Friday, April 2, 2010

Happy Easter Weekend from SBPDL


Holidays are a wonderful time to retreat from the internet and the 24/7 news cycle and find comfort with family and friends.

From SBPDL to yours: Have a wonderful Easter weekend with your family. We have a few special Easter posts that will be coming this weekend, but we wanted to take this time to wish you and your family a blessed Easter weekend.

We have fun educating the world about Stuff Black People Don't Like, but we have more fun in the company of our family and garner enjoyment spending time with them and friends.

Regardless of your religious beliefs, Easter and the spring season represent hope springing eternal. In a more civilized time, Germans and their World War One enemies- the French and British - came together on the 25th of December under a flag of peace to celebrate the glory of Christendom and the birth of Christ (the Christmas Truce).

We no longer live in a civilized time, but approach with amazing speed and alarming alacrity the world of Idiocracy.

You have little control over these developments right now, so relax and catch your breath.

But over the weekend of Easter 2010, remember those moments from your youth. The joy of Easter egg hunts; the wonder of Easter baskets left behind by a benevolent bunny in league with the American Dentist Association (ADA); the dread of dressing up for Easter sermon, but the pride reflected in your parents eyes as you do anyways.

Over Easter, sit back and enjoy a peaceful weekend and make new memories with your family while remembering the old ones. We'll be back in the next 24 hours with two posts that won't capsize Guam, but could capsize an inflatable pool if given the chance.

Have a great Easter folks and never forget the importance of family and the bonds you have created. Take this weekend as an opportunity to call an old friend or college roommate you haven't spoken to in years.

Rekindle a long dormant relationship with a person you once spent nights discussing dreams with and yet somehow managed to lose touch with them in the process of seeing those dreams to fruition.

You'll be surprised to hear the joy and heartache in the voice of that friend or family member when you finally call to break the once impenetrable silence of years gone by (if you want to know why this is important, read the melancholy book It Never Rains in Tiger Stadium).

Life can be difficult but living shouldn't be. Remember, those who can see grow in number everyday and that if you live in whitopia, chances are they are much more ubiquitous than you could ever imagine.

Easter bonnets, Easter egg hunts and heck, the Easter Bunny might be relics of Pre-Obama America, but they represent something that those who wish to be theological or secular can find common ground: family.

Traditions tie us together with people we never met, family long gone, brothers and sister present and faces still waiting to be conceived.

God speed to you and yours this Easter weekend, 2010.

Enjoy this scene from Ben-Hur, which easily beats anything from the 2004 Mel Gibson film Passion of the Christ (although we thought Jesus was Black).






13 comments:

Anonymous said...

If Jesus was black, he would have never died on the cross for our sins.

He would have had about 20 bastard kids with various women in the middle east. Some of which might would have been the result of rapes.

He would not have been a carpenter, but instead he would have waited for handouts From Caesar. Saying "Give unto Caser what is his, and have Caesar be giving it all to me, cause I get's mine" Sho nuff.

He would have been always been drunk on wine. And hardly worried about people sinning no more.

Healing the blind and sick? Not hardly, only if they paid him first.

And walking on water would have only happened if there was a basketball hoop above the water, and he wanted to do his air Jordan impersonation.

Feeding the masses? Again, only if paid. Cause he would have had to gets his.

He would have called his Father God the original gansta. And the disciples his peeps, his homies.

No biblical message would ever get past a "muh dick" comment anyway. As he flirted with women and raped them. Ofcourse rape would have been ok, he is God in the flesh after all. Since blacks love to abuse their power.

And, when all was said and done, after raising himself from the dead. He would then demand reparations.


CWN

Anonymous said...

Thank you for the, as always, beautifully written Easter wish. I would like to take this opportunity to express my delight at having recently discovered this blog...I think it was through a CoCC link. The blog is as humorous as it is well written and is obviously a great labor of love for its creator who seems to possess that rare combination of intelligence and wit. Thanks SBPDL, and a most happiest of Easter's for you and yours.
Northlander

Anonymous said...

Just off the presses: the head of the South African white nationalist party was hacked to death by two young blacks, at his farm in the countryside.
Wonder about the implications for FIFA.

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/04/03/AR2010040303136.html

South African white far-right leader Eugene Terre'blanche, who fought to prevent the end of apartheid in the early 1990s, was beaten and hacked to death at his farm Saturday, his party said.

Police said two black workers in custody for the killing of Terre'blanche, 69, appeared to have been angry about unpaid wages and not politically motivated.

But Terre'blanche's Afrikaner Resistance Movement linked the attack to the recent singing of an apartheid-era song featuring the words "Kill the Boer" by the head of the ruling African National Congress party's youth league. The subsequent dust-up has prompted fears of growing racial polarization in South Africa.

"That's what this is all about," said Andre Visagie, a spokesman for Terre'blanche's party. "They used pangas [machetes] and pipes to murder him as he slept."

Anonymous said...

There is more on the Terre blanches story. Seems this is only the beginning. Mandela has called for the confiscation of all white farms and mines. And no it has nothing to do with indigenous blacks. When the Africaaners settled there, there were nothing, no local black tribes .... nothing. Mandela and Mugabe have both called for the genocide of white in SA and Rhodesia. Rhodesia under Mugabe is farther along in the genocide than Mandela, but murders of whites in SA amount to 190 a year. This is an every day story in the new SA. I wonder why this has never been reported in the national news?

Cracker Americanus said...

Rhodesia and South Africa are test cases. Blacks were brought into to manual labor..when they overpopulated and took over. They then decided to remove the people who gave them the opportunity.
America is next.

Bititi Olufunke said...

To CWN:

Did you think you were clever, you pathetic ignoramus? No, you weren't. That poorly written "fantasy" of yours is shamefully indictative of your walnut-sized brain.

Stop obsessing over the Afrikan man's sexuality and understand the fact that many "caucasian" women, although fetishistic and racist in their longings for Afrikan men, are not raped, but go willingly. It is so, so, so sad, yet predictable...

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Bititi -

Come now... no wants to be raped! Don't pull a Bobby Knight and say people should lay back and enjoy it!

But, you might enjoy this story about raping that is not a fantasy, but is purely fact:

http://patdollard.com/2010/04/update-five-arrests-made-in-new-jersey-gang-rape-of-7-year-old-sold-by-her-stepsister/

"TRENTON, N.J. (AP) - Two adults and three juveniles have been arrested in the gang rape of a 7-year-old girl sold by her stepsister, police said. One of the adults was identified as Gregory Joseph Leary.

Details on the arrests were to be announced at a Saturday night news conference at police headquarters in the state’s capital city.

Authorities say the girl was offered for sale by her 15-year-old stepsister on March 28. They say the teen went to a party with some men on the 13th floor of the Rowan Towers apartment building and the younger girl tagged along because she worried about her stepsister’s safety.

Police say the 15-year-old sold sex to men, then took money to let them touch the younger girl. They say touching turned to forcible sex as at least seven men raped the 7-year-old.

The 15-year-old has been charged with promoting prostitution, aggravated sexual assault and other crimes; police have not released her name.

A 20-year-old man had previously been charged with having sex with the 15-year-old, but police don’t know who might have attacked the 7-year-old. They say, though, that someone in Rowan Tower does and are urging, even threatening, neighbors to identify them."

Bititi Olufunke said...

I am sorry for not being clear! I--a woman--never said that anyone wants to be raped! Please... I merely pointed out to the commentator with the lilliputian brain that these "rapes" he's referring to that the black Jesus would commit are just outposts of his obsession with the Afrikan man's sexuality; this addition of "rape", in his tale, of "caucasian" women or women in the Middle East just fans the flames of his own hateful, slightly homoerotic fixation!! That is all. English is not my first language; I know my writing is decent but I sometimes have issues with word order!!

No need to show me that article to "prove" that Afrikan-Americans rape. It is a terrible crime that whites also commit!! Look and see:

www.whitewatch.wordpress.com

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

Olufunke,

Thanks for the clarification. I don't agree at all with your Marxist interpretation of rapes or "clinical" diagnosis of the poster as obsessing over Black sexuality, but I thank you for positing.

Here is an article that uses FBI stats to show the reality of rape in America.

http://97.74.65.51/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=26368

Rape is evil, an act that should result in the swift and unflinching death of the individual perpetrating the crime.

However, you have linked to a website I find hilarious.

Whitewatch is a weird website. They post articles about whites, but also paint anyone who dislikes gay people as evil as well.

Obviously, the person behind whitewatch isn't aware it was Black people who helped stop gay marriage from being passed in California (consult gay marriage entry on this site).

Look, evil exists in all races. However, the media in America constantly harps on white people only - save the local nightly news - thus the reason sites like SBPDL exist.

And the fantastic website www.thugreport.com

That website acts as an aggregate of crime from around the nation. Most of it is by Black people, but also you can find articles about white and Hispanic crime.

Whitewatch really does nothing for me, but showcase scum. You think its clever to paint white people as criminals, when it was white people who sent more than $1 billion to Haiti and then tried to smuggle kids out to bring them to America, in the vain hope they won't grow up to resent white people and blame them for all their problems.

SBPDL applauds the efforts of whitewatch... those who do evil to others must be punished. White, Black, Brown, Red or Yellow.

But a cursory glance at crime rates provided by the FBI display a most unpleasant reality: it is Black people who need to pe punished the most for the wanton criminality.

Again, just take a look at www.thugreport.com

ms bititi olufunke r. said...

Well, I'd like to offer a correction: Whitewatch does not support homosexuality. The site owner rants in the comments against homosexuality...at least from the newer posts I have read...

Anyway, I am not painting all "caucasians" as criminals, nor am I denying that Afrikan people commit crimes. Would that not be ridiculous given statistics, even if bias was eradicated? You use the word "criminality" as if it is an ingrained mindset within my people. Poverty--not race--breeds crime so it is no surprise that higher rates of crime (as opposed to with "caucasians" living in suburbia) occurs within their communities. The lack of context for crime in this country is astounding!!

Also, you act as if "caucasians" (the whole, not the individual) DON'T commit crime. That is why you can call those individuals on Whitewatch "scum" because your people have the ability to not be seen as a "community" or a collective. Afrikan people, as well as other coloreds, do not have that luxury!! But when a "caucasian" INDIVIDUAL does something positive, the race as a whole gets to take credit? What...?

Anyway, my analysis of the commentor stands, if you don't mind. Many "caucasian" women like Afrikan men and, while I personally prefer to see them with Afrikan women like myself, I cannot look down at people in love. The commentor seems jealous to me, but in a strangely obsessive, mentally preoccupied way; seems odd to have such hatred especially under an Easter wish post...but this is your site... And, PLEASE, I did NOT say rape was a good thing!! Never!!

Anonymous said...

Bitti,

"Did you think you were clever"

Yes

Yes, it was a fantasy, because thank God, Jesus was not black. Mine was merely a tale of what if's. A scary look into the life of a black Jesus. Thank God is was a fantasy. God knew better.

Sorry to break it to you there sunshine. But many white women don't want black men. Usuaully the black men get what is left over. Blacks are notorious rapers. And rappers.

And no, talking about the facts of blacks being rapists does not have a homoerotic tinge to it. Next you will call me a poopey face and tell me I have cooties.

Instead I might suggest a new name.

CWN

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