Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Laughter... a most Potent Ally


It is said brevity is the soul of wit. Black people do not like jokes at their expense, for daring to poke at Black people is a mortal sin and one that will soon be illegal in the United States of America as administered by Mein Obama.

Black malfeasance must not be acknowledged, instead disregarded as a momentary lapse in judgment by what a surviving member will ultimately state, “But he was such a good boy and we never knew he had problems,” or, “he was trying to change.”

For Black people are angelic and devoid of anything remotely resembling document-able, verifiable and testable pathologies that appear wherever they reside, regardless of the state, county, city or even country.

Black Run America (BRA) is a term that describes the prevailing attitudes and mindset that dominates and dictates the course of acceptable dialogue in this nation. We have lived under the tenets and rules of BRA for sometime (BRA does not literally mean a government run by Black people, but it means a government, educational system, workforce, entertainment industry, etc. that has the desire for uplifting Black people as its number one aim, goal and desire, all at the expense of other people) and we have shown how powerful this governing mindset can be, as in the case of the Soul Food menu at NBC during Black History Month.

Under no circumstance can white people ever find it acceptable to buy into patently untrue Black stereotypes and locate humor at the expense of Black people. The continual anointing of Black people must forever occur to guarantee the safety and effectiveness of BRA, as the slightest deviation from the creed, the very doctrine and foundation of modern America life could destroy the whole system.

Government is dominated by Black people, their over-representation posing major problems to Tea Party members who want to curtail government power and roll back the size of the ever-expanding leviathan.

Thus, it is obvious Tea Party members are racist. The desire to terminate hundreds of thousands of Black people from the payrolls of local, state and the Federal government is the endgame of Tea Party enthusiasts, yet they steadfastly refuse to acknowledge this simple fact.

America could be retaken tomorrow. If those who can see understood the farcical world they truly inhabit – trying to convince untold millions of the vast differences in IQ that exist, the horrifying crime rates that fluctuate so disproportionately between racial groups and the sorry state of majority Black cities – and instead understand the powerful weapon that is laughter, all would change.

Crime is a reality that any person unfortunate to live in a ghetto can tell you is an unfortunate reality of everyday life. Any Disingenuous White Liberal acting as a modern-day pioneer and attempting to gentrify previously Black areas of a city knows the inherent risk in their action, though they steadfastly refuse anything bad could happen to them (long have they believed in the Noble Savage myth and refused to concede just how harsh the frontier was before whites subdued a hostile Indian population).

The same situation is what all would-be individuals participating in gentrification encounter. The white people who believed in Manifest Destiny had a common goal and purpose, those gentrifying blighted areas of majority cities do so to be trendy, cool and chic.

The healing power of laughter is infectious and capable of incredible feats. Imagine the next time you see Black people wearing their pants on the ground, with a belt noticeably absent, you didn’t lock your car, but instead laughed.

Projecting fear is a weakness in nature. White people – whenever they prepare to denigrate Black people in speech – look around the room prior to mouthing “Black people” or “African-American” in an almost inaudible manner, for fear a Black person might actually hear them say such ungracious platitudes.

Next time you see a group of white people together at a party, bar or restaurant table and they all come closer together to muffle whatever is being said and then all look around nervously to double-check no Black person was in earshot of the offensive statement, you will know the veracity of what is stated here.

White people fear Black people and spend vast fortunes moving to Whitopia’s in order to escape their presence.

This fear translates to doubt and an acceptance of BRA. Major cities becoming irrevocably lost due to this terror, this all consuming tread and trepidation that penetrates ever white mind imposing the iron clad rule of no poking fun at Black people, at all times.

Well, like the emperor with no clothes, BRA must be laughed upon at every opportunity. Every goofy Black-owned, tricked out car; every ridiculous Black person wearing overly conspicuous suits; every episode of The Boondocks where Black people are the butt of every joke, but in a manner of sophistication and erudition that sneaks past the censors; every time you see a story confirming any stereotype you read, especially chicken, then you must laugh.

Break the power that keeps BRA afloat, and laugh. Why do you think Dave Chappelle no longer has a show?

Simple – he inadvertently gave away the keys to the kingdom and exposed the mendacity of BRA’s supremacy.

Statistics don’t lie, though many brush them aside without a passing glance. Crime, STD rates, IQ differences and test results (SAT, ACT, MCAT, GMAT, LSAT, etc.) can be dismissed using some form of cultural bias or insensitive remark.They remain true, though they have been effectively neutered because BRA's influence means they will not be tolerated in polite discussion.

But laughter… laughter is powerful, liberating.

Laughter is the way to exonerate yourself and bring about an emancipation you never thought possible.

Free yourself and laugh.

A final thought: why is it that the movie The Boondock Saints is so popular with young white males? Could it be a joke heard in the movie that few find offensive and untrue?

Brevity is the soul of wit. And it is through laughter that a revolution begins. It is the only form of defiance left.













27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Liberals claim to want to give a hearin' to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover there are other views. ~ William F. Buckley Jr

Anonymous said...

Yes you are correct, the country can be taken back shortly after of course the media is taken over. The media is of course key to it all. Where did the majority of the population get their foolish notions from? Who constantly portrays negros as intelligent good people, while portraying 'Whites' as idiots and evil racist? It all goes bback to the media. Yes Marxist teaching in Universities also helped, but most people did not attend these brainwashing acadamies. When a Hate Crazed Negro shoots 8 Whites it is barely mentioned, but when someone at a Wallmart jokes and says will all negros please leave the store it is front page and talked about for days.

We all know who controls the media, and why they have a death grip on it and won't let it go. With media in honest peoples hands all houses of cards will crash to the ground, and I mean ALL houses of cards, noy just the negroes.

Anonymous said...

SBPDL,

I think this video is an accurate characterization of what you've described.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthCSXadyrI

-Ulick Varange

Anonymous said...

SBPDL,

"Government is dominated by Black people, their over-representation posing major problems to Tea Party members who want to curtail government power and roll back the size of the ever-expanding leviathan."

Really?

-Black guy

Anonymous said...

Yes I openly(and frequently) laugh out loud whenever I see the hoopties, pants falling of the ass, the ebononics, the wigs and weaves that look just like a kitchen mop, the three inch ghetto nails(and toenails), the stupid gold teeth and grills that just look like rotten teeth, the titanic hippos waddling around with that apathetic look on their faces, etc. Kinda like a freakshow. Of course I never am bothered by these comical cretins as I am a rather large and muscular white male. I also point out these ridiculous antics to others as the foolishness it really is.

CWN said...

That video with the ice cream truck reminded me of a zombie movie. Plowing through the odd moving zombies. Too bad he wasn't fully in front of the truck.

Steve said...

The leprechaun video is priceless. So much stupidity packed into a small clip.

I can only imagine what absurd names they have.

Anonymous said...

Really?

-Black guy

Yes that is right out of CNN - a white liberal commentator. Reducing the size of government and limiting government control it brought on by racist white people IE the tea party. If you hear the screams of racism in the tea party - if they cannot get them on too many white people in the party, they will get them on the racist notion of limited government. After all we are a welfare state.

John said...

Laughing at the video of the truck hitting the African-American gentleman is beyond the pale, even for a site like this.

I am shocked, and can't believe that anyone could be so callous as to make a comment like this one,

CWN: "That video with the ice cream truck reminded me of a zombie movie. Plowing through the odd moving zombies. Too bad he wasn't fully in front of the truck."

Do you have any idea how expensive body and fender repair is these days?

Anonymous said...

Blacks will never reach the level of proficiency of whites…or any other race for that matter….and their inability to compete will constantly be blamed on white oppression and racism even though whites are hiring and schooling blacks who are unqualified in order to try to improve their hate-filled anti-white attitudes.

But all the effort is in vain. Blacks will continue to fail, and most certainly they will continue to hate….and they will continue to use whitey as a scapegoat for their incompetence.

The alternative is to admit they just can’t cut it as a group. But they’re far too arrogant to EVER do that.

Anonymous said...

SBPDL,


"White people fear Black people and spend vast fortunes moving to Whitopia’s in order to escape their presence."

I believe the word you might be looking for is hate. Ironically there is an endless supply of token Negroes that seem to follow you guys like lap dogs to "whitopia".

"Well, like the emperor with no clothes, BRA must be laughed upon at every opportunity. Every goofy Black-owned, tricked out car; every ridiculous Black person wearing an inconspicuous suit; every episode of The Boondocks where Black people are the butt of every joke, but in a manner of sophistication and erudition that sneaks past the censors; every time you see a story confirming any stereotype you read, especially chicken, then you must laugh."

I agree with this statement 100%. Boondocks is one of the most accurate critical analysis of "Black culture" and society I've ever seen. I really enjoy the fact that he too is no fan of Barry the half breed. There are many of us black folks that aren't drinking the Barry kool-aid and that number is growing everyday.

It takes a member of the group to truly expose that group's flaws. The Boondocks is about as close as the "typical" white person can get to being that metaphorical fly on the wall in the average black person's home.

The real question is, will there ever be a white version of the Boondocks?

Will it get pass the censors?

Are white people capable of being that "racist" and still be funny?

The show can be called Whitopia. The DWL's and their token Negro friends wouldn't like it, but I will.

Blacks mock the buffoons in our mist a lot, but obviously not enough. That's why I love Boondocks so much. Nothing makes me cringe more is when some self hating Negro dons a goofy Barry the half breed t-shirt or a purple suit.

You can stop this nonsense if you people stop buying nearly 85% of all rap CD's.

Stop watching crap like "Yo MTV Raps". Hell, BET(Viacom) has more white viewers than black.

Knock off the going to Jamaica, getting drunk and having your hair braided.

Reggae is horrible "music". Stop buying it. Dreadlocks are disgusting on black people. White guys and chicks look like douche bag assholes.Stop it.

The fat white chick with the black dude is a joke and a cliche. Laugh and mock them.

So, just like it is displayed in Boondocks blacks are the cause of 100% of their problems, whites are the cause of 100% of theirs.

-Black guy

Dave said...

John that was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"Yes that is right out of CNN - a white liberal commentator. Reducing the size of government and limiting government control it brought on by racist white people IE the tea party. If you hear the screams of racism in the tea party - if they cannot get them on too many white people in the party, they will get them on the racist notion of limited government. After all we are a welfare state."


It's no longer an issue of less or more government, but corporate control. Don't be naive. You probably believe in that liberal media bias crap. There is no real news, it's all programing. Watch Family Guy or South Park. You will get entertainment without the phony pretense.

So, unless that white "racist" is a billionaire he needs to just pop open that Pabst Blue Ribbon, watch the ball game, and hope he still has a job down at the plant come Monday morning

-Black guy

Ryan said...

Wow I'm liking Black Guy more and more.

Anonymous said...

Ryan,
you like Black Guy because unlike a lot of black people, he actually has something to say and takes responsibility for his actions.

Anonymous said...

Black Guy 10:22

From one black man to another, I agree with your post.

Anonymous said...

Black Guy, I agree with everything but the part about reggae and locks.

I'd love to see Whitopia.

In fact, many people NEED to see Whitopia.

miked said...

The real question is, will there ever be a white version of the Boondocks?

"Will it get pass the censors?

Are white people capable of being that "racist" and still be funny?

The show can be called Whitopia. The DWL's and their token Negro friends wouldn't like it, but I will."

Mike Judge, one of America's greatest comedic geniuses, tried to create just such a show. Unfortunately the censors killed it before it even had a chance.

"The Goodes":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atS6g1kD9XM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ3Cm9XyfZo&feature=related

"So, just like it is displayed in Boondocks blacks are the cause of 100% of their problems, whites are the cause of 100% of theirs."

I could not agree more. Whites looks at poor blacks and think their only problem is they don't have enough white liberals in their life.

miked said...

And yes, Reggae is horrible music. I'd rather listen to a long-winded barry hussein soetoro speech. At least I'd get a nap in.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!
Crusading White Pedagogues

Anonymous said...

"Ironically there is an endless supply of token Negroes that seem to follow you guys like lap dogs to "whitopia"."

OK, so let's see....

Whitopia - nice streets, nice sidewalks, mothers jogging with strollers, bike paths, walking paths, little girls in pink dresses having tea parties in the front yards, dogs on leashes, nice property values, pleasant friendly neighbors who actually smile and say hello, peaceful cookouts, good schools, voting, tax-payers, neighborhood association meetings, neighborhood clean ups, yard work on saturday, coffee shops, book stores, flower beds, festivals, playgrounds with water fountains and splash parks, tennis courts, dinner parties.

Black Ghetto/Inner City: crumbling streets and sidewalks because of lack of tax base, loitering, burglary, crappy unplated cars traveling the alley ways at night, prostitutes, men drinking from brown paper bags, drive-by shootings, drive-by prayer sessions, black muslims selling bean pies on the corners, social workers, community centers, basketball courts, graffiti, blaring rap music, urban assault vehicles wtih spinning rims, kids EVERYWHERE but no parents in sight, unemployed men hanging around all day, section-8 rentals with 8 people sitting on milk crates, drug dealers on the corners, guys with baggy pants and white tennis shoes, turf wars, trash blowing around, inoperable junk cars, gunfire, illegal trash dumping, check cashing joints, grilling on the front porch, rib and chicken joints, fried fish joints, fast food joints, police sirens, crappy hair salons and barber shops and "variety stores" on every corner, unlicensed home daycares, blight, tall grass and weeds and the list goes on and on.

Hmmm. It is such a hard choice for me to make, Black Guy. Does not sound like hate to me. Sounds like protection and love for your family. If I had more money, I would move to my local Whitopia today. I might even leave everything behind if I had to. Whites pay a hefty price for safety in any city of America.

White Girl

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I forgot a few...

Whitopia: organic farmer's markets, nice, responsible teenage babysitters next door, door to door Christmas Caroling, safe Trick or Treating for kids who actually wear costumes, community bonfires, neighborhood festivals, nice neighborhood pools, football parties, Super Bowl parties, neighbors talking on the sidewalk after work, massive volunteerism, house sitting, dog houses, sand boxes, Crime Watch groups, neighborhood gateway banners, real curtains in the windows, neighborhood themed newspapers, lost dog posters, child-run lemonade stands, bake sales, any event that does not end in a shooting or an unintended pregnancy, just basically anything SWPL!

These are things that the black culture can not relate to. I think I am done talking about the characteristics of the black ghetto, it is depressing me.

White Girl

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

What you fail to address white girl, is that when whites live among a population of majority Black people they assimilate to THEIR cultural norms.

Notice the news stories of Omar Thornton and his white girlfriend who was 8 years younger (and they had dated for 8 years, making her 18 and him 26 when they started dating).

Anonymous said...

"What you fail to address white girl, is that when whites live among a population of majority Black people they assimilate to THEIR cultural norms. "

OK, point taken, SBDL, but my post was actually in response to Black Guy who said that blacks who want to live in Whitopias are "lap dogs". My point is that I do not blame decent blacks for wanting to be the token black in a white neighborhood (see my list above for reasons.)

And yes, while some whites (wiggers?) do assimilate completely into black culture and lose their identity due to low self esteem, some do not. There are exceptions. I live in a mostly black, gentrifying historic neighborhood and I have absolutely not assimilated into black culture even though it is around me each day. I drive north for entertainment and socialization when I need it. I am unable to afford the white suburbs in my town, the price for feeling safe is far too high and the houses are cheaply built. This is not my choice, I would love for my inner-city hood to turn into a Whitopia, and it will someday. This is where I happen to be right now.

White Girl

Stuff Black People Don't Like said...

White Girl,

It's always hard to address people properly on these types of forums. My comment was not meant as an attack, just an observation I have noticed.

When Black people move into formerly white suburbs, those white people with the means flee. Those whites left behind (blue collar workers) see their children assimilate into the Black mindset.

Conversely, those white people (Stuff White People Like/SWPL) that engage in pioneering - gentrification - do so with unbelievable risks to themselves. Like American settlers of the old west, trying to maintain ones culture in a sea of madness if difficult.

Check out these two harrowing stories of a white girl who was tied up by a Black guy ( no relation ) in Atlanta, only to utilize her toe in pulling off a daring, computer assisted escape.

http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/police-toe-typists-attack-583758.html

http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/toe-typist-says-suspect-585786.html

What a world we live in...

Anonymous said...

It's always hard to address people properly on these types of forums. My comment was not meant as an attack, just an observation I have noticed.

I know, SBDL. It is OK, I did not take your comments as an attack. I am not hypersensitive, and I am open to constructive dialogue.

Yes, I heard about the white girl getting tied up. I have learned to make very direct eye contact with black thug types in my neighborhood. I don't think that blacks would be able to make direct eye contact with other blacks, they tend to divert their eyes but not me. 911 has helped me on several occasions and loud watchdog. I am not afraid of blacks hurting me, they really are easy to diffuse. Several of them have moved away from my area because of the constant pressure by whites moving in. It is a beautiful thing to see when a neighborhood turns around for the better, I always try to encourage whites to not be so afraid and stick together in situations such as mine. My favorite thing to see is blue and yellow recycling bins out...that means white people are here!

White Girl

Anonymous said...

Awesome blog, by the way, SBDL.

You are dead on with each and every post, and I hope that your site explodes into something very big. I think white people in America are confused about being liberal vs. being truthful. This site has made me feel that I am not alone in the fact that I DO not feel guilty for slavery, I DO not feel compassion for people who intentionally hurt and intimidate others, and I do believe that the problem of urban terrorism should be addressed by Homeland Security so that we can take our cities back. I am also very proud to support the success my own people, as we all should be.

White Girl