....

It's funny because it is obvious I'm an interloper on this site but, given that recent Jew thread, your interloping seems both sad and surreptitious.

Anonymous said...

Dezirrhea, since we're asking questions...

Why do blacks throughout the world have the highest violent crime rate, the highest murder rate, the highest rape rate, the highest AIDS rate, the highest abortion rate, the highest illegitimacy rate, the highest dropout rate, the highest illiteracy rate, the highest incarceration rate, etc??

Please be an honest human being and answer those questions.

Desiree said...

SBPDL:

I'm a very busy person. Work, travel and finishing an MBA take a lot out of a person and I have a very busy social schedule and workout schedule.

And even with THAT, you can find time to 'educate' uneducated white people about stuff YOU think black people don't like!?

Oh, yes, please always find time to deviate from your abs workout and business degree to INFORM white people about how we niggers hate water!

http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/08/7-water.html

So, so important. Cosmic!

Or about how one mentally ill black person has sex with a horse means black people spread AIDS via bestiality.

http://stuffblackpeopledontlike.blogspot.com/2010/06/where-did-aids-come-from-sordid-tale-of.html

Yes, those hamstrings can wait! As well as your grandmother's 85th birthday!

Sarcasm aside, yes, please answer my questions. Thank you. Matter of fact, make it an official post with the questions attributed to me. You can use any one of my SBPDL monikers. Yes, 'Desiree' is preferred but I will let you use 'Deziarrhea', 'Disarray' or 'dumb fucking whore' on a free pass....

Anonymous said...

I always found it quite humorous when several years ago some NBA players, all black, were dressed in nice suits and placed in posh surroundings for some commercial spots. But when they attempted to speak in an eloquent and sophisticated manner they sounded ridiculous. It was an obvious farce and they seemed to be unaware of the painful self parody. The poor fools must have thought they could pull it off.

Anonymous said...

SPDL, I must say that it is sports AND commercials that have made blacks appear to be much more tolerable than they really are. This is the work of DWLs in the media. My husband and I see these "black" versions of commercials, and after a good laugh, turn to each other and agree that we have never seen blacks in such a situation. The black commercials always have bump and grind music playing in the background, with all the blacks tapping feet and bopping heads to the music.

It just makes the DWLs sleep better at night knowing that they have portrayed a positive image of blacks in a commercial. This image is not for the benefit of blacks, but for the benefit of the whites who compete for the "perfect post-racial liberal" award.

Most whites are very confused, however, because when they encounter blacks in the real world, black behavior is completely the opposite of what they have seen on TV (listen up, Black Guy).

For example, despite what you have seen in the media, blacks are not loving parents who read bedtime stories to their children, do not live in loving families, they do not save for retirement, they are not investors, do not walk their dogs, do not ride horses, do not live in perfect suburban neighborhoods with manicured lawns, and they do not read labels!

Anonymous said...

"What is it about blacks that is directly affecting you, so much so that it gave you the impetus to write this blog?"
This site is very important, Desiree. We do not hate blacks, we are not sexually obsessed with blacks, do not want to be black. It is actually just the opposite. For example, I tried to take my young children on public transit so that they could become more independent in our city. There were so many poorly behaved blacks on the bus, and I spent much of my time protecting my kids from them. From the rude and unhelpful black bus driver, the cursing, sexual, and foul mouth conversations, public sex acts, glaring looks of hatred, aggressive sexual comments to my 13-year old girl, drunk men, to horse-play, bullying, and poor behavior, it was a very big mistake. I ended up explaining this shocking black behavior to them instead of showing them how to get to the library. I love my city, but because I have standards, I have to avoid the 35% black population.
A huge percentage of my husband's paycheck goes NOT toward the funding of my children's future, but instead to fund the irresponsible breeding, feeding, and care of blacks who will not support themselves. The black underclass is becoming a huge problem and soon it will explode. Blacks do not appreciate anything that they receive in the form of welfare and affirmative action, and we are all tired of paying. I would be happy if I could keep my tax dollars and let blacks fend for themselves. We are finished with blacks disrupting our classrooms and tearing down our neighborhoods. Black culture IS a culture of poverty, hustling, victimology, and dependence, and the polar opposite of white culture. The two cannot exist side by side. America cannot survive without white people, no matter how much you hate this fact. We want to preserve our own way of life, separate but equal.
Have you read any of the books I recommended in a previous post? They will answer all of your questions. We all know that black people are seething with hated for whites and have tendencies for violent behavior. We also know that blacks cannot exist on their own. We are tired of blacks tearing down everything that we have built. We are decent people, and we want for blacks to do better for themselves, but they are unable. Now we know that low-IQ explains everything, and we come here for support.
Please admit that you are not going to answer any of the hard questions that we have posed to you regarding black behavior, and you are not going to take the hint that you are not welcome here. You are invisible, always searching for validation, but you will not get it on this site. You do not give solutions, you only spew your black victimology and self-hatred. You spend so much time on this site, but your black people are failing miserably all over the planet.
Go out and tell your black people to integrate into the mainstream, to feel thankful that they live in America, to say thank you to the tax-payer, to work hard, get out of debt, end the materialism and foolish spending, build personal credit, to stop stealing tax-payer money by receiving welfare benefits, to stop birthing babies that they cannot feed, to volunteer, to develop empathy, to stop being victims, to stop looking for loopholes in the system for ways to "get over", to follow the laws and rules of THIS country, to stop the beatings, killings, murder, abuse, crime, theft, looting, and burning. To respect human life, to act human.
Tell your blacks the truth, Desiree - that that they are a broken people, and if they continue to choose a life separate from our mainstream culture of America that they will not succeed. Black culture can never be successful as a separate culture in America. Blacks have a lot of work to do, but the first step is to stop creating people that you cannot feed and clothe.

Anonymous said...

"As a biology major..."

Yes, Desiree, in your attemt to counter your self loathing, you have told us this a number of times. All part of your online image, no doubt. You are "smart, lovely, educated, with a french name, like to giggle, eat organic foods, absolutely do not eat McDonalds, you are well-spoken, acceptable to whites, middle-class, and experienced in the usage of big white-people words". Did I miss anything? Are you giggling with delight that I have paid so much attention to you and I have taken note of these things?

Thank you for showering us with your awesomeness. But please keep reminding us of your talents, we don't want to forget.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Answering Desiree:

1. Everyone should care when the vast amount of attention of the virtually every level of life in the United States (Church, Government - local, state and federal -, media, sports and academic sectors) all put the interests of improving Black people at the expense of everyone else.

2. This country exists to help out Black people, at all costs. No one else is pointing this fact out.

3. No one else is doing this.

4. Growing up, yes and no. College, more so. Graduate work and the two cities I have lived in since college, yes. I grew up in probably the ultimate whitopia, which juxtaposed with the real world only helped highlight the glaring differences between the races.

Anonymous said...

SBPDL,

"Of course the Conan skit is a joke, but it gets to the heart of what this post was about: everything must somehow appeal to Black people."


I think you're still making an issue where there isn't one. Black people have always been aware of the simple fact that we are the minority. Television has been and will always be marketed to the majority culture. This spoof(not even a real commercial) is no different.

It is mocking corporations use of black people and so called "black culture" in ad campaigns. McDonald's is the most well known. You people take it personal, while we see it for what it really is a well calculated sham and a joke. Remember they're in business not to make us happy. They're in business to make money, and you have just become an unwitting pawn in the game. Conan and TBS just got a little free publicity thanks to you and Google. Nice work!


The black actors in that commercial SPOOF possibly represents the total number of TBS's audiance. Thanks to this racial "controversy" maybe they gained 3 more viewers. I'm waiting for George Lopez to scream Viva La Raza!, because I don't believe that mediocre skit is getting much leverage outside of this site

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Miss Ann,

"Totally absurd commercial."

Yes, it is. All commercials are. They're not there to make us happy or tell the truth. They are used to sell products.


"Groids don't wear seat belts."


Lets not be stupid. With insane click it or ticket campaigns, that annoying beeping sound in the car, and that fact that most newer model vehicles practically put the seat belts on you everyone wears a seat belt.


"Groids don't sing kid's songs in the car."

I wish that one were true, but as someone who remembers being tortured by hours of radio disney I beg to differ.


"Groids don't go camping."


Blacks make up around 15% of the total U.S. population and since the vast majority of us live in predominately black communities there is some statistical evidence of that being a true statement. That doesn't account for the token. That despite people like you wants to hang out with you guys.



"Groids don't live cute suburban lives."


We do live "cute suburban lives" just not amongst you people. There are black suburbs all over this nation I grew up in one in Los Angeles.

" Groids never shut up. NEVER"

I don't know about all "Groids", but as a married man I may have to agree with you when it comes to female "Groids"

You have to be a regular on Stormfront.org or Niggermania. If not you should check them out because they are funny as hell.

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

"You people take it personal, while we see it for what it really is a well calculated sham and a joke. "

Here is what you do not understand, Black Guy.

I do not take this personally at all. Most whites do not care enough about blacks or their lifestyle to have an opinion about the actors in a commercial. I am just sick of having the "we are all same and equal" line rammed down my throat.
What makes me angry is the fact that there are so many white people out there doing very stupid things like pandering to blacks in commercials. White people need to start loving being white instead of promoting blacks. If white people would just learn to say no and tell blacks to shove it up their asses, we could get on the right track again.

White people need to protect their culture and stop pandering to blacks. Whites have been fed a line of crap for the past few decades by the liberal media and those pushing diversity and multiculturalism. I want to see an end to white brainwashing, white guilt, DWLs, the endless pandering, and all of this unrealistic images of blacks that are forced down our throats.

I say let's start showing blacks as they really are and stop putting them in white lifestyle situations, or just forget about blacks altogether. They can make their own companies, products and commercials if they want to see themselves portrayed in media. We know that will never happen.

Anonymous said...

Black Guy,

I think we agree on separation of the blacks and whites. I am doing my part, are you??

I would also love to see blacks living in their own neighborhoods, running their own black businesses, own schools, banks, charities and churches. I would love to see whites doing the same in their part of town. (Yes, the white life would be much better, but hey, life is not fair.) It might be the end to black on white crime, tax funded welfare, disruptive classrooms, the achievement "gap", and other social problems caused by multiculturalism.

Let's work hard together toward this goal.

Desiree said...

SBPDL:

1. Everyone should care when the vast amount of attention of the virtually every level of life in the United States (Church, Government - local, state and federal -, media, sports and academic sectors) all put the interests of improving Black people at the expense of everyone else.

Proof? This is nothing but a conspiracy theory. What would you say to someone--and they do exist--who would insert 'Latinos' or 'women' where you put 'black people'? I think your half-assed answer is based upon nothing but racial prejudice.

2. This country exists to help out Black people, at all costs. No one else is pointing this fact out.

Again, just another baseless, racist conspiracy theory. What else you got?

No, you are pointing out this nebulous problem because you hold racial prejudices.

3. No one else is doing this.

This may be true (perhaps save every white nationalist website on the Internet, but I'm sure you'd disagree with me lumping you into THAT category) but you have not given any logical, sound reason why it is your lot to 'highlight' the 'problem'.

If that's what it really is, a 'problem'. I do remember you stating you started this blog because you wanted to discuss (joke about) how blacks hated running out of chicken.

Yes, a "pressing problem" in Black Run America! Call Jesse Jackson! That nigga took all the dark meat!

4. Growing up, yes and no. College, more so. Graduate work and the two cities I have lived in since college, yes. I grew up in probably the ultimate whitopia, which juxtaposed with the real world only helped highlight the glaring differences between the races.

And finally we have what is, at least, close to a real answer. So you were a kid from a white suburban fantasyland and was used to everything being handed to you.

When you got out into the 'real world' the expectancy of things being given to you because of your 'privileged hue' was shattered, since we know longer live in 1950, a year it seems all white suburbs are stuck in.

Because of the big, bad, real world that destroyed your Blessed Supremacy, you now hate all black people, knowing that they were the ones who crushed all your little white boy dreams.

We all know Asians blend in; there will be no outward conflict with them because they rollover nicely. Latinos? Ha! Most of them don't even graduate. Black people will fight, though.

Desiree said...

(cont'd)

So, now... what do we have?

Someone lashing out in the most cowardly way possible: via "web". Spewing trash and providing half-assed links to dummies who will blindly follow someone if there is even the most remote possibility that said person hates blacks and/or minorities.

Let's not forget silly baseless conspiracy theories that are the fruition of inadequacy and/or fear and/or subconscious envy.

But is this not the TYPICAL KNEEJERK REACTION of nearly every white on this site? Some black person 'done them wrong' and now they will exact revenge through use of hatred and moralism.

Yes... this is you.

New answers to 1, 2, and 3, please.

Isn't it funny that I have grown up around all races (Black, white, Asian, Latino) and, yet, I have no problem with any of these groups?

It seems as if, at least for whites, diversity training needs to start from birth. We don't need any more quasi-privileged, pseudo-intelligent SBPDL's caling for a white revolution (in black face, no doubt) and bitching and/or moaning without having any solutions.

Yes, you have stated on this site that you basically want to watch the 'shit hit the fan' so you can say, like an idiotic child, 'I told you so.'

Thank you for typing so little and saying SO MUCH. I now officially know that you and, by extension, your drones (Latino Paco Nacho bringing up the rear) are no threat whatsoever. A bunch of white crybabies pissed some black guy did A, B, and C to them.

Please...

For your sake and sanity, I hope Black Run America is real. At least you'd get one conspiracy theory right. But I won't hold my breath...

(will this be posted?)

Anonymous said...

"Black people have always been aware of the simple fact that we are the minority."

Wow, what a shrewd sense of awareness black people must have. Perhaps next you'll assert that black people have always been aware that the sun rises in the east.
Thanks again Captain Obvious.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Desiree,

I answered your questions. The idea behind BRA has been around for a long, long time.

Also, by saying I grew up in a whitopia does not disclose the idea that I'm a white guy. I could be Black, Indian, Chinese, Korean, white or Hispanic.

Yes, all white areas are peaceful and tranquil. It is amazing what a homogenuous society can accomplish in terms of peace, security and freedom.

It is only when diversity (5 percent or more) is introduced, that the diversity erodes freedom.

I'm glad you could admit that the so-called "real world" isn't all that great.

I actually live in a very peaceful house in one of the most affluent cities in America (and it is diverse). Anyways, to the point of the post:

Those with family over Thanksgiving should watch commercials and notice how many have Black people in them where real-life Black people are rarely found.

Anonymous said...

"I think your half-assed answer is based upon nothing but racial prejudice."

What a shocker, Deziarrhea gives her standard, mindless, auto-response half-assed racism accusation.

Anonymous said...

"No, you are pointing out this nebulous problem because you hold racial prejudices."

What a shocker, Deziarrhea gives her standard, mindless, auto-response half-assed racism accusation.

Anonymous said...

"So you were a kid from a white suburban fantasyland and was used to everything being handed to you."

Deziarrhea, do you have the phrase "dumb fucking whore" tattooed across your forehead?
In case you haven't noticed, whites pay taxes so that the government can provide handouts to blacks.
Being white means that NOTHING will be handed to you, only TAKEN from you.

Anonymous said...

"Because of the big, bad, real world that destroyed your Blessed Supremacy, you now hate all black people, knowing that they were the ones who crushed all your little white boy dreams."

Proof? This is nothing but a conspiracy theory.

Anonymous said...

Dezirrhea, you apparently overlooked my earlier questions, so I'll re-post for your benefit...

Why do blacks throughout the world have the highest violent crime rate, the highest murder rate, the highest rape rate, the highest AIDS rate, the highest abortion rate, the highest illegitimacy rate, the highest dropout rate, the highest illiteracy rate, the highest incarceration rate, etc??

Please be an honest human being and answer those questions.

Desiree said...

SBPDL:

You are white; don't even start that crap because you aren't even clever enough to be consistent (Black? Please; only in your wildest fantasies!). Paco Nacho and a few self-hating Asians aside, no person of color would write a blog wherein the point of view is from a white perspective.

Even in their most delusional moments, they would still have a fairly high percentage error.

I stand by my previous assertion that you are a quasi-privileged, pseudo-intelligent, sheltered little white boy.

Period.

You failed to answer any of my questions without resorting to neither provable or disprovable conspiracy theories, as well as the stock BS most white racists spew.

BRA, regardless of how long the idea has been around, is as fictitious as the belief that Jews run everything and everyone with puppet strings.

You dwell in that wonderland of ambiguity, banking on people's worst stereotypes and fears to gain popularity.

If I wasn't so disgusted with all of the white commenters on this site, I'd feel sorry for them that they are being swindled by a blogging coward stoking racial prejudice and revolution with no answers or solutions.

From chaos comes opportunity...

Like all charlatans from history, they are more well-off than the mindless drones that follow. I would love to know how many people on this site are not blue-collar workers, Tea Partiers, etc.

How many of them reside in 'affluent cities' and in peaceful houses? How many of them are busy with travel and master's degrees (don't forget abs workouts!)? Yet they feel comfortable reading the screeds (well, cut-and-pasted) of some nose-in-the-air rich kid?

Wake up, people!

God, you are more like Glenn Beck than I realized! Next time before you sit behind your undoubtedly expensive Mac computer, please remember not to cast stones at the likes of Jesse and Al. That would just be hypocritical.

And the point of THIS post? Nothing. You have no point. As usual.

It's just another bullshit entry by a bullshit blogger who hates black people for some unknown yet undoubtedly bullshit reason.

Because you are so deep in your psychosis, you will disagree when I say racism is a mental illness. I know, I know... you wrote a "post" (cut-and-paste) about it!

But remember most crazy people don't know they're crazy. Your denial of my point is thus moot.

I will go. My goal was never to educate or rehabilitate but I can't help but feel pity...

Oh well! Your time will come, as Tim Wise had noted. Ciao.



(Now will this be posted???)

Straight outta Compton said...

Hi, I'm a nice black suburb of Los Angeles. Check me out..

Anonymous said...

Desiree, no matter how much you fight whites' perception of blacks, your people are still failing FAILING miserably. You as a black are a member of the collective, you have told us so.

What are you doing to help them? If you are so talented and educated, don't you think you have some responsibility for telling them the truth?

Anonymous said...

"but you have not given any logical, sound reason why it is your lot to 'highlight' the 'problem'. "

Blacks don't like to "air the dirty laundry", but whites will. We can't wait around for blacks to be honest, they just can't. It is important for blacks to maintain the victimology role "by all means necessary". Just another example of the culture clash. We have all responded to this on several occasions. Just because you do not like the truth does not mean that it does not exist.

To you, truth=racism, this is only classical black victimology. That is why you hate this site. Wait until the newly black "middle-class" dwindles and blows away in the next few decades. Second generation blacks from so called "middle class families" are already regressing back to the hood at an alarming rate, which shows that the middle-class status was only a propped up on affirmative action and other race entitlements. Blacks are showing their true nature and are unable to exist successfully in western culture. Yes there is a study on this, you can search for it if you like.

Blacks have no family structure teaching morals and proper behavior. Blacks are not taught compassion and right from wrong. This drags our entire society down.

We like to highlight the problem because we need to talk about it and we need to make policy to manage it. Black dysfunction is out of control and is a HUGE problem in America, and around the world right now. Ask any white kid in a public school where blacks attend. Blacks are the most poor, the most criminal, the most disrespectful, the most uneducated, the most dependent, and the most disruptive. Have you seen the latest crime stats?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2010/11/post_9.html

Don't you think that you would be alarmed if whites were killing and raping blacks as such a rate? You would be marching in the streets.

Whites are sleepwalking right now, and need to wake up, that is the point of spreading awareness. Whites need to get out of the business of pandering to blacks.

Anonymous said...

"Yes, all white areas are peaceful and tranquil. It is amazing what a homogenuous society can accomplish in terms of peace, security and freedom. "

Well said, SBPDL. This is what we should demand for everyone in American culture. Blacks have no clue what they are missing out on.

Blacks would not recognize true personal freedom and its many rewards if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Anonymous said...

"A bunch of white crybabies pissed some black guy did A, B, and C to them."

A= rape
B= murder
C= fleece

Anonymous said...

Blacks like Desiree intentionally take advantage of the goodness and generosity of white people. Desiree is hoping that you are all a bunch of white-bread honkeys, clueless crackers, ignorant about the true dark nature and tendencies of blacks.

She wants to take advantage of your lack of "street cred", school you on black culture, say "it's a black thang, you won't understand", call you racists, and then tell you that you know nothing about "being black", but she does. She will say she is "black and proud" as her culture crumbles around her. She hates your happiness, your innocence, your lack of awareness of the darkness that people are capable of. She knows all about your white guilt and she works tirelessly to exploit it.

Don't fall for it!

In my line of work, I have been extremely close to black culture my entire life, and well "schooled" on their social patterns, rules and regulations, their hatred for whites, and their goal to shake down white society for reparations and entitlements. That is what being black in America is all about. Hatred for whites, and finding new ways to fool them.

Black people stay far away from whites who can recognize their intentions. When I explain my white life and SWPL experiences to blacks, they laugh heartily because they are not able to understand it. Marriage, homeownership, paying bills on time, no debt, self sufficiency, self reliance, not taking what is not mine, happy family experiences, they just laugh. White people's perspective on life is completely foreign to them. They can not understand what it feels like to feel freedom from the inside out, to move and walk through the world like you own the place. They are afraid of letting whites off the hook because there is so much work to be done.

Don't fall for it!

Anonymous said...

SBPDL,


"1. Everyone should care when the vast amount of attention of the virtually every level of life in the United States (Church, Government - local, state and federal -, media, sports and academic sectors) all put the interests of improving Black people at the expense of everyone else."

Really? Churches are some of the most racially segregated institutions in the country. So, that's not such a good example. Besides churches are supposed to help people, but they follow societal norms white neighborhood, white church, black neighborhood black church.

The government is largely white. Rank and file government workers often times reflect the local communities. So, for example if a city like Detroit or Atlanta is largely black a good percentage of the government workers will be black. How many black sanitation workers are hanging around in Boise, Idaho or in some Irish neighborhood in Boston?

The police and Fire Department are well known to be very popular jobs for poor uneducated white males. The last time I checked those were government jobs.


"2. This country exists to help out Black people, at all costs. No one else is pointing this fact out."

246 years of slavery, 100 years of Jim Crow. Keep in mind that black people have been in this nation for only 391 years. That means things have been "cool" for us Negroes for around 45 years.

This country has been stabbing you people in the back since its founding. You have to be the most naive person on the planet if you believe it will lift a finger to "help" descendants of slaves.

-Black guy

Blue Eyed Devil said...

And there it is for all to see. Anon 5:47am hit the nail on the head. If you've ever read one entry from this site, this one cuts right to the heart of the black agenda. Any and all white guilt falls away once you figure out the hustle. I guess I'd fear and lash out at people to once all my hard work was in danger of being destroyed. Get a clue folks. If you do, you'll never look back.

Anonymous said...

"Really? Churches are some of the most racially segregated institutions in the country."

Who gives a shit?
The charity work that churches do is disproportionately geared toward helping black people.

Anonymous said...

"I stand by my previous assertion that you are a quasi-privileged, pseudo-intelligent, sheltered little white boy."

Proof? This is nothing but a conspiracy theory.

Anonymous said...

"You dwell in that wonderland of ambiguity, banking on people's worst stereotypes and fears to gain popularity."

Blacks have the highest murder rate.
Is this a stereotype?

Blacks have the highest violent crime rate.
Is this a stereotype?

Blacks have the highest AIDS rate.
Is this a stereotype?

Blacks have the highest illegitimacy rate.
Is this a stereotype?

Which "stereotypes" are you referring to?

Anonymous said...

"And there it is for all to see. Anon 5:47am hit the nail on the head"

Thank you, Blue Eyed Devil. I appreciate that, and I mean what I say.

@ Desiree, you asked, so here are my solutions to the black problem:

1. Require a Depo Provera shot or Norplant for all women who apply for welfare payments. End payment for these single women to reproduce. If a woman receives benefits, require her to view a powerpoint presentation about the American Taxpayer who pays for her to eat. Match up welfare recipients with their white "donors" and require them to report their progress toward self-sufficiency. Offer $1,000 cash for surgical sterilization.
2. Stop providing women welfare debit cards. Publicly shame them, make them stand in line for a box of food, promote the stigma of welfare. A hunk of government cheese, a sack of beans, oats, gallon of milk, carrots, potatoes, flour, butter and a bag of rice. Just like the good old days. Churches and charities can pick up the slack. Bring back good old competition.
3. End the Affirmative Action and Equal Outcome scam immediately, and yes this includes for blacks, handicapped, gays and women.
4. Aggressively report the actual stats for black and hispanic crime and illegitimacy rates in America and allow law enforcement to institute racial profiling. I will happily pay higher taxes for prisons. Sweep black neighborhoods for criminals. Hold black fathers legally accountable for their offspring.
6. Allow businesses, corporations, realtors, and landlords to openly discriminate if they wish. Allow whites to self-separate from other races legally.
7. Rebuild white identity in America and other European countries by reclaiming our own territories and protecting them. Allow groups to live separately without the promise of equal living standards. Do not allow whites to become a minority.
8. Close and closely monitor American borders. We cannot survive the arrival of large groups of foreign immigrants.
9. Create learning institutions specifically for the black learning style - technical and trade schools that take the place of a traditional western education. Remove disruptive blacks and hispanics from classrooms. If Affirmative Action programs end, we will need these alternative schools.
10. No more vouchers, forced integration of schools, desegregation of schools and neighborhoods. No more racial pandering and programs funded by the American Taxpayer. Legally protect self-segregation.

This is only a start.

Anonymous said...

"Rank and file government workers often times reflect the local communities. "

BS. Have you not read the stats for the overrepresentation of blacks in government jobs in America? Where is that link, SBDL, Black Guy needs to read it. Blacks do not live in Maine, so there will be lower numbers, of course, but in any large city, there is huge overrepresentation.

In my city,only blacks are city and school bus drivers, trash collectors, public works, postal workers, welfare staff, government "security", public office workers, on and on but they are only 20% of the population. Your claims are not true, not true, not true!

Anonymous said...

"Really? Churches are some of the most racially segregated institutions in the country."

Listen to SBPDL, Black Guy. While the black churches self-segregate, and preach separatism and hatred for whites, my white church is constantly "reaching out to the black community" with free turkeys, boxes of food door to door, health fairs, "back to work" clothing for women, bags of toiletries for the local women's shelter, toy drives, Christmas gifts, the giving tree, school backpacks and coats for kids, tutoring, food pantry, adopt a welfare woman and her kids, dental bus, hot Sunday dinner, and the list goes on. The people who stand in line for these handouts are ALWAYS ALWAYS the underclass blacks in my city. White churches are so very generous to blacks, you should already know this.

Meanwhile, the black churches in my city are hosting race hustler Al Sharpton this week because of a recent police-brutality-on-a-black incident. I stand by my assertion that black people are the most stingy and hateful people on the planet.

Anonymous said...

"You have to be the most naive person on the planet if you believe it will lift a finger to "help" descendants of slaves."

Black Guy, you have nailed it. Let us leave the Negro alone and watch the apples fall from the tree...

"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!" -Fredrick Douglas

Miss Ann said...

"Hi, I'm a nice black suburb of Los Angeles. Check me out.."

Thanks for the giggle!

Anonymous said...

"Meanwhile, the black churches in my city are hosting race hustler Al Sharpton this week because of a recent police-brutality-on-a-black incident. I stand by my assertion that black people are the most stingy and hateful people on the planet."


I know you're lying because Al Sharpton is only one man and there are hundreds of black churches all over this country. What reason would he have to come to you're hick town?

The only people Al Sharpton is hustling are the producers of Fox, MSNBC, and CNN "news" shows. He was the tour manager for James Brown for Christ sakes. He has no background in civil rights. You guys have to be the dumbest people on the planet if you take that ass clown seriously.


-Black guy

Anonymous said...

"Black Guy, you have nailed it. Let us leave the Negro alone and watch the apples fall from the tree..."


You're missing the point entirely. The powers that be use us to control the white masses.

We're used to it. Are you?

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Black Guy, once again you have spoken as a true victimologist. "White use us, wahhh!" When whites are no longer forced to pay for blacks to exist, their numbers will dwindle. You can not survive if you have nothing to eat. This is the most important point of all.

Duh!

Anonymous said...

Black Guy, here is an Op-Ed piece from our local "black newspaper" regarding Al Sharpton's visit:

"On Nov. 17, the Baptist Ministers Alliance sponsored a second visit by Rev. Al Sharpton in its campaign to bring justice to the Indianapolis Metro Police Department.

Also, on that day, the Ten Point Coalition sponsored an interfaith meeting of white and Black clergy with Mayor Greg Ballard and public safety officials, including the Fraternal Order of Police.

Rev. Al Sharpton’s visit and announcement that he’ll open a National Action Network chapter here to continue the pressure to improve and reform the police should be welcomed by all Black clergy groups and our community. If Sharpton follows up, it will have the effect of spotlighting Indianapolis’ ills before the national stage. Something that has not happened before. And something the city’s power brokers don’t want to see."

http://www.indianapolisrecorder.com/articles/2010/11/24/opinion/editorials/doc4ced620b9583e197396080.txt

See how the black sheep follow their leader???

Anonymous said...

How about every home security system commercial?

Anonymous said...

Here's another example of what I call "the new classic", which consists of a smart black guy schooling a dumb, fat, white guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egDUrL0eby0&feature=related

Ontario Canuck said...

Here in Canada, we had little experience of Black people until the immigrant floodgates were left opened in the 1970s.

A massive influx of Caribbean "nannies" and other low-income Black migrants began arriving, subsequently embedding themselves in the (then) predominantly white cities of Toronto and Montreal. (I'll refrain from the discussing our newly acquired black crime issues for now, but proportionality, the figures are off the charts.)

Anyhow, our made-in-Canada television commercials also grovel towards the p.c. gods by including at least one incongruent black person among a group of white Canadians "fishing at the cottage" or having a "jolly" good time at a friendly neighbourhood barbeque.

This disingenuous process has become such a farce in today's t.v. commercials, that I completely miss the message and try to focus when the black actor is ready to pop up. Lately, however, I've noticed advertisers placing their token black person right up front, which only elicits a groan from my family. Sorry, no sale! In fact, we may place them on our boycott list if they dump this brainwashing propaganda in our homes once too often!

Canada is still a country comprised of an 85% white population and (now) a 2% black population (with the balance made up of other minorities), yet black faces uncannily appear in almost every t.v. commercial in our country.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Here is yet another one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqBVIMa4ceg

Saw this one while watching the season finale of "The Walking Dead"...

Anonymous said...

mmkay, these are not racist commercials. Not at all.

You guys are all "rebels without causes". Do me a favor and get a cause?!

Firstly, the people in all of the youtube videos could easily have been white people/families.

Then would it be racist?

I think that you guys are trying to do the right thing by making this world a better place and everyone more comfortable, but if I were a white person in say Africa, or Haiti or Jamaica, and this article was centered around white people I would feel completely uncomfortable.

I think you guys need to see it from another perspective.

It's NOT racist unless you MAKE it racist.

*Sigh*

Sincerely a 14 year old girl of which race doesn't matter?!...